Propaganda 09 ch07

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 A
 ARGGGGGGHHHH...

 It was a pleasure for me to collect
 all this gossip,eventhough certain
 people (such as a belgian whose nick
 name has to be Quasimodo) may feel
 attacked due to massive verbal offence
 about which I don't give a shit.Take
 all this with a smile,and take into
 considering that most of these lines
 have been typed during hangover
 periods or extremly boring times
 which may give it some dry touch at
 once,nevertheless,there you go,read,
 love and live it,Majesty's in the
 house and your entertainer for such
 a short time like 12 pages are...



 S
 STOP THE PRESS..

 Antichrist+Sorceress recently signed
 a contract with Columbia Pictures as
 stunt double for Al+Peggy Bundy in
 Married with children.As for what we
 in the Propaganda (TM) staff heard
 they have been recruited for doubling
 risky and dangerous sceneries like
 Al and Peggy having Sex or Al's
 undressing of his socks.Rumours about
 Master Kracker being recruited as
 cover double for Christina Applegate
 alias Kelly Bundy are nonsens and
 wrong,he's still working on that
 beauty farm in New Jersey/New York
 serving the drinks..



 Argos/Sunrise got nominated for the
 award of Germany's best phreaker of
 the year with his awesome discovery
 to reduce phonebills to his personal
 record,he stopped LEECHING when
 calling Down By Law daily,direct and
 chatting with Morrisey for hours.

 Whoever invited that POWERPLANT should
 have a hunchback is lying.Infact he
 got TWO and currently signed an
 advertisment contract with CAMEL
 cigarettes. Good luck Benjamin :))))

 Westbam,Airwolf,Fletch and Jucke build
 up a new party called "Fight Weight
 Watchers".For further details call
 their infoline 18OO-I'M-FAT.



 Westbam got the highest award of the
 worldwide leading doctors and medical
 men for being the classic example why
 abortion should be legal. Congrats
 also from the Propaganda (TM) staff!

 Talent is NOT dead,we in the staff
 finally figured out what they're
 doing. Majesty has been seen in some
 hospital for alcoholicans to cure
 out his alcohol and drug problem,Bod
 is currently busy collecting money
 to pay his wedding to Sex Goddess and
 Morrisey is learning to crack/code
 and will take over Bod's job and
 take care of the releases which he
 also is going to supply on his own.




   P            Q        O  T   M
   PROPAGANDA'S QUESTION OF THE MONTH

 Now we are coming to the serious part,
 so wipe that smile off your face Nerds

 ..                   ..
 >< Not that grumpy.. -- Okay,enuff'..

 Heres what various people did leave me
 in E-Mail to my question of the month.
 Now even YOU will discover which deep
 intimate sexual desires your friends &
 groupmates have:

 "If you were a GIRL in the SCENE,with
  who and why would you like to have
  SEX with most ?"
                      And there we go..


 P
 PSYCHOBILLY:

 Mhh I guess.. Benny Bloed !? (ED:He's
 been talking about Powerpant) Bahaha..
 Sorry no hunchies.. Pew.. Hmmmmmmmm
 I guess with you Marco! Bahaha..
 Really don't know,sorry !?

 C
 Chameleon:

 Definately both you and BOD. First I
 like rubbing shiny shaved heads,second
 I know BOD wants me. (ED:Ermm,remember
 you are ALL mine,Darren !?)
 Only joking right Marco ??? (ED:Nope,
 this is pretty serious Marcellus !)



 B
 BURGLAR:

 If I were a girl,I would like to have
 sex with ROUGH.I just love virgins you
 know.Or,if I were a girl I would like
 to have sex with Powerplant because he
 has got such a BIG...uhhhhh... EGO!!!

 J
 JIHAD:

 None of you guys.Simply no one showed
 up at the Ce-Bit (Hello Marco,Chrysagon
 Arrogance etc etc etc) (ED:Aha,if we'd
 have been there you'd supposedly would
 have raped us all together right ?!)

                        Go on.. :)


 P
 POWERPLANT:

 I don't need to be a girl,I already
 got that weird attitude towards men,
 and incase I'd be allowed to,I'd
 like to have sex with you ALL.

 A
 AYCEE:

 IF I'd be a girl...
 --



        A
        AHA,ENUFF FOR THIS MONTH..



   I    N  M       W  M    H
   IT'S NO MISERY, WE MAKE HISTORY...

 Yet this is another statistic about
 certain peoples activities/quotes and
 why they became famous for it:

 Radar/Lagerfeld:

 "I'll disconnect your line !" or "I
  gonna call the swat team"

 Westbam:

 "We got that game weeks ago.." or
 "...we don't need to hide, we just
  didn't felt like calling out despite
  you beat us on that ware..:)"



 Hero:

 "Hehehehehe, hehehehehe, hehehe etc."

 Jinx:

 "There are a thousand of mistakes in
  your mag but I'm not gonna tell ya.."

 The Shadow:

 "No Mom please.. not the broomstick.."

 Parson:

 "I'm lame.."

                     :)



           T   V      B
           THE VOTING BOOTH...

    THE RESULT OF THIS MONTHS BOOTH
          ON DIVINE ULTIMATUM..

 "What kind of deviant sexual behavior
  do you enjoy or fantasize about ?!"

 Out of 46 Votes:

 1.Animal Sex                9 for 19%
 2.Bondage+Discipline       14 for 3O%
 3.Gay Sex                   O for  O%
 4.Phone Sex                 3 for  6%
 5.Sado/Masochism            4 for  8%
 6.Deficating on eachother   3 for  6%
 7.Celibacy                 13 for 28%



 Aaaaaaalright, next months goodie
 shall be the list of dudes who did
 contribute with their vote, and
 what's gonna be even more interesting,
 WHAT they actually choosed... :))))

 Nevermind though, I gotta admit that
 certain lines have been DRY jokes, but
 as for a little excuse, I had to re-
 type all the text due to scratching
 it off my disk once. Next months
 gonna be better with an exclusive
 and supposedly very interesting
 interview and yet some more gossip
 about whatever I may consider as
 worthy to brag about. Till then, keep
 errected.
                    Majesty/TALENT!
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