Network 03 Contacts I

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 Welcome Home,Renegade !
 Again the 'Tavern of Seagods' welcomes
 you at its first Bar.. Sitting here,
 you'll surely find some Guys,to talk
 to.Tonights' program features ( like
 promised in Issue #2 ) a great Strip,
 done by the Stripmaster himself:
 Governor Barilla of Tortuga.. also
 called "the Tortured". You remember
 us capturing his Fast-Galleon in
 the near waters of 'La Vega' ?? Also
 the promised "Governors' wife raping-
 competition" will be held right after
 the Striptease..  ut now Something
 total different: This time,as an
 additional Show,we're showing Duke
 Lacarte and Torturemaster Croon
 trying to break the marathon-torture-
 record of 42 hours held by Cpt.Lamorta
 on Duke Lacarte !! Some wary bets
 go on Croon breaking the record with
 a 59-hours nonstop-torture.. if Duke
 Lacarte survives..  P.S.:Using F1 you
 can look at some general informations.
 Another thing,on this addys:
 I recieved over 120 Sheets with Addys,
 and You see,I can't put all Addys here
 because I have too less space left..
 I Try to be as fair,as I can and will
 introduce you well- AND badknown dudes
 to give everyone a chance,so please
 don't be too angry , because everyone
 deserves to show up here,o.k. ?
 Well,next to you,you see..         -->

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 ..To get NETWORK      , please only
 contact our swappers !
 PJ-Dynamix,me (Brix) and Flim-Flam may
 be Contacted for Letters, Reactions ,
 Protests and the other things about
 NETWORK     . WE ( the Editors ) won't
 spread this mag (maybe some exeptions
 for special dudes..)  because our
 spappers do , so contact us for
 NETWORK-internal things , O.K. ?
 Well then Pirate , more wild Maniacs
 are sitting at the bar - like...

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 Hey,VICKY ! I saw your english being
 Soooo Bad,that I'll now give you a
 little beginners-lesson for better
 Your sentence should be:
 "Vicky is independent,but only AT THE
  moment." (Got it? "AT THE moment !")
 Furthermore you have to say:
 "Vicky maybe joined FANTASIA" and not
 "..joined to Fantasia". By the way:
 FANTASIA IS DEAD.. sorry,pal ! Send me
 a sheet with the correct sentences
 written 100 times.. or our Torture-
 master will send you a mail-torture-
 machine (Something like a mailbomb ,
 it only takes longer till you get
 weak..) THIS IS NO JOKE,PAL !!!

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 ..I'm afraid,at this bar you won't
 find any free chair,but why don't you
 try your luck at the other Bar of this
 Tavern ? Just look:It's over there:
 Yes,right behind the Fireeater you can
 see Croon kicking a Troublemaker out
 of the Tavern.. Did you see it ?
 O.k. now look left,just where the
 bunch of people is sitting.. Yes !
 You got it.. hey ! ..and don't drink
 too much !  See you !
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