Ahead 5 Interview
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ooops.and despite this being a comebackissue,there is an interview.. well,i decided to make a nice live interview via phone with our good old friend : ramirez/talent ! oops...maybe for sum of you it might be a surprise to see him in that group and not in afl,but let's see,and read this piece of crap...hehe! B. = BIZARRE R. = RAMIREZ B. :so,what is your opinion about berti vogts ? r. :they should give you the chair for what you are doing! B. :pardon ? r. :the chair!the chair!the chair! B. :shut up,hijo de puta! r. :ok..berti vogts? he is so horny! B. :aha ? don't you think that he simply sux ? r. :no way.i love his sexy legs ! B. :err..ok! i don't...please do not tell us something about yourself as that question is simply stupid! r. :so for what fucking reason are you doing this interview ? B. :how should i know,dummass ? r. :i don't know! B. :what about giving this crap a kind of serious touch ? r. :halt's maul! B. :thanx.tell those dudes again,why you left trance in november 1993! r. :because you are a lousy asshole, jos e. B. :fick dich! r. :ok,moment....oh...ohhh...ohhhhhh - 2 minutes later - r. :well,the point were i thought -that's it- came when frontball came out by illusion ,although only we had the original. B. :i knew that ,why did ya tell me again this shit? r. :buuuurps! (ed.that was really loud) B. :ok..now tell us something about the groups you were in after trance! r. :success:good group,but the organisation sux,as the germans never got any spread disc,so they opened their own group now! atlantis:hmm..this is more a company but a group. afl: yeah,marc does it all.he is afl and afl is marc.without him,the group would be nothing! talent : let's see ! B. :what do you expect to see? r. :geht dich nen dreck an. B. :who sux ? r. :honesty/afl! B. :do you like abba ? r. :shut up,cornudo.. B. :eh..ok. will ya call out again ? r. :yep,while you readers read it... B. :don't say so much shit,just the facts please ! r. :yes! B. :and when ? r. :you are full of shit,bizarre! B. :so what ? r. :nothing..eh..in late august or so i think,i might call out again! B. :do you like british telecom ? r. :you won't get it,pisser ! B. :well..tell us ,how you got the game magic if endoria as first ! r. :ask count zero if ya wanna know more about it....hehe B. :yes..it was a great idea indeed..! who sux further more ? r. :i hate dudes who invented that hunter.and other lamers who think to be cool. B. :give me names ! r. :bizarre/trance for example. B. :ah yeah...he is really lame! tell us about yer 90 degrees position in a one-night-stance last october ! r. :i never thought that this kind of fucking was possible! my dick turned about 90 degrees! B. :and who do you think believes this boast-shit ? r. :lamers like you ! B. :oh yeah..i forgot... ok,amigo...we should stop it here r. :adios! B. :no wait....i think a nice kind of scandal is missing in this interview,right ? r. :oh yeah..cool... B. :so,david,what is the real identity of kurby/atlantis ? r. :jack alien/avantgarde! B. :thanx,mate! hehehehe! -THE END - well..i hope ,you dudes had a little bit of fun reading this.and remember: live interviews simply kick ass ! BIZARRE !