Ahead 3 Mixed Chapter
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yaaaaa.. bizarre here with sum mixed stuff !!! first i show ya the list of best vote-sheet-spreaders: 01.(--) falcon 9 02.(--) neil 5 (--) dr.kaos 5 (--) pussymaster 5 (03) jazzcat 5 ---------------------------------------- you are the top 5 spreaders and will get a little present in the next few weeks....next time again the top 5 spreaders get something... here the rest of the sheet spreaders: 06.(12) heat 4 (04) starlight 4 08.(07) antifan 3 (--) new-design 3 10.(--) awa 2 (--) stan 2 (--) shockwave 2 (--) red rock 2 (--) mr.warp 2 (--) gobus 2 and there are 12 guys that spread 1 sheet! but ya have to spread at least 2 sheets to see yer name here,hehehe! thanx 2 ya all...and keep it on.. in total i got 160 sheets for this issue! 67 of 'em were spread by non-trance guys...that is 41.875 % i think that is a pretty good result.. i hope it will be more than 50 % next time spread by non-trance guys... yeah! something else now....maybe ya have heard that i (bizarre) got caught by the post....well..actually it wasn't the glue that made them suspicious..but they noticed me sending out with 10 pf.stamps to foreign countries very often..and so they kept these sends... but nowadays i get sent back stamps i used with 2 words written by a postal sucker near the cheated stamp: "manipulierte marke" that means manipulated stamp...so they also noticed that now...they haven't got me or so..and they don't see it always, but i don't trust them so much anymore.. .so please if ya haven't heard from me for ages ,then probably the post has kept either mine or your send... especially when ya used to send to 2800 bremen 5 before the new postcodes.. forget that....in any case of long waiting...recontact me please with the following o n l y real adress: plk 145872 e 28195 bremen germany ! ok ? cool... maybe i gotta change the addy someday... but not yet....... wir danken fuer ihre aufmerksamkeit... and now the promised record-review... well..i have seen lotsa of so called recordreviews in other mags ,but mostly they arem't worth one single penny...coz they (mostly) ,just list the songs,and give points or a percentage....but ya don't learn anything about the songs....that's why i last time wrote something about every song of "no limits" by 2 unlimited... this time i will give ya my feelings about the new album by culture-beat who currently have a no.1 hit "mr.vain"! the album is called "serenity" and it features 12 tracks,+ a nice little extra..more about that later... maybe first sum info about culture beat: culture beat are 1. torsten fenslau 2. peter zweier 3. nosie katzman 4. steven levis furthermore the current vocalists: 1. (beautiful) tania evans 2. jay surpreme in 1989 culture beat had their first hit in germany called "der erdbeermund" it was shit in my eyes..there also exists an english version called "cherry lips" ..then they never had a hit again in germany until mr.vain but "no deeper meening" was a hit in other euro-countries....including spain ! well..then now we have mr.vain ,number one in germany for 5 weeks now,and in july they released the album i'm gonna review now..... i don't know if there maybe exists another album by them that they maybe released 1990 or so...if that exists..can anyone send it (a copy) to me ??? well... track 01 serenity 2'16''(2:16 mins.) (prolog) actually this isn't a real song.... it's just sum computer sounds including a male voice speaking slowly to ya "......you are now approving with the hypnotic sounds of culture beat" so i won't include that track in my overall ratings.... 3 seconds after ya could here the above written sentence,it really starts track 02 mr.vain 5'37'' you all should now this song...is it based on snap's "rhythm is a dancer" and it seems to have as much success as the best selling single in 1992... (rhythm i.a.dancer of coz..) rating : 97 % track 03 got to get it 5'21'' ya immediately notice that it isn't as good as mr.vain.....but it's not bad either....it's good to dance to but i don't think it would do so well as single-release...although it has sum kicking parts...maybe that can become a single-release someday.. rating : 79 % track 04 world in your hands 5'33'' first impression: it's slowlier... after 5 seconds she (tania evans) starts singing...hmm...it's kind of boring ..a slow beat....then jay surpreme starts singing (or lets say talking) ..a bit like captain hollywood does in their latest "all i want"... if ya like that ya will also like this culture beat track....but it's too slow and boring for me... rating : 51 % track 05 adelante 5'38'' adelante is spanish and means something like "let's go " the song starts funny...a computerized voice says "adelante" then the usual dance beat.. well.this song won't be a singlereleas for sure...but i like it ....it's funny and then the "guy" starts "talking" spanish with a horrible accent..hehe the chrous goes like that "adelante!la puerta esta abierta" it means "let's go ! the door is opened" the beat is a bit like "te quiero " by intrance feat. d-sign..but it's not as good as "te quiero" well...nothing really changes in that track... rating : 71 % track 06 rocket to the moon 5'47'' that track is nothing special...just the normal beat,and average vocal parts.....nothing to report..... rating : 59 % track 07 anything 6'24'' first impression:cool! yeah..it sounds good...the beat is a bit stolen from "no limit" by 2 untld...but that makes it so good of coz....1 minute passed by and still no vocals... there we go...they are a bit shit.. sorry...but it's true...the beat keeps on being good...ah ..jay surpreme comes with a rapping part ...pretty good and fast.... in all a pretty good track as the female vocals ( the bad ones) only make about 30-40 seconds of the entir 6'24'' song...hehe! rating: 77 % track 08 key to your heart 4'9'' hmm..it begins very slow...shit... argll...it should be a ballad or what? oh dear...why do dancegroups always put ballads on their albums...i remember very good the 2 fakes on "no limits" by 2 unlimited....but this one here is even worse than the 2 untld ones...bah! rating : 18 % track 09 the other side of me 4'52'' puuh..no ballad ..haha ! hm...again an average dance-song... but a bit slowlier than the usual ones.. ..but after about 90 seconds,it suddenly becomes cooler,as a new sequence started.....hmm...but in all it is no real masterpiece... rating: 66 % track 10 the hurt 4'15'' again nothing special...just sum talking by jay surpreme and singing by tania evans..and a usual dance-beat.. ..not bad ,but nothing to be really excited.... rating : 70 % track 11 mother earth 6'11'' a very slow begin....but it gets faster after 1 minute..wow...a cool sequence starts..a bit like "music is my life" by chase.....cool!!then sum pretty boring vocals start....anyway the song is about destroying the environment and the earth etc..but i just judge the music not the lyrics... well in all..it not that bad...but again no really great one.... rating : 72 % track 12 (last one ) serenity 7'51'' (epilog) it's the longest one on the whole album..and finally there is a track that could become a hit....really the whole album consisted of albumfillers... (except mr.vain of coz ) .. but this one is good....and could be the 2nd single....cool beats and also different basses and sequences..not always the same as in most previous tracks.... rating : 82 % well...then the nice surprise... after the last song,ya can first hear the voice of tania evans and then the one from jay surpreme,telling some- thing about where they are "callimg" from....a cool idea i think... in all the album is pretty disappointing only mr.vain really kicks.... so overall rating is only 69 % i expected more....anyway... that 's it for this time's albums review.. let's see if i find something nice again for next time! by the way.....if you want an album to be reviewed ,just send me a copy of it including a tracklist,and i'll review it for sure..... remember that i hate rock/heavy..etc.. if ya want the culture beat album, send a 75 or 90 min. tape to me ,and i'll copy it for you.. if ya want the "no limits" album by 2 untld., send a 60 min.tape xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx of coz for anything about a-head and also for swapping ,100 % reply of coz! call anytine +xx/(0) xxx/xxxxxx ,xxxx load something else! bizarre! trance - the way a-head ! music by ???