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WHAT TO DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEAVES YOU
WHAT TO DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEAVES YOU

1. SAY YOUR FEELINGS
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It's o.k. if your feeling is terrible.
Stay at home. DON'T fight with your
feeling.
Psychologists say that you must make
this hard time to solve your problems.

2. DON'T STAY TO LONG AT HOME
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Some days at home are enough. Try to
make your normal day. In a short time
you will get your self-confident back.

3. SPEAK WITH YOUR FRIENDS
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Friends are now very important. They
will help you to forget your girl.

4. 'TIME CURES ALL WOUNDS'
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5. KICK ALL THINGS WHICH REMEMBERS YOU
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   TO HER.
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Kick greetings cards,flowers,... away.
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           SOME WORDS TO AIDS
           SOME WORDS TO AIDS

Here in austria is a rumour that drug
addicted people infect themselve with
a aids virus to get 'METATON' in
hospital for free.METATON is a
substitute to drugs.

Why do they do that ?

Well, one day for an drug addicted man
costs 2000 os. (250 dm) and that's too
much for the most people.

Now many addicted people heard that and
did that horrible mistake to catch the
aids virus. Because just very few
people get METATON from the hospital,
because here in austria is very few of
this medicament.

Now some reactions of the people which
got METATON.
Most of them say that METATON is shit
but they take it because it's for free.

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Let's continue with some DID YOU KNOW...

DID YOU KNOW...

... that X-FACTOR have sent ARMY a
    CRACKED original.
    ARMY 'cracked' it because they don't
    saw that this original is already
    cracked. now X-FACTOR calls ARMY
    RECRACKERS. The original was sent
    by DEXTER.

... what is coming soon ?

    C64 games:

    CHAMELEON
    SHADOW DANCER
    TURBOCHARGE
    MIGHTY BOMBJACK
    GREMLINS 2
    SEGA SOCCER
    TOYOTA c64
    CREATURES 2
    JNPTGCOTUSO
    NAVY SEALS

    Others:

    A new ACTION REPLAY MK VII

... That RED HAWK swaps and produce the
    world news just on weekend, because
    during the week he is in a boarding
    school ?
    So forgive him the delays.

... that SILICON has soon a bbs.
    perhaps together with SCIENCE 451.

... that SILICON+TAT make a party
    together in the summer holydays.

... that AXL ROSE/GUNS'N'ROSES (28)
    marked his name on the ass of a
    female fan!

... that SINAED O'CONNOR presents her
    tits in a concert in goeteborg.

... that from this issue on SLIME/SCN
    will correct all mistakes made by
    RED HAWK. (of course not ALL)

... that DefJay/SCN failed 4 times at
    his driving-licence.

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           HOW TO FLIRT RIGHT
           HOW TO FLIRT RIGHT

1) THE BEGIN IS HARD
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Don't try to force yourself to flirt.
If you don't have the 'FLIRT FEELING'
you better don't do it.

Stress your preference (good hairs, nice
body,beatiful eyes,..). Don't try to
make you more beatiful with make up,...

Be positive: Don't think you are ugly.

Which place do you like: a restaurant,
a pub,... Don't go to a place which you
don't like.

2) A GOOD RADIATE IS IMPORTANT
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Power,energie and enthusiasmus = a good
radiation

Be loose and cool

Don't walk to the bar and look for your
'sacrifice'.

3) USE YOUR EYES - THE FIRST STEP
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Look your girly in her eyes and smile.
If she looks to you more than 3 seconds
that you can be sure she is interrested
in you.
But remember: Don't look too long at her

Now walk with a smile to her.

4) WHAT TO SAY
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An old begin would be 'hello, what's
your name' and a invitation to a drink.
Don't begin with 'Hey! How about with
us' or something like that.
A good begin (my begin!) would be:
'I bet about a drink that i know your
name'. Of course i don't and so i must
pay her a drink. While that you can do a
great speak with her.

Show her that you are interrested in her
and listen to her talk.

DON'T tell her your whole life, your
problems or something like that.

5) TOUCH HER OR NOT ?
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Don't try to kiss her after a few
minutes.

 If until now all is ok then you've won
 Congratulations to your new girl-friend
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   WHEN DID THE FAMOUS PEOPLE FUCK THE
              FIRST TIME ?

NAME                                 AGE
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Don Johnson                          12
Sly Stallone                         14
Bruce Willis                         14
Arnold Schwarzenegger                18
Tom Hanks                            18
Robin Williams                       17
Burt Reynolds                        15
Charlie Sheen                        15
Richard Dreyfuss                     18
Dudley Moore                         22
Michael Caine                        15
Mickey Rourke                        14
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