The Link 03 Humour

               HUMOUR

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 a man was found recently in a river.
 there were two WEETBIX stuck up his
 ARSE. POLICE are now looking for a
 CEREAL KILLER!

 why dont lebanese women wear panties
 when they get married ?

 to keep the flies of the WEDDING CAKE!



 whats BROWN and full of HOLES ?

 SWISS SHIT!

 whats hairy and sits on a wall ?

 HUMPTY CUNT!

 what do you call a abo with a job ?

 A LIAR!

 whats RED and looks like a BUCKET ?

 A RED BUCKET


 why doesnt ROGUE like taking his
 girfriend to the FOOTBALL ?

 because she always wants to JUMP the
 fence and EAT THE GRASS !!!


 why has PRINCE CHARLES got a PURPLE
 dick ?

 because he dipped it in DI!!!

 what did the banana say to the
 VIBRATOR?
 what the FUCK are you shaking for, i'm
 the one going to be eaten!!!



 an auzzie driving near the back of
 bourke notice a coon lying in the
 middle of a paddock on his back,
 he was stripped with his dick pointing
 upwards.

 he approached the coon and asked him
 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. the coon
 replied. WORKING OUT THE TIME.



 BULLSHIT the auzzie said. its 2.15pm
 said the coon. the auzzie checked his
 watch and to his surprise the coon was
 right.

 later that day on his return trip he
 spotted the coon hiding behind a rock.

 he crept up on him to find him wanking



 his dick. WHAT the fuck are you doing
 now he asked.

 WINDING up my WATCH said the coon!!!



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