Splash 16 ch27 Languages

  COMPUTER LANGUAGES ARE FEMALE<


   yeah,what do you think about t-
hat dudes? there are so many  lan-
guages on personel computers and
you can easily match them with th-
ose trouble female sex!mimmi found
this article in a newspaper and i
had the duty to type it down in s-
lash as i think that everyone will
find it interesting.but i don't k-
now at the moment if this will be
a separete chapter or will be inc-
luded in somewhere else...

   okey,enough crap,letz move now!



          ASSEMBLER

   the female star runner that ke-
eps all time running records in
her hands.she has a hard character
so she ain't that easy to get in
your arms.she cooks every meal but
she needs a full and detailed rec-
eipe.

            FORTRAN

   the grey-haired granny.people
don't care about her because of
her age.but if you listen to her
you can learn a lot from her  mis-
takes and experiences.

             COBOL

   a fat secretary.she talks quite
a lot but you should not care abo-
ut most of them.works restlessly
for long hours but can't handle
complex works.

             BASIC

   the promising widow sitting at
the next door.her proficiency is
getting teenagers in her hands.she
makes them feel that they can  al-
ways have her.(ed.ehhh...)

              PL1

   the woman from the high society
that wears silk garments and high
heels.

               C

   a female manager a determined
runner.but she isn't talkative.you
will cause her anger if you don't
check twice what he says.

             PASCAL

   a grammer teacher.she's a good
cook but only when there's no need
than one plate of food!

             ALGOL 68

   the girl from the high society
that has a good education level...
most of the time she can understa-
nd what the men wants to tell.

            MODULA II

   pascal's daughter.she's very a-
like her mother but cna handle me-
als more than one plate.

             LOGO

   an art teacher.of the kind that
every men want to have.shaped and
patient.talks a little and cooks
most of the meals.

              APL

   she can cook for a table of pe-
ople but since she writes her  re-
ceipes in foreign languages and
leaves them in way that you can
only read form the mirror,most men
can not understand  her.

             PROLOG

   a clever young girl.she can co-
ok most of the brandnew meals and
everyman wants her as she can cook
any wanted meal without any recei-
pe.

              ADA

   a leader that has been grown up
just like an amazon. she's calm as
long as you obey her strict rules.
she talks too much and give a lot
of orders.


    well,that was it! i hope you
have found the suitable languange
for youself,hehee... see you in
somewhere else!

                 THE BOSS/ACY!