Splash 13 ch19 Funny World
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--------------- funny world =============== bah,again time to tell you th- ings that should make you laugh. i don't know why,but whenever i try to write down some funny things he re i feel like a clown... so what do we have in this is- sue? - the final(yes!) chapter in the memories of a penis - old graffitis - and a few more... now let's start with the final part in... > memories of a penis < ...yes,then my master saw her ! perhaps the sexiest girl we have ever seen! in fact i felt that my master looked the girl with some other e- yes.i never learned what love is, but i think my master'd fallen in love with that lady.yes he had! well,if he'd asked to me first, i would advice him to test-drive her pussy;but you know how strange all those human beings are... anyway,my master kept on runnin behind the lady for a long time,at the end;however;he managed to draw her attention. after a few night meals,i found my master taking to the bed,yes... it was my turn at last! after my master placed himself on her body,i found myself going through the legs and there i was the wet,dark and tough aim! well, her pussy smiled to me and i just coulnd't keep myself going inside at once.aaaah...it was the coolest pussy i ver fucked man! this night we fucked at least three more ti- mes. so this went on quite a long time.everybody was glad:my master, the girl,the pussy and of course me! so my master decided that it would be a good idea to marry her! marriage? why not i said to my- self? years were passing and i su- rely wanted a constant,steady pu- ssy...so they married. well, the rest of story is not too fantastic.in fact, after the marriage, i experienced the best fucks in my life in many different positions:the ass (dry but tight), the mouth(wet and great) and even the tits (big and enjoying...) but you know the usual stuff everyday. anyway,years passed and at the moment i am living the last days'o my life.i don't remember the last time i had my head up,and i surely i do not want this anymore:you see i am bored and tired... the only hole i'm seeing is the hole of the toilet.well you know, this is life!... - t h e e n d - well that is all for this story. before reading the graffitis, take a look at this question: >what is the difference between a seventeen months old baby,a se- venteen years old girl,a twenty seven years old woman and a thirty seven years old woman??? to a 17 months old baby,you firsty take her to the bed and then tell a story. to a 17 years old girl,you firstly tell a story,and then take to the bed. a 27 years old woman is like a st- ory herself and a 37 years old woman says"stop telling the story and come to the bed!" hehee...not bed,oops,not bad eh? - graffitis - well,in fact we have published all of these graffitis before in garfield news,but i think it's mo- re than one year now,and even i've forgot some of them.there are many newcomers to the scene,and the mo- st important thing:i do not have anything else to write here!(hehe) funny world...anyway,here they are for your pleasure: * antidisestabilishmentarianism is easire than done... * a bee or not a bee -that is here the question! (sheakspeare) * all we need is love,but all we get is home work. * and how did you find yourself this morning? i just rolled back the sheets and there i was. * ...and on the eighth day, god went on surifing... * anything worth having is worth cheating for * a pupil who is searching for heaven on earth-slept in geography lesson! * to bad spellers of the world! untie! * blow your mind! smoke dynamite * does oral sex mean talking abo- ut it? * drinking will not solve your p- oblems but will give a lot of interes- ting new ones. * drive carefully! don't kill a child, wait for a teacher. * dying is not so sad,but you fe- eel bloody awful next day. * everybody talks about learning- but nobody does anything against! * god is not dead! he just could not find a parking place... * god shave the queen. * i came, i saw, i ran...quickly in the opposite direction! * home is where television is. *i'd enjoy the day more if it st- arted later. * god and i have an understanding i don't understand him, and he doesn't listen to me. * if god really made everything- i'd say he has quality control p- roblems. * if your girlfriend gets a baby join the army or the navy. * i had a solution but it didn't match with the problem. * i may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent! * i.q means idiot quatient * in case of an atomic attact: 1.put your hands over your ears 2.put your head between your legs 3.kiss your ass good bye - you've had it... * i'm on a sea food diet, whenever i sea food,i eat it... * i never drink unless i'm alone or with someone. * is there intelligent life here? yes,but i'm only visiting... * it needs twenty men to build a car... but only one teacher to wreck it! * i was an atheist until i reali- sed i was god! * jesus lives! does this mean that easter is can- celled form now on? * i was born this way-what is yar excuse? * jesus loves black and white. but he prefers johnny walker. * jesus said to them: "who am i ?" and they replied: "you are the eschatological mani- festation of the ground or our me- aning,the character of which we find the ultimate meaning in our interpersonal relationships." and jesus said:"what?" * keep frankfurt tidy! eat a pigeon! (come on zore!) * keep your country clean! mail your rubbish abroad! * living on earth is expensive. but it includes a free trip around the sun. * make love-not home work * make a snow women this winter. * my father takes me to school e- very day.he has to - we are in the same class. * no smoking in beds and no sleeping in ash-trays. * our teachers have a problem for every solution. * reality is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol * some teachers are wise and some are otherwise * stop air pollution- quit breathing * teachers are people that help us clear problems that we wouldn't have without them. * teachers do not speak in their sleep. only when others are sleeping. * teachers have only two faults: everything they do and everything they say. * tell me your grades and i tell you who's sitting besides you. * the germans in this bar are all trying to get into the record book of guiness. * the jews are god's chosen peop- le the eskimos are god's frozen people. * the only way to avoid mistakes is to gain experience. the only way to gain experience is to make mistakes. * there are no winners in the sc- hool-only survivors * the road to success is usualy under construction. * this goverment is magic. watch it disappear at the next e- lection. * twa poster: -breakfast in london. -lunch in newyork -luggage in barbados. * when you haven't learnt anyth- ing,there is nothing to forget. * we are always in the shit! only the depth varies. * yesterday i couldn't spell"edu- cated".now i am it. * you can fool some of the people all the time and all of the people some of the time... a combination which keeps our school going. pheeew...that was it!please no- te it that i got all those graffi- tis from a german book called: "englische shulerspruche-all you need is love,all you get is video" i hope you enjoyed the stuff... just choose another topic. see you and bye bye! the boss/accuracy!