Splash 12 ch22 Good-Bad Girls
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---------------------------- good girls and bad girls ============================ ehem ehem... well,this chapter was the flop of the last issue as many people(i mean everybody)could not understand some of da words as the first and last three columns in most of the pages were not pos- sible to be read.this is a bug ca- used by a techical mistake..(well, if you type a chapter at 5 am,this will be the result!) please accept our excuses and try to enjoy this complete chapter including all of the stuff that belong to the pre- vious issue and the ones that were planned for this issue! ================================== *good girls get a tooth brush with them; bad girls get birth control drug *good girls have one credit card and they don't use it often; bad girls have one brassiere and they don't use it often. *good girls warm some milk up when they can't sleep; bad girls warm someone else. *good girls think that office is not a suitable place for love; bad girls think that no place wi- thout love is suitable. *good girls look with ashamed eyes when they are surprized; bad girls look with crystal eyes. *good girls eat pie in the bed; bad girls eat someone else. *good girls read best-seller books bad girls sleep with their authors *good girls condale; bad girls marry the widow. *good girls offer to share the bill; bad girls are always in the toi- let when the bill comes . *good girls jump to the tennis ba- lls; bad girls hump to signed cheques. *good girls just say:no; bad girls just say:when? *good girls never do it in the first meeting; bad girls wait to see which car the man is driving. *good girls always make a budget; bad girls always make shopping. *good girls never date out with her friends' lovers; bad girls date out both with her friends's lover and his brother. *good girls wear cotton underwear; bad girls don't wear anything. *good girls make the ground shine; bad girls make their legs shine. *good girls use an amiga; bad girls are always on the 64. (yeah,cool!) *good girls open some buttons when it's hot; bad girls make it hot by openin some buttons. *good girls remember their school meetings with cheer; bad girls remember them with fee- lings of revenge. *good girls make chicken for the dinner; bad girls make reservatiobs *good girls go red when they watch bed scenes in the movies; bad girls think that they could make it much better. *good girls never sleep with their bosses(except me,hehee); bad girls don't sleep either,if he is not handsome,rich and symphatic *good girls like italian food; bad girls like italian waiters. *good girls put on high heel shoes at the office; bad girls put on high heel shoes in the bad. *good girls say "thanks for the dinner"; bad girls say "what do we have for the breakfast?" *good girls think that a dress's gonna be perfect with a necklace; bad girls feel totally dressed with a necklace. *good girls walk; bad girls either get a taxi or are taken with a limuzin. *good girls always wonder how a city club look like; bad girls are a member of them. *good girls thin that it's a waste of time to spend a lot of time in front of the mirror; bad girls think the same too,but when it's done with the wrong man. *good girls go red because of the thinks she think; bad girls make others go red by telling the things on her mind. *good girls think "or did i want a high salary" in their first bu- siness application; bad girls ask how much they give for overwork. *good girls send their letters with pink envelopes; bad girls fax them. *good girls return home with a bus bad girls return home in da front right place. *good girls just watch the films on tv; bad girls play them. *good girls go on holidays with their families; bad girls with their walkmen. *good girls look for caurage; bad girls encourage. *good girls are left; bad girls leave. *good girls close the curtains at the evenings; bad girls just wake up and open the curtains at the evenings. *good girls just vote for a party; bad girls want to know the candi- date closer. *good girls never let do it on ass bad girls let do it anywhere. *good girls wear the old garments from their mothers or sisters; bad girls give their old garments to their mothers or sisters. ---------------------------------- yes,that was all.now think about the girls you know and decide whe- ther they are good or bad! let's stop now,the bad bad boss!