Skyhigh 18 About Suicide of Avantgarde
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About Suicide of Avantgarde HUGH !!! This time INTRUDER/AVANTGARDE welcomes you to another fine INTERVIEW INTERVIEW with my groupmate SUICIDE/AVANTGARDE ! SUICIDE/AVANTGARDE ! He's a quite unknown person for many of my contax so why not asking him a hill of shit in an interview ?? He has done already some nice works for AVANTGARDE so he was - for example - the only one fixer who managed to fix the game Flummi's World. -Like always, here the introduction ... tell us about yourself - history ... future plans ... you know, the usual crap. +Introducing yourself is shit coz the names you have are the parents you give... (???) So let's begin... My real name is Elch coz there's a roaring silence which will be broken in the night... Some others call me Christian but this is really lame coz I'm not a christ and for sure no christian... That's all about my names and so.. About my handles.. Well some years ago I called myself the Teen ... I built up a group together with Dr.Disk called Troja.. We just did nothing but swapping around lame stuff other groups produced... We were really satisfied this time ...Some freaks built after that the crew Druids and that was my next group I joined... Some releases came from us but after some weeks they died again.... It was about 1986/87 I think... On the next party nearby Frankfurt I joined up to the honks in Dynamix as a swapper and nothing more... Coding was far away from me... To rip a zak was much work for my brain... Well as I hate to tell my story in full length I'll short her a bit... I joined different groups like Depredators, Rizing, Chaos... In Chaos I stayed a longer time 'coz there were cool freakingers in the group.... Meanwhile I was able to code and made my first intros etc... Well Chaos died in 1989/90... Donno the termin... My last group I joined was Chromance... I stayed there half a year and after that I left the Scene in the beginning of 1991... Well(enreiter), I had to work hard to manage it getting my job-exams... about my Futureplan(e)s ... As I have no job this time 'coz I don't wanna work, I have no money.. And if there's no money you don't have the chance to live somewhere, so I told my mother to buy me a tent... that's my future... -Nah ... thanxalot! Now ... you aren't a newcomer eh ?? Tell us now who was responsible for your comeback and what was the reason for this comeback lately? +In 1994 a new friend was born... Jack Alien was the one kicking my ass.. I met him often at his home... Well, nice 64 I thought and then I was back... An NTSC was ordered for him and as he arrived I began beating the fixers problem... It was funny so we ordered an own NTSC for me which I got one month ago... That's all about my comeback... -As i know some of your weird views of our weird world, tell us about them please. Which things would you gonna change if you have the possibility to do that ??? +Weird world, weird views... What is weird ??? I think everybody is weird on his own way... Some of my views... hmmm... I think money is the greatest shit ever released on this world... If there would be no money it would be easier to life 'coz I would make for you some bread and you would create a table for me or something in this style... Something different... The people living here are really stupid in my eyes. Everybody is working to earn more money, making a big career, driving bigger cars etc... They don't live their life, they lose their life and they don't even notice it... They get gastric spasms and all that crap, 'coz they're stressed... That's nothing for me, I like travelling around looking what the freaks in other countries do and what they even don't do.. But that's enough from my point of view... Should everybody think what he thinks, it won't be my problem 'coz I created my own world in which I live and if there's something I don't like I easily ignore it ..... -When we drove to the X-95 you told me you wanna life in a tent ?! How could you use your C=64 then ? +I simply would place the tent nearby the place where Jack Alien lives (in his garden) and whenever there's something to do I would be there to make it. Yesterday we found an old wrecked firm and their empty buildings are not to bad to stay there. Perhaps I don't need the tent then. Washing myself would be no problem then 'coz there's a sea beside the buildings... -Washing in a lake ? How evil smells your dick then ? Nah ... The day of liberation (08.05.) celebrate this time the 50. aniversary. What do you think about all those nazi-shit ??? +Nazism is another point of view... As you know I live in my own world... And nazism is one of the things that would be ignored in my world... It's simply shit thinking in the way nazis do... I even don't like any kind of brutality in the real life, so the question should be answered now. -MMMhh ... I think it's much more interesting to talk with you about all that crap instead of those boring scene-questions but ... Back to the scene ... What's up with the CORRAMBA ? When do you think are the source-codes finished and when can the herd of waiting sceners expect an issue ??? +The first things are done, the main menu will probably be finished in the end of the next week, the rest.... Well, I think a month will go and then the source codes should be finished... The first issue ??? I really can't tell that to you. There will be other problems that must be organized like who will make which chapter and so on... .. . Let's see.... -Heared, that you wanna start in coding games next time ? Why that and ... when can we see the first result ? +Some months ago I started coding a game together with Jack Alien... The preview is released and the finished game would come out anytime.. We just have to code the fucking rest and that's not too much... The next game would be made together with Cupid as graphician. Well, donno when the grafix are finished but the game should be released this summer... Anyway let's see... -This interview suxx so far ... What do you think about the ANIMAL-PORNO which I got from JACK ALIEN ?? Is it o.k. for you to see women fuck with dog's ??? +Sure it's O.K. If they like dogging around...why not?? But this porn really sucked 'coz you don't saw the dogs dick really gettin' in the girls pussy... (Intruder-ed: Yeah! What a pity ... a fake like the (ex-)Airwolf-team ???) How do you think about that... What's up with your ass... Have you ever felt a horses dick in there ??? -Yes, and it was really hard... My prostata felt out and now I'm dead .... Har, har, har (Kater Karlo rulez) !!! Lieber lass' ich mir von 'nem Gaul einen blasen ... +Nice story you told there... Any other questions ??? -Which toiletpaper do you use and ... when you puke, are there also some pieces of the last meal in your nose like in mine (X-95 rules) ?? +Well, I still use Hakle-FEUCHT... but that's some- thing you should know better 'coz you're living in my toiletpaper... Nono just kidding, in reality i use your envelops for killing my fat brownies... When I puke... Well, that's the reason why anybody calls me the elk... 'coz it really sounds like an elk roaring in the night... (UUUOOOOOEEEEEHHHHHH) ...??? -WAAAAAH ! Feucht still rules but living in a toilet- paper isn't soooo bad - you see much pussy's then but also much shit ... Which feeling is better ? Piss in front of a wall after a long bar-tour or fix another Firstrelease ? +I think pissing on a firstrelease that's what really rules .... -Why not firstrelease a piss (gives points in the charts ...) ? What did you think when you smell that ugly taste as ROBOCOP/ATLANTIS has done his shit in JACK ALIEN'S toilet ??? +My nose just turned around and the rain fell in there... What a smell... Burgh... But have you ever nosed the big shitballs from Jack Alien... I think Robocop is no competition for that... -Shitballs ???? OOOOOhhhh nice ... I just shit mostly a lousy pulp bcoz of the mass-consumtion of beer. An advice ... drink some Vodka and shit on the next day ... the ugliest taste ever ... Erm ... who puked on this screen ??? Enough for this time ... i hope the readers liked this weird kind of interview ... if not ... who cares ??? SUICIDE AND INTRUDER/AVANTGARDE SUICIDE AND INTRUDER/AVANTGARDE scream: "HUGH !"