Propaganda 11 ch07

 A
 ARGHHHHHHHHH...

 Drop dead lamer, MAJESTY back in the
 house, live and touchable here in
 PROPAGANDA's 11th edition to aduct
 you yet again into the colorful world
 of facts, rumours and gossip, the
 invisible link between letters and
 words, bringing up sentences mankind
 might not believe nor even care
 about (not that I care about YOU tho)
 simply journalism at it's best. As
 usual all text performed by the one
 they call MAJESTY whom you may leave
 your bombs, threats and angry comments
 about what might appear about you on
 the following pages by sending me



 mail on either america's numero uno
 board, DOWN BY LAW (XXXXXXXXXXXX) or
 DIVINE ULTIMATUM (ain't worse either,
 THOUGH it's Propaganda Hq, hahehahehe)
 at XXXXXXXXXXXX.What do we have in
 here this month, infact nothing
 special except the usual ragging on
 guys who simply DESERVE a nasty
 comment every now and then plus some
 other stuff to make YOUR day (I can't
 be bothered doing something else with
 YOU, pigs!).(Eventhough according to
 last months voting booth on DBL you
 people prefer me as a sex partner
 among others right ? Right !)
 Never mind me, I'm all Marens...

 Okay, and there we go.. Enjoy!



           Q     I
           QUICK INTERVIEWS..

 MAJESTY: What is LEGENDS current aim
 in the scene ?

 PWP: To see more people smoking CAMEL
 cigarettes to fullfill my advertisment
 contract with Phillip Morris..

 MAJESTY: Ermmmmm...

 PWP: Smoke Camel!

 MAJESTY: Okay, what ar...

 PWP: SMOKE CAMEL!




 MAJESTY: Okay, but...

       SMOKE CAAAAAAAAAMEL
 PWP:  SMOKE CAAAAAAAAAMEL..

 Click..

 (Ed: Sorry readers, after his last
  shout Powerplant collapsed..)


 Rumours say Legends slogan changed to
 'The will of Phillip Morris' and they
 are said to show up on upcoming copy
 parties, all wearing Camel Shirts and
 giving Camel Test Packages to the
 people..
                  My oh my.. Go on..



 MAJESTY: What is your comment about
 all the phonesex rumours Darren ?

 BOD: Ahhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh, mhhhhh..

 MAJESTY: Darren ?

 BOD: Mhhhhhhhh, sheeeesh, ahhhhh..

 MAJESTY: Hello ?

 BOD: Yes ? Yes ? YESSSSSSSSSSS !!!

 MAJESTY: An answer please ?

 BOD: Ahhhh I'm done, bill this to my
 credit card as usual okay.. Click..

                       (Ed. Well ?)


 T      T    M     Y   G  M
 THINGS THAT MAKES YOU GO MHHHHHH...

 ..when YOUR girlfriend screams the
   name of your BEST friend while
   you skrew her..

 ..or if your BEST friend knows about
   those lil' brown moles at YOUR
   girlfriends pussy and/or tits!

 ..when you see your BACK WHEEL next
   to your car WHILE you drive with
   like 16O m/ph on some highway!

 ..if even PARSON refuses to let
   you join any of his groups!




 ..when you call BOD/Talent's line
   and some recording requires a
   Credit Card number to join (Quote)
   'The Penthouse Stroking Session'

 ..when you see someone with a biiiiig
   wart on his nose wearing a LEGEND
   sticker or T-Shirt!

 ..when you see Jucke, Westbam, Fletch
   and Airwolf NOT eating ANYTHING
   for more than THIRTY minutes!

 ..a card being used by MAJESTY that
   lasts longer than 2 days!

 ..a regulary released SHOCK!
   (now thats unbeliveable!)



 ..a board with less than 1O RSI
   members calling it!

 ..when your local beer brewery has
   to quit producing meanwhile you're
   on vocation!

 ..if the barkeeper of your favourite
   club finances his yearly 4 weeks
   luxus vocation in Miami Beach ONLY
   with the money YOU spend drinking!

 ..




   | four not filled lines! Ermmm..



 S    T   P
 STOP THE PRESS...

 CHAMELEON is said to have married
 D-LITE (Kassandra), Gazer's daughter
 just to be as close as possible to
 the board.. Marcel's quote about
 this: 'Me, an addict ?'

 Westbam, Jucke, Airwolf and Fletch
 recently build a Wrestling Tag Team
 named 'Heavy Four' for the WWF..
 SCAT of RSI is said to be their PR
 manager.. (Scary!)

 GAZER turned 59, happy birthday Terry!

 ..while CAVRON turned 13!



 NEWSCOPY had a little 'intimate'
 desase over the past 1 1/2 months.
 Not that we actually care, but
 before you join any of the upcoming
 GENESIS gang bang sex parties you
 better make sure he cured it out
 else YOU will have the opportunity
 to spread it WIDELY..

 Now that Divine Ultimatum went down
 out of the sudden, whole G*P and
 Success commited suicide. Well....

 Soon coming, Ultimate+Tengelman
 cooperation demo. Awesome.

 Tyree returned, quit, returned, quit,
 returned, quit, returned, quit, re..









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  T      M        T   D        R
  TALENT MEETING, THE DESASTER REPORT.

 Like you might have noticed, Talent
 invited you to the summer meeting 1993
 which was due to certain, lemme call
 it, missunderstandings a sort of
 failure.. Except for certain Comic
 Pirates dudes on day number one and
 Lexi/FLT and LA.STYLE/G*P no one
 showed up, actually we expected a
 bunch of RSI members who couldn't be
 bothered taking the weather into
 considering, aswell as certain SCS,
 AFL and SUNRISE members.. To be
 honest, neither I showed up on day
 two (Saturday) since Maren and I
 decided to stay in the bed till



 Sunday evening (what we actually did,
 and it wasn't that bad tho, haha)

 FRIDAY:
 I and a local arrived in Welver at
 like 8:OO pm already awaited by XTRO
 (Talent), Curly Sue (TRC, Peter's
 sister) plus two COMIC PIRATES chaps
 (Leech and ???, sorry !). Since we
 had to wait for the other expected
 dudes we stayed at the main place
 for quite some hours unless LYNX
 (X Hitmen) plus a PC dude arrived
 with whom I picked up MAREN later in
 the eve.. (Thanks again ole' mate)
 As it already was a lil' over midnight
 we decided to walk to the camping
 place (funny, except for X-Tro's



 annoying Tekkno Orgy, arhg!). We
 arrived, had yet some more beers and
 that awesome CP wine (How was it
 called Leech?) and build our tents.
 Maren and I took care of some wood
 for the campfire (and took care of
 some other business while we were
 away from the noisy bunch, hahahaha)
 Being back after one hour X-TRO and
 that local mate (Marcel) lightened
 the fire while Maren and I were gone
 for some sleep (sort of, shhhhhhsh)
 (what Peter obviously enjoyed since
 he has been sitting next to OUR tent
 spying that we were doing, moan moan)
 Later in the night (or early morning
 if you prefer, LEECH puked into his
 tent, blergh) and Maren and I were



 still 'busy'.. At 11:OO am we went
 back home, on the way to the train
 station we met an old friend of Maren
 who brought us to her and Marcel back
 to his place.. I am not quite sure
 what exactly happened to the rest,
 and that was it about the meeting...

 SATURDAY:
 6:OO pm, Maren tried to get ahold
 of someone to drive us back to Welver
 where that Disco Party took place,
 no one was available so we stayed home
 and in bed till Sunday evening, only
 getting up for the toilet, to eat
 sthg (Maren cooks awesome, might look
 weird, but hey delicious, haha) to
 shower or get new beer.. On sunday



 Peter called us telling that LA STYLE
 and LEXI were present on Saturday
 afternoon (sorry I haven't been there
 Mario and Gerrit) and that we missed
 a helluva party.. Not that we really
 cared, I guess our party was quite
 more satisfying, tralalala)..

 CONCLUSION:
 Nothing much, but attention NOW, I
 will give it another try and set up
 a REAL copy party later this year,
 ofcourse also no alcohol prohibition
 (eventhough it'll be in some hall)
 and fun guaranteed.. Hope there are
 actually some people coming to this
 one eh eh ?





 Since this issue has to be ready in
 a couple of days and I'm, to be
 honest, out of inspiration I will
 end up here and say sorry for this
 months weak chapter.

 Make sure you either meet me on
 the Ects or in Venlo later this
 month. Again sorry for this quite
 lame chapter but hey, next months
 gonna be better I promise.



        LATER  MARCO   MAREN
        LATER, MARCO & MAREN...




and for something completely different.
Newscopy takes over.

________________________________________

           THE EVENT OF 1993

            THE TRADITIONAL
         DANISH CHRISTMAS PARTY
         DANISH CHRISTMAS PARTY

  BRINGING YOU ALL THE INFO YOU NEED,
AND WHY YOU SHOULD BE THERE. THIS IS THE
  EVENT OF THE YEAR, THE EVENT OF THE
                 SCENE.


________________________________________



              ORGANIZERS!
              O__________
                SILENTS
                SILENTS
                 LEMON
                 LEMON
               SPACEBALLS
               SPACEBALLS
                CAMELOT
                CAMELOT

________________________________________
WHERE   Messecenter Herning, the biggest
W____   exhibitioncentre in Scandinavia
        boasting 3OOO people capaicity
        with room, tables and chairs for
        everybody. Herning is in the mid
        Jutland, Denmark.



OFFERS  -  Room for 3OOO people
O_____     Including tables etc
        -  Sleeping room, seperated
           from all the noise
        -  Huge parkinglot. If so,
           bring caravan or tent
        -  Good washing/toilet
           facilities.
        -  24 hrs electrician
        -  6OO*4OO cm big screen
           for compos, movies etc.
        -  Wonderful hi-fi.
        -  2 Cafeterias, one hotdog
           stand and one kiosk
        -  PartyChannel showing movies,
           events at the part. Bring
           your telly along!




        -  Laserdisc room, with 5OO
           people capacity, showing the
           latest movies on CD. Big
           screen as well.
        -  New KYD/BALLE show on stage!

________________________________________
WHEN  MONDAY    27TH, DECEMBER/1000 CET
W___  WEDNESDAY 29TH  DECEMBER/1500 CET

________________________________________
HOW   The train or bus stops at Herning
H__   station. From there, public bus
      4C, or the nonstop Partybus will
      be taking you to the event of the
      year. This takes only 12 minutes.

________________________________________



SWEDES The Swedes are lucky ones. SPIROU
S_____ and BAPPALANDER are organizing
       buses from Sweden for everybody
       who is interested. This is
       FAIRLIGHT at work!

       Bus from Stockholm
       costs 5OO SEK. Money placed at
       XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

 Questions, call XXXXXXXXXXXX (Creeper)

   Buses also depart from Gothenburg
          for the low 375 SEK.
    Call XXXXXXXXXXXX (Bappalander)

    ONLY FAIRLIGHT MAKES IT POSSIBLE
    ONLY FAIRLIGHT MAKES IT POSSIBLE



WHY
W__

This is history in the making. Somebody
told me RADWAR was having some sort of
an event in Germany at the same time.
Never mind that, Germans! This is the
event to be. The event to take part of.
A million familiar faces will be there.
A lot for thing itself, but to meet up
with friends made through all the years.
This is something I would never miss
out on. Meeting up with you all will
be one thing I'll never forget. And as
we do, I know we will laugh.

Meet you there,
                         Newscopy/G*P