Propaganda 06 ch07
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BIG BAD HEAVY HEAVY MONSTER QUIZ
BIG BAD HEAVY HEAVY MONSTER QUIZ
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YES,YES,YES,HEEEERE WE GO AGAIN!
WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU COULD LIVE
WITHOUT ANOTHER ONE OF OUR NOTORIOUS
QUIZES... BUT NOW YOUR MISERY IS OVER!
WE HAVE 20 IIIINCREEEDIBLY DIFFICULT
QUESTIONS FOR YOU AGAIN AND WE WILL
GIVE YOU VARIOUS ANSWERS BASED ON THE
MULTIPLE CHOICE SYSTEM. YOU JUST PICK
ONE OF THEM AND SEND YOUR RESULTS TO
YOUR LOCAL PRRRROPAGANDA DEALER.
AND YOU CAN WIN SOMETHING,TOO!
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WELL, UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
WE WOULD LET YOU WIN... BUT IF WE EVER
FIGURE OUT, WE WILL LET YOU KNOW!
WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
GIRL IN THE SCENE?
A) Master Kracker
B) Petra the Girly-man
C) Parson the Masturbator
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WHAT DOES "NOT" STAND FOR?
A) Never On Top
B) Nerds Of Taiwan
C) Nasty Oral Tumour
WHO IS MANIAC?
A) Germany's most important
contribution to the scene
B) The name of Coldrake's
blow-up-doll.
C) The little purple
pimple on Thor's ass.
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WHAT IS THOR'S SLOGAN?
A) The mighty Bore
B) The lonely whore
C) The one we ignore
D) The Herpes Sore
WHAT IS ROY'S NEWEST HANDLE?
A) Roydar
B) Waaaaaydaaar
C) Scanner
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WHAT DOES GOTCHA USE FOR
A MODEL TO DRAW HIS COMICS?
A) A mirror
B) An old family photo
C) A rotted roadkill
D) Members of a Lepra-Colony
E) Freddy/Titron
WHAT DOES FREDDY
CONSTANTLY DREAM OF?
A) Not being ignored
for just one day!
B) Being the son of
Antichrist+Sorceress
C) Getting some credit for
being Gotcha's comic model
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WHAT IS NARC'S JOB IN LEGEND?
A) Making the coffee?!
B) Feeding the Goldfish...
C) He is a biological experiment.
WHY IS THE SHADOW ALWAYS
IN A ONE-MAN-GROUP?
A) Because he likes talking to
himself... (Especially fun on
internal group conferences!)
B) Because noone else WANTS
to be in a group with him.
C) Because people can't rag on him
if they are in the same group...
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WHAT IS ANTICHRIST'S NICKNAME?
A) Jolly Ollie
B) Porky Pig
C) Motormouth
WHO STYLES AYCEE'S HAIR?
A) Edward Scissorhands
B) Freddy Krueger
C) Nobody for the
past 12 years
D) Which one? The ones on
her legs or the ones
under her arms?!
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WHY DO ALL OF THOR'S GROUPS DIE?
A) Because HE was in them!?!
B) He never understood that a group
needs at least ONE talented member.
C) Where they ever alive to begin with?
WHY IS RADAR OBSESSED WITH "SWAT-TEAMS"?
A) The thought of strong men
in uniforms turns him on.
B) He wants to feel important
and maybe one day grow up
to be one of them...
C) Who is Radar?
And what's a SWAT-Team?!
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WHY DOES JIHAD LIKE
OLIVER'S QUIZES SO MUCH?
A) He really doesn't.
He just pretends so
to be polite...
B) Because they are funny?!
C) Because it's the only
test he ever passed!
WHICH ONE OF THESE IS -NOT-
A REQUIREMENT TO JOIN NFI?
A) You must like the same sex
B) You must own a tape recorder
C) You must have one or less friends
D) You must be able to crack a game!?!
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WHY DOES HEIN DESIGN
ALWAYS DRAW GIRLS?
A) Because THESE "girls" are the
only ones he will ever get!
B) That's no girls...
That's transvestites!
C) He is very close with
his sisters and cousins...
WHAT DID ROCKSTAR LIKE MOST
ABOUT BEING IN THE ARMY?
A) The public showers
B) Playing Volleyball
with the bombs...
C) He looooooves the
game "Commando"!
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WHY DID DRAKE NOT
HAVE TO JOIN THE ARMY?
A) They thought he is a girl
B) He simply looked too
funny in a uniform
C) What does Denmark need
an army for anyway?!
HOW DID TYGER GET HIS HANDLE?
A) He doesn't know
how to spell "tiger".
B) He looks good in stripes.
C) He likes to eat raw meat.
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WHY DID CRUMBSUCKER LEAVE THE SCENE?
A) He accidently zipped himself
and was uploaded to an
unknown board in Brazil.
B) He found more interesting
things to do with the whole
in the middle of the disks?!
C) He switched channels...