Propaganda 02 ch04
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HARRY HIRSCH OF BAD TASTE HARRY HIRSCH OF BAD TASTE _________________________ WELL,I WAS TALKING TO JIHAD OF ACTION WHEN SUDDENLY THE LINENOISE SWALLOWED HIS VOICE AND SOMEHOW SOMEBODY ELSE GOT ONTO THE LINE (HINT,HINT...). SO,I DECIDED TO INTERVIEW THAT GUY. HEY,WHO ARE YOU NERD? Hi,Buddy! I am the world famous HARRY HIRSCH of the intercontinental NUMERO UNO 'BAD TASTE'. You should know we fucken rule! HMMM,SURE,I SEE. WHAT IS YOUR JOB IN BED TOAST? Hmm, I am a very pathetic person,most times I use to milk the other members, I especially prefer Bonecrushing Bill with his overfilled balls. Sometimes I like eating dick,too. WOWSERS! WHAT A COOL GUY... MAYBE OUR READERS WONDER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!? Oh,very cool! I am 1.4Om tall,95kg heavy and have green eyes and long black hair. Actually one eye is blue since I refused the Cowfucking Coyote when he tried to fuck my ass up. HMMM, I SEE. AND HOW DID YOU IDIOT GET YOUR HANDLE? Which HANDLE? I only know Haendel, but I hate classic music. BAH, YOU LOW-BROW. I MEAN,HOW DID YOU GET YOUR ALIAS? I don't wear alias. I prefer PUMA shoes. SO HOW DID YOU COME TO COMPUTING ON C64? Oh,I bought a GAME ON at a local store, and I figured out how easy 'cracking' really is. In fact my bones cracked alot when my foot got stuck in the escalator. BOY,I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THAT SMART... ANYWAY,DID YOU EVER SHAVE YOURSELF YOU LOOKING CLUMSY ? No,not yet. In fact I suffer from pimplemania. DID YOU EVER HAVE ANY SEXUAL EXPERIENCE WITH GIRLS? Ya, but only if you call a 5O-year-old bitch a girl. Actually she's one of the neigbourhood whores,it's the one who keeps farting all the time. And I also used to let my little sister blow me, until I deflowered her when she was nine years old. HMM,IT SEEMS TO ME AS IF YOU WERE A BIT PERVERTED. WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES BESIDES COMPUTING? I really like surfing a lot, but sadly there's not much room in our bath. OH NO. WHAT A PITY. LET'S CLOSE THIS BAD INTERVIEW NOW, OR I HAVE TO PUKE. Okay, thanks for your questions. Many greetings to MAMA,PAPA, LIESE und alle die mir kennen. TSCHUESS,DU ARSCHLOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW FOR THE REAL INTERVIEWS... 1. "TAMMY" BLACK HEART BUILT THE NEW CANADIAN IMPORTING GROUP "BLACK REIGN". TAMMY IS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND SHE TALKS TO QUITE A FEW PEOPLE ON CONFERENCES. MIGHT BE FUN TO SEE WHAT NON-COMPUTER PEOPLE THINK ABOUT US COMPUTERFREAKS. 2. "HJE of GENESIS*PROJECT" HE IS OUR NEW MUSICIAN. AT THE LAST SILICON-PARTY SOME IDIOTS WOULDN'T BELIEVE HIM THAT HE IS REALLY IN,SO HERE'S THE PROOF. BY THE WAY,THE MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO RIGHT NOW WAS DONE BY HIM,TOO. 3. "HORIZON of NEI" AMERICA'S BEST FIXER. TAMMY TAMMY _____ HI,TAMMY! Hi! SO,TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF THEN! Well,my name is Tammy,I'm 16 years old and 5'3" (157 cm) tall. I got long brown hair and I got green eyes. I live in Nova Scotia/Canada,in a town called North Sydney which is nowhere near Toronto... HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE SCENE? I'm not really in the scene. Just BLACK HEART started calling people on three- ways while I was on,so I got to know a lot of people like STEVE/X-FACTOR, MR.BROWNSTONE/NEI,GOLDENCHILD,ZORLAC, DEEK (the buddy with the brown leather jacket!),Jamie from Texas,BOD/TALENT and you of course! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMPUTER-FREAKS? Ahh,awesome! It's great talking to people from all over the world and not having to pay for it. Most of them were cool but,I don't know,some were kind of rude. You,Steve and Jamie are my real favourites! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A COMPUTER? I don't know nothing about it,I wouldn't know what to do. I wish I would though! AND WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? I like horseback riding,painting,going out,talking to people from away... Hummm... I just like everything! ANY FUTURE PLANS? I'll move to Las Vegas and I'll be a hooker and I'll become rich so I'll buy all the tickets for the WWF... And I get the rude awakening! Naaah,that's a joke. I don't think I'd make a good hooker... What I'd really like to do is to study French and go to Quebec or France or some place French! So,I won't only be learning it in school. WHAT DOES YOUR DAY LOOK LIKE? I get woke up by German guys who want to interview me (Hah!) then I sit around for a little while to wake up,and I have to see my talk-shows and my soap-operas, but normally if BLACK HEART comes over he won't watch them! So,I usually end up watching football or something like that. Well,I'm a night-person so I eat supper and then I get ready (which usually takes me an hour and a half) and then I go out,where ever I end up, I don't know,but I go there! WHAT DO LIKE BEST IN A BOYFRIEND? I like blond German guys with blue eyes and... Gotcha,BLACK HEART! Hehe! I want to get out and meet people,I wouldn't want to have a boyfriend that is jealous because I have a lot of friends who are guys but all they are is friends. TELL US YOUR FAVOURITES,PLEASE... CAR.....: Mine! It's the only one I'm allowed to drive... (A Topaz) FOOD....: Spaghetti,Pizza,Smarties DRINK...: Minute Maid BOOKS...: mostly Stephen King GAMES...: Duotris (HA! A G*P-CRACK!) MUSIC...: I like Rap,but I HATE Vanilla Ice. I like MC Hammer! ACTOR...: Mel Gibson,Julia Roberts MOVIE...: Pretty Woman WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT "PROPAGANDA"? I don't know what it is!? Tell me and I'm sure to tell you what I think of it! IT'S THE MAGAZINE YOU ARE BEING INTER- VIEWED FOR RIGHT NOW. Oh,I'm in it,so it must be awesome. Ha! THE THREE THINGS YOU'D NEED IF YOU'D BE BANNED ON A DESERT ISLAND? Booze,a man and my toothbrush! IF YOU COULD MEET A FAMOUS PERSON,DEAD OR ALIVE,WHO SHOULD IT BE AND WHY? I would want to meet Ed,the talking horse... And the 'Chippendales'! (ED. SHE TOLD ME THE 'CHIPPENDALES' ARE MALE STRIPTEASE DANCERS... TS,TS,TS... NAUGHTY GIRL!) WHAT WAS YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE? Letting BLACK HEART call BOD/TALENT the other day. BOD is a dickhead! OK,THANKS FOR THE NICE INTERVIEW! How many people are going to read this? MANY! Oh,so I'll be famous!? YEPP,AS FAMOUS AS PEGGY BUNDY! HEHE! HJE OF GENESIS HJE OF GENESIS ______________ DESCRIBE YOURSELF,PLEASE. My real is Hans-Juergen Ehrentraut (that's where my handle comes from!). I'm 16 years old,about 182 cm,and I got black hair and brown eyes. I still go to school. I am a member of AMOK and GENESIS*PROJECT (Ha! You should know!). WHEN DID YOU GET INTO THE COMPUTING AND HOW DID YOU START TO MAKE MUSIC? I got my first computer in 1985. That was an MSX. The musics from KONAMI were pretty good for that system and somehow that made me think about making music myself. I meet a guy named DANIEL HILLER and he had a C64. He bought a GAME ON where SEX'N'CRIME #OO3 was on,so he contacted OMG/AMOK to let his adress be published in S'N'C. Then he got a few contacts and I decided to get a C64,too. I started playing around with the old Future Composer while I was in a group called EVENT. OMG's number was in S'N'C, so I started calling him. He seemed to like my music and gave me some contracts for game-musics (I.e. WOODY THE WORM, POT PANIC,GARDEN OF EDEN,HAGAR THE VIKING and some more...). I got to know LUMBERJACK/G*P (he lives near me) and together we drove to Aachen to meet other G*P members. That was when I asked whether I could join G*P as a musician. YEAH,I REMEMBER... AND WE TURNED YOU LAMER DOWN,DIDN'T WE? HEHE! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TODAY'S SCENE? Bah! There's too many ignorant lamers who think they know everything though they know shit. They are all mouth... As for the music scene,there is only very few people who are REALLY good... I like Charles Deenen,DEEK,Jeroen Tel, Jesper Olsen (I use his routine after I tried several others,but his is definitely the best),Johannes Bjerre- gard and David Whitaker (on Amiga!). WHAT DO YOU THINK,WHEN WILL THE C64 DIE? I give it another 5 years maybe. Well,after a second thought... It will die soon if nobody is going to do any- thing against lamers like INFINITY. ANY FUTURE PLANS? I started composing on Amiga,too. And that might be where I sell my music in the future when the C64 demised. After I finished school I'd like to have my own company (maybe a software- distribution). And for the very nearest future,well,I'll have a date tomorrow. WHAT DOES YOUR DAY LOOK LIKE? I get up at 7 am,go to school,get back around 3 pm. Then I'll have a nap for about an hour or so,then I'll drink a cup of tea (I need that really!). Later I'll turn on my computer and try to think of any new music I could do... And before I know it's 3 am in the morning and I call you up! WHAT OTHER THAN COMPUTING DO YOU DO? Hummm... If I'm not composing anything I'll meet friends and we booze,talk crap and whatever else. I'm drummer in a "Spielmannszug" (kind of a traditional band). I might buy a new synthesizer and midi-sequencer soon. DO YOU HAVE A STEADY GIRLFRIEND? Well,I'm working on it. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DISK-MAGAZINES? If they are really cool (like BAD NEWS or PROPAGANDA!) then I enjoy reading them. I do hate pathetic wannabe-mags like that "GOSSIP",written by cowards who won't even tell their names. If they seriously believe the crap they write, they should maybe call me (if they dare) so we can talk about it. TELL US YOUR FAVOURITES,PLEASE... CAR.....: Toyota-Starlet FOOD....: Spaghetti Bolognaise DRINK...: 'white' beer BOOKS...: I don't read books. GAMES...: Bard's Tale 3,Mega Apocalypse MUSIC...: U2,Wolf.Bork,AMAO,Jean M.Jarre ACTOR...: Steve Martin,Bruce Willis MOVIES..: Die Hard 1 and Naked Gun 1 COUNTRY.: Great Britain COMPUTER: C64 rules! THE THREE THINGS YOU'D NEED IF YOU'D BE BANNED ON A DESERT ISLAND? A box of white beer,a girl,and a ticket back home. IF YOU COULD MEET A FAMOUS PERSON,DEAD OR ALIVE,WHO SHOULD IT BE AND WHY? Humm... I got no clue... Well,maybe Neil Tennant of the PET SHOP BOYS 'coz I'd like to know all about the computer- hardware he uses to produce his songs. ANYTHING LEFT TO BE SAID? Yes,I'd like to thank OMG,DAN/PULSAR for all their help and Daniel for his nice sister! (Wowsers!) And,can anyone help me to stop smoking?!? Anyway,I like talking to all kinds of people,so call me! (Especially FP/Audial Arts!) OK,SLAVE... NOW GO AND FINISH THE NEW PROPAGANDA-MUSIC! Oh,you bloody dictator!! Hehe! Well,Debbie,if this PROPAGANDA won't be finished in time,it's all my fault. I'm sorry! (And don't let any retarded wanker bother you again! BOD sucks!) HORIZON OF NEI HORIZON OF NEI ______________ DESCRIBE YOURSELF,PLEASE. My name is Zsolt,I live in Long Island, New York. I'm 22 years old,6'3" tall and weight about 17O pounds. I have blond hair and green eyes. People say I look like Schwarzenegger from profile,I don't know. I'm the fixer and general organizer for NEI,and obtain originals here nd there. TELL US A BIT ABOUT NEI! NEI was brought to life in April of 199O when we decided that we needed to do more than crack the few US games that comee out. Cuurrent memberstatus is me and Grim Reaper as fixers,Mr.Brownstone as an AT&T hacker and Murdock as a part-time hacker & importer. Earlier this year we decided to end NEC because of the lack of interest of getting originals. We plan to put "Wrath of the Demon" out,though,as NEC's last release. If we manage to get some other originals we'll release them as NEI,but we expect to get beaten on most games,since we don't order from companies any longer. I sincerly believe that NEI is still the best importing group overall, with contacts like Legend, G*P and Censor. We get some good competition from Empire, though,but that's the way it should be. WHEN DID YOU GET INTO COMPUTING,ETC... NEC was formed at the end of 1988,that was the one and only group I've ever been in. The first people I've known who's still active was Grim Reaper. Other than that mostly lamers. I tought myself everything I know,like cracking, and fixing. Actually,I've been cracking for about a year before me and Rock Master E formed NEC. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TODAY'S SCENE? There are very few elites left in the scene today,especially in the states. In Europe,there are too many wanna-be groups like Action who spoil the scene. These grouups talk too much bullshit and contribute almost nothing. Their cracking ability is non-existant. The few groups I respect include Legend, G*P,Censor,Talent,Verdict,Dominators and Enigma. These are the groups who release 99% of the wares anyway. Of course,you need lamers to bag on also. Without them life would be a lot easier but not nearly as much fun. WHAT DO YOU THINK,WHEN WILL THE C64 DIE? I like the 64 scene,because it leaves you time to do other things,soo I don't mind so much that there aren't 2O games every day. The mashine will die when all the pirates leave the scene,I hope that won't happen for a while. ANY FUTURE PLANS? After college I plan to get a good job, and really start my life. I don't have any kind of plans going Amiga or PC, after the 64 is dead,I will probably get a PC,but I won't be active in the scene. It's just too lame. WHAT DOES YOUR DAY LOOK LIKE? Since school starts tomorrow (9/3), I will spend a lot of time there,but before my competition starts cheering, let me tell you that I will still find time to fix games. WHAT OTHER THAN COMPUTING DO YOU DO? I like to going to the movies,swimming, playing tennis,or just hanging out. DO YOU HAVE A STEADY GIRLFRIEND? Not a steady one,but I've been seeing a couple of really nice girls here and there. (Hi,Kristin and Kim!) (Not Rooze,he's a lamer...) THE THREE THINGS YOU'D NEED IF YOU'D BE BANNED ON A DESERT ISLAND? A boat,so I can get the hell out of there. That's all I need. TELL US YOUR FAVOURITES,PLEASE... CAR.....: '89-'91 BMW 325i Pontiac Grand Prix GTP FOOD....: Pizza DRINK...: Diet Coke BOOKS...: Any Steven King material GAMES...: Good Shoot'em Ups MUSIC...: Rock ACTOR...: Leslie Nielsen MOVIES..: Naked Gun,Star Wars Trilogy COUNTRY.: USA COMPUTER: 64 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT "PROPAGANDA"? I liked the first issue, especially the cool intro part. Keep it up. IF YOU COULD MEET A FAMOUS PERSON,DEAD OR ALIVE,WHO SHOULD IT BE AND WHY? Marx,so I could assasinate him,saving Earth from Communism. THANKS FOR THE INTERVIEW!