Paranews 002

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welcome to the SECOND issue of PARANEWS!
                                        
move JOYSTICK port 2 up and down to read
the magazine...                         
                                        
                                        
                                        
credits looks like this:                
                                        
coding by  :...................SCRATCHER
music by   :........................20CC
charsets by:...................SCRATCHER
text by    :....SCRATCHER,DR.DEATH,STEVE
                                        
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so now we wanna give some CORRECTIONS to
 the WRONG informations of some MAGS:   
                                        
STING didn't left us,why should he leave
one of germanys BEST groups??           
but we kicked out a FUCKFROG some time  
ago called 'LAManiac' read the text     
about this LAMER some lines down!!      
                                        
another thing is that OUR american 'memb
was in ATC before and not in FBR ...    
                                        
and the last correction is, that me,    
SCRATCHER didn't stop, why should i ??? 
                                        
why in hell do the MAGAZINES never LEARN
to ASK the people before they write any 
kind of SHIT in it ... .. .             
                                        
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now our ACTUAL and COMPLETE member list:
                                        
SCRATCHER      :.code,grafix,swapp,crack
STING          :..crack,modem,swapp,code
DR.DEATH       :..............code,swapp
PHANTOM        :.......modem,crack,swapp
JOE COOL       :...................swapp
STAINLESS STEEL:...................swapp
WITCHER        :...................swapp
TC             :......musics,code,grafix
STEVE          :............grafix,swapp
RRR            :............grafix,swapp
PARADROID      :...................crack
ZOMBIE [usa]   :...................modem
                                        
FUNNY, isn't it?!?                      
                                        
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well,at thiz time DR.DEATH 'n STEVE/[p] 
wanna tell ya some facts about the MEGA 
lamer LAMIAC! he was kicked out of our  
crew (but we think ya know it already!)!
                                        
'n here are da FACTS in SHORT sentences:
                                        
 1. he's a LAMER                        
 2. he RIPPED routines (bah!)           
 3. he looks like a GOBLIN              
 4. he talked the WHOLE day SHIT        
 5. he thinks he's da ELITE (or not?)   
 6. he's da LAMEST billard player       
 7. he slimes all toiletts coz of AIDS  
 8. he has NOTHING in his arms (pudding)
 9. he always wear the SAME clothes     
10. he's a FUCKER 'n SUCKER             
11. nobody LIKES him (just da C.O.P.S.) 
12. he RE-CRACKES                       
                                        
so, that's enough! but we hope we'll    
NEVER catch him coz we wanna BREAK him  
all his fuckin' bones!                  
                                        
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here our TOP 60 of our CONTACTS, sorry  
if you are NOT in it or feel FALSE      
ranked, TELL us next time, so that we   
can see if it's RIGHT, ok???            
the TEXTS after the GROUP-NAME are most 
the same and haven't got MUCH to do with
the RANKS...!                           
                                        
so lets start with:                     
                                        
illusion     :              (hot cracks)
talent+ikari :              (hot cracks)
success      :        (many cool cracks)
light        :       (cool cracks+demos)
dominators   :             (fine cracks)
genesis      : (short cracks+cool demos)
dcs          :               (whats up?)
f4cg         :            (coming back!)
fairlight    :             (nice cracks)
censor       :       (cool cracks+demos)
contex       :       (cool cracks+demos)
hotline      :             (nice cracks)
action       :             (nice cracks)
legend       :            (cool imports)
transcom     :               (whats up?)
711          :             (nice cracks)
trc          :         (mega cool demos)
s451         :       (nice cracks+demos)
nato         :              (cool demos)
triangle     :       (nice cracks+demos)
megastyle    :         (mega cool demos)
galaxy       :             (nice cracks)
afl          :             (nice cracks)
sharks       :               (whats up?)
horizon      :         (mega cool demos)
crazy        :                  (------)
rti          :             (nice cracks)
orion        :             (nice cracks)
falcon       :                  (------)
unicess      :             (nice cracks)
yankees      :             (nice cracks)
shadows      :         (mega cool demos)
beyond force :         (mega cool demos)
empire       :            (nice imports)
united a.    :                (whats up)
zone 45      :              (cool demos)
impulse      :              (cool demos)
manowar      :               (whats up?)
blackmail    :              (fine demos)
rdi          :              (cool demos)
atg          :              (nice demos)
fbi-crew     :                  (------)
hoaxers      :              (cool demos)
shape        :               (whats up?)
wwe          :              (nice demos)
the force    :               (whats up?)
babygang     :                  (------)
lazer        :             (nice cracks)
quality      :               (whats up?)
division     :                  (------)
shades       :                    (nice)
riffs        :                  (------)
zoko team    :              (cool demos)
x-factor     :                  (------)
mocean       :              (cool demos)
killers      :                    (cool)
soho         :                  (------)
big ones     :                    (nice)
oneway       :               (whats up?)
opal         :                  (------)
                                        
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CONTACT us under:                       
                                        
DR.DEATH...:      XXX XXXXXX X          
                  XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX X  
                  XXXX-XXXXXXX       =  
                                        
STEVE......:      XXX XXXXXX X          
                  XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX X  
                  XXXX-XXXXXXX       =  
                                        
SCRATCHER..:      XXX XXXXXX X          
                  XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX X  
                  XXXX-XXXXXXX       =  
                                        
STING......:      XXX XXXXXX X          
                  XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX X  
                  XXXX-XXXXXXX       =  
                                        
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so that's ALL for this issue, we HOPE   
that YOU liked it ... bye from your     
  local dealer number one >PARAMOUNT<   
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