Network 01 Party report

 *BRUTAL party 26.-28.06'92
  Tranebjerg/Denmark

 Fri 26.06
 At 1600 cet I caught Dense at the
 train station. At 1900 the match
 against Denmark started, in the break
 we fetched The Cult. Right after the
 0:2 we went off for the party. Because
 of an organizing mistake we had to
 drive to Neumuenster (Nyarla's home
 town) to fetch 50 issues of Germany's
 favourite paper mag MILESTONE which
 was supposed to hang around behind
 Nyarlas trash can (...) but of course
 it was NOT there. Sure was a hell of
 fun for the neighbours to have some
 weirdos lame around between their
 trash cans at 0200 in the morning.
 Dense and I changed places sometimes
 so we made it safely to the village
 where the ferry was supposed to leave.
 We arrived there at 0400, some Amiga
 guys were already there (sleeping).
 Sat 27.06
 We had no space reservated on the
 ferry, so we had to say good bye to
 our car. Was a hell of a job to carry
 my beer stock, I was unable to lift it
 alone. The invitation sheet promised
 a free shuttle service from the ferry
 station to the party place, of course
 there was NO BUS AT ALL. A taxi for 6
 persons costed 2$ each. At the
 entrance we met Street Tuff who showed
 us his stamp so that we could fake it.
 Hard to say how many people were
 present, guess some 100 in the 64
 hall and twice as much in the Amiga
 hall (2700, haha). Quite a heap of
 starshines: Erotyc, Amidi Girl, Akay,
 The Cult, Nyarla and me. The usual
 crap, hanging around, lots of alcohol,
 fun and NO COMPUTERS. I still don't
 understand how people travel 1000 kms
 just to sit in front of their screens.
 Later the day Akay, Odin, Nyarla, The
 Cult and I went to the beach, some
 REALLY NICE chicks there. In the
 evening Akay and some others got a
 phone line fixed so we could freak
 around a little. When it got dark I
 had already drunk up to my limit, but
 still some drinking games were to be
 survived. Next morning I found myself
 lying under a table and went outside
 to sleep some more hours. When I woke
 up I felt VERY sick.


 Sun 28.06
 VERY VERY sick indeed. Till 1500 I
 was quite down. During the night
 someone had crashed through a ceiling
 window, broke through a wardrobe
 frame and had to consult a hospital.
 Until the competitions nothing
 outstanding happened. Competition
 results are well known.

 Mon 29.06
 Around lunch time we ordered a taxi
 and went back to the ferry. Back on
 the continent, we went to Nyarlas
 home to copy some wares and RELAX a
 little. Back home we didn't feel like
 starting something (was already 2200
 anyway) so we just went to sleep
 (Dense stayed at my place).
 Thatsit.

 A word about the ORGANIZATION...
 Sure you read the invitation sheet,
 not a word of it was true.
 There was proclaimed, that there were
 shops, which should be open 24 hours a
 day. Also there was not cleaning
 commando all the three days.
 The prices at the competition wepe not
 so high as written in the note-files
 and on the invitation-sheet.
 But we did the best, we could have
 done on that party and there were nice
 chicks and that was not the only
 positive to go there.All in all it was
 cooool!                signed:[anonym]
 *Trimomic Birthday Party

 Saturday 15.08'92
 At a time about one o'clock Croon took
 off the catch A-Bomp with his car and
 at the same time I (PJD) went off to
 pick up Brix! We all came together at
 my place and tested a bit ny genius
 "Fun-Maker" (The fun-maker is a old
 pirates gun and it's very nice to
 shoot with it!

 We packed our sea-sacks and went off
 at a time about 16 o'clock to meet our
 friends at the Paderborn trainstation!

 With two cars and Pirates-flags in the
 backwindow we felt very happy!
 I (my head was covered with a black
 scraf and my eyes looked through my
 sun-glasses! I used my cutted army-
 trouser to cover my genitals, while
 my comic pirates shirt felt very warm
 under my undervest....) used my
 platoon-chain to look a bit more angry
 and loaded our goods on my ship!
 My baseball-head-former in the trunk
 of my Ford Fiesta special, the 9mm
 shoot-gun in my front depot to reach
 it, the fun-maker on the backseat,
 the network-pardey-bag on the other
 backseat and Brix to my right-side on
 the frontseats.
 Croon also took his baseball-stick to
 have some fun on the party. He also
 covered his head with a cloth and he
 also used his sunglasses.
 With A-Bomp on the right-side we were
 able to start sailing away!

 On the highway the other car-drivers
 had some fun watching those pirates-
 cars driving like mad ones....
 But it was fun to show some foreigners
 the 9mm head-hunter and they were
 really shocked when I opened my
 window to salute them.... Ha, ha, ha!

 So after one hour mad driving we were
 present at the Paderborn train-station
 to shake our hands with:
 -JTF/Sunrise
 -Executor/Barfly
 -Joyce/Aztec
 and that drunkard Rollmops...

 So we tried to find a shop to eat
 something and finally we found one,
 but as all thought that the shop must
 have an own salt-factory in the
 garden the meal was not that delicious
 but Pirates are hard to beat, so we
 all are still alive....

 At about six o'clock we arrived at the
 party-place and I prepared my Fun-
 Maker to prove we were there....

 I've shaked hands with Galen/Trinomic
 who was the party-organizer, my old
 drunkard Pussymaster/TNC, Bigfoot/Tnc
 and Galens sisters (16? & 19 years!)
 Galen was still 20 years and so our
 present was in the car at this moment!

 Everyone could see X-Tro and Mr.Legal
 having fear, coz of some lameness and
 Croon and I promised them to design
 their heads a bit. But who cares
 about those little children....

 After some beers, we got more and
 more happy to know that we could sleep
 there....
 Our beer-killer A-Bomp had some fun
 with Bigfoot, filling him up!
 (Why Bigfoot, his shoe-size is 44 and
 I still have 46 1/2. So i called him
 Microfoot.)
 Galens sisters did a nice job serving
 the drinks and food.
 At 11 o'clock we stood up to
 terrorize the neighbourhood and we
 succeed very weel. Nearly every house
 flamed light to see who caused those
 explosions. It was my Fun-Maker....
 Later JTF,Joyce and Brix destroyed a
 street-lamp and it dropped on the head
 which belongs to Joyce...

 After ca.30 min the police came to
 pick up those pals who made that
 terror in the night, but they couldn't
 find the right one....
 Rollmops drunk too much and felt
 asleep very early.
 The second drunkard was Bigfoot, who
 drunk as less than A-Bomp and he used
 to tackle with the table and a little
 tree.... So Galen brought his to his
 place to relax from the drinking-
 contest with A-Bomp....

 Croon the old savage used to compair
 my ass with the one from Galens 19
 years old sister and she bite him in
 his hand. So Croon's hand was bloody
 for a neat time.
 Joyce was next to search for a bed.

 At 00.13 Croon opened his car to pick
 our present, covered in an Kellogs-
 Frosties-Package.
 Galen opened it and found a vote-sheet
 with the blind letters "1024 Vote-
 sheets for you to spread" on it!
 Galen looked a bit surprised, when he
 took the sheet out of it, because he
 thought of everything else, than...

      The Ultimative Sex-Doll.....!

 So we joked a bit around and I started
 showing my undertrouser and my 'tits'!
 The executor followed and we showed
 nearly everything....

 Croon concentrated on his last powers
 to climb up the stairs and felt into
 the bed very fast...

 I asked someone if he saw Croon and
 Galens old sister offered me to show
 me the place where he is...
 After we found him we went to her
 place... I was a bit drunk and had no
 plan, what she expected to do with me!

 Yes, she wanted to get fucked and I
 tried to do my best... But my only
 security-man was Croon, having all
 10 condoms in his sleep-bag, so I've
 started without...
 She opened my trouser and damaged it
 a bit. As we were a bit undressed, we
 started with the usual crap, when
 the door-button was pressed and a
 serious voice said: "Open the door".

 With the fast dress routine we were
 dressed quite fast...
 It was Galen at the door and the
 moment his sister opened the door she
 got a beat into the face...
 I was shocked for a while and layed on
 the bed for a while...
 The moment I came out all pals looked
 at me like I may be an alien...
 JTF was angry about Galen destroying
 our sex-party, but I think I would
 not have fucked her without a condom..

 All in all I haven't seen her the
 whole last hours..

 I was a bed-mate of Pussymaster and
 we simulated a fuck in the dark of the
 unlighted room... Everyone thought we
 really did it....
 I felt asleep.........
 The next morning....

 I woke up at 8 o'clock, because X-Tro
 tried to escape from his lameness and
 his father picked him up to go home...
     (ED. Sesamstrasse am Sonntag?)

 Later we got breakfast and I thought
 about a nice shower...

 So I took a shower and sat down in
 the garden to smoke my morning joint!
 Also Executor,JTF,Brix,Joyce,A-Bomp
 and Galen were present there....

 So we spend some time on smoking and
 joking. We had some fun with the flag,
 which tells it all....

         ...Our Pirates-Flag...

 At 14 o'clock we started to visit a
 pizza-shop to eat...

 Later we wanted to start a micro-party
 at JTF's house, but I bought a
 something to drink at a petrol-station
 and that makes me very tired...
 At home I tried to catch some sleep...

 People present there: Trinomic:
                      -Galen,Bigfoot,
                       Pussymaster,
                       Mr.Legal,X-Tro.


 Comic Pirates:-Croon,Brix,A-Bomp and
                me (PJD).
 Sunrise: JTF

 Else: Executor,Joyce, Rollmops, Galens
       sexy sisters, some local girls
       (ugly or fat!), some boys from
       the neighbourhood and lot's of
       cats, dogs and other creep.

 All in all it was a great fun party!
                                   -PJD