Mamba 08 ch09 Besides Computing

  besides computing:
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  you surely heard or read about the
  papermagazine 'cccp' made by the
  cool guys in transcom, the maineditor
  seems to be lkj of transcom.

  i received the latest issue about
  1 week ago from my transcom-contact
  reset.
  as we did not have any troubles with
  the trascom guys, i did not expect
  any kind of offences.
  i only know about the competition
  between hobbit and gotcha, so i


  didn't wonder about some ugly hobbit-
  graphics concerning gotcha.

  but when i read the magazine-'tests'
  i nearly couldn't stop laughing...:

  'mamba the magazine made by the cool
  crazy. are you not ok with me that
  crazy is cool? yes they are, how can
  you name a group who has given the
  address of spitfire to the police ?
  but are you so stupid men? how can
  you still with a group who is able to
  make this shit? fuck off crazy, fuck
  off everyone who is still swapping
  with, and though spitfire is hated by

  everyone, crazy you suck! your mag &
  yourself just think to the americans,
  but what we care about 'em ? what are
  you indeed, pure shit...'

  so far lkj's attitude towards crazy,
  mamba and americans!

  my lovely lkj, i really don't know
  who told you we gave the adress of
  spitfire to the police(probably
  himself?), but your accusations are
  total shit.
  nobody cares about your opinion as
  2-3 transcom guys are still trading
  with us!

  further you admit that spitfire is
  hated by everyone, but if anybody
  didn't suck your brain out of your
  head you should know that this lamer
  is hated by everyone because of his
  behaviour and not because of us
  slagging on him!
  i don't know why you are not caring
  about americans, but when i look at
  the last issues of your great mag i
  can find a couple of ami-reports :
  issue april '90; the american scene
  by the vision or issue june '90
  da american scene by ninja !
  you see your arguments are totally
  stupid and dummy.

  in the same issue i found an article
  by accu of action :
  '...now, i'll write some words about
  pop and skaters. this way of live is
  a waste of time. hi crazy, are you
  really crazy or are ya pseudos just
  wearing skater clothes. be ashamed.
  i bet you listen to depeche mode...
  heard their last song ? 10 9 8 7 6 5
  4 3 2 1 0  booom, we blowed cologne..
  enjoy the silence...'

  some words from the wise :
  again it was very funny to read his
  article concerning us, as accu


  called me about 2-3 weeks ago and
  asked for joining crazy, of course
  we refused as accu is the second but
  last person on the world who would
  be allowed to join crazy.(the last is
  spitfire!)

  listen dude, due to your lame
  behaviour you will never be able to
  join a real group, stay in action as
  copyslave!(you told me you have 80
  contacts !)
  according to your statement about pop
  and skaters:

                                   (+)
  i think you aren't really keen on the
  hip hop and skater scene. i (frank)
  am the onlyone who used to be a
  skater in crazy, so how can you judge
  for the whole crew? and anyway, why
  not beeing a skater? you are a fat
  pig (as i've heared), so you just are
  not able to skate. another thing is,
  that skaters don't listen to pop
  music as you said, but they like hip
  hop and rap. i think you are a pseudo
  anyway, this has nothing to do with
  computing. you are a total lamer when
  it comes to computing....
  enough waste of time and words for
  such a lamer...
                        peter and frank
  now we have a funny little story for
  you. it was sent to us by rocky of
  illusion. thanx pal!
  here we go:
  dear signore direttore,
  now i am tella you story wot i was a
  treated at your hotella. i am a-comma
  from roma as tourist to london and
  stay as younga christian man at your
  hotella.
  when i comma in my room i see there
  is no shit in my bed- how can i sleep
  with  no shit in my bed? so i calla
  down to receptione and tella 'i wanta
  shit'. they tella me.

                          hit it!
  -'go to toilet' i say:
   'no, no i wanta shit in my bed' they
   say:
   'you'd better not shit in your bed,
   you sonna-wa-bitch'.
   what is sonna-wa-bitch?
   i go down for breakfast into resto-
   rante. i order bacon and egga and
   two pissis of toast. but i only get
   one piss of toast. i tella waitress,
   and point at toast:
  'i wanta piss'. she tella me:
  'go to toilet'.i say
  'no, no i wanta piss on my plate'.
   she then say to me:
  'you'd bloody wella not piss on the
  plate, you sonna-wa-bitch'.      (+)
  that is the second person who do not
  even know me calla me sonna-wa-bitch,
  and why is your staff replying 'go to
  toilet' is that a moderna tella ? i
  do no understand, please tella me !

  later i go for dinner in your
  restorante, spoon and knife is laid
  out, but no fock. i tella waitress:
  'i wanta fock' and she tella me:
  'sure, everyone wanta fock'. i tella
  her :
  'no, no you don't understanda me, i
  wanta fock on the table'
  she tella me :
  'so you sonna-wa-bitch wanta fock on
  the table? get your ass out of here!'
  how can this christian hotel tella
  the guest in such bad manner ?

  so i go receptione and ask for bill.
  i wanta stay in this hotel no more.
  when i have paid the a-billa the
  portier said to me :
  'thank you, and piss on you'
  i say :
  'piss on you, too, you sonna-wa-bitch
  i now go back to italy'
  direttore, i never gonna stay in your
  hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch.'


                   sincerely
                   dicci elgre