Internal 10 - Words of Wisdom
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*W(ORDS) O(F) W(ISDOM)*
again it's chief editor 2 who rises and
kicks off with this new chapter!....
i know this title has been chosen by
another magazine but i don't care very
much as it's the content which counts
not the title. anyway, let's begin...
this chapter will mainly be about
what this scene and what this whole
life is all about!... a bit psyco-
logical and spooky but perhaps also a
bit interesting!...
why are we in the scene?... because
we want to have fun... want to run out
of the REAL world for a change?...
want to be respected?... want to be
the number 1 or just have a lot of
friends?... these few questions are some
of the main reasons for being in this
scene!... practically all of us enjoy
being in the scene and most of them
have several reasons for it... some
of us are in the scene for the MONEY
others are here to make TROUBLE but
most of us are here to MAKE FRIENDS.
this last reason is probably the only
reason why i'm still in it. as this
little hobby has cost me a lot of
money, a lot of nerve-breaking,
problems at home and in school, etc...
just the usual shit!... but what keeps
me going is the exitement of sometimes
being the better one... the sadness
when someone leaves the scene or when
everything goes wrong,etc...
this little things follow each other up
in real life and in the scene life!...
uppers and downers...
but i'm wondering about some guys who
are now TERRORISING some belgian guys
and pretending to be guy x of group z
which is then a famous group/guy...
they try to imitate them and shouting
and yelling: lamer,dork,etc...
calling just to pretend to be cool...
calling and when someone picks up
they lay down the receiver....
all this is STUPID and more sadder for
them COWARDLESS. i'd like to know who
is calling p.e. me up as i'd probably
would kick his ass but i don't and
perhaps it's better for them....
but has this any sense at all?...
why are you doing all this shit?...
i don't get it as i personally have
no REAL ennemies and if i've ever had
some i'd made peace with them....
my only reason for still being in this
god damned scene is that i've a few
close friends... i'm not in for the
games, nor for being the best ,etc...
this is a call out to EVERY fool who
has already done this... if you do it
then try to call your nearest NUT-
HOME and they'll know what to do with
guys like you... and if you're that
hopeless COMMIT SUICIDE.
if you can't do this then why bothering
calling p.e. me as it's no use... i
don't get exited and i won't obey to
fools who are even to afraid to tell
their own names... just stop this
foolnishness. anyway, if all this is
pretended to be a big joke then i have
to say your humour sucks...
these little mindgames have been
playing since the beginning of this
summer and some other belgian dudez
have been confrontated with this game...
still, a lot of them are fed up with
this... i can only say: it's lame and
i hope these guys will be caught soon!
* i can only say that these dudez give
a bad name to the scene because we all
have been too stupid to let all these
fake-cool guys into this scene!...
it's not the game-shortage which will
kill the scene!... it are the guys!...
by the way, if anyone knows who did
this (the calling) be sure to inform
one of the wow/role/control/f4cg/...
members!....
S C R A M B L E D E G G S
now some jokes,mysteries,greets,.....
* a tourist asks the waiter in a
restaurant: 'does it often rain here?'
the waiter answers: 'i don't know,
my colleague serves this table'
(p.s. no INTERNAL crew members made
thisjokes up!... it was originally pub-
lished by a german and dutch company
perhaps that explains it a bit!)
* 2 nuts are sitting in front of a
wash-machine. the one nut say: '
what a worthless program,he?'
* a good husband is kind,smart,handsome
,... and mostly married to another.
* in the whole world we have pick-
pocketers, except in the east.
* a new guard in county jail is being
interviewed by the warden: 'can you
deal with difficult prisoners too'
'sure i can' answeres the guard :'
all who doesn't behave themselves, flies
out of her'
* people who have stolen 5000 dollars
are small thieves.
people who have stolen 500000 dollars
are big thieves.
people who have stolen 50000000 dollars
are a gorvernment.
* 'where are you going for your holliday
?'"to greenland" "on a seal-hunt" 'and i
s your wife going too? "no, she will go
to paris .... on a fur-hunt"g
(ed. this must have been a dutch joke!)
* an actrice is asked after the most
beautiful period of her life.
she answered: "that was the begin of
my film-career" "then i only had to
shut up"
* "renate, haven't i said when you're
eating you mustn't wiggle with your
feet?" "don't you have ears?" 'yes,
but how do you expect i wiggle with
my ears?' (ed.another dutch one...)
(sorry)
* stefan is praying to get a computer
for x-mas... on the end he's yelling
so hard that his mother asks ... 'why
are you yelling so hard... santa claus
isn't deff'... he answers: "he isn't
but our grandma in the room nextdoor is"
* a guy is thrown out for the third
time out of a pub. a man comes by and
helps him up. he asks: 'why are you
still going into the pub again?'
he answers "what else must i do, it's
my pub"
* jasper is an imitator. on a party
he makes a bet with everyone in the
room and says he'll give 100 dollar
to the person who can name him an
animal he can't imitate... one of
the other guests gets those 100 dollar
why? well, because he named this animal
'sardine in a can'...
* michelle goes into a bookstore and
asks the salesman the book: 'how to
catch men'... he answers: "aren't you
a bit young for this book" she says
it's not for me but for my fathers'
birthday....whose a cop"
"eddy, have you been given the plants
water?" 'no' answers eddy :' the dog
had already done this '
(ed. another one bites the dutch...
dust!)
* breakfast in a hotel. the guest
says to the waiter 'what a nice
patern this butter has' the waiter
answers: "yes, i think so too!... i've
done this with my comb"
* mrs.de witt wants to play something
for her guests and says at the end:
"that was 'fur elise'". asks one of
her guests: " and now play something
for us too.
* "my wife can wish whatever she wants
at her birthday" says nick. 'what are
you generous' says his friend 'what
did she wish this year?' nick answers:
"a car ... which she already wants for
12 years"
* 'i'm going on trip tomorrow' says
nick's wife... she asks: 'can i do
something more for you?' nick answers
"no, that's enough"
* "where are you coming from?" asks
hans' teacher... hans answers 'our
house burnt down' ... the teacher
replies: "but yesterday you were too
late too".. hans answers: 'yes, then
we stashed the car'
* a guy asks the director of a theater
'there has fallen a spectator from the
balcony. what must we do now' the
director answers: "he must pay first"
* 'but elwin' yells a young woman to
her husband 'you've taken the wrong baby
"quiet" repeats the husband "this is
a much nicer baby-carriage"
* the young mother is proud to present
her first meal for her parents in law.
her mother in law asks: "which stuffing
did you use?"... the daughter answers
'which stuffing... the chicken wasn't
empty'
* "mum" whose the guy who comes in
every morning, drinks 2 cups of coffee,
groans and does his favourite sport
in the evening?" his mum answers: 'but
boy... that's your father'
* hello cop . i want to ask you
something namely : can you say: asshole
to a police-man? of course not! that
would be an offense. well, then can
i say to asshole, police-man? well,if
you find that funny, okay by me...
well, then goodbye ... police-man...
* can i have a pack of food for my dog
asks a woman to the salesman of a pet-
shop... i've got something new ...
dogfood with the smell of a postman...
(ed. no comment)
* a guy goes to a hooker in paris and
she has no eye-browns anymore... he
asks her what happened and she answers
'c'etait rasee'... then she take off
her t-shirt and she has no hair under
her arms.... he asks: 'rasee?...'she
responds: 'non, epilee'... then she
takes off her slip and when he sees
that her pussy isn't covered with hair
he asks... 'epilee? (=shaved)'.... "non,
usee (=used!)"....
* and now some (ruth rendell?) mysteries
to be solved!.....
1) moreno was wonded .... it was
storming and the food-supply of
kiako and moreno, who was an art-
painter , was lost under the snow.
it was freezing like hell outside
for several days. but they found a
hut. the hut was in bad shape and
even some windows were broken!...
they tried to stuff it as good as
possible...they tried to survive but
moreno felt he was dying... moreno
asked for pen and some ink... kiako
found in a closet some stuff...
while drawing he died!...
of course the prizes of his art rised
since the art-collectors heard that
moreno was dead....
the last painting was worth over 25000
dollar... why wouldn't you buy this
painting?
SOLUTION:
--------
because the painting is never made
by moreno! when it was freezing several
days long and some windows of the hut
were broken then the ink would have
been frozen too... so it's impossible
that moreno has drawn this painting
!
* now some did you knows
did you know that
matt of wow is a real wow fan and
when someone says something negative
about internal he attacks immediately
stl of wow was caught by the post
again for stamp cheating
matt of wow actually escaped from
the state-prison because he became
nuts in there (ed. he is nuts!)
quasimodo of wow is a rich guy
LEGEND is actually the BUDGET GROUP
of WOW
IKARI is dead now
LEGEND is nunber 1 in the WORLD
now
CONTROL is the budget group of ROLE
these did you knows are mostly untrue
WOW needs a gfx designer
(ed. someone like GOTCHA)
WOW is (and always will be) number two
in belgium
GOLDFISH /LEGEND doesn't want EINSTEIN
/WOW in his family (ed. einstein knows
the niece of goldfish)
KID /F4CG won a carpet (scorpie?) and 2
freezers (adf and mao???) in a game show
the guys in f4cg will not like this
humour...
belgian scene guys are troubled by
some assholes who call them up to say
shit about them (and themselves)... LAME
manx/x-F4CG was kicked out!
if any of the belgian scene guys get
a call like this then tell the
un-identified (flying objects) to call
this number: (+32) (0)xx xxxxxx (raphael
)... (*this is manx'nunber)
manx says he's INNOCENT
EFFY+TBG /GA'S are nuts when they're
driving (racing?)
EFFY+TBG /GA'S are crashing from time
to time
INFINITY /X-RATED wrote a note against
anti(scheiss)crist /GENESIS
TRANSCOM have a new cracker called:
HYBISCH ... he's a close friend of the
retired: ZOD /WOW
internal has been multi-filed
mendrake /ACRISE thinks that vinzz
/WOW joined the army and left WOW
some members of legend will be kick
ed as they'll be replaced by DOC/FLETC
H/RAZY AND EXCELL
chief editor 1 will be da 1 who will
end this chapter
CHIEF EDITOR 2 will sign off after
2 more mysteries
vinzz/wow raped einsteins'dog when
he visited him
* now let's continue with some more
mysteries....
once upon a time.... chris nicholson, a
dentist , was making preperations to
examine his patient, dora van walen.
when suddenly the door opened silently.
a hand with a gun in it appeared.
2 shots ... mrs. van walen was dead.
"we have a suspect" said inspector
winter 1 hour later on the police
station towards detective goochem
"the liftboy took a few minutes before
a gun was fired off up to the 5th floor"
dentist c.nicholsons' office in on the
fifth floor. if we can trust the
sketches then it could be a.lbino.
lbino is out on bail... we've arrested
him... then they interrogated him:
'ever heard of chris nicholson?' asked
the inspector
"no, why?"
'dora van walen was killed in the office
of c.nicholson'
"i've slept the whole afternoon"
'the liftboy says he saw a man who
looked like you and a bit later a
crime was commited'
"i'm not the guy"... "thousands of
thousand men look like me"
"i haven't been near a dentist since
i'm out of jail" "i bet that, that
nicholson dude has never seen me ...so
what can you proof?"
'enough' said detective goochem 'enough
to put you back behind bars again.
HOW HAS A.LBINO BETRAYED HIMSELF?
SOLUTION:
--------
a.lbino said he'd never heard of
c.nicholson but he knew it was:
1) A MAN
2) A DENTIST
* well, if you want to see these
small riddles back then ask for them
and i'll make sure the next issue will
contain some of these mysteries again.
enjoy now the good part this chapter
by reading some of the 100 uncut pure
bullshit by CHIEF EDITOR 1
lights out
CH.ED.2
yep, and here's back by dope demand,
the chief-editor 1 himself!
i hope you have enjoyed reading those
cewl jokes from einstein. anyway, if
you didin't, i don't care, 'cause they
really amused me...
well, you're lucky einstein! you didn't
fail for yer redo exam! aaah i hate you
man! and i hoped sooo much you would
fail! yeah, that sucker has now vacation
'till 7 october! and i am already in
that shit school from the very begim of
september! aaarh, hate it...
hello to ORGANISER! that's our new mem-
ber. he's in WOW now to organise a bit
and a bit there. the organisation in wow
was almost 100*, but now with that guy
in wow, the organisation will be more
than 100*. i just wanted to say hello
and i also wanted to say it's cool ya
joined belgium's nr. 2.
the WOW t-shirts were a mega-succes,
people! wedidn't know so many guys would
buy a t-shirt. and because of the fact
we're out of t-shirts now, i decided
to contact shogun/x-ray again and i
asked him to draw another wow t-shirt,
if ya want one, just write to einstein
and he will arrange everything...
the t-shirt only costs...
400 bfr, 20hfl, 18 german marks,
13 us dollars and 7 ponds. so if ya want
to order a t-shirt from wow you really
have to be fast. i don't say this right
know to sell more of them, it's simply
the truth, you just have to be fucking
FAST!
we only made one size of the t-shirt,
that's easier for everybody, we decide
to make x-tra large t-shirts, so every
fat-small guy can wear one, simply eh?
it's a damn pitty the EUROPEAN COMPUTER
ENTERTAINMENT SHOW has been cancelled,
really a pitty. because i really wanted
to have a report from this mega-computer
-show.
the show would be held on september 6-8
and would be placed in england.
no, there were no c64's present, shame
about it! but i think the party would
be cool! anyway, he's just cancelled,
i hope they'll find a new date!
they would also send the show out on
radio and television,,anyway, if they
find a date for it(and i'm not 100*
sure about that) i really'd like to
have a big report about this mega-
meeting...
well, did ya know this planet is full
of FRONT 242 freaks?
apollo, humanoid, sorex, chacke/wow,
antichrist/g*p just to name some of'em..
what's actually good about this mu6?
okay, i won't bother ya anylonger so
press FIRE to go back to ze main menu...
matt(1)
