Internal 09 - Mix Mania 2
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* again the beginning of a new mix-
max-mix chapter!.... a chapter with
something new and something old!
a chapter with probably nothing
interesting but still fascinating!
i now want to review which letter
of the alfabet is used in CURRENT
groups the MOST and the MOST LITTLE.
perhaps this won't appeal to you
but some guys have for everything
something to nag about and to
critisize! anyway, it's cool to
know whether you are one of a kind
or one of millions!...
it's quite possible that i'll forget
some (important) names of current
groups!... this will come due to
lack of knowledge!....
but let's get this show on the road:
the letter a ... once a guy said all
LAME groups begin with the letter A.
the letter A has been chosen by
about 12 groups
p.e.a-team/acrise/action/accuracy
akrak/alc/allmania/antic/atc/atrix...
the letter B has been chosen by
about 5 groups!...
p.e.babygang/beyond force/blackmail/
bonzai/brutal....
the letter C has been chosen by
about 17 groups!...
p.e.cannon/censor/century/cfa/.....
the letter D has been chosen by
about 10 groups
p.e. ddt/demonix/demotion/deathsector/
dominators/dunex/doublecross/....
the letter E has been chosen by
about 7 groups
p.e. elite/enigma/empire/extend/...
the letter F has been chosen by
about 7 groups
p.e. faces/f4cg/flt/fhi/fuel/focus...
the letter G has been chosen by
about 7 groups
p.e. ga's/gax 777/genesis/genetic/...
the letter H has been chosen by
about 2 groups
p.e. house designs/hysteric
the letter I has been chosen by
about 3 groups
p.e. ics/ikari+talent/....
the letter J has been chosen by
about 1 group
p.e. joy division
the letter K has been chosen by
about 2 groups
p.e. kicking/kreator
the letter L has been chosen by
about 3 groups
p.e. legend/light
the letter M has been chosen by
about 7 groups
p.e. manowar/mda/mdg/miracle/....
the letter N has been chosen by
about 3 groups
p.e. noice/nec/nei/network
the letter O has been chosen by
about 2 groups
p.e. origo/oregon
the letter P has been chosen by
about 12 groups
p.e.padua/pandora/pd/paragon/
paradize/...
the letter Q has not been chosen!
the letter R has been chosen by
about 4 groups
p.e. rebels/role/random...
the letter S has been chosen by
about 16 groups
p.e.security/sharks/silicon/
silicon ltd./spirit/stash/shades/...
the letter T has been chosen by
about 9 groups
p.e.tat/tdu/the force/topaz beerline
transcom/triad....
the letter U has not been chosen
the letter V has been chosen by
about 4 groups
p.e.vanity/verdict/victims....
the letter W has been chosen by
about 3 groups
p.e. weird/wot/wow
the letter X has been chosen by
about 5 groups
p.e.xentrix/x-factor/x-large/
x-rated/x-ray
the letter Y has not been chosen
the letter Z has been chosen by
about 1 group
p.e.zone 45
of course this crap doesn't mean
a thing but if it's put down in a
statistic then you can found out
quite a lot!....
on the next page you'll find that
statistic+positions!....
for all those who don't like this
there's a film review also!....
at page 52!
beginletters/groups
positions procent
--------------------------------------
C- q / u / y (0) 0
B- j / z (1) 0,719
A- h / k / o (2) 1,438
9- i / l / n / w (3) 2,158
8- r / v (4) 2,877
7- b / x (5) 3,597
6- e / f / g / m (7) 5,035
5- t (9) 6,474
beginletters/groups
position procent
--------------------------------------
4- d (10) 7,194
3- a / p (12) 8,633
2- s (15) 10,791
1- C (18) 12,949
conclusion:
-the letters Q U Y are not used
enough and it would be quite unique
if you'd form a group of which the
beginning letter is one of these 3.
-the letter C instead is overused and
therefor not unique anymore!....
i hope these little test might help
all of you to find an original group-
name if you might ever form one!....
this test was based on some facts
but is not waterproof as not all
groups were taken in!....
there might be missing about 5/15
groups but that wouldn't change
the statistics very much.
we hope therefor you have learnt
a bit of this quite boring test.
we hope we'll be able to give you
more exiting tests in the following
issues!....
but till now it's goodbye from
testlab number two.
-ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQURSTUVWXYZ-
* after this shocking conclusion it's
time again to tell you more about our
magazine and other aid! (aids??)
namely the VOTESHEET JOURNAL.
what the hell is that you may ask now!
well, for some it's a whole roll of
toiletpaper but there are still a lot
of dudez who want to help the over-
populated crowd of magazine editors!
what is the votesheet journal now?
it's a little book of some votesheets
with a little title page where some
hints stand+some blablabla of the
inventor!...
the original idea was done by
DYNAMIC DESIGN which is the legal!
part of the mighty w.o.w. foundation!
this mag comes now under the
W.O.W. label, but DYNAMIC DESIGN
keeps existing!....
one of the things we still do is
helping our fellow-scene guys!....
this time we try to collect some
votesheets, we copy them 50 times
each and then put them together into
1 little book and we spread them like
that.
we give the following hints and
reasons for doing this like this:
1) if you sent this to your own
contacts you're sure to be voted
and this time not only in your
own but in SEVERAL other magazines
too. as it's quite logical that
the sheet-filler will fill in the
sheet 5,6,... times the SAME!
while if you only spread the vote-
sheet of your own mag it's likely
that the sheet-filler will only
vote for you 1 time and not in
the rest in magazines.
reasons can be:
1) because he only fills it in
for your pleasure and hates filling
votesheets.
2) that he's a slimeball and only
votes for you because its your own
votesheet and he'll vote on another
way in another mag.
2) the charts will look more uniform
when you use this system.
what do we expect now?
if you have an own mag and want your
votesheet spread like this then you
can sent it to one of the internal
editors and they will sent it to
the ones who spread the votesheet
journal!... if you want to spread the
votesheet journal then also write!...
we only ask 1 favour from you!
that you help us (internal editors+
crew) when we need a little favour!
we would also appreciate if we'd get
all issues of your magazine then be-
fore RELEASE DATE.
the ones who are now in the V.J.
are:
internal votesheet
world news "
rock'n role " + identity paper
soulnews "
total recall "
it's likely that a lot of mags will
follow and that's also the purpose!
we don't refuse any magazine-sheet
but of course it has to be some class
otherwise it would be a waste of
paper and time!....
the current spreader of this V.J.
is stl/w.o.w.!....
so help is welcome!....
we know this is a quite expensive
thing so we hope everybody appreciates
our work and will not throw away the
V.J. but will think twice and if you
understand this explanation then you
will fill them all in. it will be
good for everyone as also less famous
groups will have the chance to come
in the charts when they're voted like
this and they will come into the
charts of 5/10/... magazines.
of course there are always critics
but if it's constructive then we
accept it with a smile. otherwise
just go and suck a duck.
anyway, we hope you will react at
this little article.
did you know that this is page 32
of this chapter?....
* now again another competition:
we're working on a funny iq quiz
but it's a whole lotta of work and
it can be quite hard to be funny and
have a fine humour in your questions.
of course there are guys in the
scene who would think a fart is
already funny but we're not all that
braindamaged and retarded.
but as we now yet lack of questions
we do another small competition.
we'll try to diverse things as
much as possible this time we've
chosen the material M U S I C for
the competition.
well, the aim is to guess the group
who have sang this song. to make
it a bit more difficult we give NO
names of the song but only a few
words out of the song namely:
'I TOUGHT WE GOT LOVE IN STORE,
KEEP ON KNOCKING ON EVERY DOOR.
BABE I'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE...
AIN'T NO SUGAR YOU IGNORE'
we give only 1 (but fucking BIG)
hint: it's a scandinavian group!
what are the prices:
we won't promise a 1000 dollars
(again) but only a few simple price!
we are no millionairs so NO promises
we can't forfill either.
the 2 chief editors will put all
senders with the right answer into
1 bowl and we'll each pick out one
name/address. this guy will get
a TAPE with a copy of the concerning
soundtrack of that scandinavian group
and probably another new soundtrack
of another group.
we will be honest and we won't cheat
(unlike the charts...haha) because
we will print the 2 winners in the
next issue so you can always check
if they got the tape.
if you're not chosen then i can
only say: TRY THE NEXT TIME!
if you're not a music fan don't
dispair as next month there will
probably be another competition.
some rulez: you can send in as
many answers as you want!
(it's your money friends!....)
NO wow members can participate!
NO complaints or critics as if you
complain or say we are unfair or
cheat then you just don't have to
compete!... we're not all children
and some of us even try to be a bit
like adults too so....
anyway, i wish you good luck with
this small 'price-pot' competition!
* and finally for all those hundred
of thousands film fanatics here is
an own opinion about 5 movies i
rent/saw some time ago!
those are:
-dances with wolves
|bat 21
-pretty woman
|the freshman
-wild orchid
* yo dudez,... another review of a film
i saw some weeks ago.
it was DANCES WITH WOLVES!....
the story: after some balance tricks
a soldier (whose leg was almost cut
off) becomes the new inhabitant of a
lonely fort (actually it's a little
ranch)... the place is surrounded by
some indian-tribes!... he comes in
contact with them and they're always
trying to steal his horse!...
also a wolf shows up!... what happens?
he rescues a young indian woman and
he becomes familair with the tribe
and the woman! (ed.SEX PISTOLS)
later on the tribe has to move for
the buffaloes to another place!...
but the soldier has forgotten his
journey and returns to his fort!...
he comes again in contact with his
OWN people (ed.soldiers) but they think
that he's an indian,an ennemy!...
he escapes with help of fellow indians
.. the WOLF gets killed be4 this!...
and then it's practically over and you
don't get to see a fight .....
but the soldier and his indian wife
leave the camp ALONE!
this story is build upon a true
horrible story and that's what makes
the movie so strong and good!...
it has a bit of horror,humor but most
of all a list of all sorts of human
caracteristics ... it's a LONG movie
with not so much action but it's
certainly not a boring movie!...
i don't think everybody will like this
but it's certainly worth to go and see
... RATING: 85 (++) (with p.e. kevin
kostner)
then i'll give you a small review of
BAT 21... an old movie but a good war
-vietnam movie!... it's about a high
officer who gets lost after his plane
crashes!... he's the only survivor!
he's very important and the leaders
want him back at any costs!...
another flyer tries to find him and
he has to keep in contact with him!
the officer is used to play golf and
uses GOLF-TERMS to show where he is
and where he wants to go... this all
has to be within a time-limit as the
bombers are going to BOMB the area!
he gets rescued .. of course!...
it's another view about the VIETNAM-
war!... it's not a bloody film but
it isn't a bad one!... it has some
nice scenes and if you can find him
in your VIDEO-SHOP you have to hire
him!... rating: 70 (+)
the for the romantic types:
PRETTY WOMAN
some actors: julia roberts/richard
gere.
this film begins with a high class
party down out in beverly hills
(wasn't that another film?).
edward lewis (richard gere) is bored
and rides out with a lotus of his
lawyer down to the suburbs.
he gets lost and comes out at
HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD. there he comes
in contact with VIVIAN (julia roberts)
she is a hooker and even asks money
to show edward the road. they end up
in bed and edward whose a multi-
millionair asks vivian to stay for
6 days. he lives at a penthouse in a
classy hotel and when he's out vivian
can go and buy some new clothes!
she goes to rodeo drive but as she's
wearing some quite 'sexy' clothes
which belong to the hookerscene she
is asked to leave and she is shown
the door. she's upset but the manager
of the hotel becomes good friends with
her. every member of the hotel knows
her after a while but when edward
tells his lawyer that she's a hooker,
vivian gets mad. as his lawyer wanted
something more of vivian then just a
good talk.
she really fills dirty and upset.
edward doesn't really treat her as
a normal person altough he's quite
sweet to her. eventually vivian leaves
and doesn't take her 3000 dollars she
got to stay with him for 6 days.
(it were more like 3 days)
he follows her and the film ends
with a KISS SCENE.
the film is quite good but it's a
typically hollywood production as
when it comes to the point that they
are going to bed the screen turns
black. this doesn't mean it's bad but
that's a typical caracteristic.
the movie is strictly for romantics
and knights in shining armour.
(so no film for brezjnev'grandma sex')
it's sometimes a real funny film!...
RATING: 65 PROCENT (-+)
now the FRESHMAN.
some actors: mathew broderick,
marlon brando
it's of course a GODFATHER-CLONE
but a real funny one!... a satiric
eye to the godfather trilogy.
the film begins when mathew broderick
comes to the big town to study.
everything gets stolen and when he
finally finds the one who stole his
goods, the goods are stolen.
he asks him what he has to do now
and the thief offers him a job.
then mathew broderick meets marlon
brando. he explains some stuff and
finally he gets 500 dollar for
delivering a package from time to
time. of course mathew b. smells
something fishy but accepts.
when he goes to the delivery room
to pick up his package it seems
that it's a komodo varan...
a reptile!... anyway, after a very
funny situation the komodo varan
is planned to be served for
350000 dollar/per person to vips
all over the world. of course the
cops are after m.b. and they
threaten him to put him in jail,
etc.... before all this mathew b.
life is completely disordered when
m. brando's daughter gets in love
with him and wants to marry him.
anyway, after a whole lot of things
m.brando and mathew b. go to para-
dize.
this is quite a funny movie and
has some quite original scetches.
the end is a bit forced into it
and it has of course a happy end.
after all the movie is edible and
more important SEE-ABLE.
RATING: 65 (-+)
then a last movie for this time.
wild orchid with p.e. jacqueline
bisset/mickey o'rourke....
this movie has no real story and
is a 99 procent erotic movie.
it goes about a lawyer/accountant
emily, a beautiful woman , who
has to trade to buy a hotel,etc...
there's one guy who really attracts
her attention. (mickey o'rourke)
at the end they drive off with a
harley. (mickey o'rourke and emily!)
the movie doesn't contain a good
story but contains some real cool
erotical scenes. a soft porno.
this is NO film where you have to
be afraid to see a dick or whatever
only a few brests,... but it's really
good filmed. the sex scenes are wild
and hot as the woman actrices are
beautiful. but the film-story just
sucks. perhaps there's a lot of
symbolic toughts in this film but
i guess i didn't find any.
RATING: 5 for film story
75 for sex-scenes
40 overall! (-)
well, i hope you know now a bit
more about these few films.
of course this is an own opinion
but if the film has a story then
you know a bit more about that which
is always handy.
let's hope this chapter has (again)
enjoyed you as much as the others.
if not then do also let us know that
because we live in a FREE WORLD.
(at least for some of us it's a
fucking free world)
well, off to the next chapter boys'n
girls.
signing off chief editor 2
