Gamers Guide 09
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welcome to the 9:th issue of
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\ THE TRIAD GAMERS GUIDE /
in which you will find:
1. menu - main file -->
2. about THE GUIDE and TRIAD.
3. the games. a-l
4. the games. m-w
5. reactions - yours and ours.
6. come to the rescue.
7. an interview.
8. the wall of the mens room.
* joy left-right for pages.
* joy left-right + fire for chapters.
SHIFT/LOCK keeps the logo still!
\ THE TRIAD GAMERS GUIDE /
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sorry to give you this the 9th issue
of THE GUIDE so much later than you
have come to get used to. we just had
to get some extra days off to relax.
as a compensation, THE GUIDE comes in
this new wrapping. we had no idea that
it could grow like this, but we realy
need to be able to fit in more text.
from now on we can keep all games for
all of 4 issues.
in issue #9 are 41 games and 20 of
them are new entries. here are 5 games
which are here for the 4th issue,
since we still got new versions. -->
in this issue week
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back to the future 3 * 1
bad blood * 1
cesar * 1
cut in * 1
cricket international * 1
cynus * 1
cylogic 2
ditris * 1
domino 2
eskimo games 3
firepit 3
gilded age * 1
gremlins ii 4
imshi 2
insomnia * 1
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in this issue week
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jai alai * 1
killozapp * 1
l.a.police dep. * 1
last ninja 3 3
lotus esprit turbo challenge 3
mastermind * 1
mighty bombjack 4
narco police 2
paranoimia * 1
pick'n'pile 2
predator * 1
pure seed 3
scooby & scrappy doo * 1
silk worm iv 3
skidz 2
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in this issue week
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skull'n'crossbones * 1
star control 2
stone edge * 1
super monaco grand prix 4
take'm 3
turn & burn 3
turn it 2 4
twin morg valley * 1
v-ga * 1
vincent 4
wildfire 3
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c'mon, press it and give it a wiggle!
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about THE GUIDE and TRIAD.
\ GAMERS GUIDE / 1
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2.
about THE GUIDE
the rules
how to contact triad.
the idea behind THE GUIDE is to give
you information of all the different
versions released of a game!
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\ GAMERS GUIDE / 2
-------the well earned credits.-------
INTRO.
code : kravin
music : the dungeon master.
graphics: chorus-screen,kravin-chars
GUIDE.
original idea by INJUN INC
code : king fisher
music : the dungeon master.
graphics: chorus
TEXT ED.: rico of pretzel logic.
EDITORS : bismarck and jerry.
\ GAMERS GUIDE / 3
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games are added to the GUIDE as soon
as you send them to us. they may stay
in THE GUIDE for up to four issues
giving all a chance to appear.
we want ALL versions in THE GUIDE, but
there is no way we can hunt for them.
we need your help to send them to us.
at least we test them, but mostly we
also try to play through them. thus we
no longer accept only written reports.
versions are listed in order of their
length, shortest first, but this does
NOT reflect any ranking. NO RANKING !
\ GAMERS GUIDE / 4
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here are some rules we use.
separate pic, dox or other files are
not counted as part of the crack.
when pics are left in the game, this
is noted for fair comparison.
a highscore file is marked as an H and
not counted as a separate file. the
length is added to the crack.
added fastloader and some sort of
file-chain rroutine is noted.
complaints we have on cracks are meant
as a help for you, not to make enemies
symbols used in the \ GAMERS GUIDE /
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GROUP / CRACKER - no explanation.....
F - number of files....
L - length in blocks...
C - number of cheats...
P - picture in file....
# - dox with the crack.
H - highscore saver....
added to the game..
I - iffl routine.......
F - fastloader added...
:) indicates > - something nice ....
:( a > - something less nice
* comment on > - something .........
\ GAMERS GUIDE / 6
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if you think that a crack or even a
group is better than the others, it is
your own business. send your votes to
one of the standard mags if you like.
if we find a version to be FAR better
we may FLASH it to make you note this.
the understanding of the game and the
play value when adding cheat mode,
smart actions like a good iffl routine
cleanout of crap-code and so on, could
make us add this rare FLASH.
however, THE GUIDE does NOT rank the
cracks presented.
\ THE CONTACT CORNER / 7
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HELP!
some of us in triad are drowning in
disks. please read this to contact the
right people for the right job.
bismarck and jerry can NOT take on any
more ordinary swop contacts. we will
even have to give away some of them.
those we keep, we will of course give
the usual royal treatment.
ALL triad swoppers report to THE GUIDE
about your cracks and your other info.
send your news and reactions to your
contact and it will get to THE GUIDE.>
\ THE CONTACT CORNER / 8
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send your cracks and reactions to one
of those triad swoppers.
TRANZIIE
XXXXX XXXXXXX, XXX +XX-XXX-XXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX X,
XXX XX XXXXXX, XXXXXX
RAVAGE
XXX XXXXXXX, XXX +XX-XXX-XXXXX
XXXXXXXXXX XX X,
XXX XX XXXXXXXXX, XXXXXX
DUTCH
XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX, sorry no phone!
XXXXXXXXXX XX X,
XXX XX XXXXXX, XXXXXX ->
\ THE CONTACT CORNER / 9
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when you have an article, an interview
or just some info to THE GUIDE then
send this to bismarck. but please, no
more ordinary swopping!
BISMARCK/GAMERS GUIDE
XXXXX XXXXXX XX
XXX XX XXXXXXX, XXXXXX.
when you have some fast message or
want some info on THE GUIDE call:
BISMARCK +XX-XXX-XXXXX 17.30-21.30
ask for 'daniel' or call:
JERRY +XX-XXX-XXXXX 08.00-22.00
\ THE CONTACT CORNER / 10
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for contacting our german members look
in vinews #8. right now we are not
sure of how to advertize them here.
ALL triad contacts will take care of
your votes for vinews now that it is
part of the triad fleet.
there is no bbs working for TRIAD at
the moment and our vmbs are closed.
don't give up on us board-vise. there
is a chance you will be able to call
THE STUDIO even before school is over.
that's it folks!
the games. a-l
\ THE GAMERS GUIDE /
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chapter 3
THE GAMES A-L
this is the juicy part.
here you can see if you need to buy
a shorter intro or make more cheats
here you can see if you made a
smarter crack than those fuckers in
tri.. -something. maybe a mfiffffl
loader would be nice. kick'm.......
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\ back to the future 3 /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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triad /k-f/alfatech 8 564 +7
victims /rockstar 6 *577 +7
giant /tsb 6 588 +1
censor /c.p.ltd 5 592 *---
i+t /sting 6 592 +1
acc /thomas 6 :(594 +2
arm /robin hood ---:(1ds +12
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:(acc - level 4 crashed. at least that
one frozen. game-intro removed.
* intro in separate file
* the cd-version realy has 2 ways to
cheat, but they prefere not to show.
:(using the whole side incl. track 18
\ bad blood /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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nec+i+t /--- 77 854 +1
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a u.s. crack imported by some more
groups, but not cracked (so far) by
ohters.
\ cesar /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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acc /thomas 1 51 ---
victims /syndicate 1 60 ---
silicon /anarchist 1 61:)---
radius /chris 1 74
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:)translated into english
\ cricket international /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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sharks /zap 1 50 ---
wow /vinzz 1# 69 ---
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don't we all long to play cricket?
we'll get some guidance through the
doc-file by wow.
\ cut in /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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silicon /anarchist 1h 89 +3
chromance /mr.wax 1 91 +2
x-factor /hulk+ace+wra. 1 94 +1
titron /scoundrel 1h 96 +1
inceria /jester 1h 102 +1
tribe /trx+cpn 1 106 +3
hurricane /giants 1 108 +1
trc+tbi /don p. 1h 115 +2
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\ cygnus /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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hitmen /antiplex 10 112 +2:(
triad /alfatech 11 144 +6
acc /thomas 8 151 +3
spalters /pipifax 9p 163 ---
viktims /syndicate 1i 168 +5
radius /chris 9 177 +2
i+t /sting+maniac 2 190 +4
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:(cheat menu can't be seen on the old
model 64.
\ cylogic /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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x-factor /hulk+ace+wr. 1 45 +3
hurricane /giants 1h 46 +2:)
acc /thomas 1 47 +3
dunex /spikes 1 53 +3
sav /wizvis 1 66 +4:)
incertia /--- 42 105 +1
trc+tbi /don p. 41 106 +1:)
noice /jive 41 131 ---
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:)passwords given also.
\ ditris /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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legend+nei/--- 1 150 ---
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anyone ever heared of tetris or
weltris. now you're getting the
picture! wonder why no one else
cracked this one?
p1 \ domino /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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hitmen /cevin 1h 66 +2
light /grayzor 1h 67 +3
trc+tbi /cba v2 1h 67 +3
triad /tracer 1h 67 +2
chromance /mr.wax 1h 67 +2
dynamix /god 1h 70 +4
wow /topic 1h 70 +2
the force /gabriel 1h 71 +4
akrak /nobody 1h 71 +1
x-factor /ace+hulk+waith 1h 71 ---
-------------------------- more ----->
two versions from trc+tbi. don't ask
me why!
p2 \ domino /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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lcp /electech 1h 73 +1
arm /exx-m 1h 75 +4
trc+tbi /cba v1 1h 75 +1
dunex /exulans 1h 77 +1
ddt /blockbuster 1h 79 +1
accuracy /mr.dj 1h 84 +3
brutal /maniac 1h 96 +1
t'pau /mr.spock 1h 106 ---
bad taste /b.c.bill 1h 108 ---
the force /danny 1h 174! ---
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they say : atis/cross coded this game!
p1 \ eskimo games /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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bonzai /crush 9 * 456 +3
accuracy /mr.dj 7 * 488 ---
dynamix /god 7h 547 ---
paramount /sting 7h 551 ---
x-rated /kaschow 7 551 ---
afl+tf /max 6 557 ---
hotliine /custard+cessp. 8hf 572 ---
rruler /lanoline 8h 575 +11
legend+nei/tmbc+pwp A 8 595 ---
slime /betrayer 6 596 ---
titron /sledge 8 611 ---
x-factor /dexter 7 618 ---
action /crisp 8h 640:)---
----------------- comments ---------->
p2 \ eskimo games /
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comments
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* the short versions from bonzai and
accuracy has the intro broken out
from the game.
:)action has supplied a highscore
renewal kit.
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a kewl game by double density and a
packing-system by ivo herzeg, better
known as mr. cursor or what?
p1 \ firepit /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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triad /bismarck 1 104 +1
bonzai /enjoy 1 105 +3
action /spitfire 1 :(105 +1
hittmen /curlin 1 107 +1
dynamix /god 1 108 +3
ddt /blockbuster 1 109 +3
incoria /zibet 1 110 +1
paramount /sting+maniac 1 * 116 +2
slime /betrayer 1 120 +1
boss /hagbard 1 131 ---
pulsar /defjam 1 134 +3:(
--------------------- more ---------->
p2 \ firepit /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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titron /sledge 1 136 +1
noice /jive 1 156 ---
acc /jes+yon 1 156 ---
(p)+atc /sting+maniac 1 * 173 ---
------------------------ comments --->
the bosses version has several minor
bugs
p3 \ firepit /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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* different (p)-intros on the two
versions.
:(the game file has no intro at all.
the game intro is supplied as a
separatee file and the crack intro is
put on this file.
:(double cheats on pulsar.
:(there was no double cheat on the
bonzai version as we said in issue
#8. we do appologize for that.
\ gilded age /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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stash /godfather 9 234 +2
victims /syndicate v2 2i 239 +2
triad /king fisher 9 241 +1
victims /roy v1 2i 246 ---
x-ray /chryssagon 2i:)269 +4
silicon /anarchist 9 270 ---
hitmen /antiplex+curl. 9 286* +2
radius /chris 8 476 ---
acc /thomas 10 546 ---
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* no game intro included as in others.
:)a small help file included.
\ gremlins ii /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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light /shade 8 248 +4
fairlight /bacchus 8 251 +3
cross /atis 7 251 +2
bonzai /crush 8 255 +4
extasy /rock-* 10 259 +3
x-factor /hulk+ace+ wr. 8 260 +6
hurricane /giants 10h 262 +3
i+t /fletch 2i 268 +3
sharks /zap 2ip 272 +7
ddt /blockbuster 7 276 +8
------------------- more ------------>
p2 \ gremlins ii /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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triangle /scratch 2ip 277 +3
action /spitfire 10h 278 +3
accuracy /mr.dj 8 283 +5
vanity /sector d 10 285 +7
wow /shackee 9 296 +4
censor /p,c.ltd 7p 298 +6
hotline /custa.+cessp. 7pf 301 +3
neotech /cyber+mhz 13 1106! +5
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\ imshi /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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collision /2ny 4 133 +1
hitmen /cevin *2i 140 +7
victims /god 1i 142 +4
hurricane /giants 1i 142 +2
f4cg /fen11 1i 153 +4
razor /calvin 5 161 +3
contrast /iceman 5 166 +2
stash /godfather 5 170 +4
x-rated /inf.+ozyom. 5 178 +4
acc /thomas 5 178 +3
wow /topic 10 181 +3
tat /ayatollah 10 237 +4
* the intro removed. endscene in sepa-
rate file, but in the cheat menue
\ insomnia /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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f4cg /insomnia 1 81 ---
bonzai /enjoy 1 98 ---
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this game is a re-release!!
\ jai alai /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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trc+tbi /black hole 1# 135 +12
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trc+tbi first out and a cool version
never the less.
\ killozap /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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bad taste /bcb 18 263 +4
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well, are you satisfied now?
how come no one else has cracked this
one?
\ l.a.police dep. /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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triad /tracer 1 85 +3
hitmen /antip.+squeal. 1h 99 +6
acc /thomas 1h:(102 +4
fairlight /suckpipe+bacc. 1 102 +1
arm /ex-m 1 112 +8
joker crew/steve 1 117 +5
dunex /spikes 1 118 +5
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acc hi-score works even in cheat mode
p1 \ last ninja 3 /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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------------ tape version ------------
fairlight /GOLLUM 7# 806 +3
i+t /doc+fletch 8 887 +2
bonzai /crush 9 892 +9
hitmen /alfatech 9 943 +3
extasy /rockstar 10 1003* +3
illusion /sauron+richie 12 1004 +4
hurrican /giants 10h 1073 +3
--------------------------- more ---->
* intro included
p2 \ last ninja 3 /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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------------ disk version ------------
triad /king fisher 12# 1045 +1
x-factor /dexter 11 1057* +8
paragon /poseidon 19# 1057 +7
hotine /custard+cessp.10 1070 +4
giants /tsb 14 1091 +2
dunex /exulans+zens. 16 1093* +4
illusion /sauron 12 1102 +4
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* intro included
\ lotus esprit turbo challenge /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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i+t /fletch 2i 446 +2
x-ray /ignorance 46 462 +2
action /hok+spitfire 45f 464 +1
x-faktor /dexter 45 467 +2
f4cg /mao+adf 45 481 +1
illusion /richie+sauron 45 484 +2
nei/legend/--- 44 491 +2
hotline /custard+cessp. 3if544 +1
arm /ex-m 34 549 +3
a 451 /odin 59 556 +1
extasy /rockstar 47 628 ---
spirit /insider 57 953 ---
joker crew/--- intro inc.59 1153 ---
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the games. m-w
\ THE GAMERS GUIDE /
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chapter 4
THE GAMES M-W
this is the juicy part.
here you can see if you need to buy
a shorter intro or make more cheats
here you can see if you made a
smarter crack than those fuckers in
tri.. -something. maybe a mfiffffl
loader would be nice. kick'm.......
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\ mastermind /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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acc /thomas 1 55 ---
triad /bismarck 1 59 ---
radius /chris 1 66 ---
burp+spalt/pipifax 11 69 ---
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p1 \ mighty bombjack /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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light /shade 1 122 +2
razor /calvin 1 125 +2
triad /tracer 1 125 +2
illusion /fist+hero 1 126 +2
bonzai /enjoy 1 126 +2
fairlight /bacchus 1 127 +3
akrak /nobody+jack a. 1 130 +1
x-rated /mark 1 134 +4
hurricane /luke 1 135 +1
x-factor /ecco v2 1 135 +2
trc+tbi /xenon 1 136 +2
tat /ayatollah 1 139 +2
------------------ more ------------->
p2 \ mighty bombjack /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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akrak /sodom 1 139 +4:(
dunex /spikess 1 143 +2
sharks /zap 1p 144 +3
dominators/d-ram 1 145 +3
brutal /tch 1 145 +4
extasy /rockstar 1 147 +2
collision /2ny 1 148 +2
x-factor /ecco 1 148 +2
hotline /custard+cessp. 1p 163 +2
legend /powerplant 1 164 +3
censor /p,c.ltd 1p 165 +2
legend+nei/powerplant 1 185 +2
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:(2 double cheat!
p3 \ mighty bombjack /
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comments
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:(2 double cheat on the akrak version
made by sodom.
jack aliens helped nobody make a
shorter version.
ecco made 2 versions for x-factor for
some reason
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\ narco police /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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triad /tracer 5 269 +2
x-factor /ecco 6 276 +2
chromance /alex 5# 279 ---
arm /ex-m 5 287 +10
hitmen /tom 6 290 +6
f4cg /mao 7# 332 +2
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you surely need the dox to know what
the heck this is about!
\ paranoimia /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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silicon /anarchist 1h 82 +3
hitmen /cevin 1h 82 +3
censor /p.c.ltd 1h 82 +3
acc /tomas 1h 83 +2
triad /bismarck 1h 83 +2
bonzai /enjoy 1h 84 +3
i+t /sting 1h 95 +3
radius /chris 1h 98 +2
dunex /spikes 1h 101 +2
victimms /god 1h 107 +3
x-ray /chrysagon 1h 111 +5
(v)+empire/god 1h 118 +2
trc+tbi /don p. 1h 120 +3
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\ pick'n'pile /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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tat /ayatollah 1 :( 81 +2
triad /bismarck 1 87 +2
victims /sss 1 94 +2
i+t /bod 1 101 +2
g+p /zorlac 1 101 +2
x-ray /chrysagon 1 102 +2
hitmen /jihad 1 113 +2
censor /p.c.ltd 1 114 ---
lru/f4cg /--- 1 119 +2
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:(filled too much above $f000. the
game effects missing.
\ predator /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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victims /roy 1 159 +3
arm /ex-m 1 179 +6
legend+dmx/powerplant 1 189 +2
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p1 \ pure seed /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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triad /bismarck 1h 74 +2
giants /--- 1h 76 --
paramount /sting+maniac 1h 76 ---
hitmen /curlin 1h 77 +3
acc /thomas 1h 78 +3
dynamix /god 1h 79 +3
titron /sledge 1h 79 +1
slime /betrayer 1h 88 ---
accuracy /mr.dj 1h 91 +2
bonzai /enjoy 1h 92 +3
-------------------------- more ----->
p2 \ pure seed /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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trc+tbi /don prom 1h 97 +2
x-factor /ace+hulk+waith 1h 98 +3
brutal /maniac 1h 116 +2
noice /jive 1h 123 ---
nei/action/spitf./gadg. 1h 127 +2
ddt /blockbuster 1h 141 +2
pulsar /defjam 1h 170 +2
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\ scooby & scrappy doo /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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bonzai /cruze 2 185 +2
arm /ex-m 3 196 +6
acc /thomas 6 206 +2
i+t /xxx+sting 2 209 +4
i+t /xxx 3 230 +1
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\ silkworm iv /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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light /tycoon 2if 265 +4
extasy /rockstar 2i 266 ---
triad /king fisher 5 283 +5
x-rated /mark+wander 2i 283 +6
ilusion /richie+fist 6 285 +5
cross /atis 5 288 +2
transcom /unknow 5 309 +2
hotline /custard+cessp. 5f 318 +2
dominators/rebel+nme 5 323 +3
i+t /bod 5 326 +1
ics /wildcat 2i 332 +1
x-ray /ignorance 2i 374 +10
faces /syllinor 6 597 +4
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\ skidz /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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TRIBE /capone+termin. 1h 76 +3
contrast /iceman 1 77 +2
bonzai /enjoy 1 80 +2
x-factor /ace+hulk+waith 1 82 +3
lcp /electec 1 84 ---
x-ray /arrogance 1 92 +4
collision /2ny 1 92 +2
akrak /nobody 1 97 +4
arm /ex-m 1 97 +4
accuracy /mr.dj 1 118 +3
cavern /kashpir+roboc. 1 126 +5
bad taste /b-bill 1 126 +4
trc+tbi /cba 1 128 +2
ddt /blockbuster 1 128 +2
\ skull'n'crossbones /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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sharks /zap 2i 254 +2
triad /king fisher 2i 255 +4
paragon /hellr.+poss. 17 256 ---
vanity /section 18 268 +1
arm /ex-m 12 269 +7
f4cg /mao 3i 276 +2
dunex /exulans 11 277 +6:)
i+t /sting 2i 278 +4
(v)+empire/rockstar 20p 339 ---
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:)some nice cheats
\ star control /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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light /shade 1 103 ---
triad /spirou 1 105 ---
acc /thomas 1 117 ---
f4cg /adf 1 138* ---
legend /--- 1 155 ---
nei/legend/--- 1 184 ---
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* frozen from tape
\ stone edge /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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triad /tracer 2h# 150 +2
cross /atis 4h 169 +2
victims /--- 4h 203 +2
accuracy /mr.dj 4h 207 +3
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\ super monaco grand prix /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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triad /bismarck 1 125 ---
dynamix /god 1p 150 ---
ddt /blockbuster 1p 159 ---
hurricane /giants 1p 161 ---
arm /robin hood 1 170 ---
f4cg /fen1 1p# 171 ---
s451 /the gnome 3p 171 ---
cross /atis 1p 174 ---
action /spitfire 1p 177 ---
censor+nei/p.c.ltd. 1p 191 ---
x-ray /chrysagon 2p 193 ---
akrak /jack alien 2 195* ---
silicon /defjay - 1side ---
* passwords
\ take'm /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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paramount /sting+maniac 1 41 ---
accuracy /mr.dj 1 50 ---
dynamix /god 1 60 ---
x-factor /ace-hulk-wai. 19 65 ---
spalters /pipifax 18 67 ---
acc /--- 16 71 ---
brutal /maniac 13 79 ---
noice /jive+joshua 20 90 ---
ddt /blockbuster 1 99 ---
pulsar /defjam 1 121 ---
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\ turn & burn /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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stash /godfather 12 377 +8
silicon /anarchist 12# 380 +2
hotline /--- 2if 385 +1:)
titron /sledge 23 392 +4
wow /topic 22 410 +2
collision /2ny 22 416 +2
ics /tiger+wildc. 13 445 +1:)
chrome /devastator 12 591 +1
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:)+ passwords
p1 \ turn it 2 /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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hitmen /cevin 1 80 +2
cross /t&c 1 80 +2
bonzai /enjoy 1 82 +2
tdu+mtc /slash+maxell 1h :)83 +4
the force /gabriel 1h 83 +3
dynamix /god 1 83 +2
lcp /electech 1 83 ---
tribe /capone 1 85 +3
hitmen /curlin 1h 87 +2
trc+tbi /xenon 1 91 +2
akrak /nobody 1h 94 +2
x-rated /inf'n'ozm 1 94 ---
--------------------------- more ---->
:)a temp.aussie coop turns out nice.
p2 \ turn it 2 /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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brutal /maniac 1 97 +2
wow /vinzz 1 97 +2
cavern /cashpir+roboc. 1h:)101 +2
dominators/d-ram 1 108 +1
trc+tbi /cba 1 108 +1
tristar /madman 1 120 ---
t'pau /mr.spock 1 120 ---
ddt /blockbuster 1h 122 +2
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:)cavern is a polish group and they
translated their version into polish
i have heared polish spoken by a
friend - i am amazed they managed to
get their tanslated version so short!:)
\ twin morg valley /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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triad /bismarck 1 27 +1
lcp /elctech 1 68 +1
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\ v-ga /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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hurricane /giants 1h 82 +2
silicon /anarchist 1h 83 +6
inceria /jester 1h 89 +1
slime /bty 1h 96 +3
accuracy /mr.dj 1h 103 +4
trc+tbi /don p 1h 128 +4
titron /--- 1h 128 +2
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p1 \ vincent / -->
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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triad /king fisher 46h 548 +15
triangle /scratch 2hi 564:)+6
fairlight /bacchus 48h 587:)+5
i+t /fletch 2hi 591 +7
acc /thomas 52h 605 +3
afl /--- 49 609 +4
x-factor /dexter 51p 612 +5
x-rated /kaschow 616:)+4
triumwyrat/sylvio 55h 620 +4
crazy /jinx 52 622 +13
s 451 /odin 53 622 +5
illusion /fra.+magic m. 50 637:)+5*
sioux /--- 53 638 +9:(
titron /freddy 53 657 ---
p2 \ vincent /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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titron /freddy 53 657 ---
ddt /blockbuster 53 712 +4
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* 1 code.
:(3 double cheats.
:)intro left in game.
:)dox and pic included in the x-rated
version.
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if you have the triad version, make
sure the last level's filename has an
upper case 'X' and not the lover case.
p1 \ wildfire /
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special introduction by jerry
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i was told that this game was sent by
the programmer to antichrist for him
to sell the game to a software house.
instead of selling it acording to the
agreement, antichrist cracked it. some
people are willing to do just about
anything to get a first release!
this information was confirmed by a
close friend to antichrist.
at first we meant to exclude the game
from THE GUIDE. now we have decided to
keep it in commemoration of the work
that was stolen from the programmer.->
p2 \ wildfire /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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tat /ayatollah 1h 103 +4
cross /t&c 1 103 +3
light /gryzor 1h 106 +4
the force /gabriel 1h 107 +2
x-factor /ace+hulk+waith 1h 109 +2
hitmen /cevin 1h 110:(+3
genesis p./antichrist *A* 1h 114 +3
---------------------- more --------->
:(a minor graphix bug at level skip.
:)see comment on next page!
p3 \ wildfire /
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group / cracker f. l. c.
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akrak /jack aliens 1h 121 +4
brutal /maniac 1h 121 ---
ddt /blockbuster 1h 122 +2
cavern /kashpir+roboc. 1h 149 +3
jokercrew /steve 1h 149 +2
house des./chesoner+dmc 5h:)197 +9
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:)the hs 100% version seems to contain
more than the others that i have
looked at. didn't antichrist get the
final version? jerry.
reactions - yours and ours.
\ REACTIONS / 1
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chapter 4
the place for:
your reactions on THE GUIDE
our answers to them
our reactions on happenings.
this time there are quite a
number of pages, but i suggest
that you read it all anyway.
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\ REACTIONS / 2
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got a call from ignac of beep.
so what?? well, it only proves that
THE GUIDE is famous even in poland and
so is old man JERRY.
there is one thing that has been
buggin me as long as i can recall. now
that i work my ass off for THE GUIDE
it is buggin me even more.
why the hell do people have to fuck
around with file lengths on the dir?
maybe we should start to forget about
the versions that are 1991 blocks long
or zero blocks long? serve you right!!
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\ REACTIONS / 3
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press cbm in game to add lives? y/n
want to never die? y/n
want eternal number of lives? y/n
want to start with 99 lives? y/n
want to start with 98 lives? y/
want to start with 97 lives?
want to start with 96 liv
want to start with 95
want to start wit
want to sta
want t
by the way, does anyone understand
why the hell CHRYSAGON of X-RAY is
so mad at THE GAMERS GUIDE? jerry
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\ REACTIONS / 4
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fuck atis of cross, for calling me,
bismarck lame... usualy i don't care,
but in this case i can't keep my mouth
shut. you said that if i don't put
crosses versions into this guide i
would be lame like fuck.
1. why do you send the information on
paper? the rule is crack on disk!
2. how can GAMERS GUIDE be lame like
s'n'c? for the most part s'n'c was
a good magazine too.
3. it is not lame to list more than
one version of the same game. our
job is precisely to be a guide to
all versions. ---->
\ REACTIONS / 5
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>if you must blame someone,blame those
who make several versions.
if i left out your version of chips
challenge, i am sorry, but that is no
reason for you to call me piss-head!
maybe it's because the disc was messed
up by the post or it had a copy error
or someone had fun playing with the
amount of blocks, like 1 blocks on
every file. and don't you throw shit
in my face before you know the facts.
your version wasn't skipped for beeing
the shortest since we don't do that
whatever people may say.
this is my excuze: -fuck you!
/bismarck
\ REACTIONS / 6
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jerry says:
i was ordered to call ANTICHRIST but
i got the phone number to oliver/omg.
like aaron sez, strange!
anyway, i called. he wanted to
complain about THE GUIDE. 100% of the
information in it is wrong, he said.
he also said that we list the games in
order of their length only to appear
first on the lists. that is right, we
like to have it this way. why not? is
there something wrong about making
short cracks? we could of course -->
\ REACTIONS / 7
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list them in alphabetical order,but we
don't like that. we have asked others
about this and every one tell us to
keep it. there is no better way.
now he started complaining about TRIAD
using short intros. i reminded him
that it has been a TRIAD tradition
since we started. we still use the
intros made by MR Z and JANITOR 1987.
that is not true, he said! i was so
stunned that it took me seconds to ask
if he was calling me a liar. yes, he
said! once again i asked if he realy
was calling me a liar. he said YES. ->
\ REACTIONS / 8
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i don't like to have to pay to be
insulted so i said bye and i hung up.
this oliver must be a real beginner if
he doesn't know that TRIAD used short
intros many years before there was a
GAMERS GUIDE. anyone that expect us to
start using longer intros NOW must be
soft in his head. give us one reason
why we should BREAK a tradition we
have kept for soon 5 years.
to give antichrist a fair chance to
have his say, we will publish a letter
he sent to us after having read gg#7.
the letter arrived days after #8 was->
\ REACTIONS / 9
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spread, so we couldn't use his info.
the letter is given to you word for
word like the original. we will even
try our best not to change a single
letter by misstake. underlining and
capitals are written as flashing text.
remember: every word on the following
pages and till the next --------- was
written by antichrist. comments are
his comments. views are his views.
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now over to:\ LETTER FROM ANTICHRIST /
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\ LETTER FROM ANTICHRIST / 10
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hi, dudes!
shit, man!! what is the matter with
you guys?!
did you know that really EVERYBODY
says gamers guide is lame?! (not only
censor and legend!!) see, it is a nice
idea to compare cracks (actually since
sex'n'crime already did that in 1988).
however, most of your infos are
totally wrong! look at your stupid A
for alledged first release for
example!!it is wrong 70% of all games!
why don't you ask the americans who
really has the real first release...->
\ LETTER FROM ANTICHRIST / 11
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take a look at this: (gamers guide #7)
but the first
game: you say "A" to: release was
REALLY done by:
domino -- BAD TASTE!!!
diplomacy -- legend!!!
chips challenge action GENESIS!!!
elephant antics -- GENESIS!!!
hawkstorm -- g.k.g.!!!
oilmania -- alphaflight
quickdraw mcdraw i+t GENESIS!!!
turrican ii i+t & (p) action!!!
-->
\ LETTER FROM ANTICHRIST / 12
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do you always forget us on purpose?!
please be more careful in the future
and correct your mistakes in
gamers guide 8!
- bloods recracked elephant antics
from us!
- you always say "lame m. wiederstein"
protection... but he did NOT protect
last ninja 3. he only made the loader!
- skidz+4 was a first release of
BAD TASTE!
- acc did not have our permission to
recrack our version! (of night shift!)
- why did you not list "KILLOZAPP",
first release by BAD taste?!?trained+4
\ LETTER FROM ANTICHRIST / 13
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- bloods and ruthless recracked
turn it 2 version of genesis!
- aktie has KILLOZAPP, gyrofalcon,
skidz, etc.etc.
why do you always list alleged first
releases instead fo real first
releases? that's pure BULLSHIT!! what
would you do if from now on EVERYBODY
would ALWAYS write in EVERY intro of
EVERY crack that it's an alleged first
release??? would you list them all as
"A"? (he he...)
i have sent all information and all
cracks to aktie of triad. did he --->
\ LETTER FROM ANTICHRIST / 14
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not give you all the stuff or why do
you always forget our first
releases?!? please correct all that...
(ask aktie about it!)
remember:
genesis+project first releases in the
last few weeks: chips challenge,
wildfire, elephant antics, turn it 2,
quick draw mc draw, etc. (duotris +
starfight 1 1/2 year ago!)
BAD TASTE first releases:
KILLOZAPP, domino, skidz, gyrofalcon
prv., etc. ask the americans or read
mamba (bah! lame!) if you don't
believe me!! -->
\ LETTER FROM ANTICHRIST / 15
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why are you sorry about chromance?
their cracks ARE lame! they even
recracked sensitive from BAD TASTE!
(mr. wax sent a letter to me. he
apologised for it and put all the
blame on his original supplier. pah!
strange "original" supplier if he
recracks!!!)
-fairlight is lame! they made lame
versions of strider ii and st.dragon
and called it jewelcracks!!! their
version of viz is fucking messed up!
they re-released draconus (c) 1988 and
cluedo (c) 1990 although it was just
the european original. well, --->
\ LETTER FROM ANTICHRIST / 16
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california games was released last
week. let's see if fairlight will
crack that now... ha ha ha!!
ps. i still like gamers guide very
much! i'm just frustrated because you
always give OUR first releases to the
wrong people!!
pps. if you are more careful in the
future then all the people
(especially narc/legend, censor etc)
will hopefully stop ragging and
laughing on "lamers" guide"!
---->
\ LETTER FROM ANTICHRIST / 17
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ppps. please ask aktie to give all my
letters+games to you! i have the
feeling he didn't!
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well, that was the letter from
antichrist. sorry if i have a smug
grin on my face, but when all comes
around, obviously even he thinks we do
a good job apart from those fucking
first releases.
he asks what we would do if everyone
starts claiming first releases. hah!
that was a simple one. we skip the -->
\ REACTIONS / 18
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whole subject. if we can't do a good
job we should not be doing it at all.
for the time beeing at least, we will
drop the subject of first releases.
there is no one in TRIAD that is
interested in calling u.s. boards.
even though we have asked for help
from people who realy know the facts,
we get no such help. so, we drop it.
that is a pity. instead of helping us
make a better GUIDE we now can expect
a lot of new crackers magazines that
will show how it should've been done.
-->
\ REACTIONS / 19
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-the program houses want the previews
to be spread. that is the whole point
of them,so there is no copyprotection.
those previews are demos and THE GUIDE
is about cracks. that is why we don't
list previews.
-i am quite surpriced that antichrist
mensiones NARC/LEGEND. i thought he
had left the scene. some months ago
narc sent me a disk and i returned it
of course. that was the last thing i
heared from him. i sent one more disk
but still no answer. maybe those disks
never reached him and that is why he
is mad at TRIAD. ---->
\ REACTIONS / 20
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hey NARC, why not let JERRY know your
proper address?
-maybe cromance has a strange original
supplier who recracks games. we had
cleric and that was a realy strange
supplier. everything is possible.
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so much for our comments to the letter
from antichrist.
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\ REACTIONS / 21
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whit monday is that not a holyday in
australia? or could it be some aussies
need extra lessons in math? anyway,
the phone rang at 6 o'clock this
morning. in a far far distance i could
barely hear an aussie voice ask for me
i hung up in hope he could find a
better line. but no. after two more
times he gave up. maybe just as well.
i don't like beeing woken up that
early on a day off! aaaaaaahrghh!!!!
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da end!
come to the rescue.
\ GAMERS GUIDE / 1
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chapter 6
the interview
here you can read about all
the misstakes the famous cracker
did before he became a legend.
see him blush when he is exposed,
hear him denie all reacracking,
learn all about how to cover up
your total lack of insight!
hear it from the expert.
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\ fatal portrait / 2
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yo! todays victim is one of the scenes
best crackers for sure, let's start!!
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STARRING:
:)= otto von bismarck for gamers guide
GUEST *:
* = antitrack of legend.
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\ fatal portrait / 3
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:)hello and feel very welcome to the
fatal portrait corner.
* thanks and hello!!
:)go!
* i'm antitrack of legend of'cuz,
my age is 22 and i lives in austria.
:)when did you get into business and
how and when did you get your comp.?
* i got my c64 in 1982 as a christmas
present. i just played games the 1st
few years, but in 1986 i started >
\ fatal portrait / 4
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> learning assembler and cracking.
(there was no good book about 6502
assembler for beginners before 1985
down here in austria).
after a while of swapping software
as a groupless person, i joined TSK
in 1987. next groups were COSMOS in
1988, 711 in 1989, COSMOS again in
1990 and finally legend fall 1990.
i think i'll stay here as long as
possible.
:)aye, are you a good coder too and
why did you start cracking?
* i started cracking because i soon >
\ fatal portrait / 5
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> realized that i didn't have ze nerve
to be a good coder. after counting
cycles on my sideborder routins,
i realized that it was too much work
for me to invent or create a new
routine, d.y.c.p & stuff like that.
i realized that cracking is act-
ually much easier, because you only
have to follow what another guy inv-
ented; you don't have to invent
something of your own at all.
so that's why i specialized in
cracking: my favourite protections
are hard disk protections. of course
i can hack tapes too but i hate my
old tape recorder. >
\ fatal portrait / 6
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:)how was it cracking from cartridge
was it difficult or? and what's your
first crack.
* i have cracked "SPEEDBALL" and
"SHADOW OF THE BEATS" from CART,
and it was quite easy, especially
"shadow of the beast". "cyberball"
was a little bit irritating but
turned out to be easy too. some rom
data was totally useless you see.
my first crack was "elite" in 1985:
that's the game i had beside my
"6502 for beginners" book. it took
me a month to learn 6502 and stud-
ying elite's protection. >
\ fatal portrait / 7
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> today, elite would take me 5 min.
:)tell me about your best crack in
your opinion.
* hmmm, it must have been "shadow of
the beast" and "cyberball". i mean,
that one-sider looked great didn't
it he!!? a 627-block file with all
the levels - can anyone beat that
lenght? i'm sure you can add it to
the gamers guide list!
(yeah, it's a good crack but too old
for our lists NOW sorry, we did
list it in the first issues. /ed.)
>
\ fatal portrait / 8
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:)what about your worst crack then?
* i guess it was "buffalo bills west-
ern games", but i was urged to
release it as soon as possible.
i wanted to crunch the levels but i
hadn't time as SSD/COSMOS put me on
time pressure.
:)and your hardest crack?
* paperback writer! i really enjoyed
it! anyway i've seen some more hard
protections, and other noteworthy
ones where: zak mc cracken and the
alien mindbenders (password!). >
\ fatal portrait / 9
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> red storm rising, fish, speedball
(just cute and nasty, not hard act-
ually), timex 2.0 and timex 3.0 (cuu
uute too!) aaaand some others!
:)have you ever RE-cracked anything?
* i never re-cracked anything, WHY
should I!
:)best cracking groups nowdays?
* ikari+talent, extasy, nec/nei,
probably ils, errrrm and that's it!
>
\ fatal portrait / 10
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:)best crackers then?
* rockstar, doc, scratch/triangle,
zap/sharks (nowdays i mean!).
old ones: 1103, antiram, jedi, indy,
mr. zeropage, JANITOR & MR. Z/TRIAD.
i guess the oldies were better than
most guys today!!
:)worst cracking groups and crackers?
* well, make a list of all those
lamers and their wimpy crews in
countrys like jugoslavia, turkey,
hungaria etc. i'm to lazy to tell
you all of those lamers. >
\ fatal portrait / 11
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:)what do you use for tools?
* ANY I CAN GET! crunching:
darkforce (level-)squeezer 2.2x;
char-crunching : ebc v1.4,
larger proggys: idiots packer v2.0.
linking: link'n'crunch v2.0.
monitor: smon 6.6 - my own one,
still for sale. 37 commands, uses
only 9000-a000 on eprom. send a SAE
to my p.o.box for info, no lamers
will get it however. hardware: 1c64
hardware: 1 c64 with 1 disk drive,
dolphin dos, 4 kernals and 4 cart-
ridges (8000-a000) built in; 1 star
nl-10 printer, 1 commodore 1765 ram>
\ fatal portrait / 12
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> expansion (great!).
cartridges: magic formel, expert c-
artrige. music: hubbard editor, mus-
ic assembler.
:)what do you think about using fat or
short intros?
* you need both of them, depends on
the game, depends on the game to be
cracked. bigger ones look better,
but short ones fit nearly anywhere.
:)what about cheatmodes, double cheat?
* double cheat is STUPID. but in >
\ fatal portrait / 13
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> general, cheats are useful. most
lamers find them with their freezer
and then brag around how clever they
are, though.
:)hardest protections?
* i love the hard ones, it's the
thing i'm speciallized in! paper-
back writer still rules, but there
is a parallel filecopy in the states
that never got cracked since 1986.
i hope i'll get hold of it.
companys caring about their protect-
ions are rather rare on this side of
the globe and shoould rather be >
\ fatal portrait / 14
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> searched for in the states: digital
solution, eoa (in the old days!),
datasoft (also in the past!) and sum
few more. i can't mention any note-
worthy company nowdays.
:)what do you think about the standard
of the games nowdays?
* well, it depends a lot on the kind
of company that produces the game.
thalamus for example always prod-
uces high quality games. so does
system 3. ocean however somtimes
makes a smash hit and sometimes just
releases crap games like >
\ fatal portrait / 15
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> nightrider in the old days.
some companys only make cheap and
budget games like: virgin master-
tronics in the past, game on nowdays
so they all get what they want.
(die, game on, die! - just kidding)
:)what's your best software company,
and why?
* it's hard to chose between thalamus
and system 3, well i almost prefer
thalamus: CREATURES was sooooo cute!
and the ide: brilliant!
of'cuz rainbow arts (turrican 2)
deserve a mention too, as does >
\ fatal portrait / 16
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> origin with ultima 6.
however, thalamus is still my
favourite!
:)what do you think about the cracking
scene today? how do you wanna change
it?
* never before so many lamers were on
the 64, and what's even worse, they
are trying to show that they can be
active! wierd mags, bad cracks and
ugly demos are the result.
whole disks are just filled with
notefiles. i hate it (me too/ed.)
>
\ fatal portrait / 17
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> what i want to change is the people
who are supporting the lamers!
if lamers don't get any support,
they'd die soon.. but some asses
want's to earn money and sell games,
originals and even intros to lamers!
STOP THAT! they should b left alone,
trying to supply themselves! and if
they still remain after some years
they probably found out how!
but they don't deserve any support,
dropp them and you'll see that it
works.. no more lamers, ha!
>
\ fatal portrait / 18
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:)what do you think about speed and
quality? what's the most important?
* BOTH of'cuz! if a quality crack is
slow, it's to bad, nobody want's it
anymore (hurry up please!).
and if a speed crack isn't working,
it's a shame too! you need certain
amount of booth! however, since the
protections are soo bad, speed crack
ers with not enough experience at
all are favoured by chance.
that's bad of'cuz, because the num-
ber of fast crackers that can't do a
hard protection is increasing.
i hope for a decent protection that>
\ fatal portrait / 19
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> would piss off everyone but me and
some few others!
:)do you want to mention any group
that cracks with speed and not with
quality or the oposite way?
* geeeee, what a long quaestion!
ofcourse, i'd love to type in 100 of
group names! now but seriously.. i'm
pissed of all the groups that can't
do both speed and quality, and as a
shining xample of both speed+quality
i might mention ikari+talent! the
pure speed guys are pissing me off!,
and the pure quality guys are piss->
\ fatal portrait / 20
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> ing me off even more! the non-plus-
ultra lameness is a group that can't
supply originals by themselves and/
or starts to specialize in unprotect
ed games e.g. budget shit, and when
they are proud of themselves when
their ultrashort crack (a few blocks
shorter than anything) reaches the
masses with a delay of a couple of
weeks. it's so sense- and meaning-
less to hide yourself behind the
word 'quality' when there's no prot-
ection. (right!/ed.)
:)what do you think about the idea of
gamers guide?
\ fatal portrait / 21
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* basically, the idea is nice but
what's the list looking like? it's
overfilled with those 'quality' guys
as mentioned above who only crack
'un-protected' games. GREEEAT DEAL!
:)something more you want to add?
* yep, yep, yeeep! send your discs to
antitrack/legend
p.o. box 29
a-8052 graz
austria!
if you're lame you won't get no >
\ fatal portrait / 22
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> answer! if you're cool you gonna
send tools, e.g. musiceditors!
and if you're nice, you gonna don-
ate money for a poooor cracker like
me! hehe! if you've got taste, you
gonna send cheese, and if you are
tasteless, you gonna send yeast!
if your brain is ok, you not gonna
write your letter on rubbish-paper
and your letter won't contain any
spelling errors! got it? got you!
:)thanx for answering those stupid
questions, ok!
ende
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an interview.
\ help wanted / 1
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chapter 7
this chapter is for you
who need fast help to
get in touch with someone
or if you want help with
repairs or something
this is NO contact corner for
swopping and such. we have the
right to reject messages.
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\ help wanted / 2
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SCOTT - G+P
please write to rico/pretzel logic
again. your notefile with address
was damaged.
UNDERTAKER/???
write to jerry again and you will
get your disk back. address lost.
????????
who was that aussie ratbag that woke
me up at 6 am on a day off, only to
let me hear my name? jerry
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the wall of the mens room.
\ THE WALL! / 1
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chapter 5
this is the wall of
the mens room
here you will find a mixture
of news, gossip and slander.
when you find the little smiling
man :)by the text, you will know
this is a joke or we can't
say it is the whole truth.
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let us start with a silly story ->
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fra posten
the manager
y.m.c a.-hotel
roma 28 sept. 1981
london
dear signore direttore.
now i am tella you story wot i was
treated at your hotella.
i am a-comma from roma as tourist to
london and stay as a-younga christian
man at your hotella.
when i comma in my room i see there >
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is no shit in my bed - how can i sleep
with no shit in my bed? so i calla
down to receptione and tella:
-i wanta shit!
they tella me:
-go to the bath room!
i say:
-no, no i wanta shit in my bed!
they say:
-you'd better not shit in your bed,
you sonna-wa-bitch!
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what is sonna-wa-bitch?
i go down for breakfast into resto-
rante i order bacon and egga and two
pissis of toast.
i getta only one piss of toast.
i tella waitress, and point at the
toast:
-i wanta piss!
she tella me:
-go to toilet!
i say:
-no, no i wanta piss on my plate!
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then then say to me:
-you'd bloody wella not piss on the
plate, you sonna-wa-bitch!
that is the second person who do not
even know me calla me 'sonna-wa-bitch'
and why is your staff replying
'go to toilet' is that a modern tella?
i don not understand, please tella me!
later i goo for dinner in your resto-
rante. spoon and knife is laid out,
but no fock.
i tella waitress:
-i wanta fock!
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and she tella me:
-sure, everyone wanta fock!
i tella her:
-no, no you don't understanda me,
i wanta fock on the table.
she tella me:
-so you sonna-wa-bitch wanta fock on
the table?
get your ass out of here!
how comma this christian hotell tella
the guest in such bad manner?
so i go to receptione and ask 4 bill>
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i no wanta stay in this hotell no more
when i have paida the bill the
portier say to me:
-thank you, and piss on you!
i say:
-piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch.
i now go back to italy.
direttore, i never gonna stay in your
hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch.
sincerely
dicci elgre'
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the girl said: -please don't kill me!
and i pulled the trigger to hell......
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:)triad isn't dead as some rumours!....
spirou the sysop of future zone, left
triad, he couldn't take the pressure!
later he joined light!!.. good luck!..
akay & skywize/triad left for s451...
cleric was kicked out of triad. if you
have read one of his childish slander-
notes you understand why!
:)triad isn't dead as some rumours!....
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curlin, thunder, racoon and alfatech
ex hitmen are now in triad.
vinews #8 is allready released under
the triad lable. expect to see some
design changes comming up.............
kravin joined triad as a coder!.......
raven and tranziie joined triad to
take care of more games for THE GUIDE.
:)hysshhh, don't tell, but we suspect
that verdun couldn't stop coding after
all. he was seen tapping a key board
at jerry's place......................
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hitmen is dead and jihad started a nu
group called 'joy division', but......
living trash head left bonzai for
joy divison...........................
some lamers in belgium has taken the
name prezel logic. not only don't they
know how to spell, they don't know the
scene. piss off!......................
:)injun has quitted the scene, and is
polishing his BMW on all sparetime....
jerker from paragon wasn't kicked!
he left them when he joined the army!
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dynamix is dead, extasy is dead and...
the new group is VICTIMS:
sum members are: rockstar, drake, tmb,
god, arrogance, syndicate and a few
more!.............. good luck!........
:)deff of illusion, got a girl called
beate and she's really hot!.. phew!...
:(unl. damage in legends version does
not work either, just check it! ......
:)+:)rico/pretzel logic has met a girl!
:)will effy take a cold dip in norway?
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r.c.s and trix was asked to leave
bonzai, not kicked!...................
lethal'news #08 is out to kick!........
bloods re-cracked geenesis projects
version of elephant antics.. ha! lame!
skidz was a first release of bad taste
antichrist says: bloods & ruthless
re-cracked our turn it 2. lame!.......
acc re-cracked genesis version of da
night shift!..........................
tycoon left light for censor design...
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you know that run dmc re-cracked
triads first release of d.i.e?
he just changed the $d020-21 colors,
he also tried to relocate the trainer,
but he failed the 'press return' rutin
didn't work after his lame relocate.
shame on you sucker!..................
chromance is lame with their jewel
versions, they also re-cracked
bad tastes version of 'sensitive......
mr. wax wrote a letter to antichrist
with a excuze, he blamed on their
original supplier. what a supplier?
ixon(m?) have never been in hitmen.
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:(anyone better and are we the best
does sound nearly the same?...........
stop ripping each others cheats.......
hein design left the 64 scene!........
we saw somewhere that someone called
pariah had been denied membership in
triad. we know nothing about that.....
quite a lot of people ask triad if
they can join. the scene doesn't know
about this unless he tells it himself.
we take great pride in keeping such
things between us and our friends.....
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gamers guides all 'vmb' are down,
don't call them!......................
fabulous disaster is now a f4cg board
as noone i triad called it!...........
bloods re-cracked x-rateds t.c. racer
ayatollah of tat must use ze shortest
intro in the scene right now.
intro?: 1x1 scroll only!..............
chrsyagon of x-ray is ragging on the
guide. why?...........................
sacred noise a new music group!.......
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pimpernell will soon quit, he'll try
to sell his drives, pitty!............
guys from 'atc' and others built up a
new group called empire!
members are: extremist, problem child,
tristan (where's isolde?/ed), rich and
booze. fabulous disaster is a f4cg bbs
sonny of dominators will not show up
at the venlo meeting due some problems
with his car, pitty!..................
ixon(m?) x-manowar left the sinking
oregon and joined powers of pain.
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a group called conic started a new
magazin called 'photonia' a chapter
in that mag is called 'the wall'.
i tooked that name from the ac/dc
album called 'fly on the wall', and
not from pink floyds album 'the wall.
i don't care if they took our name,
it's always fun if someone like it!!?
and it's a bit un-usual too i think.
it's so boring and without-fantasy
with usual ones. -let's make nu!......
(well, waddaya know? i thought he was
thinking of one of those walls open
for scribbelings and graffiti. jerry)
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on the wall of issue #8 of THE GUIDE
you could read a rumour that tracer
and i had been asked to join s451 and
that we said - we are not stupid!
tracer and i (bisse) have nothing
against s451 and we are not angry that
pimpernell, skywize and akay left us
for them. all we meant was that we are
not stupid enough to leave TRIAD when
we like it here. so, no offence meant
to s 451. ok? good luck...............
terminal state is one of sweden's best
boards for the moment together with:
paradize, testure, warez aquarium and
others................................
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gamers guide was listed among 10 disk-
magz in the german mag 64'er. the rest
of you - eat your hearts out!.........
in #8 we wrote that bonzai's firepit
was a double cheated crack, that's not
true... we made an error sorry!.......
hey capone, thanx for your letter and
i'm very sorry for our misstake. of
course we care also about the unknown
groups, why should't we? everybody
have to start somewhere and we do eant
:)hero of light knocked a lamer on a
disco with only one hit!... luck?.....
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jason, savage & grab joined laser inc.
:)freddy/titron says: sledge (a skin)
can't see without his glasses.......
scoundrel/titron quitted the scene
because he got mad when the rest of
the group didn't want to pay for the
petrol when he drove them to venlo....
:)syndicate of victims released a 3-4
years old game called 'sexy puzzle'
where you bored?......................
he also released a basic game called
'movie business.......................
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:)tracer you lamer, you got me!
a revenge will come!/bismarck.........
:)bismarck was bored and stole 65 toi-
lett papers!..........................
:)watch out for the nu board for triad
called 'THE STUDIO'...................
king fisher will cut down his cracking
to get more time for demo coding.
:)bismarck is spreading a rumour that
jerry will open a triad board.......
that's all folks
