Corruption 08 ch08 Mishmash

           Mish-Mash
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 this time we will present you
the rest of the ADVERTISEMENTS,
 some funny WORLD-RECORDS and
 other senseless crap like a
POEM about the vietnam war !!!!
(may be you can soon compare it
 with the persian gulf ???)

but let's start with the addys.
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 hey GORDON/AUTHENTIC ARTS,you
 bloody bastard,next time you
 put stamps on the envelope or
   you'll get in the deepest
         trouble !!!
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REMEMBER :   never write any
             groupnames on the
             envelopes if you
             write  to a german
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...and here some funny WORLD-
     RECORDS,enjoy them !!!

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-the fattest man (still living),
 is the american T.J.ALBERT
 JACKSON.his weight is 404 kg.
 (yo bbj,just kidding willy !!)

-the smallest still living man
 is ANTONIO FERREIRA from
 portugal,he's 0,75m tall.

-the longest car ever build is
 the CADILLAC AMERICAN DREAM.
 it's 18,3 meters long and in-
 cludes a swimming-pool,3 tv's,
 a bar,microvave and the possi-
 bility to land with a
 helicopter onto its roof.

-the longest TAXI-TRIP took
 about 12133 km.it begam on the
 19.9.81 in london and ended
 after driving through 12
 countries on the 18.10.81 !!!

-in EGYPT you just have to have
 the ability to drive with a
 car 6m forward and backward to
 get your driving licence !!!

-the best sold cigarette is
 phillip morris MARLBORO.
 (correct...)

-the greatest ever produced
 CIGAR is 5,95 meters long and
 has a weight of 262kg.

-the longest name of a city is
 krungthep manahakhon bovorn
 ratanakosin manintharayutthaya
 mahadilikpop noparatratchatani
 burirom udomratchanivetmahasa-
 thon amornphiran avatarnsathit
 sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit
 which is the old name of
 BANKOG.it (should)contain 167
 letters (if you translate it,
 it would be 175 !!!).

-the smallest MAGAZINE in
 europe is the diario di roma,a
 (fan)-mag of the pope.it's
 12,7x6,8cm small.

-the first COMIC-STRIP was the
 yellow kid that was published
 on the 18.10.1896 in the new
 york journal.

-the first COMPUTER was the
 colossus that was build in
 1943 in bletchley park/great
 britain.

-the biggest COMPUTER on the
 earth is the nasf in the
 science center of the nasa in
 palo alto,california (usa).it
 costs about 100.000.000 us$.

-the STRONGEST BEER on the
 world (most alcohol in it) is
 swiss samichlaus from the
 brewery huerliman.it has about
 13,94 vol.%.
(hey,who sends us some bottles)

-the longest DANCE ever done in
 a discothec was done by the
 brithish john sharples.he
 danced anout 371 hours.

-the longest KISS between the
 amercians eddie leven and
 delphine crha took them 17days
 and 9 hours.
(not bad,really....)

-20 students from the gymnasium
 VOGELSANG in SOLINGEN managed
 it tto survive 73.15 hours of
 maths without a break.date :
 28.2.-3.3.1986 !!!
(really weird,it must be a mad
 city !!! yo stocki.)

-the longest ROCK-CONCERT took
 about 2000 minutes.33 bands
 played in augsburg/germany
 nonstop.

-the BAR with the longest name
 is the club in the raphael
 street in london/england.it's
 called 'henry j. bean's but
 his friends call him all hank
 bar and grill' !!!

   that's it with the world-
 records for this month.if you
 own one on the c-64 then just
      send it to us !!!

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  now to our poem...read it
    and think about it !!!

NAM BRAYMER
five days requiem for vietnam

monday :

the voice again,
same hollow tones,same pitch,
tabulating death like baseball
scores,
100 gassed in tunnel,80 bagged-
the ghastly figures of the new
arithmetic,
the body count by ghouls.

tuesday :

who made them crawl in the mud,
who taught them murder,
who sent them to die or even
worse to live legless or blind
or just remembering,
gutted corpses,spilled brains,
bleeding sockets,armless
children,breastless mothers ?
- and what would jesus say ?

wednesday :

what must we do before you hear
us ?
we march,teach,write,sing our
anger,paint banners in our
blood,
burn up cards that bid us to
the slaughter,
and in the ultimate scream
ignite our flash.
what must we do ?

thursday:

again and once again
the master pulls the strings,
demands consensus,and the
puppets dance.
i tremble for my country,that
we must walk with downcast
heads,ashamed.
and what will history tell of
us
who let such monstous things go
on ?

friday :

i who am not at home with
prayer find myself muttering
lord,strike them dead !
let the betrayed not go un-
avenged forever !
spain,guatemala,santo domingo,
vietnam-
how many other stations of the
cross ?