Corruption 07 ch08 Mishmash

elcome to the rubric called
MISHMASH, containing all kind
of different serious, funny,
strange, cool, etc things.
this month we've got the true
facts about CHARLES DEENEN and
MANIACS OF NOISE, based upon a
story which was written in
culture's paper-mag SHOCK #2.
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last venlo meeting (augustus
1990) one of our staff-writers
showed an article to CHARLES
DEENEN which concerned him and
his behaviour. we from "CORRUP-
TION" know him well and we
already knew that a few of the
written "facts" are false. we
asked him to tell us the REAL
FACTS about everything. we do
NOT want to kiss his ass, but
we just want to prove that
stories like this are NOT
neccesary (unless they are
totally true !!). every GOOD
magazine does a lot of research
before they come up with wild-
west stories. all the following
statements have been checked
by us.

all quoted text are the real
answers:

first the story about the
synthesizer performance. "C.D
said he had agreed to come if
all expenses should be payed
and if JEROEN TEL wanted to go
as well. after a chat with
jeroen we laughed about such a
silly question (who want to
play on a stupid copy party
for almost nothing ??). but c.d
felt sorry for this little kid
and said jeroen and he would
come. c.d said they kept on
ringing (who would take them
serious ??) and had to come up
with some excuses. luckily (??)
jeroen had a motor-cycle
accident a day before this so
called party and this was our
excuse. indeed jeroen didn't
have a scratch (although he had
a sore hand), but who cares ??"

now the adjusted and corrected
"facts" which pim wrote:

"c.d made a routine on the C64,
 AMIGA, ATARI ST, NINTENDO
 GAME-BOY and NINTENDO GAME-
 CONSOLE. the c64 routine was
 in no way ripped from any
 other existing routine. we
 don't care about you thinking
 or telling it, but just for
 the record. the raster-time
 was big because of the less
 time c.d had spend on writing
 it. if JEROEN wanted to have a
 new extension in the routine
 this had to be done quickly,
 so no time was left to do any
 improvements. also the routine
 was totally built in a way to
 accept other data from other
 play-routines and to work as
 quick as possible with it in
 certain assemblers.
 C.D wrote an amiga-driver
 which was reasonable (it did
 the work). M.O.N got more and
 more orders in that time to do
 music for amiga. c.d hired a
 guy called FREDERIC HAHN.
 after doing several try-outs
 he agreed with c.d that he did
 not qualify to do music for
 M.O.N. after a while frederic
 rang c.d asking him to do the
 music for UNREAL. frederic
 also said c.d had to use his
 routine for it. c.d (and R.O)
 used frederic's routine to do
 the ingame tunes. frederic
 afterwards agreed that c.d
 could use his routine to do
 future planned pieces. c.d
 also improved the player on
 some points and at the moment
 frederic is writing an editor
 for the play-routine. all that
 crap about hiring frederic,
 getting legal rights and
 kicking is pure nonsense. ring
 frederic hahn if you have any
 doubt about this. sound-fx-
 play routines were written by
 c.d".

"C.D never kicked JEROEN TEL
 out of M.O.N., but it was time
 to split up. jeroen was
 getting slow (it took him 4
 months to do BAD BLOOD music)
 and c.d got tired of all the
 responsibilities and all the
 paper-work (most of the time
 until late at night). jeroen
 indeed made a new player for
 the c64, but this one was
 designed to forfill jeroen's
 needs only. yes, this means
 shorter raster-time, but it
 had nothing to do whether
 jeroen needed c.d or not".

"SHOCK magazine stated that c.d
 never had any contracts with
 software companies. at this
 time C.D picked some contracts
 out of an index and showed
 them to us. MANIACS OF NOISE
 was a registered firm (unless
 some so called music-companies
 like LORDS OF SONICS). it is
 useless for stupid 16 year old
 kids to sign contracts. they
 aren't legal anyway. the
 reason why M.O.N was a legal
 firm is not the software
 industry, but the company's
 presentation video's. video-
 production firms want to be
 insured of delivery. if you're
 not registered (in holland one
 has to registered at the cham-
 bers of trade "KAMER VAN KOOP-
 HANDEL") they can't execute
 any contract in case of non-
 delivery etc. software com-
 panies want to be insured that
 one delivers the music (or
 soundeffects) within the given
 time-limit. if one fails, they
 can declare all the costs they
 had. in other words: M.O.N.
 had to pay for delivery screw-
 ups. also these contracts
 secured us of being paid. if
 companies are not willing to
 pay their debts, you can ask
 for total sell-out of such a
 firm, but only in case you're
 a registered firm as well.
 oh, anyone out there who is
 still thinking c.d. made this
 story up, ask c.d if you can
 see some contracts. he'll
 show them to you.
 if pim is familiar with all
 the leading software firms,
 he must know of the contracts
 and agreements. ask software
 firms like MICORPHOSE,DINAMIC,
 ORIGIN,INTERPLAY,HEWSON etc.
 they will tell you all the
 details about it. yeah pim,
 life is a bitch, or not...."

"the choice of music depends on
 the taste of development
 manager. their is only one
 software firm who let the
 programmer decide what he
 wants; DOUBLE DENSITY. but off
 course, our LITTLE PIM/LOUDNES
 made a trillion soundtracks
 for games and knows all the
 details. it is true that the
 choice of music depends on the
 budget from the software firm,
 but that's a lucky guess."

"a long time ago, c.d did his
 music editing with a P.C,
 using a modified p.d.s system.
 but after 3 weeks it was more
 a pain in the ass than any
 help, so everything has been
 sold to somebody in venray,
 holland. name and address can
 be obtained by c.d"

"in the end NERD PIM wrote
 something about soundeffects
 on the c64. he said c.d does
 not know how his routine works
 and that the effects are based
 upon pure luck. well, we don't
 know if pim has counted all
 the soundeffects c.d made in
 last few years, but the number
 is more than 2000. if somebody
 did more than 2000 good
 soundeffects, you have to
 admit that such a person knows
 what he's doing. although
 most unnatural complex sfx are
 test and trial soundeffects,
 everyone who has done soundfx
 for games knows that the
 ring-modulated sounds are the
 difficultiest ones to do,
 especially when you just start
 experimenting with them. but
 why should ZZAP c64-magazine
 write "this sword-clang is the
 best thing i've heard on the
 c64 so far, it's even better
 than the BARBARIAN one" in
 their 'MYTH' review if c.d
 did it 'just on pure luck'.
 but just in case; anyone who
 wants to know exactly how the
 c64 routines work can write
 to c.d and ask. if pim
 obtained the info about this
 from R.OUWEHAND than it's not
 his fault. indeed c.d didn't
 know exactly anymore how the
 c64 play-routine worked when
 explaining it to the kiddo
 r.ouwehand. if you keep in
 mind that he didn't do any
 work on the c64 since a YEAR,
 it's not such a miracle.
 everybody who's interested can
 buy the soundeffect and music-
 editor from DIGITAL MARKETING
 starting from november 1st.
 off course the player is the
 same thing as always, but the
 editor is something completely
 different this time. both
 editors are designed to make
 full use of the c64, and
 giving you every option you
 need. examples: none of the
 editors until now had a
 function to save the source-
 code of a player and the data
 to an assembler. this time
 it's not you being a slave of
 an editor, but the editor
 being a total slave from you!!
 please ask any further details
 to DIGITAL MARKETING GERMANY".

if any disk/paper-magazine
wants to write a beefy story
about any person and which is
in any way false, just forget
it. CORRUPTION will write the
real background story again !!
also if any disk/paper magazine
get hold of a "story", please
CHECK IT OUT first and try to
ask honest people if it's true
or not. hey shock, if this pim
person is polite, let him make
excuses to c.d.

a couple of other facts:

- C.D is going to work for a
  firm called INTERPLAY (pro-
  ducers of games like battle
  chess and dragon wars) doing
  players, music, game-routines
  etc. on all available home-
  computer and game-console
  formats (mainly fm-towns, p.c
  nintendo and cd-tv).
- JEROEN TEL is going to work
  for a firm called ICONOTEK
  doing music and games for a
  new gaming-system called
  PRIVATE EYE. he is going to
  a 2 month course first to
  learn the new hardware.
- JOHANNES BJERREGAARD is doing
  music on amiga for his
  friends only. he's also
  playing in a JAZZ BAND, so if
  you're in kopenhagen
  (denmark), visit one of the
  jazz-clubs in town.

MANIACS OF NOISE STOPS ALL
ACTIVITIES ON THE 30TH OF
OCTOBER IN THE COMPUTER-SCENE.
maniacs of noise will have a
name-change in the video-promo
world.

watch out for the new style in
house music called 'FLY-HOUSE'.
first hit single will be 'this
job ain't done' by the BOYS
NEXT DOOR. ready for release in
mid september.
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to all magazines: please check
first all facts before relea-
sing stories which are not
true. others don't release such
a story. it's just for the mags
own advantage.
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so...here is the rest of the
addresses.as you have already
read there was no memory left
for the wanted corner !!!

(removed)

now an article by HELTER-
SKELTER / ATG :

     lamer group at large
     --------------------
a new lamer group out -> FLOP !
yeah...you can guess what this
motto is ...'our name says it
all'.
now i've seen groups such as
LRU and LOP put out so-so up to
date (meaning the current year
wares).
but the lamers in flop are
really lame as you can also
probably guess.yes,they use
lame INTRO-MAKERS and not like
lru or even lop these lamers in
flop not only rerelease wares
but they release shit that is
two and three years old.not to
mention shitty shoot'em up
games !
only in america you say ?
well,if that is the case,for
god's sake,don't even move here
or plane to live here for that.
but seriously why would anyone
want to be labeled a lamer,let
alone he in,or associated with
a lame group ?
the answer then lies within
these lame BASTARDS who....
1)claim they are elite.
2)try to do us a favour by re-
  releasing shit already out.

puh...give us a break,people
like this (as lame as flop)
should be shot.

why did god waste such good
recycable flesh on people like
this ?

i guess we'll never know,but
until then...don't waste your
time by d/l flop shit because
their name says it all !!!