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EDITORIAL... welcome to the even 7th edition of CONDOM - the musical magazine... we want to apologize for the delay 1st and 2nd for the rather bad issue but if you live in the northern hemisphare and look out of the window,you may be see a bright sun shining from the sky! and this means SUMMER! and that means that we dont have that big lust to sit all day behind computer...thanx for your understanding... the staff looks like this now... ROUGH/CHROMANCE,JAKE/PULSAR,SKANARCHIST /DEPREDATORS and free workers... IMBECIL and ZWERG! our regards and thanks to all our con- tacts and friends esp... TOM+DENSE/TRINITY,SODOM/AKRAK,NOTHING- FACE/SPHERICAL(still in?),THE WHOLE CHROMANCE GANG,blockbuster/depredators, scatter/pulsar,sabine,christina,karina, trow doof,jan and all da rest in town! HOW TO REACH US for anykind of music... XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX the next edition will be released in september(91!),because of the summer- break! credits to those who made all bull... £ if you want to meet one of us be there IMBECIL (fuerteventura,a island on the westcoast of africa belonging 2 spain!) ROUGH 18-21.july,nuernberg,germany and also someday in austria! maybe also italy,france+spain! don't wonder that there's nothing from jake,because we are not angry about th at because he nearly made the last iss ue alone... enjoy this one or reset! ROUGH/CHROMANCE
TOUR DATES ELVIS COSTELLO 20.07 hamburg ZIGGY MARLEY 14.07 hamburg NATIONALGALERIE 11.07 hamburg 12.07 koeln 13.07 koeln NEVILLE BROTHERS 28.07 hamburg 29.07 berlin 30.07 koeln 31.07 muenchen SIMPLE MINDS 12.07 hamburg 14.07 koeln JIMMY SOMERVILLE 12.07 fuerth 15.07 frankfurt £ ROD STEWART 12.07 mannheim 25.07 berlin LITTLE RICHARD 14.-25. 09. september STING 14.07 bremen 17.07 neu-ulm PLAN B 27.07 osburg and i have no bock anymore...it's sum- mer time and weather is fine! so forget all these crappy tours and go out party fuck and booze... a little hint...HARD ONS come through germany in september!!!!!!
CHARTS... here are some special charts from us... MOST FUNNY SONG... 1 BLUE KILLA HEI,HEI,WICKIE! 2 THE FIRM STAR TREKKIN' 3 WALTER ELF PETER IST EIN ARSCHL. 4 anthrax friggin in the riggin 5 hans soellner alle samma wichser! 6 tote hosen azzurro 7 toy dolls nelly the elephant 8 no fx new boobs 9 anthrax i'm the man 10 ? little dinosaur we could display a lot of more,but i think this are the quite funniest (which came to our minds!) SHITTIEST GROUP... 1 new kids on the block 2 vanilla ice 3 blue system/modern talking 4 jason donavan 5 bros 6 sandra 7 david hasselhoff 8 kylie minogue 9 liza minelli 10 michael jackson yeah,buy this and live a happy life ! £ that's it for today...i already apolo- gized in the editiorial for bad issue.
NEWS (dont expect too much!) ---- here's a little list of these brad,who will soon release a new record... faith no more! red hot chili peppers! bad religon! hard ons! and many more! JUST RELEASED BUT TO LATE TO TEST... tankard/fat,ugly+live! panthera/cowboys from hell new model army/raw melody man inspiral carpets/the beast inside(#1!) gun's n roses (illusion 1+2!)-2 nu lp's arts and decay/razor-blade manfred mann/plain's music mano negra/king of bongo(cool sound!) £ neutron 9000/walrus (good techno band!) hans soellner/bayerman vibration (yeah,hans soellner,live!) alice cooper/they stoopid! cathy dennis/move to this this is it for today,we are pysching off klingonz (go johnny,go,go,go!) that's x-tremely funny sound for hot days...
CORDREVIEWRECORDREVIEWRECORDREVIEWRECOR this time we didn't get that many re- cords as last month,but be sure that we tried our best... NO FX/RIBBED... the 1st time i saw this record in the wellknown recordstore WOM,because it has a funny cover,like the package of a CONDOM!!! in big size of coz! i of- course had to listen to it and from da 1st minutes...BRILLIANT! they play a kind of melidious hardcore. a little bit softer than BAD RELIGION,but MORE in the funnier side of live! songs li- ke THE MORON BROTHERS,NEW BOOBS or WHE- RE'S MY SLICE? make you feel happy on a raining day...that's pure funcore! the voice sounds like a queeky little boy and is so cooool...EVERYBODY likes this record,even my sister,who normally likes to hear puke like mc hammer or klf... BUY IT(you wont regret)! 95% PRIMUS/SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE you maybe know their first album,which brought them the cool reputation of be ing a hardcore jazz mad one band,to be honest i dont know the first album and i only know this one and buid it with a lot expectations,but except some str ange effects which make you smile there is no good on the vinyl! only strange sounds with stupid but funny voice! i wouldnt buy it again... rating 43% KLINGONZ/BLURB if you are a psychobilly you sure know this band and you must admit that they are FUCKIN' great! this album is not that good as their others,but you can buy it nevertheless. sonx like TOO DRU- NK TO FUCK or MADNESS IS A STATE OF MI ND make you feel groovy. a really nice one... rating 74% KLINGONZ/FLANGE yeah,this record is so absolutely ass kickin' awesome! it's for sure THE best klingonz album there is.the best ones are the ruling ones like DANGEROUS HAIR CUT and TORMENTED+GONE BAD and the co- ver sonx GREAT BALLS OF FIRE and JOHN- NY B.GOOD E ... get this lp! rating... 90% over to some ska articles by SKANARCHIST the first one for today is an ep by the local ska group BLUE KILLA,which he had already 2-3 reports in this magazine ab- out.it's title is COWBOY and features the songs SKASHIP ENTERPRISE,COWBOY BEAT GENERATION and the best of'em 4... WORKER'S DREAM... RATING... 87% for the second and last for today there is the band SKAOS also from bavaria with their lp CATCH THIS BEAT! there r people,who think that skaos is shitska but that's not my opinion,they are for sure not the best skaster band,but dey have some funny sonx like oh sally or jungle beat! the best of'em is the cool song BETTER BEWARE...skavaria! rating...73% here is ROUGH again to bring up some dancefloor tests also sponsored by our grateful MR.WAX... YBU/KEEP IT UP! you hear the start the first and you think...UNBELIEVABLE! the intro of this song is so cool. so great! but after da first seconds the great bass effect goes partly away and a boring female voice comes up...could have been better guys! rating...66% CYBERSONIK/TECHNARCHY nice title of this song and that's how it sounds.pure technorhythm from the fine side! little popperpigs wont like it,but in my opinion it's a fine one! rating...76% 2 BROTHERS ON THE 4TH FLOOR/ I CANT HELP MYSELF this is a chartlike song like every- thing else aroun nowadays. i dont wanna loose words about this record. hear it by yourself! if you are still stupid enough you still will like it...me not! rating...34% MC FIXX IT/ROCK THE DISKOTEX another chartbreaker,isn't it? sounds like everything else nowadays! a little bit better than the average dance floor tunes...check it out! rating...55% TRAGIC ERROR/UMBADA if you hear this first you think"SNAP?" but it's a little bit different than them,even more african effects in the song than snap,but nearly same rap voic e and female singer's voice...funny! rating...62% some more techno + hiphop tunes tested by chief dj ROUGH supplied by MR.WAX! CLUBLAND...PUMP THE SOUND this song is one of the nowadays very popular dancefloor songs with rapvoice it wouldnt surprise me if this song gets a hit,it has a nice rhythm and a good rapper voice.the female singsang is also not bad... rate...69% JIVE HOUSE...YO BABY YO! hm,strange tune,cool effects all over the dancetrack,but it doesnt convince perfect,the whole song you get effects blown up like a rap voice,a strange (ofcoz female) lyric and somemore things...a clubtrack,not for public made,but also nothing special rate...64% TKA...CRASH hm,this song convinces me more,it's rhythm is veery danceable,with some ripped effects from different pop sonx very poppy chorus,sounds laaaaameee! hm,somehow my tape must have fucked up it sounds so strange,shit! hope i can repair it...fixxed it! it was the head of the stereo tower...ah,the rating of CRRRAAASH is still missing... 72% MOZ-ART+MASTER FREEZ...LET THE MUSIC MOVE ME i'm back with new track,yo,the name of the project sounds very shitty,but the song is not bad,but dont x-pect much! it's again...male rapper voice,female chorus and mixed-in f-fects (e.g. some strange moaning?!) slowly this pisses me off,all these song sound nice but NONE like is that good...snorch! rate...58% 808 STATE...IN YER FACE yeah,new tune,new brilliance! it's ab- solutely assskickin'...! cool intro, xtra cool bassline+effects! they show the little pseudos how it goes...hehe! you simply cant hold your feet while this track is ranning...in yer face is a damned cool tune,people who like dis kinda direction,go and buy the LP! ratez...86% BOMB THE BASS...LOVE SO TRUE oops,strange,didnt i hear that bomb the bass renamed? or is this song may- be an old one? anyway this is ofcourse a song styled in the way of the new bomb the bass,slow rhythm,good female voice,no shitrapper,it's not that bad but i prefer the legends BEAT DIS and SAY A LITTLE PRAYER from these guys! 'you've gimmen love...' dudeldudel! ratez...68% at last a few single tests by ROUGH! DIE KRUPPS/machinery of joy as far as i know they were a ndw band in their beginning,but they went on be coming a nice modern technodance crew! it's nice to dance to but no shocker at all rating...75% RAIN/a taste of rain this is typical indierock came first to my mind when i heard this tune and that is what it is,peopl like this more soft er side of independant music will like for me it's not more than average rating...60% SWANS/love will tear us apart a nice cover song from the swans,very melidious,slow and with a good deep male voice! i think the original is fr om ultravox or joy division! i can't remember anymore...it's a nice one! rating...76% BLUR/there's no other way by listening the first time to this so ng you think 'baeh! another pseudorave band!' but...listen it more often and you will the own effects of this song! it's has a great refrain and some real good instrumental effect rating...81% RORSCHACH/killer's nose dive this is some strange mixture of rave indierock and skatemusic! first to say you MUST hear this song more often! if you only listen it 2-3 times,you wont hear all these little effects,but you will like at once,it's the excellent guitarre solo at the end of the song! it sounds sooo great! rating...73% SISTERS OF MERCY/lucretia this one is an old song from their lp floodland and i must say 'shame on sis ters!' no black feeling,no groove,no beat! simply crap! where are these good songs like MORE or the classic THIS CORROSION! only the name sisters holds this song back from getting a worse rating...41% BILLY BRAGG/sexuality if you only listen to the musical qual ity of this song,you wont like it! but the singer is very funny and the text is a little bit stupid,but if you think about also very intelligent! a song for funny natures... rating...62% INSPIRAL CARPETS/please be cruel after their absolutely asskickin' 1st album they are back with their 2nd one called 'the beast inside'! i awaited a lot from these brilliant ravers,but th- is first single from the album doesnt seem to be that kickin'! to be honest it's very boring...no melodious love or cry effects...no dancesound! boring! rating...57% ALICE DONUT/rise to the skin a hardcore band from new york this is sounds a little bit like dead kennedys but only a little! some cool speed but nothing special! listen first to it b4 buying... rating...62% SMASHING PUMPKINS/siva yo,this is a cool song! a strange mix- ture of indie,techno and hardcore elem ent make a really cool sound of it! i maybe get the lp for the next edition! and then we'll know about them by then! a good hint for people who already ev- erything(hi jake!) rating...73% THE MOCK TURTLES/and then she smiles oops! sounds like ninja turtles,but is even more shit! that should be indie sound? it's crap! pure popcrap! forget this at once,help! rating...31% £ LES THUGS/i love you so you know these guys?? nooooo???? noo?? then you should know! they play a cool style you can describe as speed indie! very coooool! the song is always fast and but also rhythmnlike,kick it in your tower for good pogueing crowds... rating...81% CHRISTIAN DEATH/zero sex hm,this kind of music even surprises me! the effects and drumrhythm are very good,but the voice and texts of the si nger sound like biiig shit! maybe it's his own special style and sure there r guys,who love this(hi sodom!),but it's not my favourite rating...72% that must it be for today!
you entered the concert report chapter EL BOSSO and THE PING PONGS (SKA!) 16.6.91 munich -babalu- do ya know EL BOSSO? -no- but ya should know him and his PING PONGS.they play a mixture between ska,reggea and rock- steady.it's the right thing for ya fee ts.at june,the 16th,my friends(cane, reithi and lars) and me(zwerg) went to da BABALU,where el bosso got a gig. at 21 o'clock we were let in and we wo ndered why there wasn't any control. we had to pay 15dm and one of the ping pongs,his name was PROF.RICHIE,said he- llo to us and we talked a bit. inside the babalu we began to fell ill,not cau sed by bad music,by the high prices of beer.after an hour the band went on the stage and began playin' very high qual- ity SKA.they are one of da only ska- bands which sing GERMAN text.they are very political because they sing AGAIN- ST FASCISM and for SKANARCHY(ed.yeah!). but back to da concert we had been.they played all their best songs like 'immer nur ska','katherin','wo ist diese sta- dt?' and 'touri' first we didnt dance too much because there weren't so many SKASTERS at that concert.i think there had could be much more fun if it had been crowdy.but we danced a lot and we did the SKATRAIN(ed.rules!) to 'mafia tanz'. el bosso kidded MC HAMMER'S 'feeling' (the pepsi-ad!). all in all he and prof.richie did a lot of funny joke between the songs.so it was a VE RY great evening and after we bought some faszines we went home by train at 0.00 o'clock. address...c/o EL BOSSO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX report by ZWERG... ARTS AND DECAY in magrathea/munich... SKANARCHIST/DEPREDATORS,me(rough) and some girls went to this shit,when we entered there were a lot of cool guys (indies,psychos,HARDCORISTS,skasters) and they played great music,so i ex- pected a lot of FUN.but...the fun was gone when the band started! it was mega shit indie crap,no speed nor good melo dy...bwark! i dont wanna loose more wor ds coz this was 4 sure the worst conc- ert i've ever been on.also skanarchist was pissed off.the whole crowd shouted 'stop! stop!' and when they did all cr ied 'yeaaaaaaah!' cool or what?! /rough BAD RELIGION,THEATERFABRIK on the 23/06/91 yeah,the day after i'm sitting here to report about this asskickin' concert! but let's start from the beginning... me(ROUGH!),my girl-friend christina, zwerg,imbecil,3 other boys'n 1 girl went very early to the place because the entrycards were only sold that eve ning (no VVK?!).the sqare in front of the hall was overcrowded of punk,hard- corists,metallers and all the other ru ling posses...QUITE GREAT FEELING!!!! the foregroup was a DEATHMETAL band cal lled NO TWIST...comment shitsound! but the last song another singer entered da staged and did sum cool hardcore job to fire the crowd! a little crowd was al- ready pogueing,but we had to hold back our power,hehe! in a little break we fetched some posters from the wall (eg a MEGAKEWL gwar poster,huahua!) then the band entered the stage and... then the SINGER...the crowd shouted... YEEEEEEEAAAAAH and the 1st song they played was 'MODERN MAN'! from their la test studio album AGAINST THE GRAIN! phew...i pogued the first 4-5 songs th rough the big hall and was sweat and dead after that,yeah! imbecil couldnt pogue coz he had an injured foot(hehe, schadenfreude!). later on ZWERG came down and we both pogued down the hall! so extremely cooool... they played sma sher after smasher and the folx pogued and stage dived like hell,between the songs the singer sometimes INTERVIEWED a stagediver and kidded him a little bit.he asked if he wants to hear HOLI DAY IN KAMBODIA and all cried 'yeeaah!' the first tacts of the song were play- ed and then he said 'stop! i even dont know this song...hahaha' fooled ya! then we TRIED to stagedive,even my girl friend christina did.but some guards we re trying to hold us back,so we climbed under stage to the other side.a certain guy called REITI climbed the stage and jumped in the crowd,i went up wanted to dive,but some assfuckin' guard kicked me back in the crowd...oops! we tried over and over to enter the stage but im possible...some hard guys managed it an yway and one of'em kicked me while stag e diving with his boot in my face... ooergs,damaged feeling! so we turned of f to pogue and mosh! they player around 1 1/2 hours all of their great sonx th rough although some of'em like UNACCEPT ABLE and QUALITY'N QUANTITY was left out...fuck'em! but dey brought a song,i think it was called TOMORROW,from their SOOOON COMING NEW ALBUM BEING RELEASED in SEPTEMBER(!!!!!). get it,folks! now it's 11.15 am monday and i should sit in skool now but i dont give a fuck! i hope i brought you a good feeling ab out the greatness of this concert...all in all...THE FUCKIN' BEST OF EM ALL! £ result...2 through sweated shirts,a big thirst,an injured arm(ouch!),hurting bo dy,dirty highlanders but A DAMNA LOTSA FUN! /that's it,folks!
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the upcoming text is in german and an proclamation AGAINST NAZIS! (c) antifa,munich! HESSLICHE ZEITEN BRECHEN AN !?! schaut nicht weg! wehrt euch! greift ein! verhindern wir NAZIS den fascho-aufmarsch RAUS! in wunsiedel am 17.8.91 fuer eine kaempferische-phantasievolle entschlossene ueberregionale demo!!!!! wir sind nicht nur fuer die dinge ver- antwortlich,die wir tun,sondern auch fu er die,die wir widerstandlos hinnehmen. KEIN FUSSBREIT DEN FASCHISTEN !!! deshalb:RAUS AUF DIE STRASSE UND AUF NACH WUNSIEDEL !!! wunsiedel-seit vier jahren ist dort ru dolf hess(hitlers stellvertreter) ent- sorgt-hunderte von alten und neuen na zis(LETZTED JAHR WAREN ES CA.1200) pil gern am 17.8,dem todestag von rudolf hess nach wunsiedel-sie zeigen ihre menschenverachtende fratze,bekennen si ch zum dritten reich und zur faschist- ischen idelologie und versuchen es off- en auf der strasse zu vermittlen-welche dimensionen wunsiedel hat,drueckt sich vor allem an dem stellenwert,die es fu- er die faschos hat,aus und an der "ver- aenderten" situation/realitaet,die uns tagtaeglich konfrontiert und dort einen "symbolischen" hoehepunkt moeglicher- weise erlangen wird! es reicht nicht aus sich in kneipen od- er sonstwo ueber die scheiss-faschos aufzuregen und es dann dabei zu belas- sen.jede(r) weiss in etwa,was sich in deutschland,vor allem in der ehemaligen ddr abspielt.mensch kann es ja tagtaeg- lich sogar in der zeitung lesen. ES WIRD ZUR KENNTNIS GENOMMEN,dass immi grant(innen) bedroht,zusammengeschlagen und ermordet werden.dass schwule,lesben frauen,punx,linke...und alle die 'un- doitsch' aussehen regelmaessigen ueber- faellen ausgeliefertt sind.ES WIRD ZUR KENNTNIS GENOMMEN,dass rassismus legal- isiert(sondergesetze gegen auslaender) wird.dass revanchisten,rassisten und "lebensschuetzer" salonfaehig werden. ES WIRD ZUR KENNTNIS GENOMMEN,dass fa- schos sich organisieren,sich formieren und immer oefters oeffentlich in ersch einung treten.ES WIRD ZUR KENNTNIS GE- NOMMEN,dass... £ so,genug gejammert!!-wir sind'ne ganze menge,die was gegen deutschtuemelei, gegen die faschisten,gegen die situat- ion hier in deutschland haben.wir mues- sen nur unsren arsch hochbekommen und GEMEINSAM was entgegensetzen.ueber- lassen wir den faschisten nicht die strasse!!! die ueblichen parolen entfallen! wir be lassen es bei SLIME! "ES IST NICHT MEHR WEIT,BIS ZUM 4.REICH" + DEUTSCHLAND MUSS STERBEN,DAMIT WIR LEBEN KOENNEN ANMERKUNG VON ROUGH/CHROMANCE... hallo leute! lasst euch dass mal durch den kopf gehen! man braucht nicht anar chistisch oder links eingestellt zu se- in um etwas gegen nazis zu machen.die "tolle" csu/cdu predigt nur immer gegen etwaige gefahren,aber sie macht NICHTS!
well,for the bullshit corner there's nothing ! we wrote down some jokes,but somehow they got lost! after 8 days of sunshine,it's raining today,so it's good time to sit behind the computer. anyway it could be that this is the LAST edition ever because we are bored of making this magazine,but probably we go on in september,when we have again enough power to fulfill our mission...
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