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DOMCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMC MCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCON CONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCONDOMCOND yeah...the fifth edition of our music magazine is in your drive... and i wish you a lot of fun with it! remember that everyone can take part in this magazine! the staff of this edition is... ROUGH /HITMEN ebm,hardcore,hip hop JAKE /PULSAR indy,hardcore,punk IMBECIL / - hardcore,thrash,death free workers are...creep + sodom/akrak! if you are interested too be a member of this staff dont be shy drop us a lett er (and some texts) at our new address: CONDOM (no name!) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX for news,reports,special stories or your personal charts... if you want to get the condom monthly contact jake/pulsar in the address corna thanks for help in this edition to... the whole staff,creep,sodom,nothingface, zwerg,vroni,michi and everybody else who likes GOOD music! we feature in this edition... -a lot of tour dates -some international charts -news of the ebm and hip hop scene -a lot NEW AND COOL record tests -a FEW addresses...please people send us something about music if you like... -reports about following concerts... DAS ICH ALIEN SEX FIEND MEGADETH FRONT 242 + A'GRUMH -a few BEST crack versions of actual games -in the bullshit corner a lot of bull + jokes and something more... expect for the next edition e.g. a re- port about SISTERS OF MERCY concert! so keep it up,waves! £THE NEXT EDITION IS GOING TO BE RELEASED... somewhere in april/may! ciao from ROUGH/HITMEN
JESUS JONES march 13. koeln 23. lille 14. frankfurt 24. brussels 15. munich 26. eindhoven 18+19. italy (somewhere) 27. amsterdam 22. paris JANE'S ADDICTION march april 17. amsterdam 02. pisa 18. ghent 03. torino 20. duesseldorf 06. barcelona 21. berlin 07. madrid 24. vienna 25. munich 26. ljubljana 28. modena 29. rimini 30. roma replacements march 22. amsterdam 01. berlin 23. utrecht 03. koeln 24. groningen 04. frankfurt 26. gottenburg 05. munich 27. stockholm 28. malmo 29. copenhagen 31. hamburg chris isaak march 17. munich 18. duesseldorf 19. utrecht 24. brussels throwing muses march 16. utrecht 25. lyons 17. eindhoven 27. brussels 18. amsterdam 28. frankfurt 20. lille 30. hamburg 21. paris 31. duesseldorf 22. rennes 24. martigny STING june july 22. paris 03+04. berlin 23. metz 06. frankfurt 25+26. zurich 07. werchter 27. linz 09. copenhagen 29. freiburg 10. stockholm 30. koplenz 13+14. milton key. MOTORHEAD march 12. ruhrsdorf 22. lyons 13. strassburg 23. paris 14. zurich 24. rennes 16. chemnitz 25. tours 17. suhl 27. toulons 18. neubrandenburg 28. nice 19. rostock 30. mulhouse JUDAS PRIEST march 12. lyons 15. annheim 16. brussels 17. paris 31. dublin carter, theunstopable sex machine april 03. groningen 29-5. italy+france(?) 05. haarlem 08. marberg 06. apeldoorn 09. koeln 08. hannover 10. heist op den berg 09. kassel 11. utrecht 13. enger 14. berlin 15. frankfurt 18. linz 19. vienna 20. graz 21. zargeb 22. beograd 26. geneve 27. fribourg 28. lausanne the oldest kidz on the block (this mag shouldn't contain any emotion -al speech. but when i see this name i cannot hold myself : i simply have to vomit all i ate for lunch ... uugh. .. wuerg ... blaeaehh ... gluck ...) here come the dates... be sure : WE won't go to this one. april may 23. berlin 01. munich 24. bremen 05. nuernberg 26. stockholm 06. zurich 27. kiel 07. mannheim 28. frankfurt 08. stuttgard 10. cologne 11. dortmund ??. rotterdam john cale march 12. munich 19. berlin 13. mannheim 20. chemnitz 14. duesseldorf 22. linz 15. muenster 23. innsbruck 17. bielefeld 25. vienna 18. hannover 26. grov TOUR DATES MARCH/APRIL +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- some infos... 1.we had so many dates that we only put march/april dates in this chapter! 2.we are sorry that 90% of the dates are german but we have problems in catchin non german speaking countrie's tour dates -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ PHILIPP BOA AND THE VOODOO CLUB 06.04. (d)madeburg 16.04. (d)hannover 17.04. (d)hamburg 20.04. (d)berlin 21.04. (d)bremen 22.04. (d)duesseldorf 23.04. (d)frankfurt 24.04. (d)fuerth 26.04. (d)muenchen 27.04. (d)stuttgart 29.04. (d)mannheim 30.04. (d)paderborn IGGY POP,special guest o.k.corral 11.3. (d)offenbach 12.3. (d)stuttgart heinz rudolf kunze 2.4. (d)osterode 16.4. (d)osnabrueck 4.4. (a)linz 19.4. (d)hildesheim 5.4. (a)wien 20.4. (d)bielefeld 7.4. (ch)bern 21.4. (d)kassel 8.4. (d)senden 22.4. (d)koeln 9.4. (d)mannheim 24.4. (d)muenchen 10.4. (d)stuttgart 26.4. (d)saarbruecken 12.4. (d)mainz 27.4. (d)neu-isenburg 13.4. (d)gmuenden 28.4. (d)idar-oberst. 15.4. (d)bremen 30.4. (d)erlangen PET SHOP BOYS 21.4. (d)berlin 26.4. (d)mannheim 22.4. (d)bremen 28.4. (d)muenchen 23.4. (d)dortmund 30.4. (d)hannover 25.4. (d)frankfurt 16.5. (d)stuttgart * branford marsalis 28.04.(d)frankfurt - john cale 11.3.(d)stuttgart 19.3.(d)berlin 12.3.(d)muenchen 20.3.(d)chemnitz 13.3.(d)mannheim 22.3.(a)linz 14.3.(d)duesseldorf 24.3.(a)innsbruck 15.3.(d)muenster 25.3.(a)wien 17.3.(d)bielefeld 26.3.(a)graz 18.3.(d)hannover * the fixx spec.guest ok.carrol 02.4.(d)frankfurt 03.4.(d)koeln 05.4.(d)hamburg 06.4.(d)berlin 08.4.(d)muenchen - MC HAMMER 08.4.(d)muenchen 16.4.(d)frankfurt 17.4.(d)duesseldorf 22.4.(d)ludwigshafen 23.4.(d)hannover 24.4.(d)berlin * PURPLE SCHULZ 11.3.(d)marburg 12.3.(d)buehl 13.3.(d)chemnitz 14.3.(d)brandenburg 15.3.(d)dessau * PAOLO CONTE 12.3.(d)hamburg 13.3.(d)bielefeld 14.3.(d)frankfurt 15.3.(d)bensheim 16.3.(d)duesseldorf 17.3.(d)duesseldorf 18.3.(d)muencehn 19.3.(a)wien 20.3.(a)wien * FATS DOMINO 14.4.(d)essen 22.4.(d)rastatt 23.4.(d)hamburg 24.4.(d)braunschweig 27.4.(d)gronau 29.4.(d)bensheim 30.4.(d)muenchen * TORFROCK (SCHWUERG!) 18.4.(d)drochtersen 19.4.(d)handewitt 20.4.(d)emden 21.4.(d)oldenburg 23.4.(d)braunschwei.24.4.(d)osnabrueck 25.4.(d)berlin 26.4.(d)luebeck 27.4.(d)pahlen 28.4.(d)bremen 30.4.(d)rostock * THE MODERN JAZZ QUARTETT 20.4.(d)koeln 22.4.(d)hamburg 23.4.(d)muenchen * MOTORHEAD "THE 1916 TOUR" 11.3.(d)muenchen 12.3.(d)ruhstorf 13.3.(d)muehldorf 14.3.(ch)zuerich 16.3.(d)chemnitz 17.3.(d)suhl 18.3.(d)neubrande.19.3.(d)rostock * AMBROS+TAUCHER "DER WATZMANN RUFT" BAH 16.4.(d)wuerzburg 17.4.(d)wuerzburg 18.4.(d)ludwigsbu.19.4.(d)ludwigsburg 20.4.(d)ludwigsbu.21.4.(d)traunstein 22.4.(d)rosenheim 23.4.(d)nuernberg 24.4.(d)nuernberg 25.4.(d)frankfurt 26.4.(d)lichtenfe.28.4.(d)regensburg 29.4.(d)regensbur.30.4.(d)heilbronn * SAXON+HEADHUNTER+CHROMING ROSE 23.4.(d)dinslaken 25.4.(d)schwerin 26.4.(d)chemnitz 27.4.(d)erfurt 28.4.(d)brandenbu.29.4.(d)herford * TOY DOLLS (ROUGH WILL BE THERE!) 03.4.(d)hamburg 04.4.(d)berlin 05.4.(d)coesfeld 06.4.(d)wuppertal 07.4.(d)erlangen 08.4.(d)sonneberg 10.4.(d)frankfurt 11.4.(d)stuttgart 13.4.(d)traunreut 14.4.(d)bayreuth 17.4.(d)muenchen 18.4.(d)biberach * 4TH LORDS OF INDEPENDENCE FESTIVAL... anne clark,dread zeppelin,peter and the test,tube babies,psyche,tom mega,king ca ndy,throw that beat 1.april bonn , biskuit halle * MEGADETH 11.3.(d)duesseldorf 12.3.(d)fuerth 14.3.(d)aalen 15.3.(d)muenchen 16.3.(d)saarbruecke.17.3.(d)hannover 18.3.(d)berlin 19.3.(d)ludwigshafen 20.3.(d)wertheim * NEW MODEL ARMY+HELGA PICTURES 25.3.(d)rostock 26.3.(d)frankfurt/o. 27.3.(d)halle 28.3.(d)dresden 31.3.(d)gera * JINGO DE LUNCH 10.3.(d)trier 11.3.(d)ubach-palenb 12.3.(d)hildesheim 13.3.(d)osnabrueck 14.3.(d)kiel 15.3.(d)segeberg 16.3.(d)zapfendorf 17.3.(d)gera 31.3.(d)duesseldorf 19.4.(d)aurich * LONDON BEAT 20.4.(d)muenchen 24.4.(d)frankfurt 27.4.(d)koeln 29.4.(d)hamburg * PINK CREAM 69 02.4.(d)bonn 03.4.(d)osnabrueck 04.4.(d)berlin 05.4.(d)hamburg 07.4.(d)bremen 08.4.(d)hannover 09.4.(d)bochum 11.4.(d)muenchen 12.4.(d)karlsruhe 13.4.(d)trossingen 15.4.(d)frankfurt 16.4.(d)nuernberg 17.4.(d)stuttgart * EVERYDAY PEOPLE 22.4.(d)muenchen 23.4.(d)frankfurt 25.4.(d)bonn 26.4.(d)hamburg 27.4.(d)hannover 28.4.(d)berlin * ABSTUERZENDE BRIEFTAUBEN(YEEE!) 22.3.(d)koeln 23.3.(d)attendorn 24.3.(d)essen 25.3.(d)ubach-palenb 26.3.(d)muenster 27.3.(d)hamburg 28.3.(d)bremen 30.3.(d)hannover 31.3.(d)berlin 03.4.(d)osnabrueck 04.4.(d)goettingen 05.4.(d)schaafheim 06.4.(d)bamberg 07.4.(d)frankfurt 09.4.(d)wuerzburg 10.4.(d)nuernberg 11.4.(d)mannheim 12.4.(d)biberach 13.4.(d)heidenheim 15.4.(d)muenchen 16.4.(d)freiburg 17.4.(d)stuttgart 18.4.(d)karlsruhe 19.4.(d)illingen 20.4.(d)gundelsheim 21.4.(d)trier 23.4.(d)kaiserlauta.25.4.(d)bielefeld 26.4.(d)duesseldorf 27.4.(d)oldenburg 28.4.(d)kiel * HERBEAT GROENEMAYER 11.3.(d)fulda 12.3.(d)lichtenfels 13.3.(d)nuernberg 15.3.(d)wuerzburg 16.3.(d)augsburg 17.3.(d)hof 19.3.(d)saarbruecken20.3.(d)kaiserslaut. 21.3.(ch)lauzern 23.3.(d)offenburg 24.3.(d)memmingen 25.3.(a)innsbruck 27.3.(d)dortmund 28.3.(d)dortmund * DAVID LEE ROTH 10.3.(d)frankfurt 3.4.(d)boeblingen 4.4.(d)fuerth 6.4.(d)duesseldorf 8.4.(d)berlin 9.4.(d)ludwigshafen 10.4.(d)oldenburg
CHARTS ------ first lets begin with da german lps: 1.INNUENDO queen 2.AUBERGE chris rea 3.THE SOUL CAGES sting 4.serious hits live phil collins 5.the singles collection jimmy s. 6.wicked game chris isaak 7.brille heinz r. kunze 8.the razors edge ac/dc 9.pan-traeume eduard simoni 10.live marius m. w. and continue with the suiss singles: 1.CRAZY seal 2.GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT c&c music fact. 3.HELLO AFRICA dr.alban+leila k 4.innuendo queen 5.wind of change scorpions 6.3 a.m. eternal klf 7.sadness part i enigma 8.unbelievable emf 9.i'll be your baby t. r.palmer+ub 40 10.i believe emf bavaria 1.GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT c&c music fact. 2.NO COKE dr.alban 3.3 A.M. ETERNAL klf 4.do the bartman simpsons 5.crazy seal 6.because i love you stevie b. 7.joyride roxette 8.wicked game chris isaak 9.hello africa dr.alban+leila k 10.all together now the farm £ austria: 1.GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT c&c music fact. 2.HELLO AFRICA dr.alban+leila k 3.KRANK DI MET ostbahn kurti+c. 4.sister soul&mr.beat beat 4 feet 5.unchained melody righteous bros. 6.joyride roxette 7.crazy seal 8.3 a.m. eternal klf 9.fantasy black box 10.to love somebody jimmy somerville now THE HITLIST: 1.SHOULD I STAY OR... the clash 2.THE STONK hale and peace 3.DO THE BARTMAN simpsons 4.crazy for you madonna 5.you got the look the source 6.because i love you stevie b. 7.move your body xpansion 8.joyride roxette 9.it's too late quartz 10.devotion nomad
NEWS ---- - studio k7(well-known for tv-films) fou nded the first indy-videoproduction la bel.they will release the following videos...'KINGS OF INDEPENDENCE' 'NICK CAVE&THE BAD SEEDS' 'CRIME&THE CITY SOLUTION' - the damned will publish their very las t single called FUN FACTORY! it's an older one and unreleased up to now! - the pale saints have a new ep called HALF LIFE - black francis/THE PIXIES would be a victim of a very dangerous mistake: a man,who escaped from the local psy chological hospital was in the same pub,where the pixies were relaxing from a soundcheck.the cops camei in + arrested black francis in meaning to have got the right one.first as the real sick person reveals oneself,the cops gave black for free (to be honest,sounds unbelievable!) - after a long time of 6 years mark almond(x-softcell) and dave ball (x- softcell,too,now technoband THE GRID) were working 2gether for the new song waifs and strays. m.almond also changed label(now wea). the new contract contains a paragraph over one mobile clothes-iron and eight bugs-bunny-toys(?!?). it's no joke!(?) - the 'NEW' single MEIN KLEINER GRUENER KAKTUS' by abstuerzende brieftauben got canceled by the music label bmg ufa musikverlage,because the new per- formed text by the 'brieftauben'were to arsing and would destroy the image of the evergreen in the world.the ori ginal song was made by the COMEDIAN HARMONISTS'in the early 30th... - lol tolhurst(ex-cure)founded a new group called 'presence'.first single out soon - the sugarcubes,finitribe,THE SHAMEN, the heart throben and others are on the new videosampler from the label ONE LITTLE INDIAN - 10000 MANIACS present their new video called 'time capsule' SOME DANCEFLOOR NEWS... - PUBLIC ENEMY got their first female member...SISTER SOULJAH! she's going to fight with their female 'brothers' against the white power...they say! - JAMES BROWN,the king of soul,has been released from jail on the 9th march! he said he's going to make a new reco rd soon... - the hip hop mastaz BOOGIEDOWN PRODUCT. released a live video...BUY IT! it's fab! - maybe you know the movie HOUSE PARTY with kid'n play?! the german trans- lation is such a BULLSHIT...fuck it! - recently a BOOK about the bpm dates of all well-known MAXI SINGLES has been realeased...surely useful for some few people KLF released their first lp 'tunes from the white room'! it's simply fan- tastic ambient house... still remember the group TIME LORDS ? they are the same like KLF! kool or what! - TONE LOC will release soon a new lp! - the GERMAN dj magazine network press released a list of the best of 1990 voted by their readers...here are sum of them with my personal favourite... best lp... SNAP WORLD POWER /network press 3RD BASS THE CACTUS ALBUM /rough best maxi... DEEE-LITE GROOVE IS IN T. /np DREAM WARRIORS MY DEFINITION OF A /rgh best remix... DNA TOM'S DINER /np WAS NOT WAS PAPA WAS A ROLLING STONE/rgh best female singer... CARON WHEELER /np GEE MORRIS/INNOCENCE /rgh best male singer... DAVE GAHAN/DEPECHE MODE /np THE SINGER OF BAD RELIGION /rgh best female rapper... MONIE LOVE /np NENEH CHERRY AND MONIE LOVE /rgh best male rapper... MC HAMMER (HAHA!) /np FLAVOR FLAV/PE + Q-TIP/TRIBE C.QUEST/rgh best live-act... BOO YAA TRIBE /np tja...REVOLTING COCKS i think! /rgh newcomer of 1990... SNAP /np DREAM WARRIORS,3RD BASS + DEEE-LITE /rgh best musicvideo... DEEE-LITE GROOVE IS IN THE HEART /np MEGADETH HOLY WARS (the vert best!!)/rgh best movie... PRETTY WOMAN (shit!) /np YOUNG EINSTEIN /rgh best music program... YO! MTV RAPS /MTV /np PARTYZONE/MTV,OFF BEAT/TELE 5 /rgh AND LOTSA CRAP MORE... back to the news.... £JAPAN is going to reform under the name of RAIN TREE COW. a line-up of david alayvian, mick karn, steve jansen and richard barbieri have been working on new material for the last year.they re- leased BLACKWATER, their first single since 1982 on the 8th of march. -TRANSVISION VAMP is going to enter the studios cause they want to release a new album in june. we're all looking forward to seeing the sweet awfully good looking lead-girl wendy again. -charysalis records have denied that SINEAD O'CONNER is to star in a 10m pound film adation of wuthering heights -the KLF debut lp THE WHITE ROOM is out now on their own label.
HELLO PARTYPALS! ---------------- this is the record chapter for this edi- tion with sum new dancefloor tests.... EMF / I BELIEVE after their GREAT song UNBELIEVABLE they try to reach the quality again,but fail! 'i believe' is only a average rave song the video is cool...the guys are dancing with their instruments through a forest rating ... 59% TEMPER TEMPER / TALK MUCH a slow soulsong for dancing like you can hear it 1000 times all over the world! very cheap rhythm! forget the crap... rating ... 19% DREAM WARRIORS / LUDI their single 'definition of a bombastic jazz style',which i bought over 3 months ago,just entered the charts... there you see how slow&lame you are! anyway this is the sequel,but it's not such a funny fantastic song like jazz style! by the way their lp and now the legacy begins is just out now... 65% KLF / 3.A.M.ETERNAL! this one is old,but we didnt test it be- fore so here it is...and it's again fan- tastic ambient house! buy it or die! and you can expect full dancefloors on your next pardey...great tune! 85% EXPENSION/MOVE YOUR BODY whaep! what's that? the voice is awful, the sound average! maybe sum people will like ... me not! 41% PAPA DEE/BEAUTIFUL WOMAN normally i hate reggae music because it' s such a stupid crap,but this one is sum kind of reggaerap and it's really kewl! if you have sum money left you even coul d buy it 73% SCRITTI POLITTI / SHE'S A WOMAN what a stupid name they have and that's how it sounds...pop shit done for earnin g money from poor lousers...forget it,sc ritti people isnt better than in their 100% pop live,years ago... 28% BEATS INTERNATIONAL / ECHO CHAMBER you surely remember their 1st single... and you love(d) it,now they try again to follow their success and maybe they will get it again! this tune is really very well organized! the way the black man raps the word 'echo chamber' is real ly a superb feeeling... 80% ASWAD/BEST OF MY LOVE again a new reggae song,some people say that they are one of the best reggae ban ds ever...i think 'dont turn around' was nice the rest is pure bullshit,like this one...08/15 reggae...shit! 38% SOHO/LOVE GENERATION if you see them you'll think at once of deee-lite,yes,the hippies are back! nice to dance this song,but nothing special a t all,nice effects,good voice and that was it...here around munich the hippies return already too,everywhere hippie par tys! damned peacefuckers... 62% CAVEMEN/I'M READY! oooh! where do i know from the guitars? yes,jimi hendrix's crossroads! kewl danc esong,but (it's a pity) only because of jimi's excellent guitar riffs...maybe a chartbreaker 77% JESUS LOVES YOU/BOW DOWN MISTER aaargh,the gay fool is back...boy george in the whole song he sings HARE KRISHNA a definition of a certain radical sect! and then he hides his foolish lyrics be- hind the name 'jesus loves you'! fuck hi m! shithead! no religion is still the be st! RATING...04% INFO BEAT/WE GOT THE FUN dance,dance,boring,boring,pouse...37% KING BEE/BACK BY DOPE DEMAND the british white rapper is back with a extrememly kooool song! maybe it will be the first chart success for him! hear it and love it...... 73% ---------------------------------------- are you a good informed disc jockey? (NO BAUERN LAMER),then send us a tape or ur personal tests or join our staff even! THE BINGO BOYS/SHOW ME HOW TO DANCE this song already entered the usa-dance charts...but where does it come from ? well,where? you'll never guess it! it's from good old AUSTRIA! you wont believe it,if you hear it 1st time,coz it's very professional...cool idea with the speake r! check it out...70% ADVENTURES OF STEVIE V./JEALOUSY what can you except from stevie v.,a com mercial dancefloor song,who surely finds his people,but he deserves it,good work! rating...61% THE O'JAYS/DONT LET ME DOWN wuerg! swuerg! another shit coming up! why cant they stop releasing those 10 minutes worktime trax! forget it...27% after some hiphop+house TESTS we bring some pop(?) tests by rough... SCORPIONS/CHANGING WIND(or sth like that remember their classic 'i'm still loving you' yes? here's another classic... you will surely like it,also if you dont like their other songs,like me! cool thing! rating...82% CHRIS ISAAC/WICKED GAME yeah,the title song of the strange movie WILD AT HEART and it's such a fantastic+ bombastic thing! check it out,you'll luv it... rating...88% ERIC CLAPTON/BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT a few days ago i heard this song the 1st time and it's sooooo brilliant! i dont know if it's old or something like that! i dont care,it's fabolous! it's greaaat! buy it TODAY...the voice,the guitar riff it's unbeatable rating...99% two older records i bought in the past weex... KILL THRILL KULT/kooler than jesus what's that you might ask? well you can call it jesus acid or indy house or sth like that,anyway it sounds very nice! nothing special but good to listen to... yeah,kooler than jesus! rating... 74% KING HORSE/KING HORSE a new thrash raising on the horizon and their but lp is not too bad after all! some sonx sound a little boring but all together fine work...it's like a mixture of danzig and suicidal tendencies! rating... 62% £ last week,IMBECIL and me went to a record market where they sell old record s...here's some special things we found there... - maybe u know da ebm formation MINISTRY i found an old lp from 1983 and was very happy about it...but when i went home and throw the record on the playe r i started to vomit like hell...they made in earlier times some kind of TECHNO POP from most awfulest quality i ever heard...fuck'em! - we found a double live lp from FAITH NO MORE which is only seld in THE USA but it was dm50.- ...too expensive! - imbecil buid a bootleg from SUICIDAL TENDENCIES from the year 1985 when they where totally unknown but i must admit...THEY WERE ALWAYS THRASH KINX! COOL,YEAH! - i also found a very old BAD RELIGION lp but those suckaz sold it for dm40.- urgs!
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MEGADETH+almighty+alice in chains concert report yesterday the 15.3.91 five friends of mine and i (imbecil) visited the great concert of one of the best speed metal bands: megadeth. i met three of my pals at the train to munich at 18.18 o'clock. we drove to the german museum in which the gig should take place. in front of the museum were nearly 100 guys. here we wanted to find the missing two guys.they were not there cause they were late as normal. as we entered we were searched for weapons and other 'peacemakers'. then we entered just in time to see the first support: ALICE IN CAINS. the mood was still on zero level. the sound of a.i.c. reminded me of chinese folk songs but with more speed. then there was a break in which they build up another stage scenery. it was time for : ALMIGHTY the mood had rised a bit, but i remaind calm as i don't like almighty. they played some sogs from their new album 'soul destruction' : free 'n' easy, love religion, ... then again a break to alter the stage. during the break they played a fucking cool music, but i don't know what it was if anyone of you knows please write to da condom. and them the moment had come. the head- liners climbed on stage while being in- troduced : MEGADETH on tour to introduce their album 'RUST IN PEACE' which is already out for some months, they presented many songs from it like: hangar 18,lucretia,holy wars... the punishment due, ... and of course some clasics like: anarchy for the u.k., hook in my mouth, in my darkest hour, ... oh man, it has been a really funny con- cert, if you leave out the support. if they come to a town near you, then visit it's worth the money. now what have we got ? a special report written by CREEP. many thanx to him: hello wave-,techno-,ibm- and all other interested fans ! i'm very proud,that i am allowed to make a small article for this marvellous mag (red.:thanx). today i will introduce to you a background story 'bout the well known 'FRONT 242'. let's start: one day in the year 1982, DANIEL BRESS- ANUTTI, owner of a little belgian record shop, thought that it was time for some- thing new, as the music-scene was boring and totally down. so he founded together with PATRICK CODNEY and JEAN LUC DE MEYER the project called 'FRONT 242'. already the first single smashed in like a rocket. all the independent- and dance floor insiders woke up, indeed that was a new style. the improvement was the to- tal use of synthesizers, tapes and sound samples from tv and radio networks. the music was hard, powerful and good 4 dancing. the very hard synthy-beat was unknown until this time. in the early eighties there was electronic music only known as the athmospheric-monumental songs by JEAN MICHEL JARRE or groups like tangerine dream.with all this the music done by front 242 had the break- through. they proved that electronic misi can be full of energy and be suit- able for discoteques. that was the birth date of E.B.M. (electronic body music!). in december 1982 after their 2nd single called 'U-MEN' they presented the first record with great success like they had with teir first two singles. the short temporal publications show the 'HUNGER' of the scene. in the begining on 1983 the question of live preformances and tours was thrown up. d.bresanutti had no such things in mind. he only saw his work behind the mixers in the studio and not on stage, in front of all the hysteric visitors. in these times another guy joined the band. his name was RICHARD23. he pushed luc temporally away as singer.with lots of action, richard23 was the main attrac tion of all the concerts. one thing no- ticed by the tv and critics was the stage equippment: army hide-nets, cuts from military- and war videos. for these things they were called as an extreme radical band. in all the years the band gave no statement to this reproach. they let their misic and the time work for them. the commercialsuccess went on. with records 'NO COMMENT' and 'OFFICIAL VER- SION' the international honour came. success opens doors for big tours throu the usa and canada. 1988, after their last record 'FRONT BY FRONT' and after a wide european tour their official work ended. the founders of e.b.m. go home to their home, belgium and work on other projects. they produced albums for THE WEATHERMEN, or helped in BIGOD 20. after long two years they are back with the brand new record TYRANNY FOR YOU. in my opinion is this one of the best. all in all you can say that front 242 is going more and more away from being only a e.b.m.-band. for example: have you ever heard the track 'GRIPPED BY FEAR', the clubmix version ? get it and you'll know what i mean. so that's it for the story. here is a short view on their releases: ALBUMS: SINGLES,MAXIS: 1981: principles 1982:geography u-men 1983: endless riddance two in one 1985:no comment politics of pressure 1986: interception 1987:back catalogue masterhit official ver. 1988:front by front headhunter 1989: never stop 1990: tragedy for you tragedy for you ii 1991:tyranny for you i hope you had a little fun reading this SHORT (red.: ?????) article and that it was interesting for you. yours CREEP +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ CONCERT REPORTS... +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- das ich-concert/23/2/91 first to mention a few things 'das ich' is a well-known wave band in germany,whi ch e.g the song 'GOTT IST TOD' play! the gig took place in some strange dance pa- lace and i first had sum problems gettin there,i only met some little kids and th ought 'AAARGH!,that will be a shit....' at the entrance i met my pal zwerg ! we went in and 'oooh!' no shitty kid place like i thought 1st,the dj's played ex- cellent ebm music and i met a few cool people there! i caught sum beer and the fun could start...zwerg got drunk from 1/5 bottle of wine...hehe! after a while DAS ICH started to play not too bad wave but those fools played their best song at 2nd place! hahaha! some shit songs fo llowed! they only played a few good sonx at the start but then only shit came after a little time zwerg got SICK and felt asleep! i amused a little bit with vroni in the meantime,then i asked her if her sister could drive us home coz zw ergie felt so sick! at 1.30 am the siste r decided to be so nice to drive us home (thank you,BITCH!),better later than nev er! in the meantime we had to wait outsi de where i caught a nice little 'flu and i was uncool for the next two dayz(snif) anyway i can only tell you...ONE NICE SO NG,THE OTHERS AVERAGE OR BULL! the place was good,the band average,the conditions shit (cold,tooth hurting,zwerg got sick) anyway,that's it...rough! ALIEN SEX FIEND reeeee pooort! /28/2 ------------------------------ yes,yes,yesterday the cult band of all real ebm pals opened their doors in MUNI CH and guess who was there? roughie of cuz! for a exception zwerg,my PARTYPAL, didnt come along this time because he's OUT OF MONEY! so i went with a guy calle d ANDY and nice girl from FRANCE there! after a fuckin' long journey with da tra in! anyway we had lotsa fun there and th is french girl was really delicious !!! the only pity was that andy already had her in his hands(grmpx!) anyway who carz anyway we went there,OVERCROWDED,MASSES of WAVERS,GRUFTS,TECHNO PALS and COOLIES we squeezed through the crowd to find a place to stay! no fore band was there,so they started at the rite time 20.30 pm! AND YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH...fantastic ! they had a bombastic light show,ofcourse with fog mashine too! the singer looked like always a little bit strange,white f ace,dark eyes,naked upper body,who the HELLBASTARD CARES? andy and me had a lot sa fun,only the french didnt like it too much,she said the sound is awful and muc h too loud,the only thing she liked were the EXCELLENT gitarre riffs! she told me that she prefers u2,the cure and other softer thinx! well,everybody may have th e TASTE he wants to have! meanwhile some freax started to POGUE and groove! i ask ed andy if we should try too but he re- fused coz he had to bring his girl to th e train,he said he would return in just half an hour...well,so i danced a little bit unexcited alone! the music was fanta stic,but if your alone it's not the 100% fun! but when they played the brilliant tune 'SAMPLE MY SAUSAGE' i couldnt hold myself! i danced around like hell and ba nged with my head to the computer drums! aaaaaah.... I LOVE THE FUCKIN' DELIGHT! for this song the band took some biiiig chiquita banana-balloons....and threw it into the masses...haha! yeah! the music was so F A N T A S T I Q U E ? in a litt le break,the band went away and a guy, with an ice hockey mask went on the stag e covered with fog and spoke into the MIC with an echoed voice...a nice EFFECT but a little bit too stupid brought! that surely was a good impression for al l this STUPID DRUG ADDICTED LITTLE KIDS! a fuckin' arse even asked me if i have some hash to smoke for him! i could have kicked him my marteenz into his face but that only would have caused TROUBLE! so i hold back! anyway 3/4 hour passed and that fuckin' andy didnt return yet and so i got pretty angry about him! (was he fuckin' the girl on the train station or where the heck has he been?) anyway at 12 o'clock i met (FOR MY LUCK) some otha friends from my town and they took me wi th their car...i was really pissed that i couldnt have stayed longer,but i had to go with them,coz i missed the last TR AIN! anyway at home i felt into my bed & dreamed a nice girl would suck my dick! bull! that's nomore the report...so i en d it here...with the sentence...CHECK TH ESE GUYS OUT IF THEY ARE IN TOWN!
BEST VERSIONS... this is a new special chapter! it'll be released next time probably in vinews but i didnt get it ready in time so i decided to release it in CONDOM... rules... i only took games from which i had at least 5 versions! no previews! countsystem... i'll try to explain it on a an example : cracks(this is an example) hitmen +3 112bl x-ray +4 140bl [p] +5 130bl trainers -------- 1.[p] +5 3points < the points depend 2 x-r +4 2p. on the amount of 3.hit +3 1p. available versions! . . . LENGHT ------ 1.hitmen 112bl 3p. < the points depend 2.[p] 130bl 2p. on the same! 3.x-ray 140bl 1p. then the points are added and result in the rankings... 1.paramount 130bl +5 5points 2.hitmen 112bl +3 4points 3.x-ray 140bl +4 3points if there is something very special to sa y about then read the COMMENTS! special thanks to the magazines gamer's guide,anyone better and brutal recall 4 some additional informations! if there's something wrong we are sorry but everybody can make mistakes! --------- BREATHALYZER ---------------------------------------- 1.LIGHT 47 +4 2.omega 51 +2 3.brutal 64 +7 4.chromance 59 +2 5.dunex 62 +2 6.the freaks 52 - 7.stash 80 +7 8.ruthless 54 - 9.noise 55 - 10.the ancient temple 66 +2 11.hysteric 72 +2 12.warriors of wasteland 60 - 13.x-ray+transcom 89 +4 14.chromance 63 - 15.akrak 87 - 2 versions again by chromance! even tat cracked this game...!? noise seem to be back in buziness! CREATURES ---------------------------------------- 1.IKARI+TALENT 549 +7 2.illusion 552 +6 3.action 581 +10 4.extasy 546 +2 5.f4cg 570 +6 6.manowar 561 +3 7.censor design 617 +3 8.culture 597 +2 9.science 451 792 - lotsa cool versions of this marvellous game,except this crap from science 451 ! he,what's up,guys?! ---------------------------------------- if someone feels attacked by that crap then do not write sum shit in intros, mags or on the boards ,but write us a letter and tell us what is wrong! and if it's true that you made such a lame ver- sion then shut up and feel ashamed... CHIP'S CHALLENGE ---------------------------------------- 1.TRIAD 329/2F +3 2.HITMEN 329/3F +3 3.light 333 +4 4.genesis project 337 +3 5.action 369 +3 6.f4cg 348 - 7.babygang 418 +2 two brilliant versions by triad+hitmen! great iffl work! light also did a great job! triad,hitmen+light used short intro s,but they would have been best anyway! also genesis did a cool job! action clai med that their version is so great... well,judge for yourself! f4cg wrote that they will always rule the 64 to chip's challenge! you see how they rule...no trainers! CAVEMANIA ---------------------------------------- 1.TRIAD 76 +4 2.brutal 93 +6 3.pulsar 82 +3 4.x-ray+transcom 108 +4 5.bonzai 97 +2 6.depredators 98 +2 7.dominators 134 +3 8.silicon 123 - dominators' version of this shitgame is probably an import version,isn't it?! silicon deserve their position,again! what,pulsar is back again???!!! DERICOLOURS ---------------------------------------- 1.FAIRLIGHT 58 +4 2.silicon 63 +5 3.triad 53 +3 4.bonzai 57 +2 5.brutal 67 +3 6.chromance 65 +2 7.x-ray+transcom 85 +4 8.hitmen 76 +3 9.pandora 69 - 10.acc 70 - 11.depredators 126 +2 12.noise 104 - what a surprise! a great version by the anarchist of silicon! x+t version had a double cheat,but the intro was marvellou s! only 1 block difference between acc+ pandora??? i think i know why they stop- ped pandora... depredators maybe forgot to crunch it for real... SUPERCARS ---------------------------------------- 1.LIGHT 118 +8 2.triad 124 +8 3.dominators 139 +7 4.brutal 147 +8 5.bonzai 129 +6 6.the ruling company 132 +5 7.x-ray+transcom 151 +7 8.illusion 141 +4 9.f4cg 148 +5 10.legend 154 +7 11.warriors of wasteland 146 +1 12.acc 143 - 13.ikari+talent 179 +5 14.death 150 +3 15.chromance 148 - 16.silicon 153 - light,again?! so vote for them... trc alone again even on #6! who is death? or do they mean death sector ??? TURRICAN II ---------------------------------------- 1.IKARI+TALENT 958 +7 2.genesis project 969 +7 3.brutal 1294dox +8 i also got x-rated's version but it bugs didnt they crack it right or my c128??? HUNT FOR THE RED OCTOBER-THE MOVIE ---------------------------------------- 1.TRIAD 332 +9 2.censor design/nei 386 +6 3.action 379 +0h action's version is a laugh worth! censor did a good quality job!!!!! DIPLOMACY ---------------------------------------- 1.LIGHT 145 - 2.hitmen 182 - 3.warriors of wasteland 186 - 4.legend/nei 199 - 37 blocks...light-hitmen! this cant be only the intro...???!!! TOUGH GUYS ---------------------------------------- 1.BONZAI 198 +6 2.chromance 230 +7 3.depredators 209 +4 4.light 193 +2 5.brutal 311 +7 6.triad 217 +2 7.dynamix 252 +3 8.chromance 297 +5 9.paramount 283 +3 10.ruthless 224 +1 11.action/nei 246 +1 12.x-ray+transcom 326 +2 13.weird 326 - 14.sabian 395 - and again...2 chromance versions! it's action's own fault if they only release an import version! depredators on #3! they seem to back in quality! ROBOCOP II ---------------------------------------- 1.LEGEND 475 +6 2.extasy 441 +2 3.ikari+talent 478 +2 4.hotline 506 +4 not too many versions of that game,but legend proved their quality...they'd better look for some real swappers...?! that's it for this time! next time these informations will be rea leased in vinews....so look out next venlo rough... from about 170 GAMES of the past 6months these groups had the most best versions: name gold silver bronze x-ray 19 9 2 light 13 4 2 triad 12 8 4 paramount 12 6 3 genesis 12 4 4 brutal 11 5 6 ikari+talent 5 6 2 bonzai 5 2 7 nec 5 - - hitmen 4 3 2 illusion 4 2 3 holocaust(?) 4 2 1 dominators 4 - 2 legend 4 - 1 transcom 4 - - fairlight 3 5 2 chromance 3 3 1 f4cg 3 3 - cross 3 2 - vision 3 - 1 silicon 2 4 1 censor 2 2 1
THIS IS THE BULLSHIT CORNER... well,here we tell stories,jokes & crap : i just came back from munich where i bought a NITZA EBB-lp! awesome tunes! you'll see a review in the next edition. some 'funny' jokes...in german! warum gibts in aethiopien kein sniggers? weils dort keinen kleinen hunger zwische ndurch gibt..hahahahhahahahhhahhahahah! SPRUCH... siehst du einen popper liegen blass ihn auf und lass ihn fliegen... huahuhuhuahahahahahh was ist der unterschied zwischem einem hooligan und einem eimer scheisse? DER EIMER!!!!! hehehehe! wann gehen alle oesterreichischen u-boot e unter??? AM TAG DER OFFENEN TUER! hahahahaha! gehen 17 oesterreicher ins kino,steht dort ab 18,gehen sie wieder....hehehehe! hocken drei schwule auf ner bank! laesst der erste'n furz...fuuuuuurzz laesst der zweite'n furz...fuuuuuurzz laesst der dritte'n furz...ffff... sagt der erste zum zweiten : DU,DER IST NOCH JUNGFRAU! hihihi! liegen drei schwule im bett und pennen. der linke und der rechte sind total ab- gewichst! wacht der in der mitte auf und sagt 'he,wisst ihr was ich heute getraeu mt hab,das ich skifahr'!' gehen zwei auf der strasse hat der andre auch ne mark...(?)! kommen zwei kumpels in'n wirtshaus,hockt dort'n pferd am tisch! die beiden setzen sich zum gegenueberliegenden tisch! sagt der eine zum anderen "wetten um 100 dm das ich das pferd zum lachen bring!" sagt der andere "nie...die 100 dm biste los" geht er zum pferd spricht kurz mit ihm und der gaul lacht voll los....! geht er wieder zurueck und kriegt seine 100dm und sagt "jetzt geb ich dir die ch ance die 100dm wieder zurueckzugewinnen: wetten das ich das pferd zum weinen brin ge" der andere stimmt zu,um seinen hunde rter wiederzukriegen! er geht wieder zu dem pferd spricht kurz mit ihm und die beiden gehen raus,als sie wieder zurueck kommen heult das pferd total und der typ bekommt wieder seinen hunderter!sagt der andere 'ja,jetzt moecht ich wenigstens wissen wie's des gmacht hast' 'ja,ganz einfach! zuerst bin ich hingangen und hab gesagt das meiner laenger ist als seiner und dann sind wir rausgegangen und haben abgemessen...'HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ist ein mann auf nem hochhaus und muss unbedingt mal PISSEN! er findet keine toilette und denkt sich 'ist ja egal! piss ich einfach runter'! er stellt sich an den abgrund,packt aus und pisst runter! unten geht gerade ne ALTE OMA vorbei und bekommt das ganze voll draufgepisst,schreift hinauf 'zefix hundskrueppel,so a sauerei' und lauft sofort zur naechsten POLIZEIstation! dort sagt sie 'ja,mir hat da einer auf den kopf gspuckt!' sagt der wachtmeister 'ja,wie hat er den ausgschaut?' 'LANGE NASE,VOLLBART' hahahahahahahhhah ACHTUNG...ACHTUNG...RASSISTISCHER WITZ! dass is nur ein witz leute! wir alle von der redaktion sind alle links oder zu- mindest neutral eingestellt.... geht ein weisser mann auf der strasse und trifft'nen neger! der schwarze schla egt den weissen voll zusammen... geht der weisse weiter und trifft zwei neger! die schlagen ihn auch voll zu- sammen! geht er wieder weiter und trifft ne ganze horde neger! er kann sich grad noch hinter'nem busch verstecken,doch einer entdeckt ihn und sie verpruegeln ihn ALLE! daraufhin geht der mann in den naechsten supermarkt und kauft sich ne packung negerkuesse,wirft sie auf den boden und stampft wie ein wilder drauf herum! kommt ein wachtmeister vorbei und fragt 'ja,was machen sie denn da?' sagt der weisse die muss man toeten,bevors ausschluepfen hahahheheh..........funny! £that's it for this time..SORRY FREAKS I KNOW A LOT MORE JOKES BUT I DONT HAVE ANY TIME .... gotta leave
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