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Editorial

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yeah...the fifth edition of our music
magazine is in your drive... and i wish
you a lot of fun with it! remember that
everyone can take part in this magazine!

the staff of this edition is...

ROUGH /HITMEN ebm,hardcore,hip hop
JAKE  /PULSAR indy,hardcore,punk
IMBECIL /  -  hardcore,thrash,death

free workers are...creep + sodom/akrak!

if you are interested too be a member
of this staff dont be shy drop us a lett
er (and some texts) at our new address:






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for news,reports,special stories or your
personal charts...

if you want to get the condom monthly
contact jake/pulsar in the address corna

thanks for help in this edition to...
the whole staff,creep,sodom,nothingface,
zwerg,vroni,michi and everybody else who
likes GOOD music!









we feature in this edition...
-a lot of tour dates
-some international charts
-news of the ebm and hip hop scene
-a lot NEW AND COOL record tests
-a FEW addresses...please people send us
 something about music if you like...
-reports about following concerts...
 DAS ICH
 ALIEN SEX FIEND
 MEGADETH
 FRONT 242
 +
 A'GRUMH
-a few BEST crack versions of actual
 games
-in the bullshit corner a lot of bull +
 jokes and something more...

 expect for the next edition e.g. a re-
 port about SISTERS OF MERCY concert!
 so keep it up,waves!



£THE
   NEXT
       EDITION
              IS GOING TO BE RELEASED...

 somewhere in april/may!


  ciao from ROUGH/HITMEN

Tourdates

 JESUS JONES

 march
 13. koeln                23. lille
 14. frankfurt            24. brussels
 15. munich               26. eindhoven
 18+19. italy (somewhere) 27. amsterdam
 22. paris

 JANE'S ADDICTION

 march                    april
 17. amsterdam            02. pisa
 18. ghent                03. torino
 20. duesseldorf          06. barcelona
 21. berlin               07. madrid
 24. vienna
 25. munich
 26. ljubljana
 28. modena
 29. rimini
 30. roma



 replacements

 march
 22. amsterdam       01. berlin
 23. utrecht         03. koeln
 24. groningen       04. frankfurt
 26. gottenburg      05. munich
 27. stockholm
 28. malmo
 29. copenhagen
 31. hamburg

 chris isaak

 march
 17. munich
 18. duesseldorf
 19. utrecht
 24. brussels






 throwing muses

 march
 16. utrecht          25. lyons
 17. eindhoven        27. brussels
 18. amsterdam        28. frankfurt
 20. lille            30. hamburg
 21. paris            31. duesseldorf
 22. rennes
 24. martigny

 STING

 june                 july
 22. paris            03+04. berlin
 23. metz             06. frankfurt
 25+26. zurich        07. werchter
 27. linz             09. copenhagen
 29. freiburg         10. stockholm
 30. koplenz          13+14. milton key.





 MOTORHEAD

 march
 12. ruhrsdorf       22. lyons
 13. strassburg      23. paris
 14. zurich          24. rennes
 16. chemnitz        25. tours
 17. suhl            27. toulons
 18. neubrandenburg  28. nice
 19. rostock         30. mulhouse

 JUDAS PRIEST

 march
 12. lyons
 15. annheim
 16. brussels
 17. paris
 31. dublin






 carter, theunstopable sex machine

 april
 03. groningen     29-5. italy+france(?)
 05. haarlem       08. marberg
 06. apeldoorn     09. koeln
 08. hannover      10. heist op den berg
 09. kassel        11. utrecht
 13. enger
 14. berlin
 15. frankfurt
 18. linz
 19. vienna
 20. graz
 21. zargeb
 22. beograd
 26. geneve
 27. fribourg
 28. lausanne






 the oldest kidz on the block
 (this mag shouldn't contain any emotion
  -al speech. but when i see this name
  i cannot hold myself : i simply have
  to vomit all i ate for lunch ... uugh.
  .. wuerg ... blaeaehh ... gluck ...)
 here come the dates... be sure : WE
 won't go to this one.

 april              may
 23. berlin         01. munich
 24. bremen         05. nuernberg
 26. stockholm      06. zurich
 27. kiel           07. mannheim
 28. frankfurt      08. stuttgard
                    10. cologne
                    11. dortmund
                    ??. rotterdam







 john cale

 march
 12. munich           19. berlin
 13. mannheim         20. chemnitz
 14. duesseldorf      22. linz
 15. muenster         23. innsbruck
 17. bielefeld        25. vienna
 18. hannover         26. grov
















TOUR DATES               MARCH/APRIL
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
some infos...
1.we had so many dates that we only put
  march/april dates in this chapter!
2.we are sorry that 90% of the dates are
  german but we have problems in catchin
  non german speaking countrie's tour
  dates
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
PHILIPP BOA AND THE VOODOO CLUB
06.04. (d)madeburg
16.04. (d)hannover
17.04. (d)hamburg
20.04. (d)berlin
21.04. (d)bremen
22.04. (d)duesseldorf
23.04. (d)frankfurt
24.04. (d)fuerth
26.04. (d)muenchen
27.04. (d)stuttgart
29.04. (d)mannheim
30.04. (d)paderborn


IGGY POP,special guest o.k.corral
11.3. (d)offenbach
12.3. (d)stuttgart

heinz rudolf kunze
 2.4. (d)osterode  16.4. (d)osnabrueck
 4.4. (a)linz      19.4. (d)hildesheim
 5.4. (a)wien      20.4. (d)bielefeld
 7.4. (ch)bern     21.4. (d)kassel
 8.4. (d)senden    22.4. (d)koeln
 9.4. (d)mannheim  24.4. (d)muenchen
10.4. (d)stuttgart 26.4. (d)saarbruecken
12.4. (d)mainz     27.4. (d)neu-isenburg
13.4. (d)gmuenden  28.4. (d)idar-oberst.
15.4. (d)bremen    30.4. (d)erlangen

PET SHOP BOYS

21.4. (d)berlin    26.4. (d)mannheim
22.4. (d)bremen    28.4. (d)muenchen
23.4. (d)dortmund  30.4. (d)hannover
25.4. (d)frankfurt 16.5. (d)stuttgart



* branford marsalis

28.04.(d)frankfurt

- john cale

11.3.(d)stuttgart   19.3.(d)berlin
12.3.(d)muenchen    20.3.(d)chemnitz
13.3.(d)mannheim    22.3.(a)linz
14.3.(d)duesseldorf 24.3.(a)innsbruck
15.3.(d)muenster    25.3.(a)wien
17.3.(d)bielefeld   26.3.(a)graz
18.3.(d)hannover

* the fixx spec.guest ok.carrol

02.4.(d)frankfurt   03.4.(d)koeln
05.4.(d)hamburg     06.4.(d)berlin
08.4.(d)muenchen

- MC HAMMER

08.4.(d)muenchen    16.4.(d)frankfurt
17.4.(d)duesseldorf 22.4.(d)ludwigshafen
23.4.(d)hannover    24.4.(d)berlin
* PURPLE SCHULZ
11.3.(d)marburg     12.3.(d)buehl
13.3.(d)chemnitz    14.3.(d)brandenburg
15.3.(d)dessau
* PAOLO CONTE
12.3.(d)hamburg     13.3.(d)bielefeld
14.3.(d)frankfurt   15.3.(d)bensheim
16.3.(d)duesseldorf 17.3.(d)duesseldorf
18.3.(d)muencehn    19.3.(a)wien
20.3.(a)wien
* FATS DOMINO
14.4.(d)essen       22.4.(d)rastatt
23.4.(d)hamburg     24.4.(d)braunschweig
27.4.(d)gronau      29.4.(d)bensheim
30.4.(d)muenchen
* TORFROCK (SCHWUERG!)
18.4.(d)drochtersen 19.4.(d)handewitt
20.4.(d)emden       21.4.(d)oldenburg
23.4.(d)braunschwei.24.4.(d)osnabrueck
25.4.(d)berlin      26.4.(d)luebeck
27.4.(d)pahlen      28.4.(d)bremen
30.4.(d)rostock
* THE MODERN JAZZ QUARTETT
20.4.(d)koeln       22.4.(d)hamburg
23.4.(d)muenchen
* MOTORHEAD "THE 1916 TOUR"
11.3.(d)muenchen  12.3.(d)ruhstorf
13.3.(d)muehldorf 14.3.(ch)zuerich
16.3.(d)chemnitz  17.3.(d)suhl
18.3.(d)neubrande.19.3.(d)rostock
* AMBROS+TAUCHER "DER WATZMANN RUFT" BAH
16.4.(d)wuerzburg 17.4.(d)wuerzburg
18.4.(d)ludwigsbu.19.4.(d)ludwigsburg
20.4.(d)ludwigsbu.21.4.(d)traunstein
22.4.(d)rosenheim 23.4.(d)nuernberg
24.4.(d)nuernberg 25.4.(d)frankfurt
26.4.(d)lichtenfe.28.4.(d)regensburg
29.4.(d)regensbur.30.4.(d)heilbronn
* SAXON+HEADHUNTER+CHROMING ROSE
23.4.(d)dinslaken 25.4.(d)schwerin
26.4.(d)chemnitz  27.4.(d)erfurt
28.4.(d)brandenbu.29.4.(d)herford
* TOY DOLLS (ROUGH WILL BE THERE!)
03.4.(d)hamburg   04.4.(d)berlin
05.4.(d)coesfeld  06.4.(d)wuppertal
07.4.(d)erlangen  08.4.(d)sonneberg
10.4.(d)frankfurt 11.4.(d)stuttgart
13.4.(d)traunreut 14.4.(d)bayreuth
17.4.(d)muenchen  18.4.(d)biberach

* 4TH LORDS OF INDEPENDENCE FESTIVAL...
anne clark,dread zeppelin,peter and the
test,tube babies,psyche,tom mega,king ca
ndy,throw that beat
 1.april bonn , biskuit halle
* MEGADETH
11.3.(d)duesseldorf 12.3.(d)fuerth
14.3.(d)aalen       15.3.(d)muenchen
16.3.(d)saarbruecke.17.3.(d)hannover
18.3.(d)berlin      19.3.(d)ludwigshafen
20.3.(d)wertheim
* NEW MODEL ARMY+HELGA PICTURES
25.3.(d)rostock     26.3.(d)frankfurt/o.
27.3.(d)halle       28.3.(d)dresden
31.3.(d)gera
* JINGO DE LUNCH
10.3.(d)trier       11.3.(d)ubach-palenb
12.3.(d)hildesheim  13.3.(d)osnabrueck
14.3.(d)kiel        15.3.(d)segeberg
16.3.(d)zapfendorf  17.3.(d)gera
31.3.(d)duesseldorf 19.4.(d)aurich
* LONDON BEAT
20.4.(d)muenchen    24.4.(d)frankfurt
27.4.(d)koeln       29.4.(d)hamburg

* PINK CREAM 69
02.4.(d)bonn        03.4.(d)osnabrueck
04.4.(d)berlin      05.4.(d)hamburg
07.4.(d)bremen      08.4.(d)hannover
09.4.(d)bochum      11.4.(d)muenchen
12.4.(d)karlsruhe   13.4.(d)trossingen
15.4.(d)frankfurt   16.4.(d)nuernberg
17.4.(d)stuttgart
* EVERYDAY PEOPLE
22.4.(d)muenchen    23.4.(d)frankfurt
25.4.(d)bonn        26.4.(d)hamburg
27.4.(d)hannover    28.4.(d)berlin
* ABSTUERZENDE BRIEFTAUBEN(YEEE!)
22.3.(d)koeln       23.3.(d)attendorn
24.3.(d)essen       25.3.(d)ubach-palenb
26.3.(d)muenster    27.3.(d)hamburg
28.3.(d)bremen      30.3.(d)hannover
31.3.(d)berlin      03.4.(d)osnabrueck
04.4.(d)goettingen  05.4.(d)schaafheim
06.4.(d)bamberg     07.4.(d)frankfurt
09.4.(d)wuerzburg   10.4.(d)nuernberg
11.4.(d)mannheim    12.4.(d)biberach
13.4.(d)heidenheim  15.4.(d)muenchen
16.4.(d)freiburg    17.4.(d)stuttgart
18.4.(d)karlsruhe   19.4.(d)illingen
20.4.(d)gundelsheim 21.4.(d)trier
23.4.(d)kaiserlauta.25.4.(d)bielefeld
26.4.(d)duesseldorf 27.4.(d)oldenburg
28.4.(d)kiel
* HERBEAT GROENEMAYER
11.3.(d)fulda       12.3.(d)lichtenfels
13.3.(d)nuernberg   15.3.(d)wuerzburg
16.3.(d)augsburg    17.3.(d)hof
19.3.(d)saarbruecken20.3.(d)kaiserslaut.
21.3.(ch)lauzern    23.3.(d)offenburg
24.3.(d)memmingen   25.3.(a)innsbruck
27.3.(d)dortmund    28.3.(d)dortmund
* DAVID LEE ROTH
10.3.(d)frankfurt    3.4.(d)boeblingen
 4.4.(d)fuerth       6.4.(d)duesseldorf
 8.4.(d)berlin       9.4.(d)ludwigshafen
10.4.(d)oldenburg

Charts

 CHARTS
 ------

 first lets begin with da german lps:

 1.INNUENDO               queen
 2.AUBERGE                chris rea
 3.THE SOUL CAGES         sting
 4.serious hits live      phil collins
 5.the singles collection jimmy s.
 6.wicked game            chris isaak
 7.brille                 heinz r. kunze
 8.the razors edge        ac/dc
 9.pan-traeume            eduard simoni
10.live                   marius m. w.









 and continue with the suiss singles:

 1.CRAZY                seal
 2.GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT c&c music fact.
 3.HELLO AFRICA         dr.alban+leila k
 4.innuendo             queen
 5.wind of change       scorpions
 6.3 a.m. eternal       klf
 7.sadness part i       enigma
 8.unbelievable         emf
 9.i'll be your baby t. r.palmer+ub 40
10.i believe            emf

 bavaria
 1.GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT c&c music fact.
 2.NO COKE              dr.alban
 3.3 A.M. ETERNAL       klf
 4.do the bartman       simpsons
 5.crazy                seal
 6.because i love you   stevie b.
 7.joyride              roxette
 8.wicked game          chris isaak
 9.hello africa         dr.alban+leila k
10.all together now     the farm

£ austria:
 1.GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT c&c music fact.
 2.HELLO AFRICA         dr.alban+leila k
 3.KRANK DI MET         ostbahn kurti+c.
 4.sister soul&mr.beat  beat 4 feet
 5.unchained melody     righteous bros.
 6.joyride              roxette
 7.crazy                seal
 8.3 a.m. eternal       klf
 9.fantasy              black box
10.to love somebody     jimmy somerville

now THE HITLIST:
 1.SHOULD I STAY OR...  the clash
 2.THE STONK            hale and peace
 3.DO THE BARTMAN       simpsons
 4.crazy for you        madonna
 5.you got the look     the source
 6.because i love you   stevie b.
 7.move your body       xpansion
 8.joyride              roxette
 9.it's too late        quartz
10.devotion             nomad

News

   NEWS
----

- studio k7(well-known for tv-films) fou
  nded the first indy-videoproduction la
  bel.they will release the following
  videos...'KINGS OF INDEPENDENCE'
           'NICK CAVE&THE BAD SEEDS'
           'CRIME&THE CITY SOLUTION'
- the damned will publish their very las
  t single called FUN FACTORY! it's an
  older one and unreleased up to now!
- the pale saints have a new ep called
  HALF LIFE
- black francis/THE PIXIES would be a
  victim of a very dangerous mistake:
  a man,who escaped from the local psy
  chological hospital was in the same
  pub,where the pixies were relaxing
  from a soundcheck.the cops camei in +
  arrested black francis in meaning to
  have got the right one.first as the
  real sick person reveals oneself,the
  cops gave black for free
  (to be honest,sounds unbelievable!)
- after a long time of 6 years mark
  almond(x-softcell) and dave ball (x-
  softcell,too,now technoband THE GRID)
  were working 2gether for the new song
  waifs and strays.
  m.almond also changed label(now wea).
  the new contract contains a paragraph
  over one mobile clothes-iron and eight
  bugs-bunny-toys(?!?). it's no joke!(?)
- the 'NEW' single MEIN KLEINER GRUENER
  KAKTUS' by abstuerzende brieftauben
  got canceled by the music label bmg
  ufa musikverlage,because the new per-
  formed text by the 'brieftauben'were
  to arsing and would destroy the image
  of the evergreen in the world.the ori
  ginal song was made by the COMEDIAN
  HARMONISTS'in the early 30th...
- lol tolhurst(ex-cure)founded a new
  group called 'presence'.first single
  out soon
- the sugarcubes,finitribe,THE SHAMEN,
  the heart throben and others are on
  the new videosampler from the label
  ONE LITTLE INDIAN
- 10000 MANIACS present their new video
  called 'time capsule'























SOME DANCEFLOOR NEWS...

- PUBLIC ENEMY got their first female
  member...SISTER SOULJAH! she's going
  to fight with their female 'brothers'
  against the white power...they say!

- JAMES BROWN,the king of soul,has been
  released from jail on the 9th march!
  he said he's going to make a new reco
  rd soon...

- the hip hop mastaz BOOGIEDOWN PRODUCT.
  released a live video...BUY IT! it's
  fab!

- maybe you know the movie HOUSE PARTY
  with kid'n play?! the german trans-
  lation is such a BULLSHIT...fuck it!

- recently a BOOK about the bpm dates of
  all well-known MAXI SINGLES has been
  realeased...surely useful for some few
  people

  KLF released their first lp 'tunes
  from the white room'! it's simply fan-
  tastic ambient house...
  still remember the group TIME LORDS ?
  they are the same like KLF! kool or
  what!

- TONE LOC will release soon a new lp!

- the GERMAN dj magazine network press
  released a list of the best of 1990
  voted by their readers...here are sum
  of them with my personal favourite...

best lp...
SNAP  WORLD POWER       /network press
3RD BASS  THE CACTUS ALBUM  /rough
best maxi...
DEEE-LITE GROOVE IS IN T.            /np
DREAM WARRIORS MY DEFINITION OF A   /rgh
best remix...
DNA TOM'S DINER                      /np
WAS NOT WAS PAPA WAS A ROLLING STONE/rgh


best female singer...
CARON WHEELER                        /np
GEE MORRIS/INNOCENCE                /rgh

best male singer...
DAVE GAHAN/DEPECHE MODE              /np
THE SINGER OF BAD RELIGION          /rgh

best female rapper...
MONIE LOVE                           /np
NENEH CHERRY AND MONIE LOVE         /rgh

best male rapper...
MC HAMMER (HAHA!)                    /np
FLAVOR FLAV/PE + Q-TIP/TRIBE C.QUEST/rgh
best live-act...
BOO YAA TRIBE                        /np
tja...REVOLTING COCKS i think!      /rgh

newcomer of 1990...
SNAP                                 /np
DREAM WARRIORS,3RD BASS + DEEE-LITE /rgh
best musicvideo...
DEEE-LITE GROOVE IS IN THE HEART     /np
MEGADETH HOLY WARS (the vert best!!)/rgh
best movie...
PRETTY WOMAN (shit!)                 /np
YOUNG EINSTEIN                      /rgh
best music program...
YO! MTV RAPS /MTV                    /np
PARTYZONE/MTV,OFF BEAT/TELE 5       /rgh

AND LOTSA CRAP MORE...

back to the news....















£JAPAN is going to reform under the name
 of RAIN TREE COW. a line-up of david
 alayvian, mick karn, steve jansen and
 richard barbieri have been working on
 new material for the last year.they re-
 leased BLACKWATER, their first single
 since 1982 on the 8th of march.

-TRANSVISION VAMP is going to enter the
 studios cause they want to release a
 new album in june. we're all looking
 forward to seeing the sweet awfully
 good looking lead-girl wendy again.

-charysalis records have denied that
 SINEAD O'CONNER is to star in a 10m
 pound film adation of wuthering heights





-the KLF debut lp THE WHITE ROOM is out
 now on their own label.

Tests

 HELLO PARTYPALS!
 ----------------

this is the record chapter for this edi-
tion with sum new dancefloor tests....

 EMF / I BELIEVE

after their GREAT song UNBELIEVABLE they
try to reach the quality again,but fail!
'i believe' is only a average rave song
the video is cool...the guys are dancing
with their instruments through a forest
            rating ... 59%

 TEMPER TEMPER / TALK MUCH

a slow soulsong for dancing like you can
hear it 1000 times all over the world!
very cheap rhythm! forget the crap...
            rating ... 19%




 DREAM WARRIORS / LUDI

their single 'definition of a bombastic
jazz style',which i bought over 3 months
ago,just entered the charts... there you
see how slow&lame you are! anyway this
is the sequel,but it's not such a funny
fantastic song like jazz style! by the
way their lp and now the legacy begins
is just out now...     65%

 KLF / 3.A.M.ETERNAL!

this one is old,but we didnt test it be-
fore so here it is...and it's again fan-
tastic ambient house! buy it or die! and
you can expect full dancefloors on your
next pardey...great tune!  85%

 EXPENSION/MOVE YOUR BODY

whaep! what's that? the voice is awful,
the sound average! maybe sum people will
like ... me not!           41%

 PAPA DEE/BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

normally i hate reggae music because it'
s such a stupid crap,but this one is sum
kind of reggaerap and it's really kewl!
if you have sum money left you even coul
d buy it             73%

 SCRITTI POLITTI / SHE'S A WOMAN

what a stupid name they have and that's
how it sounds...pop shit done for earnin
g money from poor lousers...forget it,sc
ritti people isnt better than in their
100% pop live,years ago...  28%

 BEATS INTERNATIONAL / ECHO CHAMBER

you surely remember their 1st single...
and you love(d) it,now they try again
to follow their success and maybe they
will get it again! this tune is really
very well organized! the way the black
man raps the word 'echo chamber' is real
ly a superb feeeling...    80%
 ASWAD/BEST OF MY LOVE

again a new reggae song,some people say
that they are one of the best reggae ban
ds ever...i think 'dont turn around' was
nice the rest is pure bullshit,like this
one...08/15 reggae...shit!  38%

 SOHO/LOVE GENERATION

if you see them you'll think at once of
deee-lite,yes,the hippies are back! nice
to dance this song,but nothing special a
t all,nice effects,good voice and that
was it...here around munich the hippies
return already too,everywhere hippie par
tys! damned peacefuckers... 62%

 CAVEMEN/I'M READY!

oooh! where do i know from the guitars?
yes,jimi hendrix's crossroads! kewl danc
esong,but (it's a pity) only because of
jimi's excellent guitar riffs...maybe a
chartbreaker               77%
 JESUS LOVES YOU/BOW DOWN MISTER

aaargh,the gay fool is back...boy george
in the whole song he sings HARE KRISHNA
a definition of a certain radical sect!
and then he hides his foolish lyrics be-
hind the name 'jesus loves you'! fuck hi
m! shithead! no religion is still the be
st!            RATING...04%

 INFO BEAT/WE GOT THE FUN

dance,dance,boring,boring,pouse...37%

 KING BEE/BACK BY DOPE DEMAND

the british white rapper is back with a
extrememly kooool song! maybe it will be
the first chart success for him! hear it
and love it......     73%
----------------------------------------
are you a good informed disc jockey? (NO
BAUERN LAMER),then send us a tape or ur
personal tests or join our staff even!

THE BINGO BOYS/SHOW ME HOW TO DANCE
this song already entered the usa-dance
charts...but where does it come from ?
well,where? you'll never guess it! it's
from good old AUSTRIA! you wont believe
it,if you hear it 1st time,coz it's very
professional...cool idea with the speake
r!          check it out...70%

ADVENTURES OF STEVIE V./JEALOUSY
what can you except from stevie v.,a com
mercial dancefloor song,who surely finds
his people,but he deserves it,good work!
                rating...61%

THE O'JAYS/DONT LET ME DOWN
wuerg! swuerg! another shit coming up!
why cant they stop releasing those 10
minutes worktime trax! forget it...27%






after some hiphop+house TESTS we bring
some pop(?) tests by rough...

SCORPIONS/CHANGING WIND(or sth like that

remember their classic 'i'm still loving
you' yes? here's another classic... you
will surely like it,also if you dont
like their other songs,like me! cool
thing!         rating...82%

CHRIS ISAAC/WICKED GAME

yeah,the title song of the strange movie
WILD AT HEART and it's such a fantastic+
bombastic thing! check it out,you'll luv
it...          rating...88%

ERIC CLAPTON/BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT
a few days ago i heard this song the 1st
time and it's sooooo brilliant! i dont
know if it's old or something like that!
i dont care,it's fabolous! it's greaaat!
buy it TODAY...the voice,the guitar riff
it's unbeatable    rating...99%
two older records i bought in the past
weex...
KILL THRILL KULT/kooler than jesus

what's that you might ask? well you can
call it jesus acid or indy house or sth
like that,anyway it sounds very nice!
nothing special but good to listen to...
yeah,kooler than jesus!
                 rating... 74%

KING HORSE/KING HORSE

a new thrash raising on the horizon and
their but lp is not too bad after all!
some sonx sound a little boring but all
together fine work...it's like a mixture
of danzig and suicidal tendencies!

                 rating... 62%





£  last week,IMBECIL and me went to a
record market where they sell old record
s...here's some special things we found
there...

- maybe u know da ebm formation MINISTRY
  i found an old lp from 1983 and was
  very happy about it...but when i went
  home and throw the record on the playe
  r i started to vomit like hell...they
  made in earlier times some kind of
  TECHNO POP from most awfulest quality
  i ever heard...fuck'em!
- we found a double live lp from FAITH
  NO MORE which is only seld in THE USA
  but it was dm50.- ...too expensive!
- imbecil buid a bootleg from SUICIDAL
  TENDENCIES from the year 1985 when
  they where totally unknown but i must
  admit...THEY WERE ALWAYS THRASH KINX!
  COOL,YEAH!
- i also found a very old BAD RELIGION
  lp but those suckaz sold it for dm40.-
  urgs!

Adds

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very cheap! if ya play in a group, send
us yer demo-tape and we'll see what's
up! 100% answer. ya'll get 50% of the
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simply, if ya wanna have copied tapes,
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Special Reports

MEGADETH+almighty+alice in chains
concert report

yesterday the 15.3.91 five friends of
mine and i (imbecil) visited the great
concert of one of the best speed metal
bands: megadeth. i met three of my pals
at the train to munich at 18.18 o'clock.
we drove to the german museum in which
the gig should take place. in front of
the museum were nearly 100 guys. here we
wanted to find the missing two guys.they
were not there cause they were late as
normal. as we entered we were searched
for weapons and other 'peacemakers'.
then we entered just in time to see the
first support: ALICE IN CAINS.
the mood was still on zero level. the
sound of a.i.c. reminded me of chinese
folk songs but with more speed.
then there was a break in which they
build up another stage scenery. it was
time for : ALMIGHTY
the mood had rised a bit, but i remaind
calm as i don't like almighty. they
played some sogs from their new album
'soul destruction' : free 'n' easy, love
religion, ...
then again a break to alter the stage.
during the break they played a fucking
cool music, but i don't know what it was
if anyone of you knows please write to
da condom.
and them the moment had come. the head-
liners climbed on stage while being in-
troduced : MEGADETH
on tour to introduce their album 'RUST
IN PEACE' which is already out for some
months, they presented many songs from
it like: hangar 18,lucretia,holy wars...
the punishment due, ...
and of course some clasics like:
anarchy for the u.k., hook in my mouth,
in my darkest hour, ...
oh man, it has been a really funny con-
cert, if you leave out the support. if
they come to a town near you, then visit
it's worth the money.

now what have we got ?
a special report written by CREEP. many
thanx to him:

hello wave-,techno-,ibm- and all other
interested fans ! i'm very proud,that i
am allowed to make a small article for
this marvellous mag (red.:thanx). today
i will introduce to you a background
story 'bout the well known 'FRONT 242'.
let's start:

one day in the year 1982, DANIEL BRESS-
ANUTTI, owner of a little belgian record
shop, thought that it was time for some-
thing new, as the music-scene was boring
and totally down. so he founded together
with PATRICK CODNEY and JEAN LUC DE
MEYER the project called 'FRONT 242'.
already the first single smashed in like
a rocket. all the independent- and dance
floor insiders woke up, indeed that was
a new style. the improvement was the to-
tal use of synthesizers, tapes and sound
samples from tv and radio networks.
the music was hard, powerful and good 4
dancing. the very hard synthy-beat was
unknown until this time. in the early
eighties there was electronic music only
known as the athmospheric-monumental
songs by JEAN MICHEL JARRE or groups
like tangerine dream.with all this the
music done by front 242 had the break-
through. they proved that electronic
misi can be full of energy and be suit-
able for discoteques. that was the birth
date of E.B.M. (electronic body music!).
in december 1982 after their 2nd single
called 'U-MEN' they presented the first
record with great success like they had
with teir first two singles. the short
temporal publications show the 'HUNGER'
of the scene.
in the begining on 1983 the question of
live preformances and tours was thrown
up. d.bresanutti had no such things in
mind. he only saw his work behind the
mixers in the studio and not on stage,
in front of all the hysteric visitors.
in these times another guy joined the
band. his name was RICHARD23. he pushed
luc temporally away as singer.with lots
of action, richard23 was the main attrac
tion of all the concerts. one thing no-
ticed by the tv and critics was the
stage equippment: army hide-nets, cuts
from military- and war videos. for these
things they were called as an extreme
radical band. in all the years the band
gave no statement to this reproach. they
let their misic and the time work for
them.
the commercialsuccess went on. with
records 'NO COMMENT' and 'OFFICIAL VER-
SION' the international honour came.
success opens doors for big tours throu
the usa and canada. 1988, after their
last record 'FRONT BY FRONT' and after
a wide european tour their official work
ended. the founders of e.b.m. go home to
their home, belgium and work on other
projects. they produced albums for THE
WEATHERMEN, or helped in BIGOD 20. after
long two years they are back with the
brand new record TYRANNY FOR YOU. in my
opinion is this one of the best.
all in all you can say that front 242
is going more and more away from being
only a e.b.m.-band. for example: have
you ever heard the track 'GRIPPED BY
FEAR', the clubmix version ? get it and
you'll know what i mean. so that's it
for the story.
here is a short view on their releases:

     ALBUMS:        SINGLES,MAXIS:
1981:               principles
1982:geography      u-men
1983:               endless riddance
                    two in one
1985:no comment     politics of pressure
1986:               interception
1987:back catalogue masterhit
     official ver.
1988:front by front headhunter
1989:               never stop
1990:               tragedy for you
                    tragedy for you ii
1991:tyranny for you

i hope you had a little fun reading this
SHORT (red.: ?????) article and that it
was interesting for you.

                        yours CREEP




















 +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
 CONCERT REPORTS...
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das ich-concert/23/2/91

first to mention a few things 'das ich'
is a well-known wave band in germany,whi
ch e.g the song 'GOTT IST TOD' play! the
gig took place in some strange dance pa-
lace and i first had sum problems gettin
there,i only met some little kids and th
ought 'AAARGH!,that will be a shit....'
at the entrance i met my pal zwerg ! we
went in and 'oooh!' no shitty kid place
like i thought 1st,the dj's played ex-
cellent ebm music and i met a few cool
people there! i caught sum beer and the
fun could start...zwerg got drunk from
1/5 bottle of wine...hehe! after a while
DAS ICH started to play not too bad wave
but those fools played their best song
at 2nd place! hahaha! some shit songs fo
llowed! they only played a few good sonx
  at the start but then only shit came
after a little time zwerg got SICK and
felt asleep! i amused a little bit with
vroni in the meantime,then i asked her
if her sister could drive us home coz zw
ergie felt so sick! at 1.30 am the siste
r decided to be so nice to drive us home
(thank you,BITCH!),better later than nev
er! in the meantime we had to wait outsi
de where i caught a nice little 'flu and
i was uncool for the next two dayz(snif)
anyway i can only tell you...ONE NICE SO
NG,THE OTHERS AVERAGE OR BULL! the place
was good,the band average,the conditions
shit (cold,tooth hurting,zwerg got sick)

        anyway,that's it...rough!









 ALIEN SEX FIEND reeeee pooort! /28/2
 ------------------------------

yes,yes,yesterday the cult band of all
real ebm pals opened their doors in MUNI
CH and guess who was there? roughie of
cuz! for a exception zwerg,my PARTYPAL,
didnt come along this time because he's
OUT OF MONEY! so i went with a guy calle
d ANDY and nice girl from FRANCE there!
after a fuckin' long journey with da tra
in! anyway we had lotsa fun there and th
is french girl was really delicious !!!
the only pity was that andy already had
her in his hands(grmpx!) anyway who carz
anyway we went there,OVERCROWDED,MASSES
of WAVERS,GRUFTS,TECHNO PALS and COOLIES
we squeezed through the crowd to find a
place to stay! no fore band was there,so
they started at the rite time 20.30 pm!
AND YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH...fantastic !
they had a bombastic light show,ofcourse
with fog mashine too! the singer looked
like always a little bit strange,white f
ace,dark eyes,naked upper body,who the
HELLBASTARD CARES? andy and me had a lot
sa fun,only the french didnt like it too
much,she said the sound is awful and muc
h too loud,the only thing she liked were
the EXCELLENT gitarre riffs! she told me
that she prefers u2,the cure and other
softer thinx! well,everybody may have th
e TASTE he wants to have! meanwhile some
freax started to POGUE and groove! i ask
ed andy if we should try too but he re-
fused coz he had to bring his girl to th
e train,he said he would return in just
half an hour...well,so i danced a little
bit unexcited alone! the music was fanta
stic,but if your alone it's not the 100%
fun! but when they played the brilliant
tune 'SAMPLE MY SAUSAGE' i couldnt hold
myself! i danced around like hell and ba
nged with my head to the computer drums!
aaaaaah.... I LOVE THE FUCKIN' DELIGHT!
for this song the band took some biiiig
chiquita banana-balloons....and threw it
into the masses...haha! yeah! the music
was so F A N T A S T I Q U E ? in a litt
le break,the band went away and a guy,
with an ice hockey mask went on the stag
e covered with fog and spoke into the
MIC with an echoed voice...a nice EFFECT
but a little bit too stupid brought!
that surely was a good impression for al
l this STUPID DRUG ADDICTED LITTLE KIDS!
a fuckin' arse even asked me if i have
some hash to smoke for him! i could have
kicked him my marteenz into his face but
that only would have caused TROUBLE! so
i hold back! anyway 3/4 hour passed and
that fuckin' andy didnt return yet and
so i got pretty angry about him! (was he
fuckin' the girl on the train station or
where the heck has he been?) anyway at
12 o'clock i met (FOR MY LUCK) some otha
friends from my town and they took me wi
th their car...i was really pissed that
i couldnt have stayed longer,but i had
to go with them,coz i missed the last TR
AIN! anyway at home i felt into my bed &
dreamed a nice girl would suck my dick!
bull! that's nomore the report...so i en
d it here...with the sentence...CHECK TH
ESE GUYS OUT IF THEY ARE IN TOWN!

Top Cracks

  BEST VERSIONS...

this is a new special chapter! it'll be
released next time probably in vinews
but i didnt get it ready in time so i
decided to release it in CONDOM...
rules...
i only took games from which i had at
least 5 versions!
no previews!
countsystem...
i'll try to explain it on a an example :
cracks(this is an example)
hitmen +3 112bl
x-ray  +4 140bl
[p]    +5 130bl

trainers
--------
1.[p] +5 3points < the points depend
2 x-r +4 2p.       on the amount of
3.hit +3 1p.       available versions!
         .
         .
         .
LENGHT
------
1.hitmen 112bl 3p. < the points depend
2.[p]    130bl 2p.   on the same!
3.x-ray  140bl 1p.

then the points are added and result in
the rankings...
1.paramount 130bl +5 5points
2.hitmen    112bl +3 4points
3.x-ray     140bl +4 3points

if there is something very special to sa
y about then read the COMMENTS!

special thanks to the magazines gamer's
guide,anyone better and brutal recall 4
some additional informations!

if there's something wrong we are sorry
but everybody can make mistakes!
    ---------



BREATHALYZER
----------------------------------------
 1.LIGHT                   47         +4
 2.omega                   51         +2
 3.brutal                  64         +7
 4.chromance               59         +2
 5.dunex                   62         +2
 6.the freaks              52          -
 7.stash                   80         +7
 8.ruthless                54          -
 9.noise                   55          -
10.the ancient temple      66         +2
11.hysteric                72         +2
12.warriors of wasteland   60          -
13.x-ray+transcom          89         +4
14.chromance               63          -
15.akrak                   87          -

2 versions again by chromance! even tat
cracked this game...!?
noise seem to be back in buziness!




CREATURES
----------------------------------------
 1.IKARI+TALENT            549        +7
 2.illusion                552        +6
 3.action                  581       +10
 4.extasy                  546        +2
 5.f4cg                    570        +6
 6.manowar                 561        +3
 7.censor design           617        +3
 8.culture                 597        +2
 9.science 451             792         -

lotsa cool versions of this marvellous
game,except this crap from science 451 !
he,what's up,guys?!

----------------------------------------
if someone feels attacked by that crap
then do not write sum shit in intros,
mags or on the boards ,but write us a
letter and tell us what is wrong! and if
it's true that you made such a lame ver-
sion then shut up and feel ashamed...


CHIP'S CHALLENGE
----------------------------------------
 1.TRIAD                   329/2F     +3
 2.HITMEN                  329/3F     +3
 3.light                   333        +4
 4.genesis project         337        +3
 5.action                  369        +3
 6.f4cg                    348         -
 7.babygang                418        +2

two brilliant versions by triad+hitmen!
great iffl work! light also did a great
job! triad,hitmen+light used short intro
s,but they would have been best anyway!
also genesis did a cool job! action clai
med that their version is so great...
well,judge for yourself!
f4cg wrote that they will always rule
the 64 to chip's challenge!
you see how they rule...no trainers!





CAVEMANIA
----------------------------------------
 1.TRIAD                   76         +4
 2.brutal                  93         +6
 3.pulsar                  82         +3
 4.x-ray+transcom         108         +4
 5.bonzai                  97         +2
 6.depredators             98         +2
 7.dominators             134         +3
 8.silicon                123          -

dominators' version of this shitgame is
probably an import version,isn't it?!
silicon deserve their position,again!
what,pulsar is back again???!!!










DERICOLOURS
----------------------------------------
 1.FAIRLIGHT               58         +4
 2.silicon                 63         +5
 3.triad                   53         +3
 4.bonzai                  57         +2
 5.brutal                  67         +3
 6.chromance               65         +2
 7.x-ray+transcom          85         +4
 8.hitmen                  76         +3
 9.pandora                 69          -
10.acc                     70          -
11.depredators            126         +2
12.noise                  104          -
what a surprise! a great version by the
anarchist of silicon! x+t version had a
double cheat,but the intro was marvellou
s! only 1 block difference between acc+
pandora??? i think i know why they stop-
ped pandora... depredators maybe forgot
to crunch it for real...




SUPERCARS
----------------------------------------
 1.LIGHT                   118        +8
 2.triad                   124        +8
 3.dominators              139        +7
 4.brutal                  147        +8
 5.bonzai                  129        +6
 6.the ruling company      132        +5
 7.x-ray+transcom          151        +7
 8.illusion                141        +4
 9.f4cg                    148        +5
10.legend                  154        +7
11.warriors of wasteland   146        +1
12.acc                     143         -
13.ikari+talent            179        +5
14.death                   150        +3
15.chromance               148         -
16.silicon                 153         -
light,again?! so vote for them...
trc alone again even on #6!
who is death? or do they mean death
sector ???



TURRICAN II
----------------------------------------
 1.IKARI+TALENT            958        +7
 2.genesis project         969        +7
 3.brutal                 1294dox     +8
i also got x-rated's version but it bugs
didnt they crack it right or my c128???

HUNT FOR THE RED OCTOBER-THE MOVIE
----------------------------------------
 1.TRIAD                   332        +9
 2.censor design/nei       386        +6
 3.action                  379       +0h
action's version is a laugh worth!
censor did a good quality job!!!!!

DIPLOMACY
----------------------------------------
 1.LIGHT                   145         -
 2.hitmen                  182         -
 3.warriors of wasteland   186         -
 4.legend/nei              199         -
37 blocks...light-hitmen! this cant be
only the intro...???!!!

TOUGH GUYS
----------------------------------------
 1.BONZAI                  198        +6
 2.chromance               230        +7
 3.depredators             209        +4
 4.light                   193        +2
 5.brutal                  311        +7
 6.triad                   217        +2
 7.dynamix                 252        +3
 8.chromance               297        +5
 9.paramount               283        +3
10.ruthless                224        +1
11.action/nei              246        +1
12.x-ray+transcom          326        +2
13.weird                   326         -
14.sabian                  395         -

and again...2 chromance versions! it's
action's own fault if they only release
an import version! depredators on #3!
they seem to back in quality!




ROBOCOP II
----------------------------------------
 1.LEGEND                  475        +6
 2.extasy                  441        +2
 3.ikari+talent            478        +2
 4.hotline                 506        +4

not too many versions of that game,but
legend proved their quality...they'd
better look for some real swappers...?!

that's it for this time!

next time these informations will be rea
leased in vinews....so look out next
venlo





           rough...



from about 170 GAMES of the past 6months
these groups had the most best versions:
  name        gold    silver   bronze
  x-ray        19       9         2
  light        13       4         2
  triad        12       8         4
  paramount    12       6         3
  genesis      12       4         4
  brutal       11       5         6
  ikari+talent  5       6         2
  bonzai        5       2         7
  nec           5       -         -
  hitmen        4       3         2
  illusion      4       2         3
  holocaust(?)  4       2         1
  dominators    4       -         2
  legend        4       -         1
  transcom      4       -         -
  fairlight     3       5         2
  chromance     3       3         1
  f4cg          3       3         -
  cross         3       2         -
  vision        3       -         1
  silicon       2       4         1
  censor        2       2         1

Bullshit

 THIS IS THE BULLSHIT CORNER...

well,here we tell stories,jokes & crap :

i just came back from munich where i
bought a NITZA EBB-lp! awesome tunes!
you'll see a review in the next edition.

some 'funny' jokes...in german!

warum gibts in aethiopien kein sniggers?
weils dort keinen kleinen hunger zwische
ndurch gibt..hahahahhahahahhhahhahahah!

SPRUCH...
siehst du einen popper liegen
blass ihn auf und lass ihn fliegen...
 huahuhuhuahahahahahh

was ist der unterschied zwischem einem
hooligan und einem eimer scheisse?
DER EIMER!!!!! hehehehe!



wann gehen alle oesterreichischen u-boot
e unter??? AM TAG DER OFFENEN TUER!
hahahahaha!

gehen 17 oesterreicher ins kino,steht
dort ab 18,gehen sie wieder....hehehehe!

hocken drei schwule auf ner bank!
laesst der erste'n furz...fuuuuuurzz
laesst der zweite'n furz...fuuuuuurzz
laesst der dritte'n furz...ffff...
sagt der erste zum zweiten :
DU,DER IST NOCH JUNGFRAU! hihihi!

liegen drei schwule im bett und pennen.
der linke und der rechte sind total ab-
gewichst! wacht der in der mitte auf und
sagt 'he,wisst ihr was ich heute getraeu
mt hab,das ich skifahr'!'

gehen zwei auf der strasse hat der andre
auch ne mark...(?)!



kommen zwei kumpels in'n wirtshaus,hockt
dort'n pferd am tisch! die beiden setzen
sich zum gegenueberliegenden tisch! sagt
der eine zum anderen "wetten um 100 dm
das ich das pferd zum lachen bring!"
sagt der andere "nie...die 100 dm biste
los" geht er zum pferd spricht kurz mit
ihm und der gaul lacht voll los....!
geht er wieder zurueck und kriegt seine
100dm und sagt "jetzt geb ich dir die ch
ance die 100dm wieder zurueckzugewinnen:
wetten das ich das pferd zum weinen brin
ge" der andere stimmt zu,um seinen hunde
rter wiederzukriegen! er geht wieder zu
dem pferd spricht kurz mit ihm und die
beiden gehen raus,als sie wieder zurueck
kommen heult das pferd total und der typ
bekommt wieder seinen hunderter!sagt der
andere 'ja,jetzt moecht ich wenigstens
wissen wie's des gmacht hast' 'ja,ganz
einfach! zuerst bin ich hingangen und
hab gesagt das meiner laenger ist als
seiner und dann sind wir rausgegangen
und haben abgemessen...'HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
ist ein mann auf nem hochhaus und muss
unbedingt mal PISSEN! er findet keine
toilette und denkt sich 'ist ja egal!
piss ich einfach runter'!
er stellt sich an den abgrund,packt aus
und pisst runter! unten geht gerade ne
ALTE OMA vorbei und bekommt das ganze
voll draufgepisst,schreift hinauf 'zefix
hundskrueppel,so a sauerei' und lauft
sofort zur naechsten POLIZEIstation!
dort sagt sie 'ja,mir hat da einer auf
den kopf gspuckt!' sagt der wachtmeister
'ja,wie hat er den ausgschaut?'
'LANGE NASE,VOLLBART' hahahahahahahhhah











ACHTUNG...ACHTUNG...RASSISTISCHER WITZ!
dass is nur ein witz leute! wir alle von
der redaktion sind alle links oder zu-
mindest neutral eingestellt....

geht ein weisser mann auf der strasse
und trifft'nen neger! der schwarze schla
egt den weissen voll zusammen...
geht der weisse weiter und trifft zwei
neger! die schlagen ihn auch voll zu-
sammen! geht er wieder weiter und trifft
ne ganze horde neger! er kann sich grad
noch hinter'nem busch verstecken,doch
einer entdeckt ihn und sie verpruegeln
ihn ALLE!
daraufhin geht der mann in den naechsten
supermarkt und kauft sich ne packung
negerkuesse,wirft sie auf den boden und
stampft wie ein wilder drauf herum!
kommt ein wachtmeister vorbei und fragt
'ja,was machen sie denn da?'
sagt der weisse
die muss man toeten,bevors ausschluepfen
hahahheheh..........funny!

£that's it for this time..SORRY FREAKS
I KNOW A LOT MORE JOKES BUT I DONT HAVE
ANY TIME .... gotta leave

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