Brutal Recall 13 ch06

opinion poll
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hello gays!tch is back with the final
poll of brutal recall! last issues we
did some polls and quizes,and here are
the answers!

firstly,we do the poll...252 sceners
and one dog answered,thanks to all!!!!

1.do you like 'paul de leeuw'?

a.yes...................50 sceners
b.no....................2 sceners
c.who's that?...........101 sceners
d.sometimes.............5 sceners
e.only when i'm horny...88 sceners
f.maybe after death.....36 sceners and
                        one dog.

comment:what a surprise!i really thought
        everyone in the scene loves gays
        but it seems the opposite way...

2.have you ever thought of fucking
  cindy crawford?

a.yes...................200 sceners
b.no....................nobody
c.who's that?...........2 sceners
d.only when i'm horny...one dog
e.maybe after death.....50 sceners

comment:jach! naughty,naughty boyz!
        how can you think of even fuck-
        ing her??? i only think of that
        when i'm horny (then u must be
        a dog/ed)

3.have you ever killed a postman,because
  he caught you for cheating?

a.yes.........................one dog
b.no..........................244 scener
c.what's a postman?...........1 scener
d.after being horny...........5 sceners
e.after i was killed by him...2 sceners

comment:i hate criminals!!!!!!!!!!
4.what would you do when you have the
  choice between:joining crest as
  swapper or eating a dozen hamburgers?

a.i don't know.......67 sceners
b.eating hamburgers..140 sceners+1 dog
c.joining crest......0 sceners
d.both...............8 sceners
e.quit the scene.....21 (ex)sceners

comment:what would crest think of this?
        i think they will have a big
        negative comment on these result
        in their next megademo appearing
        over some months!

5.do you really sleep or do you just
  pretend to,because everybody else does
  it?

a.i pretend to...............60 sceners
b.i really sleep.............134 sceners
c.what's sleep?............20 sceners
d.in sweden we don't sleep!..30 sceners
e.i chase cats instead!......one dog
comment:right now i'm chasing cats,so i
        don't have any comment!

6.what would you like to do after readin
  this whole magazine?

a.commit suicide............one dog
b.chase cats................120 sceners
c.spread it to anybody......3 sceners
d.format the disk...........1 scener
e.become a member of brutal.67 sceners
f.scratch all boards........7 sceners

comment:we just got 67 members,check
        out the memberstatus on our
        board! oh shit...i just heard
        our complete bbs is scratched!

7.why did you join the scene?

a.because my parents told me so..one dog
b.because i wanted to............2 scene
c.because i am a girl............200 sce
d.because i like wasting money...10 scen
e.because i like opinion polls...30 sce
8.why did you rob the local bank?

a.i didn't do it!.............5 sceners
b.i needed the money..........30 sceners
c.i am also a prof.robber.....200 scener
d.i like screaming 'hands up'.one dog
e.i hate people in banks......19 sceners

comment:well,i guess that dog is very
        special,it can even shout 'hands
        up!' which seems to be very
        special for dogs,most dogs can't
        get further than 'hands...'

9.can you read decently?

a.i can't read the question..10 sceners
b.yes........................one dog
c.nope.......................200 sceners
d.wafwafwafwafwaf!...........nobody
e.i just got blind...........20 sceners
f.i never read questions.....22 sceners

comment:are dogs really smarter than
        sceners?                  joy!!
10.how many times have you listened to
   'take that' on mtv?

a.i never watch mtv.......one dog
b.every hour of the week..80 sceners
c.take this,suckers!......7 sceners
d.i sing in 'take that'...170 sceners

comment:i didn't know that 'take that'
        was such a big band,already
        170 people actually sing in it,
        what does saddam hussain think
        of this fact?

11.are you voting on the labour party?

a.yesssssssss.......128 sceners
b.nooooooooooo......68 sceners
c.i live in china...105 sceners+one dog
d.i can't vote yet..10 sceners
e.i hate major......1 scener(s)
f.party on dudes!...14 sceners

comment:lingchu hai pang,babi pang hang
        rabbi elai shishuso sushi!!!
12.is this the last question???

a.yes...........................200 scen
b.no............................13 scene
c.is this a question?...........one dog
d.everything what i say might be used
  against me!!..................39 scene

comment:okay,to do you a favour,i won't
        continue with this poll!!!

now here are the answers of the quiz we
held last issue!!
get ready for this!

but first i got to go to the toilet...
yep,i'm back again,let's kick some ass!

we asked you to vote for the best charts
for a mag to have,check out the next
page for the answers!

we also asked more,so read on...

                                joy!!
worst crackinggroups.....40% useful
best recrackers..........80% useful
silliest demogroup.......606% useful
bullshit writing mags....-0.8% useful
worst koala-painter......unknown
best basic-composer......10000% useful
fucking scenecountries...always useful
coolest ripper/coder.....00.08% useful
fastest paperartist......1x45% useful
worst demos..............???% useful
laziest mageditor........never useful
fattest scener...........airwolf-useful
best stampcheater........calypso-useful
most handsome scener.....not useful!
best graficlabel.........707+7680-999%
worst musiclabel.........only 1 label..
abnormal gamecompanies...800% useful
most sucking game........70% useful
most caught cardhacker...who cares?
shittiest modem..........0 baud-useful

comment:we took the first 11 ones in our
        charts,check them out now! i
        simply love charts...so does my
        dog!                      joy!!
that was the quiz...

i hope you enjoyed reading this shit,
or then just get stoned and read it
again (if you don't get an overdose!)
you'll probably like it afterwards!

if you've got any idea how to fill again
a chapter with very,very,very interestin
questions (like the opinion poll!!!/ed)
grab a disk and send it to:

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because i (tch) might loose your cool
sending in the mess here!!!     menu!!