ArachnoPhobia 06 Jokes

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Yet another joke chapter done by Carnage
for all the funny guys in the scene.
Just enjoy yourselfs- even when the joke
isn't that good- just drink some beer
or something like that- it will make
you laugh (it made me laugh!).

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What is the resemblance between a cop
and a 1000 dollar note?

When you need them- you can never find
them.

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'Do you really love me?' a girl asks
her boyfriend.

'Very much, my love.'

'More than Adam loved Eve?'

'Much more of course.'

'Why is it of course?'

'Because Adam didn't have any choise.'

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Two girlfriends come across.

'You are looking tired.'

'I can believe that. My husband is ill
 and I have to watch him day and night.'

'Don't you have a nurse to do that?'

'Yes I do- that's why I have to watch
 him.'

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Peter's dad plays the violin.

One day his dad is playing and he asks:

"Why is it taking you so long to saw
 through that box?"

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"That man is as strong as a bear!"

"No wonder! He eats a lot of meat!"

"That doesn't mean anything- I eat
 a lot of fish and I still can't swim!"

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A guy is walking with a pig on his
shoulder.

Another guy walks by and says: "You
won him on the fun fair- didn't you?"

"Yes- I did" says the pig.

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A boy talks to his girlfriend.

"Isn't it fun that we have a
 courtship in secret?" says the boy.

"Yes- all my girlfriends are jealous"

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A man walks into a pub- he jumps over
3 tables- walks over the ceiling and
makes a summersault and than sits down
at the bar and orders a beer.

"That's strange"- says a costumer to
 the bartender.

"Yes it is"- he answers "normaly he
 orders a tonic."

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Yes these where all the jokes for this
issue.
See you later in one of my chapters+


                          CARNAGE is out