ArachnoPhobia 02 Know who?
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DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, -------------------- -------------------- @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ D Do you know yourself is a completly new chapter in this magazine. I (ROJ) hope you like this chapter, let me know (reactions+). How to use this chapter! I'll ask you some questions about some subjects. You can only choose A-B-C, if you have chosen than you should write your answer on a piece of paper. At the end I will give you the points that certain answers are worth. Please enjoy this chapter. HOW HIGH IS HOUR SHITLEVEL DUDE? HOW HIGH IS YOUR SHITLEVEL, DUDE? MAKE THIS TEST AND FIND OUT MAKE THIS TEST AND FIND OUT... 1 1 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, You want to buy a Playboy magazine. How do you deal with this? A A You go into the store, you walk there for an hour near the comics. Than you collect all your courage and buy the playboy with a red head. You ran to your house and go to your room. B B You step into a book-store. You don't only buy a Playboy but also a new Penthouse because there is a horny girl on the cover. And than you go back home and you hit your father because he begins to slobber when he sees you coming in with the magazines C C You want to have the Playboy but you can't do it. Courage is a nice word, but where is it? You can better buy the Donald Duck. 2 2 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Your parents ask you if you want to go on vacation to Greenland with them??? A A You say:"no problem" and go to Greenland with them. B B You say: "Well mam and dad I've got other plans". Then you say:"I don't go with you, aged people+!" C C You don't give an answer to that sort of questions. 3 3 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, You have got a car, you drive more than 200 km/hour. Suddenly there is an ugly face, it's a motor-cop. What do you do??? A A You step out of your car and say "eh..eh this is eh.. my brother's car" Did I do something wrong, officer? B B You kick his motor bike away and drive away as fast as you can. C C Driving fast??? What is that? 4 4 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, There is a new girl in your class. She is blond with a beautiful body. With gymnastic her tits swing there and back. the other guys look at here with an ernormous erection. What do you do in this situation? A A At the end of the day you wait for her. You ask her: "Do you like this school?" B B After gymnastics you talk with her. When everybody is gone you say to her: "I take you right here, on the horse or in the middle of this hall. C C You never talked to a girl, so there you go with nothing...again! 5 5 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Choose: A A With Pamela Anderson on a untenanted island. B B Together with Pamela Anderson and Claudia Schiffer on a untenanted island. C C Together with Pamela Anderson, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford on a untenanted island. 6 6 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, You have to make an exam, but you didn't learn it. What do you write? A A You drawn an enormous dick on a piece of paper and write the name of your neighbour on it. B B You are trying the best, but it doesn't work out. C C The only thing what you do is watching the new girl. You try to find out if she is wearing a new brah and you hand in a blanco piece of paper when the time is up. 7 7 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Choose: A A A romantic diner with Hilarly Clinton. B B A romantic diner with Sadam. C C A romantic diner with Cindy Crawford. 8 8 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, What do you prefer: A A Go to a concert of Oasis with your friends. B B To be in your room with al your Playboy's. C C To go to a new Disney-film with that new girl. Here are the points you get for answer the questions: 1 3 1 A: 2 points 2 A: 1 point B: 3 points B: 2 points C: 1 point C: 3 points 3 4 3 A: 2 points 4 A: 2 points B: 3 points B: 3 points C: 1 point C: 1 point 5 6 5 A: 3 points 6 A: 1 point B: 1 point B: 2 points C: 2 points C: 3 points 7 8 7 A: 2 points 8 A: 3 points B: 1 point B: 2 points C: 3 points B: 1 point If you have 8-14 points Shame on you, nerd!!! Leave this chapter immediately and please do me a pleasure never load this chapter again, loser!!! If you have 14-20 points Puf...puf this is not good but allright, not everybody is perfect. Look out may be a nerd++! If you have 20-24 points Yes!... A real guy at last. You don't lie and you are proud, never afraid and you say what you want to. SHIT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME!!! SHIT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I want to thank the musician, his name is: SPIKE/Lepsi/Albion (thanks mate) I see you in Issue#3 ROJ ROJ ,,,