ArachnoPhobia 02 Know who?

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         DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF
         DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF
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Do you know yourself is a completly new
chapter in this magazine.
I (ROJ) hope you like this chapter,
let me know (reactions+).

How to use this chapter!

I'll ask you some questions about some
subjects. You can only choose A-B-C, if
you have chosen than you should write
your answer on a piece of paper.
At the end I will give you the points
that certain answers are worth.
Please enjoy this chapter.








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    MAKE THIS TEST AND FIND OUT
    MAKE THIS TEST AND FIND OUT...



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                   1
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You want to buy a Playboy magazine. How
do you deal with this?


A
A  You go into the store, you walk there
   for an hour near the comics. Than you
   collect all your courage and buy the
   playboy with a red head. You ran to
   your house and go to your room.

B
B  You step into a book-store. You don't
   only buy a Playboy but also a new
   Penthouse because there is a horny
   girl on the cover. And than you go
   back home and you hit your father
   because he begins to slobber when he
   sees you coming in with the magazines

C
C  You want to have the Playboy but you
   can't do it. Courage is a nice word,
   but where is it? You can better buy
   the Donald Duck.




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                   2
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Your parents ask you if you want to go
on vacation to Greenland with them???


A
A  You say:"no problem" and go to
   Greenland with them.


B
B  You say: "Well mam and dad I've got
   other plans". Then you say:"I don't
   go with you, aged people+!"


C
C  You don't give an answer to that sort
   of questions.




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                   3
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You have got a car, you drive more
than 200 km/hour. Suddenly there is an
ugly face, it's a motor-cop. What do
you do???


A
A  You step out of your car and say
   "eh..eh this is eh.. my brother's
   car"
   Did I do something wrong, officer?

B
B  You kick his motor bike away and
   drive away as fast as you can.

C
C  Driving fast??? What is that?



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                   4
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There is a new girl in your class. She
is blond with a beautiful body. With
gymnastic her tits swing there and back.
the other guys look at here with an
ernormous erection. What do you do in
this situation?


A
A  At the end of the day you wait for
   her. You ask her: "Do you like this
   school?"

B
B  After gymnastics you talk with her.
   When everybody is gone you say to
   her: "I take you right here, on the
   horse or in the middle of this hall.

C
C  You never talked to a girl, so there
   you go with nothing...again!



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                   5
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Choose:


A
A  With Pamela Anderson on a untenanted
   island.

B
B  Together with Pamela Anderson and
   Claudia Schiffer on a untenanted
   island.

C
C  Together with Pamela Anderson,
   Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford
   on a untenanted island.



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                   6
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You have to make an exam, but you didn't
learn it. What do you write?

A
A  You drawn an enormous dick on a piece
   of paper and write the name of your
   neighbour on it.

B
B  You are trying the best, but it
   doesn't work out.

C
C  The only thing what you do is
   watching the new girl. You try to
   find out if she is wearing a new brah
   and you hand in a blanco piece of
   paper when the time is up.



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                   7
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Choose:


A
A  A romantic diner with Hilarly
   Clinton.

B
B  A romantic diner with Sadam.

C
C  A romantic diner with Cindy Crawford.



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                   8
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What do you prefer:



A
A  Go to a concert of Oasis with your
   friends.

B
B  To be in your room with al your
   Playboy's.

C
C  To go to a new Disney-film with that
   new girl.



Here are the points you get for answer
the questions:



1                        3
1  A: 2 points           2  A: 1 point
   B: 3 points              B: 2 points
   C: 1 point               C: 3 points


3                        4
3  A: 2 points           4  A: 2 points
   B: 3 points              B: 3 points
   C: 1 point               C: 1 point


5                        6
5  A: 3 points           6  A: 1 point
   B: 1 point               B: 2 points
   C: 2 points              C: 3 points

7                        8
7  A: 2 points           8  A: 3 points
   B: 1 point               B: 2 points
   C: 3 points              B: 1 point



If you have 8-14 points

Shame on you, nerd!!! Leave this chapter
immediately and please do me a pleasure
never load this chapter again, loser!!!


If you have 14-20 points

Puf...puf this is not good but allright,
not everybody is perfect. Look out may
be a nerd++!


If you have 20-24 points

Yes!... A real guy at last. You don't
lie and you are proud, never afraid and
you say what you want to.

     SHIT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME!!!
     SHIT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME!!!
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I want to thank the musician, his name
is:
      SPIKE/Lepsi/Albion  (thanks mate)




I see you in Issue#3

                              ROJ
                              ROJ
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