Paranews 007
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EDITORIAL
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CREDITS :
code & gfx : THAGE / PARAMOUNT
text by : DOMINO / PARAMOUNT
music by : MOON / FLASH INC
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yoho mates ...
once again DOMINO/PARAMOUNT presents yet
another issue of the PARANEWS ...
of coz , as promised a new and cool code
done by THAGE/PARAMOUNT !!! thanx andre.
hope ya like thiz piece of code ...
remember this is not a ordenaery fucking
lame disc mag ... the paranews only
contains of paranews and info's !!!
enjoy it ... and remember to vote for
PARAMOUNT ....
DOMINO
PARAMOUNT RULEZ !
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news
news !
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- GODZILLA was kicked out of PARAMOUNT ,
coz o fucking lazyness . he always
promised to finish the demo , but
nothing happend ... i fact we kicked
his ass out of our group ...
- CORRUPTION won't be finished in venlo,
coz the main code is not finished yet!
by the way THAGE will code it....
- GHOST left PARAMOUNT an rejoined his
old group CRUSADE .
- the war with the LAMEBOMBS is not over
yet . but PARAMOUNT RULES !!!
- TOM TAILOR was kicked coz of LAMENESS!
- LLOYD stopped ! jinx and domino took
over his contax .
- 3 american's joined us ... sorry i
forgot their names !
sorry ... no more happened in PARAMOUNT!
don't forget to vote for us ...
interview
the interview ...
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this issue one contains an interview
with my cool friend : JOE COOL !
D = domino (roger)
J = joe cool
letz start ...
D: hi joey , please introduce yourself
J: name: XXXXX XXXXX ; 21 years ; 1.85 m
tall ; 75 kg ; brown hair ; brown
eyes and of coz i live in germany !!!
D: since how long are you a member of
PARAMOUNT and in which groups have
you been before ?
J: since PARAMOUNT was built , i used to
be a member of ...
(1) trianon
(2) fcs ( fantasy cracking service )
(3) mdg
and until the present moment i'm
leading PARAMOUNT .
D: when did you became famous ???
J: i don't know .
D: how did you get your 'handle' ?
J: i got i as i made holidays in spain .
i saw a team with a snoopy on their
t-shirt on which was written the
sentence 'be cool ... JOE COOL'.
since 1984 i have it !
D: since when do you own a c64 and for
how long have you been in the scene ?
J: i've got my first c64 in the year
1984 and since this time i'm in the
scene .
D: do you like the scene the way it is ,
or would you like some things to
change ?
J: she shall be as she is right now .
lamer shall die !!!
D: who do you think or what do you think
is the best ...
+ cracker ?
+ crackergroup ?
+ magazine ?
+ musician ?
J: well in my opinion antitrack is the
best cracker .
- best group ever dynamic duo .
- mamba , corruption
- mon and vibrants
D: do you have any future plans ?
J: no ,not right now .
D: of coz i'd like to ask you a few
questions beside computing , if you
don't mind ???
J: yes ! why not ...
D: to what music do you like to listen ?
J: i've no special style , i listen all
kinds of musics except , trashmetal
and hard rock !!!
D: hmm ,and what's your favourite
tv-prg ???
J: mtv !
D: do you have a girl friend ?
J: no !
D: are you still going to school , or
do you hav a job ?
J: i have a job and so i run many times
out of time .
D: how do you spend your spare-time ???
J: going to partys and playing handball!
D: do you want to greet some friends ,
and perhaps send a fuck off ?
J: of course to 2x peter,dave,stan,tom,
janson,lenny,brad,berry,thomas,alex,
patrik,danny,gaber,chris,arie,marcel,
brian,marc,andre,lars,andreas,and of
course you ...
D: ok ,thanks for this little interview,
joey !!!
J: no problem ROGER ... bye bye !
story
sorry,but this time there is no story in
here but instead we present you the :
venlo report
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well,as usual i (domino,roger) was once
again much too early at the meeting
place . at the entrance , there was
nobody present at that time. so , i just
wandered around a little,just waiting
for some people to show up ...
after a while , started to show up ...
these were only CULTURE and RUTHLESS !!!
we talked a little and as soon as the
party place opened , we went inside .
within half an hour a lot of people
arrived and put up their compies ...
(lots of amigas , but also many 64'er ,
for a change ) . after some minutes the
first (second) PARAMOUNTERS showed up,
being : 3dk and blitz !
they had along all latest (P) warez ,
containing : CORRUPTION ...
of course blitz was completely exited
and couldn' be torn from the computer !
3dk , just hung around a little bit and
explaining how 'corruption' was edited
this month and what kind of cracks he
brought along . a few time later my
partner in crime showed up (DOMINO/MARC)
together with scarpa/byte brothers. marc
had some good news that our cool friends
JOE COOL , STAINLESS STEEL and all the
other members of the BYTE BROTHERS were
gonna come . marc and i went over to the
paramount place and dicided to copy sum
new (P) warez . there we met ,sid,dense,
and douglas . we talked a bit with these
dudes,copied them the new paramount crax
and decided to go outside ...... at the
entrance we met JIHAD/HITMEN !!! and of
course also talked to him for a while .
after this little chat we decided to go
eat and drink something ! of coz we went
into the local snackbar . i was eating
a big hamburger and i must say my eating
style is like a pig's one . marc was
eating his special food ... pommes ... !
after all we decided to enter the party
place again , which was now completely
filled ... first we met hok/action and
then after a small talk we met JOE COOL
and CO. we spend the rest of the day
together with these dudes , talking ,
copieng and spreading the whole meeting.
more cool guys showed up , but sorry i
can't remember them all .
well , i can only say that 'the meeting
at x-mas are always the very best' so
don't miss them .
DOMINO/PARAMOUNT
intern
intern !
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this time i want to give you a little
story about the LAMEST dudes in the
whole SCENE ... yes you are right i mean
the mighty BRAINBOMBS ...
mighty ??? he he he ... lame !
ok . let's begin
the whole story begins at the point
as THE EDGE/BRAINLAME wrote an letter to
JOE COOL in which they ask him to join .
but JOEY refused ... of coz !!!
after they heard this they running wild
and wrote an silly anti-note against
PARAMOUNT ( specially to joe cool ) .
in this sucker note they slag on joey
and on the other paramounters ...
they call us 'foundation of lamers' ...
but i can only say take a look in the
mirror and you will see the truth ..
in fact we answered this note .
you've written that , if we answer the
letter a war is rising ... ok !!!
you can have what do you deserve ...
you can have the WAR !!! BRAINLAME sux!
you can't win coz PARAMOUNT rulez ...
BRAINBOMBS a bound of fucking assholes !
die sucker !!!
DOMINO
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