Sex n Crime 21
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the very last issue is presented to you by omg and volker of amok... every group is doing its own mag,every group has copied our ideas,every month omg wrote 160 blocks of text,every month i had to go to venlo(lame!)... why? there are too many baaad mags around,all groups do(cheat) their own and so on... - we always made our best in counting votes,getting hot news and so on... why? anyway,we thaught it is time to quit now! maybe we will be back if the scene is a real scene again and no bunch of (....)! for the last time ever(?): volker is signing off.... english sucks - latin rules!!!
Editorial
________________________________________ sex'n'crime #021 december 1990 ________________________________________ 1.........editorial 6....exory's letter 2.........reactions 7.............mixed 3..rumours and news 8............charts 4.news and previews 9..........contacts 5..games and movies 0...........mailbox ________________________________________ CREDITS: coding............................volker graphics.....................hein design music.......................jesper olsen articles.............................omg print-routine.....................volker if you have coded a game or utility and want to sell it for the best prices,then do not hesitate and send it to: AMOK (SOFTWARE DEVELOPEMENT) XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX or call: XXXXXXXXXXXXX ________________________________________ 12.12.1990 yoho,folks! welcome to the twentyfirst issue of the first and last and best disk-magazine! gosh! it's two years ago since the very first issue of SEX'N'CRIME! two years... wild times we had! we from AMOK managed to accomplish what noone else had ever done before... we started a new aera! we published all the latest news,all the rumours and everything that was going on in the c-64 scene! we were there when people did something outstanding... when freaks coded world records,cracked uncrackable copy-protections and drew radical graphics... but we were also the first to report about all the lameness, all the mendacity in this scene... recrackers,rippers and freezers had no easy life... no wonder they started to rag on us,but they had no arguments... they just called us "lame" because we did what noone else had ever dared to do before: we wrote the truth! some of them started "wars" against us... but they all failed to overcome their own poor lameness,which in fact was our weapon! SEX'N'CRIME has always been the mirror of the scene. whatever people did... it was reflected in here... sadly some lamers never understood that the only thing they needed to make us stop WRITE bad things about them simply was to stop DOING bad things! however,finally we decided to stop with SEX'N'CRIME. this will (probably) be the last issue of this software legend! the reasons were many. above all we do noot have the time to release an issue every month anymore. right now i am in the last year at college,so i am busy writing exams and the like... another reason is that there is no sense in publishing this mag anymore. there simply are too many of these magazines around. not that we were afraid of competition,but there simply has never been any competition. we accidently got famous as we had all the ideas... the only thing the others did was ripping our ideas. have a look at the magazines nowadays... it's all just poor S'N'C imitations! then,some of these creeps called us "lame" again... but: if we are lame,why can't we do a single thing without everyone imitating us? i mean, if MOSKWA TV would start something up, nobody would ever possibly imitate him, but if we do something... everyone else does so,too! aahhh... who gives a shit?! the last and maybe most important reason for us to stop was that releasing a mag simply does not pay out. we used to have a lot of fun,people respected all the work in this... but nowadays people have only one thing in mind if they think they are too low in the charts... "bah! omg must have cheated it! we are the no.1 and he doesn't like us!" shit,man! to count,validate and set up all the charts per issue takes more than 4 days of hard work... and then some lame wankers comes along and destroys all the work of fours days by simply saying "don't believe this... it's all cheated!". fuck! but,instead of really starting to cheat the charts to spare me all the work (like ALL other socalled mags actually do!) we decided to avoid the worthless work by stopping it all. just have a look... really every little fucking lamer-group tries to be cool by releasing a mag (=imitating us!) though they got nothing to say,no news or any other good reason to start up a mag. fuck! this scene is lame! but,if they would ever see how much work "charts" really are (if for once,they would really GET many votings and really COUNT them all!) they would stop doing a mag at once. for two years this mag has been the ONLY real magazine,with REAL (uncheated) charts as we were the ONLY ones who let people see all the voting-papers... not just in venlo (there is no time to count thousands of points properly!) but we even sent the papers home to those bigmouths who had the loudest doubts. we as the first and the only have proved all the things we wrote to be right! those lamers who were victims of SEX'N'CRIME as we reflected their lameness (not by just calling them "lame" but by giving exact DETAILS and PROOFS!!) said that S'N'C only contained lies,but they never gave precise statements what exaclty was wrong... because,if (for instance) EXORY would say that it's not true that he recracked CURSE OF RA,people would simply check his version ...and find out that i was right! so,the only thing he will write after reading this issue will be "sex'n'crime writes only lies!". and then again some mega-lamers will come along and try to be cool by saying that EXORY is sooo fucking cool and that i made all the recracks in his name... (yes,VINCENT of FRESH,i mean you!) really,i was pissed off first... but finally i give it up. if you people prefer believing in lamers like EXORY or MOSKWA TV instead of me,although i NEVER write anything bad without giving proofs and details which can be checked by )EVERYONE,then ok... fuck off and suffocate in your own lameness... i won't waste anymore time in trying to open your eyes. believe what you want! ________________________________________
Reactions
* REACTIONS: * dear GOTCHA of CRAZY, i'm sorry. i really don't get the point. both,MAMBA and SEX'N'CRIME co-existed peacefully. then suddenly you put lame sprites ("fuck s'n'c") into MAMBA and write a completely wrong story about what had happened when SYS attacked me. finally i sent a correction to you,but you devalued it with stupid comments. you tried everything to annoy AMOK and GENESIS. now that we react and counter- attack,you suddenly call us "jealous"... well,jealous of what? it's more likely that YOU are jealous! what can anyone in CRAZY do,that people in GENESIS or AMOK couldn't do ten times better? dear SYS of ALPHAFLIGHT, why don't you just shut up? nobody ever believed in your pathetic lies. don't you realize how ridiculous you are? you annoyed me in the S'N'C-mailbox for about 6 months before i finally reacted. and then you claim that i have started to attack you or your mother without any reason. finally you called me,we talked and both apologised for whatsoever. alter on you called me again and said that even now that we are "friends" you would have too fight with me although you didn't even have a reason anymore (actually never had!) as the people would start laughing at you elsewise. being afraid of the public opinion is very inmature. finally you spread plenty of little notes saying that you would hunt me etc. come on,be serious... you are acting like a stupid little kid. in your notes you said that S'N'C #20 included only lies and "bullshit"... but of course you did not say what in particular. (spreading lies is easy... trying to state out proper criticism is hard... too hard for you.) then,as the reason for no detailed information,what actually should be wrong in S'N'C,you simply write that you don't really care. but,if you don't really care why do you write plenty of notes,draw pictures and talk about nothing else? sorry,but i am most certain that all this is just your poor try to get a bit of publicty... you are not good enough to amaze people with your skills,so you have to get famous with nothing but a big mouth. see,if i'd despise anyone i wouldn't warn him by writing millions of stupid notes... i would meet him and beat him. but,in fact,i would never beat up anyone anyway. physical violence is so poor. die angst,im taeglichen konkurrenzkampf um erfolg und anerkennung nicht bestehen zu koennen laesst hilflose jugendliche zu gewalt greifen. allzu leicht entsteht bei charakterschwachen jugendlichen der unterschicht das gefuehl von ohnmacht. -gewalt- verspricht wenigstens kurz- fristig ein gefuehl der befreiung aus dieser ohnmacht. ...i have written this is german to make sure you get the sense,as your english seems to be nothing but a collection of phrases out of heavy metal-songs. dear ROY of DYNAMIX, let me say this from the bottom of my heart: you are lame! this word achieves new meanings in combination with your name. remember the times when you were kicked out of almost 10 groups as i was watching all your lame steps?! remember my lamer-monument for you? remember how you recracked BLUE MAX 2010 and the old TRIANGLE SCROLLTEXT EDITOR? remember how easy it was to destroy your carreer? remember how i kicked you out of CONTEX? remember how all the SUCCESS members laughed when they saw you? remember how you promised to beat them all up at the cebit and they were all there but you stayed at home and later on said that you were there but they weren't? remember your letter in which you admit the shit you did and apologised for it? i still have it. remember you first FAO-note in which you published my private adress as a proof for your great power? (everybody has my adress anyway!) remember how ANTICHRIST published your private adress in return? remember your second note in which you published my private adress again because ANTICHRIST published your adress? remember how you wrote that i am ANTICHRIST? remember how you wrote that SCRAP writes on all envelopes for ANTICHRIST? so,who do you say is the ANTICHRIST now? me? SCRAP? or maybe everybody in aachen? ROY,let me give you an advice: watch your mouth! and try not to forget again who is the lamer here! ________________________________________
Rumours and News
* RUMOURS AND NEWS * NATO is running down the hill. MR.SMART and INFOCOMIE wanted to join EXTASY,but were turned down... so they now joined BONZAI instead. MACRO NIT left NATO,too. he rejoined his fromer group DOMINATORS. actually he and DOGFRIEND don't like each other too much... finally DOGFRIEND left the DOMINATORS. EXORY of HOLOCAUST (=DYSTAN of TRAUMA) recracked "curse of ra" from PULSAR. also rumours are going around that he recracked "the spy who loved me" from the DOMINATORS. TRAP of BONZAI started composing music. (in fact quite well!) the ex-WOT members (ROOSTER,TAMTRAX etc.) went for amiga, so "slowpoke" is dead,but TRAP will revive "lethal news". CRUSH will from now on take the lead in BONZAI. FOX left them and joined the DOMINATORS. some BONZAI-members will be kicked out soon. (hopefully that lamer R.C.S.!) PARAMOUNT are planning to release a new paper-magazine in the near future. also "corruption" will appear in a new outfit soon. TWIST left them and joined HITMEN. VISION splitted up. their good coders from denmark and sweden joined LIGHT while all the germans joined HITMEN. also DWARF of HOLOCAUST thinks about joined them. did you read the interview with a member of the BRAINBOMBS in X-RAY's new mag "BILD zeitung"? they said they used to be germany's elite in the past. but in fact they are just a bunch of former SUCCESS members. they seem to be in the state of severe misery... they released an eeeeeeaarly preview (5% maybe) of their own game(?) WARSHIPS,which in fact was coded by BRAINBOMBS members. MARKUS WIEDERSTEIN was not kicked out of DIGITAL MARKETING (like MAMBA wrote)! he left them because he was never paid properly. he will continue protecting games for several companies. DAMIEN was kicked out of GENESIS. LUMBERJACK retired from the scene. he will produce games and utilites for AMOK on amiga now. SES of FEAR and TYPHOON of FUTURE TECHNLOLOGICS joined GENESIS. they are both very good german coders. SES published several programs and world records in the 64'ER magazine (paper). PRICE of MEGASTYLE changed his handle into FRODE (hiis real name) since he had some problems with the post-office. CRAZY "won" the HIGHSCORE-competition. their HERBERTZAN competed against parts from CEBIT 90 from RED SECTOR on amiga and some strange atari-st demo. in fact the whole demo-competition was one big cheat as MUMBO JUMBO (ex-CRAZY) is working for the HIGHSCORE show and he set the jury up. it was obvious CRAZY would win right from the beginning, although there were a lot better demos on c-64 and the CEBIT 90 demo was a lot better,too. FRESH died (once again...) and their lame members joined various groups. SMASHER joined CRAZY while FREESTYLE and DAVE joined IKARI+TALENT... (aaaarghh! what does TALENT need these lamers for?) FREoSTYLE released a lame versionoof BALLMANIA a few weeks ago... it oas becouse: 1.one year too late! 2.full of graphio bugs 3.the fli-title picture was missing 4.they counted 11gtrainers and claimed to have a better version than GENESIS PROJECT. actually G*P only counted 5-6 trainers,but they had 1 trainer more (view end-sequence) than FREESTYLE. also the G*P version was one year earlier,worked 100%,had no graphic bug and included the fli-title screen and yet it was shorter than the lame version of FREESTYLE (THOMAS/TALENT). SNACKY of GENESIS once again proved that he is superior to all other so-called crackers. he put the 210 files of "CURSE OF RA" into only 3 files and packed it down to approx. 350 blocks. this is yet another world-record! anyway,i think "cracking" does not mean "linking an intro in front of a game and search some easy trainer-pokes with my cartrige" but "remove a really hard copy protection and insert some handy new routines (trainers,level-pack,iffl,etc)" anyone can buy an original in a fast shop and link a stupid intro in front of it nowadays... so,it's nothing special anymore... therefore "crackers" like JADE,BOD,INFOCOMIE,EXORY,etc.etc.etc. do not deserve to be in the charts of the "BEST (b-e-s-t) single CRACKERS"! SNACKY,ANTITRACK,GOBLIN,POWERPLAT,DOC, and very few others are the only good (i mean GOOD) crackers nowadays. by the way,up to now only POWERPLANT and the GOBLIN released proper cracks of cartrige-games! there will be a little CRUSADE-party in a few days. also GENESIS and LEGEND will be there. they invited the swiss lamers from CRAZY and TALENT (ex-FRESH) to beat them up real hard,but they were scared. TRISTAR died just as fast as they were built. VIOLATOR joined PARAMOUNT and DAVE (ex-HOLOCAUST) built his own group, called RAISERS. ________________________________________
News and Previews
* NEWS AND PREVIEWS: * ORIGO coded a game which might be sold to the new 64'ER DISK. ASM,germany's most popular computer- magazine, started a new demo-competition (the last one was won by CREST.) the deadline is the 31.12.1990 so,you better hurry up if you want to win a couple of hundred dm! AMOK's latest (and biggest) game WOODY THE WORM will be out soon,so watch out for it! also KILLOZAP will be released soon. ________________________________________
Games and Movies
* GAMES AND MOVIES * SENSITIVE is a highly addictive strategy game with nice,plain graphics and a bad music. you have to steer a little ball over platforms.the fields disappear after rolling over them,like in the old games BOMBUZAL and PLATOU. rating: 75% TILT is yet another short strategy game. again you have to roll a ball through a variety of 4 different playfields... just,you don't steer the ball but the playfield... funny! rating: 89% ESWAT is a pretty good coin-up coversion much like MIDNIGHT RESISTANCE. worth a look,so get it! rating: 85% PRESUMED INNOCENT is the latest movie with harrison ford. this time he doesn't act the role of a daredevil adventurer but of a lawyer. a good thriller and you won't guess who the killer really was after all! (hehe!) rating: 76% WERNER BEINHART is the latest and best german cartoon ever made. WERNER is a famous northern german comic-character. stupid and associal... he used to ride a motorbike called RED PORSCHE KILLER. well,it's not as good as a DISNEY movie, but quite funny though! rating: 65% ________________________________________
Exory's Letter
* EXORY'S LETTER * dear entire scene! i (EXORY/HOLOCAUST) have finally decided to apologise for my behavior of the past 6 months (or so!),and i'd just like to say that: yes! it's true,i bribed some lamers to vote for HOLOCAUST,but none of them wanted to do so,so i decided to send in false votes under LEECH/COLDCUT, which was a handle i sued about 1 1/2 years ago. also,it's true, i re-cracked a couple of games,but not plenty as some mags wrote,i think it was about 5 out of about 100 or so. it was true that i intended to stop,and DYSTAN entered. but after only one month of not computing i decided to come back to HOLOCAUST. unfortunately,i and DYSTAN had a fight, and he and RECONNER left and formed a new group,later on some others joined it aswell. so,the members of HOLOCAUST is, as far as i'm concerned,EXORY,DWARF, CHRISTIAN,MARTIN,MENDRAKE.those who left were: RECONNER,DYSTAN and TIEBREAK. i hope the scene will forgive me and i promise NEVER to do things like that again. EXORY of HOLOCAUST OMG's comment: no,this letter is no joke and no fake!! EXORY really sent this letter to me! i may send it (together with the danish envelope+stamp etc.) to anyone who does still doubt that it is real! this letter finally proves even to the last lamers among you that i was right once again! in fact everybody who had seen HOLOCAUST wares before knew it anyway,but some super-smart hero-lamers like VINCENT (ex-FRESH) of ALCOHOLICS still spread the stupid lie that i had invented all these stories about EXORY because i don't like him... they didn't understand that i don't like EXORY BECAUSE he recracked and cheated! however,EXORY's letter sounds good in first place... but still he is a fucking liar! he admitted a few things as it had no use for him to keep on denying it... but,what he still did not admit is: -EXORY (DYSTAN) recracked CURSE OF RA! -he did not only use the name LEECH but he also sent PLENTY of cheated votes under the name GLAFF of ATOMIC WASTE. -EXORY is DYSTAN! -MENDRAKE left (like all the others) for EXORY's incredible lameness and joined the RAISERS.also DWARF desperately wants to leave HOLOCAUST and join a decent group. (maybe HITMEN or anyone else...) the only true reason why he wrote this letter is because it was his last attempt to escape... he puts all the blame on his handle EXORY and tries to clean the image of his new handle DYSTAN of TRAUMA... lame! it's true that i said i would give him another chance if he would apologise,but that includes also that he has to regret and change! but as he still tries to get away under DYSTAN he doesn't regret a shit and he won't stop recracking! if he wants a new chance he must stop ALL this lame shit! ________________________________________
Mixed
* MIXED: * bah! hey you fucken lamerz in CHROMANCE! why did PAINKILLER recrack our version of SENSITIVE without giving us creditz?? in ze scrolla u write u got no time... ...no time to give creditz? ...but time to write all ur stupid contact adresses and shit like dat! u built a federation against HOLOCAUST? u r just as lame as HOLOCAUST urself! LOCAL LAMER of BAD TASTE dear,omg! in this letter i've to say sumthing about your unfair activities against CRAZY. yes,it7s true! CRAZY MAN did sumthink very LAME,coz he wanted to make MAMBA to the best (he also gave me wrong news and be sure i'm quite angry with him!)but why must we make bad think just while another did thesame? why cant the people 4-give or ignore those unfair activities? if ya don't wanna ignore those thinks there are still many other thinks ya could do,but you choosed also an very unfair and stupid way to fight back. to print the private adress of sumone who does illegal bussines on his mashine is sumthink really lame. so the things in issue #20 happend can't be changed anymore,but don't print sum more privat addys in da following issues. i think we don't need more wars in da scene. FRESH of EXOTIC i do agree with you,fresh! but the most important precondition of criticism is knowledge of the matter to critisize. publishing private adresses or trying to get someone caught by the police is the worst and lowest thing one can do... we didn't harm MAMBA,but suddenly they released an issue and ragged on us from the first to the last page. they even wrote i am ANTICHRIST. he is illegal. i am not. everybody has my adress... so,if police believes i am illegal,they will come to my house at once and then my parents will kill me! this behavior is super-mega-hyper-lame. if the wankers in CRAZY believe that turning people in is fun,i will act likewise... the first thing i will tell police is how GOTCHA abuses at+t and spreads pirated wares. i will do EVERYTHING to get him turned in. a normal-intelligent person would realize the consequences for himself resulting from calling me ANTICHRIST... (even if i would be ANTICHRIST,what the fuck would it change? and why should i deny to be ANTICHRIST anyway? he is one of the 3 leaders and the last of the genuine founders of GP) but instead of stopping they tried even more to annoy me. finally they even published their own adresses as "legal" (haha) freaks in MAMBA. i mean,it's not my fault if they are totally stupid,is it? i wasn't asking for trouble,they were! i was willing to give in if they apologise, but they wrote even more shit instead. why,does everybody always expect ME to be the reasonable? what about writing a letter to CRAZY instead? OMG of AMOK ________________________________________
Charts
* THE CHARTS * BEST CRACKING GROUPS minimum: 50 PLACE NAME SPD QLT QNT SYM TOTAL 01. genesis 37 38 36 172 283 02. dominators 37 28 32 136 231 03. ikari+talent 20 27 20 149 216 04. illusion 20 24 24 124 192 05. legend 15 15 14 83 127 06. f4cg 27 20 23 50 120 07. extasy 14 18 16 44 92 08. tristar 18 18 20 32 88 09. paramount 11 10 11 51 83 10. censor 13 15 12 30 70 10. action 16 12 13 29 70 12. x-ray 12 14 13 25 64 censor deserves a higher place! tristar deserves no place at all... BEST DEMO GROUPS minimum: 50 PLACE NAME DES COD QNT SYM TOTAL 01. crest 24 30 28 156 218 02. bonzai 23 24 18 139 204 03. censor 24 27 19 59 129 04. flash inc. 17 18 13 73 121 05. horizon 8 9 7 71 95 06. megastyle 10 8 1 73 92 07. padua 19 16 9 49 63 08. the voice 10 10 10 30 60 09. panoramic 3 9 1 38 51 10. origo 0 0 0 50 50 finally padua managed to get into the charts! they sure deserve it. genesis dropped out... but i suppose they will re-enter very high as soon as their new coders release the first demos! BEST IMPORTING GROUPS minimum: -- PLACE NAME SPD FIX QNT SYM TOTAL 01. culture 0 0 0 29 29 02. ikari+talent 0 0 0 22 22 03. exodus 0 0 0 18 18 04. manowar 0 0 0 16 16 05. nei 0 0 0 8 8 05. legend 0 0 0 8 8 07. illusion 0 0 0 7 7 08. genesis 0 0 0 6 6 08. crazy 0 0 0 6 6 this cathegory is boring... i would have skipped that in the future... BEST SINGLE CRACKERS minimum: 30 PLACE NAME GROUP POINTS 01. snacky genesis 78 02. bod talent 65 03. dogfriend ??? 57 04. sauron illusion 54 05. powerplant legend 44 06. goblin genesis 31 a pity dogfriend is no longer in dom!? now they got no real cracker anymore... BEST GRAPHIC ARTISTS minimum: 30 PLACE NAME GROUP POINTS 01. bizzmo genesis 114 02. redstar logic 64 03. gbf crest 61 04. gotcha crazy 60 05. scrap genesis 37 bizzmo is the best! check out the cute girl's face in front of this issue... BEST MUSIC ARTISTS minimum: 30 PLACE NAME GROUP POINTS 01. jch vibrants 127 02. drax vibrants/bonzai 124 03. link vibrants 70 04. deek vibrants/genesis 46 05. chr.deenen maniacs of noise 32 06. laxity vibrants 30 hugh? who's vibrants? hehehe! well,all other musicians failed to get more than 30 points... vibrants rule! and LEO told me what will be IN and OUT in 1991! (hehehe...) MEGA-IN MEGA-OUT genesis*project crazy woody the worm saddam hussein dominators fresh legend tristar ikari+talent brainbombs censor lazer extasy sys/alphaflight helmut kohl amiga ________________________________________
Contacts
* ILLEGAL CONTACTS * to swap all the latest pirated software, write to: (removed) ________________________________________ hurray! it's done! the very last issue has come to an end... all this fucking work is over! no more counting stupid vote-sheets from ignorant lamers... (RCS of BONZAI: strike force #1 in 1990) hahaha! boy! i guess i'll miss all these funny vote-sheets of lamers who know nothing about what is going on... anyway,i would like to thank all my dear friends for their support in these two stressful years of SEX'N'CRIME! thanks for spreading,thanks for all the latest news,thanks for the nice graphics and music,thanks for your time! YOU made this magazine a legend and the start of a new aera! and thanks again to LEO for the future slogans of january 1991: ROY: "yeah! i'm fucking mighty! S'N'C was banned from a DYNAMIX bbs! and now it is dead! i have real power!" SYS:"what,SEX'N'CRIME stopped? fuck! how could he do that? i will beat him up real hard for that! i didn't get famous enough yet!" GOTCHA: "it stopped?! probably because CRAZY is so cool and AMOK were jealous!" EXORY: "i am the no.1 of the future!" MOSKWA TV: "yeah... i won!" hehe... yupp! i bet we'll hear them say that! hehehe... this is the last issue of SEX'N'CRIME... but of course that doesn't mean we quit or anything. in fact AMOK will continue releasing games (our prime concern) and utilities. also,if we find out about any real lamer cheating or recracking,we will release little "lamer-monuments" once in a while and tell you about them! if you coded a good game or a handy tool do not hesitate to send it to AMOK! we will promote and publish it for you for highest prices! but you can also earn a lot of money if you want to work under the AMOK label. we always need talented music composers,graphic artists and good coders. if you need anything to be coded we code it for you! AMOK has everything you need! THE END
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