Brutal Recall 10 ch14
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"#$%&' ()*+,- ()*+,- ---------------------------------------- aaaaaaahrgh! just after finding out that the text-disk get slapped by an elephant and i finally got myself together to write some new lines,i got along very well and then that one particular thing happened!! the fucking power blew out into orbid and there i was left with no text again!! if it goes on like this you might have the shortest issue ever but with most work put into it!! if the text is a disappointment you know who to slap,crap and blame... but as r.c.s. wants me to write text i better write some or he will go'n fetch his mum'n'dad to beat me up!! okay,bla bla...as you might have got by now,with your weeny brain,that this is the live-light report and i better give you some details about what has happened before... ---------------------------------------- i made myself one hell of a boring trip to kopenhagen in denmark... during those 13 hours of boredom i counted all the votesheets i recieved,so the trip was also fucking lame... anyway,this was necessary as it had to be done anyway.. being at r.c.s. place with some lame brutalers (hai raise,bleze+maniac!) i wasn't tired at all,but we had to get some sleep as the journey next day would start so goddamn early!! zzzzzzzzzzzz! we fucking woke up at 06.00 am on a cold friday morning and got ourselves ready by taking a cold shower. well,i did but i don't know if any of the other weenies like r.c.s./legend,bleze+raise+maniac of brutal also took the refreshing shower!! we drove to some lame slumm in lyngby and waited for some other freaks to show up and there we were off to the ferry! the trip was quite boring and sleepy but atleast we had ourselves some serious butt-pain as if it was worked up with a bazooka... searching our way through the lame party-town and finally found the school!! surprise surprise!! the place had been changed due to an over- dosis of reservations!! and there we had to search more and more till we finally wet our pants of happiness when we arrived at the place! (the right 1) paying sek150,- (which was half of the total amount of lame swedish money i had brought along!!) we were alowed to enter the nice'n cool icehockey-hall. ofcourse filled with lots of smart amiga dudes!! (i know they're lame,but i'm just one big slimball!!) we picked some tables and settled at the back of the hall... it was quite cool to meet all those guys and to have a little or long chat with them,depending on their kewlness! already after some time,the first power failure appeared to great anoyance of the 'party animals'. (some really look like animals!! including me!!) the hall was devided into two and on one side were mostly the so-cool amiga dudes and on the other side were the so-cool amiga dudes with some commodore 64 on some abandoned places. there are also some amiga dudes in a gym-hall but they don't mean anything to the party!!! some more information about the place. there's a small snackbar where you can get hamburgers,hotdogs and some other stuff,drinkable or eatable,being pretty expensive!! anyway,the toilets smell like mens-parfume and i guess you all know how that smells like don't you,you little pants-wetters!?! also there's a big screen which shows you some amiga-demos,movies or just some lame swedish information about power- faillures and so on... i'm glad i'm sooo good in swedish as it would really be irritating for the guys that don't get a sack of marbles of the swedish prattle! that was most there was to say about this place! it's better as my room as this place atleast has a roof!! during the first nice day the following things happened... a big explosion with the power of a bad condom explosing under sperm-presure! rumours go around that it was hysteric to have set the bomb!!! aslive/hysteric though said they had nothing to do with it!! after that some guards appeared and they keep an eye or two on all the things happening... (well,they try hard!) the brutal guys finished their demo and it is one of a kind! (boast boast,heheh) when all those lamers (hai!) went to bed i ofcourse stayed awaken and kept my eyes on everything that didn't happen. playing "pinball dream" on amiga has been my main activity,if you can call it active if someone just stares out of his eyes and hardly reacts on anything! the lamers woke up again and we went to some backery to get bread! (that's becoz there's no bread at the butcher's as we would then have gone there!!) okay,the rest of the day was quite sleepy with just writing some text and also taking part in a scrolltext for the antic-demo! (yoho probe! great demo! see my review!) day number two was really one of those "ooh my god! what can i do without falling asleep!"-days... there wasn't much action and i mainly wrote text for this fucking lame magazine... after that i didn't know what to write and i went out to look for some demos to have my bloody hands on... i first found the crazycool topaz-beerline demo with the original name "a blind marathon"... i asked some guy of topaz if i could review it,but i couldn't... damn i said to myself and walked away! only 1 minute later or so,d'arc of topaz noticed me to come and i was allowed to review the demo as long as i didn't spread it!!! and there i was the first one to get this demo... great to play it on the computer and see all those guys slime to get it... anyway,after copying it to several guys! (haha,no way d'arc! just kidding!!) i had done my review and you better check it out too!!! okay,looking for more i ran into nothing at all!! none of the other demos were finished!! atleast the guys of 'orbs' gave me two of their demos and review bla bla... some more 'bombs' exploded and the guards appeared again... nobody got thrown out which i didn't enjoy at all! some rumours say that some guys from austria had been taken by the cops,for stealing some hardware... some guys in 'cross' also lost their cartridges due to illegal crime activities... joyride/brutal was fucking lucky to find his action replay after he lost it!! it was at the other side of the hall then where his compu was,but anyway!! the deadline to bring in your demo or whatever was set at 20.00 pm,but as hardly anyone was finished at that time, it was removed to 19.00 pm the next day! still it seemed this was not long enough as the fairlight demo was unfortunately not finished when it was shown!! the horizon demo was not close to being finished but anyway... we went to bed pretty early as there was nothing to stay awake for... really cool when i woke up and found out they had been showing some cool movies on the big screen!! okay,some guys where watching videos on their screen,but i didn't care to much to see some bad quality!! the usual walking was done and we talked to some more guys,wrote some more text and ate some hotdogs.. one cool thing was that the pizzaman came every hour to bring the ordered pizzas!!! finally it was 19.00 pm and that was the deadline!! 24 demos contributed to the c64 compo!! also lots of pictures were send in for the graphics compo.. the lighters made the selection without caring what anyone else might had to say!! finally it was 21.00 pm and at this time contributions would be shown... they started with the amiga-music compo and the tunes that participated were mostly fucking cool!! we were stricktly ordered only to write down the number of music which you liked most,so not the name of the composer!! well,we never heared the name of the composers,so how could we ever write those down!?! next was the graphics compo for the c64... they showed the directory of pictures which were 'good' enough to participate... i got quite shocked when i noticed my graphic wasn't there as lots of guys said it was soo fucking great!! i went to the lighters and checked it out... they said my pic had been used before and i couldn't believe my ears!! where did they get that shit from!? i only showed it around to some guys,but it was never,and for sure never,used before or even spread!! then they said it wouldn't have been in the top 3 anyway!! okay,i admit it was not good enough,but is that up to them to judge!? my picture,the terminator in piction 2 which was released later,was for sure better then atleast 3 of the pictures that did take part!! i was really pissed off and didn't care much for the rest... i wanted to get my disk back,but they couldn't find it... couldn't my ass!! they were just so lame even to steal the disks... almost nobody got back their disks!! lots of guys got pissed that my picture wasn't shown,but i didn't care as i don't even bother to be angry on such lamebrains!!! okay,also the brutal demo wasn't shown for some reason,but ofcourse they showed lots of lame demos instead!!! how cool! okay,you can judge for yourself about the brutal demo and my picture as we've spread it around!! after all was shown we gave in our votesheets with some real angry feelings towards some lighters!! (not towards you,savage!!) now the party had turned against us and we were all pretty pissed at light!! all we did then was laming around and make trouble... lots of guys were throwing empty bottles of coke and toilet-paper and so i also threw some toilet paper!! lucky me!! spirou/light and some other bigmouth came towards me and said i had to clean it! spirou gave me an empty garbagebag but i gave it back as i was absolutely not in the mood to listen to some lame lighter making me clean mess,i but also other people made!! i got threatened to get thrown out of the party if i didn't clean it,but i didn't clean anything!! then razy/legend came in and the only thing he said was "fuck off!! her is not leaving!" if i had to leave they had to throw me and the rest of the gang out! i think they got scared as those words ment the end of this matter.. later lots of guys were even hitting empty bottles with hockey-sticks but nobody told them to stop!! okay... when the lighters were going to announce the winners of the compos,only around 50 people were left... there were big trophees to give away and also a nice amount of money. some people who won already left too,so where did the money go?!? anyway,here are the winners of the c64 compos as we don't care about the amiga,do we!?! ---------------------------------------- demos W<Y W<Y ZÅÅÄÓ 1.elysion/origo dreamline ZÅÅÄÓ WÖÜ !"Y 2.partytrap/beyond force WÖÜ !"Y #$ %& 3.lunacy 5/antic #$ #$ ---------------------------------------- graphix W<Y W<Y ZÅÅÄÓ 1.tmt/wrath designs ZÅÅÄÓ WÖÜ !"Y 2.creeper/flash inc WÖÜ !"Y #$ %& 3.electric/extend #$ #$ ---------------------------------------- the winning picture was a digitised one of a girl!!! how lame!! do we have the second bizzmo,here? just a guy who owns a digitiser and knows how to put in some colors!?! anyway,after this everybody left the partyplace and the lighters were left to clean up the mess!! did you have fun? during the trip i slept and finally we arrived at r.c.s.' place... i wanted to finish brutal recall,but it simply wasn't possible due to lack of time!!! we had to get up early again,as my train would leave in the morning... when we arrived at the station we had to wait for over an hour as the bitch of the information point gave wrong info!! finally i got on the train,but as soon as the conductor came,i had to pay more money as it was some special train! as i was broke i couldn't pay him and i was thrown out of the train... what the hell i thought,and i took the next one... i came all the way to osnabruck were i found out that there was not leaving a train to holland anymore!! just great! i took the train to rheine and slept in an empty train-wagon... at four in the morning i had to get my ass out of there as they needed it... now i had to wait 3 more hours till the first train came!! with only 1 piece of bread left from the other day,i had to survive in the freezing station... atlast there was the train and now it only took me five hours to get home... the entire trip lasted 28 hours instead of only 13!! it was quite fun anyway,as i was held company in rheine by some drunk fellow! (yoh spirou,laughed your heart out!?!) the party was quite cool and i met lots of guys up there... here's a list of groups that were there: ---------------------------------------- brutal x-factor dunex beyond force censor design origo dreamline horizon triad light hysteric orbs flash inc antic starion topaz beerline crest maniax genesis project cross x-rated illusion wrath designs fairlight extend varsity w.o.w. legend oxyron conic princes t.p.f. war deal lamers chromance noice unity dual crew vision acrise blaze panoramic design offence flame pandora active booze design enigma alter pretzel logic and probably some more... ---------------------------------------- i guess that's all there is to say... we hope you've enjoyed reading this and also that you can imagine a bit how it must have looked like... hopefully more parties like this will be arranged!! yours,tch/brutal ----------------------------------------