Propaganda 06 ch07

    BIG BAD HEAVY HEAVY MONSTER QUIZ
    BIG BAD HEAVY HEAVY MONSTER QUIZ
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    YES,YES,YES,HEEEERE WE GO AGAIN!
   WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU COULD LIVE
  WITHOUT ANOTHER ONE OF OUR NOTORIOUS
 QUIZES... BUT NOW YOUR MISERY IS OVER!

  WE HAVE 20 IIIINCREEEDIBLY DIFFICULT
  QUESTIONS FOR YOU AGAIN AND WE WILL
 GIVE YOU VARIOUS ANSWERS BASED ON THE
 MULTIPLE CHOICE SYSTEM. YOU JUST PICK
  ONE OF THEM AND SEND YOUR RESULTS TO
    YOUR LOCAL PRRRROPAGANDA DEALER.

     AND YOU CAN WIN SOMETHING,TOO!
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WELL, UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
 WE WOULD LET YOU WIN... BUT IF WE EVER
   FIGURE OUT, WE WILL LET YOU KNOW!

       WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
           GIRL IN THE SCENE?

       A) Master Kracker
       B) Petra the Girly-man
       C) Parson the Masturbator

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       WHAT DOES "NOT" STAND FOR?

          A) Never On Top
          B) Nerds Of Taiwan
          C) Nasty Oral Tumour








             WHO IS MANIAC?

      A) Germany's most important
         contribution to the scene
      B) The name of Coldrake's
         blow-up-doll.
      C) The little purple
         pimple on Thor's ass.

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         WHAT IS THOR'S SLOGAN?

          A) The mighty Bore
          B) The lonely whore
          C) The one we ignore
          D) The Herpes Sore





      WHAT IS ROY'S NEWEST HANDLE?

            A) Roydar
            B) Waaaaaydaaar
            C) Scanner

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        WHAT DOES GOTCHA USE FOR
      A MODEL TO DRAW HIS COMICS?

         A) A mirror
         B) An old family photo
         C) A rotted roadkill
         D) Members of a Lepra-Colony
         E) Freddy/Titron






            WHAT DOES FREDDY
          CONSTANTLY DREAM OF?

          A) Not being ignored
             for just one day!
          B) Being the son of
             Antichrist+Sorceress
          C) Getting some credit for
             being Gotcha's comic model

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     WHAT IS NARC'S JOB IN LEGEND?

      A) Making the coffee?!
      B) Feeding the Goldfish...
      C) He is a biological experiment.





        WHY IS THE SHADOW ALWAYS
          IN A ONE-MAN-GROUP?

     A) Because he likes talking to
        himself... (Especially fun on
        internal group conferences!)
     B) Because noone else WANTS
        to be in a group with him.
     C) Because people can't rag on him
        if they are in the same group...

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     WHAT IS ANTICHRIST'S NICKNAME?

             A) Jolly Ollie
             B) Porky Pig
             C) Motormouth




        WHO STYLES AYCEE'S HAIR?

         A) Edward Scissorhands
         B) Freddy Krueger
         C) Nobody for the
            past 12 years
         D) Which one? The ones on
            her legs or the ones
            under her arms?!

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    WHY DO ALL OF THOR'S GROUPS DIE?

 A) Because HE was in them!?!
 B) He never understood that a group
    needs at least ONE talented member.
 C) Where they ever alive to begin with?




WHY IS RADAR OBSESSED WITH "SWAT-TEAMS"?

      A) The thought of strong men
         in uniforms turns him on.
      B) He wants to feel important
         and maybe one day grow up
         to be one of them...
      C) Who is Radar?
         And what's a SWAT-Team?!

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          WHY DOES JIHAD LIKE
        OLIVER'S QUIZES SO MUCH?

        A) He really doesn't.
           He just pretends so
           to be polite...
        B) Because they are funny?!
        C) Because it's the only
           test he ever passed!

      WHICH ONE OF THESE IS -NOT-
       A REQUIREMENT TO JOIN NFI?

  A) You must like the same sex
  B) You must own a tape recorder
  C) You must have one or less friends
  D) You must be able to crack a game!?!

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          WHY DOES HEIN DESIGN
           ALWAYS DRAW GIRLS?

    A) Because THESE "girls" are the
       only ones he will ever get!
    B) That's no girls...
       That's transvestites!
    C) He is very close with
       his sisters and cousins...



      WHAT DID ROCKSTAR LIKE MOST
        ABOUT BEING IN THE ARMY?

         A) The public showers
         B) Playing Volleyball
            with the bombs...
         C) He looooooves the
            game "Commando"!

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           WHY DID DRAKE NOT
         HAVE TO JOIN THE ARMY?

        A) They thought he is a girl
        B) He simply looked too
           funny in a uniform
        C) What does Denmark need
           an army for anyway?!



     HOW DID TYGER GET HIS HANDLE?

      A) He doesn't know
         how to spell "tiger".
      B) He looks good in stripes.
      C) He likes to eat raw meat.

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  WHY DID CRUMBSUCKER LEAVE THE SCENE?

    A) He accidently zipped himself
       and was uploaded to an
       unknown board in Brazil.
    B) He found more interesting
       things to do with the whole
       in the middle of the disks?!
    C) He switched channels...