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Editorial
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yeah...the fifth edition of our music
magazine is in your drive... and i wish
you a lot of fun with it! remember that
everyone can take part in this magazine!
the staff of this edition is...
ROUGH /HITMEN ebm,hardcore,hip hop
JAKE /PULSAR indy,hardcore,punk
IMBECIL / - hardcore,thrash,death
free workers are...creep + sodom/akrak!
if you are interested too be a member
of this staff dont be shy drop us a lett
er (and some texts) at our new address:
CONDOM (no name!)
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for news,reports,special stories or your
personal charts...
if you want to get the condom monthly
contact jake/pulsar in the address corna
thanks for help in this edition to...
the whole staff,creep,sodom,nothingface,
zwerg,vroni,michi and everybody else who
likes GOOD music!
we feature in this edition...
-a lot of tour dates
-some international charts
-news of the ebm and hip hop scene
-a lot NEW AND COOL record tests
-a FEW addresses...please people send us
something about music if you like...
-reports about following concerts...
DAS ICH
ALIEN SEX FIEND
MEGADETH
FRONT 242
+
A'GRUMH
-a few BEST crack versions of actual
games
-in the bullshit corner a lot of bull +
jokes and something more...
expect for the next edition e.g. a re-
port about SISTERS OF MERCY concert!
so keep it up,waves!
£THE
NEXT
EDITION
IS GOING TO BE RELEASED...
somewhere in april/may!
ciao from ROUGH/HITMEN
Tourdates
JESUS JONES
march
13. koeln 23. lille
14. frankfurt 24. brussels
15. munich 26. eindhoven
18+19. italy (somewhere) 27. amsterdam
22. paris
JANE'S ADDICTION
march april
17. amsterdam 02. pisa
18. ghent 03. torino
20. duesseldorf 06. barcelona
21. berlin 07. madrid
24. vienna
25. munich
26. ljubljana
28. modena
29. rimini
30. roma
replacements
march
22. amsterdam 01. berlin
23. utrecht 03. koeln
24. groningen 04. frankfurt
26. gottenburg 05. munich
27. stockholm
28. malmo
29. copenhagen
31. hamburg
chris isaak
march
17. munich
18. duesseldorf
19. utrecht
24. brussels
throwing muses
march
16. utrecht 25. lyons
17. eindhoven 27. brussels
18. amsterdam 28. frankfurt
20. lille 30. hamburg
21. paris 31. duesseldorf
22. rennes
24. martigny
STING
june july
22. paris 03+04. berlin
23. metz 06. frankfurt
25+26. zurich 07. werchter
27. linz 09. copenhagen
29. freiburg 10. stockholm
30. koplenz 13+14. milton key.
MOTORHEAD
march
12. ruhrsdorf 22. lyons
13. strassburg 23. paris
14. zurich 24. rennes
16. chemnitz 25. tours
17. suhl 27. toulons
18. neubrandenburg 28. nice
19. rostock 30. mulhouse
JUDAS PRIEST
march
12. lyons
15. annheim
16. brussels
17. paris
31. dublin
carter, theunstopable sex machine
april
03. groningen 29-5. italy+france(?)
05. haarlem 08. marberg
06. apeldoorn 09. koeln
08. hannover 10. heist op den berg
09. kassel 11. utrecht
13. enger
14. berlin
15. frankfurt
18. linz
19. vienna
20. graz
21. zargeb
22. beograd
26. geneve
27. fribourg
28. lausanne
the oldest kidz on the block
(this mag shouldn't contain any emotion
-al speech. but when i see this name
i cannot hold myself : i simply have
to vomit all i ate for lunch ... uugh.
.. wuerg ... blaeaehh ... gluck ...)
here come the dates... be sure : WE
won't go to this one.
april may
23. berlin 01. munich
24. bremen 05. nuernberg
26. stockholm 06. zurich
27. kiel 07. mannheim
28. frankfurt 08. stuttgard
10. cologne
11. dortmund
??. rotterdam
john cale
march
12. munich 19. berlin
13. mannheim 20. chemnitz
14. duesseldorf 22. linz
15. muenster 23. innsbruck
17. bielefeld 25. vienna
18. hannover 26. grov
TOUR DATES MARCH/APRIL
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some infos...
1.we had so many dates that we only put
march/april dates in this chapter!
2.we are sorry that 90% of the dates are
german but we have problems in catchin
non german speaking countrie's tour
dates
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PHILIPP BOA AND THE VOODOO CLUB
06.04. (d)madeburg
16.04. (d)hannover
17.04. (d)hamburg
20.04. (d)berlin
21.04. (d)bremen
22.04. (d)duesseldorf
23.04. (d)frankfurt
24.04. (d)fuerth
26.04. (d)muenchen
27.04. (d)stuttgart
29.04. (d)mannheim
30.04. (d)paderborn
IGGY POP,special guest o.k.corral
11.3. (d)offenbach
12.3. (d)stuttgart
heinz rudolf kunze
2.4. (d)osterode 16.4. (d)osnabrueck
4.4. (a)linz 19.4. (d)hildesheim
5.4. (a)wien 20.4. (d)bielefeld
7.4. (ch)bern 21.4. (d)kassel
8.4. (d)senden 22.4. (d)koeln
9.4. (d)mannheim 24.4. (d)muenchen
10.4. (d)stuttgart 26.4. (d)saarbruecken
12.4. (d)mainz 27.4. (d)neu-isenburg
13.4. (d)gmuenden 28.4. (d)idar-oberst.
15.4. (d)bremen 30.4. (d)erlangen
PET SHOP BOYS
21.4. (d)berlin 26.4. (d)mannheim
22.4. (d)bremen 28.4. (d)muenchen
23.4. (d)dortmund 30.4. (d)hannover
25.4. (d)frankfurt 16.5. (d)stuttgart
* branford marsalis
28.04.(d)frankfurt
- john cale
11.3.(d)stuttgart 19.3.(d)berlin
12.3.(d)muenchen 20.3.(d)chemnitz
13.3.(d)mannheim 22.3.(a)linz
14.3.(d)duesseldorf 24.3.(a)innsbruck
15.3.(d)muenster 25.3.(a)wien
17.3.(d)bielefeld 26.3.(a)graz
18.3.(d)hannover
* the fixx spec.guest ok.carrol
02.4.(d)frankfurt 03.4.(d)koeln
05.4.(d)hamburg 06.4.(d)berlin
08.4.(d)muenchen
- MC HAMMER
08.4.(d)muenchen 16.4.(d)frankfurt
17.4.(d)duesseldorf 22.4.(d)ludwigshafen
23.4.(d)hannover 24.4.(d)berlin
* PURPLE SCHULZ
11.3.(d)marburg 12.3.(d)buehl
13.3.(d)chemnitz 14.3.(d)brandenburg
15.3.(d)dessau
* PAOLO CONTE
12.3.(d)hamburg 13.3.(d)bielefeld
14.3.(d)frankfurt 15.3.(d)bensheim
16.3.(d)duesseldorf 17.3.(d)duesseldorf
18.3.(d)muencehn 19.3.(a)wien
20.3.(a)wien
* FATS DOMINO
14.4.(d)essen 22.4.(d)rastatt
23.4.(d)hamburg 24.4.(d)braunschweig
27.4.(d)gronau 29.4.(d)bensheim
30.4.(d)muenchen
* TORFROCK (SCHWUERG!)
18.4.(d)drochtersen 19.4.(d)handewitt
20.4.(d)emden 21.4.(d)oldenburg
23.4.(d)braunschwei.24.4.(d)osnabrueck
25.4.(d)berlin 26.4.(d)luebeck
27.4.(d)pahlen 28.4.(d)bremen
30.4.(d)rostock
* THE MODERN JAZZ QUARTETT
20.4.(d)koeln 22.4.(d)hamburg
23.4.(d)muenchen
* MOTORHEAD "THE 1916 TOUR"
11.3.(d)muenchen 12.3.(d)ruhstorf
13.3.(d)muehldorf 14.3.(ch)zuerich
16.3.(d)chemnitz 17.3.(d)suhl
18.3.(d)neubrande.19.3.(d)rostock
* AMBROS+TAUCHER "DER WATZMANN RUFT" BAH
16.4.(d)wuerzburg 17.4.(d)wuerzburg
18.4.(d)ludwigsbu.19.4.(d)ludwigsburg
20.4.(d)ludwigsbu.21.4.(d)traunstein
22.4.(d)rosenheim 23.4.(d)nuernberg
24.4.(d)nuernberg 25.4.(d)frankfurt
26.4.(d)lichtenfe.28.4.(d)regensburg
29.4.(d)regensbur.30.4.(d)heilbronn
* SAXON+HEADHUNTER+CHROMING ROSE
23.4.(d)dinslaken 25.4.(d)schwerin
26.4.(d)chemnitz 27.4.(d)erfurt
28.4.(d)brandenbu.29.4.(d)herford
* TOY DOLLS (ROUGH WILL BE THERE!)
03.4.(d)hamburg 04.4.(d)berlin
05.4.(d)coesfeld 06.4.(d)wuppertal
07.4.(d)erlangen 08.4.(d)sonneberg
10.4.(d)frankfurt 11.4.(d)stuttgart
13.4.(d)traunreut 14.4.(d)bayreuth
17.4.(d)muenchen 18.4.(d)biberach
* 4TH LORDS OF INDEPENDENCE FESTIVAL...
anne clark,dread zeppelin,peter and the
test,tube babies,psyche,tom mega,king ca
ndy,throw that beat
1.april bonn , biskuit halle
* MEGADETH
11.3.(d)duesseldorf 12.3.(d)fuerth
14.3.(d)aalen 15.3.(d)muenchen
16.3.(d)saarbruecke.17.3.(d)hannover
18.3.(d)berlin 19.3.(d)ludwigshafen
20.3.(d)wertheim
* NEW MODEL ARMY+HELGA PICTURES
25.3.(d)rostock 26.3.(d)frankfurt/o.
27.3.(d)halle 28.3.(d)dresden
31.3.(d)gera
* JINGO DE LUNCH
10.3.(d)trier 11.3.(d)ubach-palenb
12.3.(d)hildesheim 13.3.(d)osnabrueck
14.3.(d)kiel 15.3.(d)segeberg
16.3.(d)zapfendorf 17.3.(d)gera
31.3.(d)duesseldorf 19.4.(d)aurich
* LONDON BEAT
20.4.(d)muenchen 24.4.(d)frankfurt
27.4.(d)koeln 29.4.(d)hamburg
* PINK CREAM 69
02.4.(d)bonn 03.4.(d)osnabrueck
04.4.(d)berlin 05.4.(d)hamburg
07.4.(d)bremen 08.4.(d)hannover
09.4.(d)bochum 11.4.(d)muenchen
12.4.(d)karlsruhe 13.4.(d)trossingen
15.4.(d)frankfurt 16.4.(d)nuernberg
17.4.(d)stuttgart
* EVERYDAY PEOPLE
22.4.(d)muenchen 23.4.(d)frankfurt
25.4.(d)bonn 26.4.(d)hamburg
27.4.(d)hannover 28.4.(d)berlin
* ABSTUERZENDE BRIEFTAUBEN(YEEE!)
22.3.(d)koeln 23.3.(d)attendorn
24.3.(d)essen 25.3.(d)ubach-palenb
26.3.(d)muenster 27.3.(d)hamburg
28.3.(d)bremen 30.3.(d)hannover
31.3.(d)berlin 03.4.(d)osnabrueck
04.4.(d)goettingen 05.4.(d)schaafheim
06.4.(d)bamberg 07.4.(d)frankfurt
09.4.(d)wuerzburg 10.4.(d)nuernberg
11.4.(d)mannheim 12.4.(d)biberach
13.4.(d)heidenheim 15.4.(d)muenchen
16.4.(d)freiburg 17.4.(d)stuttgart
18.4.(d)karlsruhe 19.4.(d)illingen
20.4.(d)gundelsheim 21.4.(d)trier
23.4.(d)kaiserlauta.25.4.(d)bielefeld
26.4.(d)duesseldorf 27.4.(d)oldenburg
28.4.(d)kiel
* HERBEAT GROENEMAYER
11.3.(d)fulda 12.3.(d)lichtenfels
13.3.(d)nuernberg 15.3.(d)wuerzburg
16.3.(d)augsburg 17.3.(d)hof
19.3.(d)saarbruecken20.3.(d)kaiserslaut.
21.3.(ch)lauzern 23.3.(d)offenburg
24.3.(d)memmingen 25.3.(a)innsbruck
27.3.(d)dortmund 28.3.(d)dortmund
* DAVID LEE ROTH
10.3.(d)frankfurt 3.4.(d)boeblingen
4.4.(d)fuerth 6.4.(d)duesseldorf
8.4.(d)berlin 9.4.(d)ludwigshafen
10.4.(d)oldenburg
Charts
CHARTS ------ first lets begin with da german lps: 1.INNUENDO queen 2.AUBERGE chris rea 3.THE SOUL CAGES sting 4.serious hits live phil collins 5.the singles collection jimmy s. 6.wicked game chris isaak 7.brille heinz r. kunze 8.the razors edge ac/dc 9.pan-traeume eduard simoni 10.live marius m. w. and continue with the suiss singles: 1.CRAZY seal 2.GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT c&c music fact. 3.HELLO AFRICA dr.alban+leila k 4.innuendo queen 5.wind of change scorpions 6.3 a.m. eternal klf 7.sadness part i enigma 8.unbelievable emf 9.i'll be your baby t. r.palmer+ub 40 10.i believe emf bavaria 1.GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT c&c music fact. 2.NO COKE dr.alban 3.3 A.M. ETERNAL klf 4.do the bartman simpsons 5.crazy seal 6.because i love you stevie b. 7.joyride roxette 8.wicked game chris isaak 9.hello africa dr.alban+leila k 10.all together now the farm £ austria: 1.GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT c&c music fact. 2.HELLO AFRICA dr.alban+leila k 3.KRANK DI MET ostbahn kurti+c. 4.sister soul&mr.beat beat 4 feet 5.unchained melody righteous bros. 6.joyride roxette 7.crazy seal 8.3 a.m. eternal klf 9.fantasy black box 10.to love somebody jimmy somerville now THE HITLIST: 1.SHOULD I STAY OR... the clash 2.THE STONK hale and peace 3.DO THE BARTMAN simpsons 4.crazy for you madonna 5.you got the look the source 6.because i love you stevie b. 7.move your body xpansion 8.joyride roxette 9.it's too late quartz 10.devotion nomad
News
NEWS
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- studio k7(well-known for tv-films) fou
nded the first indy-videoproduction la
bel.they will release the following
videos...'KINGS OF INDEPENDENCE'
'NICK CAVE&THE BAD SEEDS'
'CRIME&THE CITY SOLUTION'
- the damned will publish their very las
t single called FUN FACTORY! it's an
older one and unreleased up to now!
- the pale saints have a new ep called
HALF LIFE
- black francis/THE PIXIES would be a
victim of a very dangerous mistake:
a man,who escaped from the local psy
chological hospital was in the same
pub,where the pixies were relaxing
from a soundcheck.the cops camei in +
arrested black francis in meaning to
have got the right one.first as the
real sick person reveals oneself,the
cops gave black for free
(to be honest,sounds unbelievable!)
- after a long time of 6 years mark
almond(x-softcell) and dave ball (x-
softcell,too,now technoband THE GRID)
were working 2gether for the new song
waifs and strays.
m.almond also changed label(now wea).
the new contract contains a paragraph
over one mobile clothes-iron and eight
bugs-bunny-toys(?!?). it's no joke!(?)
- the 'NEW' single MEIN KLEINER GRUENER
KAKTUS' by abstuerzende brieftauben
got canceled by the music label bmg
ufa musikverlage,because the new per-
formed text by the 'brieftauben'were
to arsing and would destroy the image
of the evergreen in the world.the ori
ginal song was made by the COMEDIAN
HARMONISTS'in the early 30th...
- lol tolhurst(ex-cure)founded a new
group called 'presence'.first single
out soon
- the sugarcubes,finitribe,THE SHAMEN,
the heart throben and others are on
the new videosampler from the label
ONE LITTLE INDIAN
- 10000 MANIACS present their new video
called 'time capsule'
SOME DANCEFLOOR NEWS...
- PUBLIC ENEMY got their first female
member...SISTER SOULJAH! she's going
to fight with their female 'brothers'
against the white power...they say!
- JAMES BROWN,the king of soul,has been
released from jail on the 9th march!
he said he's going to make a new reco
rd soon...
- the hip hop mastaz BOOGIEDOWN PRODUCT.
released a live video...BUY IT! it's
fab!
- maybe you know the movie HOUSE PARTY
with kid'n play?! the german trans-
lation is such a BULLSHIT...fuck it!
- recently a BOOK about the bpm dates of
all well-known MAXI SINGLES has been
realeased...surely useful for some few
people
KLF released their first lp 'tunes
from the white room'! it's simply fan-
tastic ambient house...
still remember the group TIME LORDS ?
they are the same like KLF! kool or
what!
- TONE LOC will release soon a new lp!
- the GERMAN dj magazine network press
released a list of the best of 1990
voted by their readers...here are sum
of them with my personal favourite...
best lp...
SNAP WORLD POWER /network press
3RD BASS THE CACTUS ALBUM /rough
best maxi...
DEEE-LITE GROOVE IS IN T. /np
DREAM WARRIORS MY DEFINITION OF A /rgh
best remix...
DNA TOM'S DINER /np
WAS NOT WAS PAPA WAS A ROLLING STONE/rgh
best female singer...
CARON WHEELER /np
GEE MORRIS/INNOCENCE /rgh
best male singer...
DAVE GAHAN/DEPECHE MODE /np
THE SINGER OF BAD RELIGION /rgh
best female rapper...
MONIE LOVE /np
NENEH CHERRY AND MONIE LOVE /rgh
best male rapper...
MC HAMMER (HAHA!) /np
FLAVOR FLAV/PE + Q-TIP/TRIBE C.QUEST/rgh
best live-act...
BOO YAA TRIBE /np
tja...REVOLTING COCKS i think! /rgh
newcomer of 1990...
SNAP /np
DREAM WARRIORS,3RD BASS + DEEE-LITE /rgh
best musicvideo...
DEEE-LITE GROOVE IS IN THE HEART /np
MEGADETH HOLY WARS (the vert best!!)/rgh
best movie...
PRETTY WOMAN (shit!) /np
YOUNG EINSTEIN /rgh
best music program...
YO! MTV RAPS /MTV /np
PARTYZONE/MTV,OFF BEAT/TELE 5 /rgh
AND LOTSA CRAP MORE...
back to the news....
£JAPAN is going to reform under the name
of RAIN TREE COW. a line-up of david
alayvian, mick karn, steve jansen and
richard barbieri have been working on
new material for the last year.they re-
leased BLACKWATER, their first single
since 1982 on the 8th of march.
-TRANSVISION VAMP is going to enter the
studios cause they want to release a
new album in june. we're all looking
forward to seeing the sweet awfully
good looking lead-girl wendy again.
-charysalis records have denied that
SINEAD O'CONNER is to star in a 10m
pound film adation of wuthering heights
-the KLF debut lp THE WHITE ROOM is out
now on their own label.
Tests
HELLO PARTYPALS!
----------------
this is the record chapter for this edi-
tion with sum new dancefloor tests....
EMF / I BELIEVE
after their GREAT song UNBELIEVABLE they
try to reach the quality again,but fail!
'i believe' is only a average rave song
the video is cool...the guys are dancing
with their instruments through a forest
rating ... 59%
TEMPER TEMPER / TALK MUCH
a slow soulsong for dancing like you can
hear it 1000 times all over the world!
very cheap rhythm! forget the crap...
rating ... 19%
DREAM WARRIORS / LUDI
their single 'definition of a bombastic
jazz style',which i bought over 3 months
ago,just entered the charts... there you
see how slow&lame you are! anyway this
is the sequel,but it's not such a funny
fantastic song like jazz style! by the
way their lp and now the legacy begins
is just out now... 65%
KLF / 3.A.M.ETERNAL!
this one is old,but we didnt test it be-
fore so here it is...and it's again fan-
tastic ambient house! buy it or die! and
you can expect full dancefloors on your
next pardey...great tune! 85%
EXPENSION/MOVE YOUR BODY
whaep! what's that? the voice is awful,
the sound average! maybe sum people will
like ... me not! 41%
PAPA DEE/BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
normally i hate reggae music because it'
s such a stupid crap,but this one is sum
kind of reggaerap and it's really kewl!
if you have sum money left you even coul
d buy it 73%
SCRITTI POLITTI / SHE'S A WOMAN
what a stupid name they have and that's
how it sounds...pop shit done for earnin
g money from poor lousers...forget it,sc
ritti people isnt better than in their
100% pop live,years ago... 28%
BEATS INTERNATIONAL / ECHO CHAMBER
you surely remember their 1st single...
and you love(d) it,now they try again
to follow their success and maybe they
will get it again! this tune is really
very well organized! the way the black
man raps the word 'echo chamber' is real
ly a superb feeeling... 80%
ASWAD/BEST OF MY LOVE
again a new reggae song,some people say
that they are one of the best reggae ban
ds ever...i think 'dont turn around' was
nice the rest is pure bullshit,like this
one...08/15 reggae...shit! 38%
SOHO/LOVE GENERATION
if you see them you'll think at once of
deee-lite,yes,the hippies are back! nice
to dance this song,but nothing special a
t all,nice effects,good voice and that
was it...here around munich the hippies
return already too,everywhere hippie par
tys! damned peacefuckers... 62%
CAVEMEN/I'M READY!
oooh! where do i know from the guitars?
yes,jimi hendrix's crossroads! kewl danc
esong,but (it's a pity) only because of
jimi's excellent guitar riffs...maybe a
chartbreaker 77%
JESUS LOVES YOU/BOW DOWN MISTER
aaargh,the gay fool is back...boy george
in the whole song he sings HARE KRISHNA
a definition of a certain radical sect!
and then he hides his foolish lyrics be-
hind the name 'jesus loves you'! fuck hi
m! shithead! no religion is still the be
st! RATING...04%
INFO BEAT/WE GOT THE FUN
dance,dance,boring,boring,pouse...37%
KING BEE/BACK BY DOPE DEMAND
the british white rapper is back with a
extrememly kooool song! maybe it will be
the first chart success for him! hear it
and love it...... 73%
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are you a good informed disc jockey? (NO
BAUERN LAMER),then send us a tape or ur
personal tests or join our staff even!
THE BINGO BOYS/SHOW ME HOW TO DANCE
this song already entered the usa-dance
charts...but where does it come from ?
well,where? you'll never guess it! it's
from good old AUSTRIA! you wont believe
it,if you hear it 1st time,coz it's very
professional...cool idea with the speake
r! check it out...70%
ADVENTURES OF STEVIE V./JEALOUSY
what can you except from stevie v.,a com
mercial dancefloor song,who surely finds
his people,but he deserves it,good work!
rating...61%
THE O'JAYS/DONT LET ME DOWN
wuerg! swuerg! another shit coming up!
why cant they stop releasing those 10
minutes worktime trax! forget it...27%
after some hiphop+house TESTS we bring
some pop(?) tests by rough...
SCORPIONS/CHANGING WIND(or sth like that
remember their classic 'i'm still loving
you' yes? here's another classic... you
will surely like it,also if you dont
like their other songs,like me! cool
thing! rating...82%
CHRIS ISAAC/WICKED GAME
yeah,the title song of the strange movie
WILD AT HEART and it's such a fantastic+
bombastic thing! check it out,you'll luv
it... rating...88%
ERIC CLAPTON/BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT
a few days ago i heard this song the 1st
time and it's sooooo brilliant! i dont
know if it's old or something like that!
i dont care,it's fabolous! it's greaaat!
buy it TODAY...the voice,the guitar riff
it's unbeatable rating...99%
two older records i bought in the past
weex...
KILL THRILL KULT/kooler than jesus
what's that you might ask? well you can
call it jesus acid or indy house or sth
like that,anyway it sounds very nice!
nothing special but good to listen to...
yeah,kooler than jesus!
rating... 74%
KING HORSE/KING HORSE
a new thrash raising on the horizon and
their but lp is not too bad after all!
some sonx sound a little boring but all
together fine work...it's like a mixture
of danzig and suicidal tendencies!
rating... 62%
£ last week,IMBECIL and me went to a
record market where they sell old record
s...here's some special things we found
there...
- maybe u know da ebm formation MINISTRY
i found an old lp from 1983 and was
very happy about it...but when i went
home and throw the record on the playe
r i started to vomit like hell...they
made in earlier times some kind of
TECHNO POP from most awfulest quality
i ever heard...fuck'em!
- we found a double live lp from FAITH
NO MORE which is only seld in THE USA
but it was dm50.- ...too expensive!
- imbecil buid a bootleg from SUICIDAL
TENDENCIES from the year 1985 when
they where totally unknown but i must
admit...THEY WERE ALWAYS THRASH KINX!
COOL,YEAH!
- i also found a very old BAD RELIGION
lp but those suckaz sold it for dm40.-
urgs!
Adds
ADDRESSES
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yo man for the condom please don't
use the old plk. we think it was shut
down by the fuckin' post.
please write to:
CONDOM
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- write your top 5 singles+lp charts.
- sumthin for the addy corner.
- critics
- articles (paper,in english,please)
- any other shit ...
TECHNO and NEW BEAT freax wanted !!!
i look out for all who like electronic
hardcore,industrie,ebm and all other
techno-music! if you're interested then
write (with tape) to:
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also for good (legal ?!) amiga and bit
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contact....
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if ya wanna join the FEDERATION AGAINST
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we sell yer demo-tapes and copy tapes
very cheap! if ya play in a group, send
us yer demo-tape and we'll see what's
up! 100% answer. ya'll get 50% of the
money of the sold tapes! or contact us
simply, if ya wanna have copied tapes,
records & cd's in 1a quality very cheap!
only 1 mark per tape!
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Special Reports
MEGADETH+almighty+alice in chains
concert report
yesterday the 15.3.91 five friends of
mine and i (imbecil) visited the great
concert of one of the best speed metal
bands: megadeth. i met three of my pals
at the train to munich at 18.18 o'clock.
we drove to the german museum in which
the gig should take place. in front of
the museum were nearly 100 guys. here we
wanted to find the missing two guys.they
were not there cause they were late as
normal. as we entered we were searched
for weapons and other 'peacemakers'.
then we entered just in time to see the
first support: ALICE IN CAINS.
the mood was still on zero level. the
sound of a.i.c. reminded me of chinese
folk songs but with more speed.
then there was a break in which they
build up another stage scenery. it was
time for : ALMIGHTY
the mood had rised a bit, but i remaind
calm as i don't like almighty. they
played some sogs from their new album
'soul destruction' : free 'n' easy, love
religion, ...
then again a break to alter the stage.
during the break they played a fucking
cool music, but i don't know what it was
if anyone of you knows please write to
da condom.
and them the moment had come. the head-
liners climbed on stage while being in-
troduced : MEGADETH
on tour to introduce their album 'RUST
IN PEACE' which is already out for some
months, they presented many songs from
it like: hangar 18,lucretia,holy wars...
the punishment due, ...
and of course some clasics like:
anarchy for the u.k., hook in my mouth,
in my darkest hour, ...
oh man, it has been a really funny con-
cert, if you leave out the support. if
they come to a town near you, then visit
it's worth the money.
now what have we got ?
a special report written by CREEP. many
thanx to him:
hello wave-,techno-,ibm- and all other
interested fans ! i'm very proud,that i
am allowed to make a small article for
this marvellous mag (red.:thanx). today
i will introduce to you a background
story 'bout the well known 'FRONT 242'.
let's start:
one day in the year 1982, DANIEL BRESS-
ANUTTI, owner of a little belgian record
shop, thought that it was time for some-
thing new, as the music-scene was boring
and totally down. so he founded together
with PATRICK CODNEY and JEAN LUC DE
MEYER the project called 'FRONT 242'.
already the first single smashed in like
a rocket. all the independent- and dance
floor insiders woke up, indeed that was
a new style. the improvement was the to-
tal use of synthesizers, tapes and sound
samples from tv and radio networks.
the music was hard, powerful and good 4
dancing. the very hard synthy-beat was
unknown until this time. in the early
eighties there was electronic music only
known as the athmospheric-monumental
songs by JEAN MICHEL JARRE or groups
like tangerine dream.with all this the
music done by front 242 had the break-
through. they proved that electronic
misi can be full of energy and be suit-
able for discoteques. that was the birth
date of E.B.M. (electronic body music!).
in december 1982 after their 2nd single
called 'U-MEN' they presented the first
record with great success like they had
with teir first two singles. the short
temporal publications show the 'HUNGER'
of the scene.
in the begining on 1983 the question of
live preformances and tours was thrown
up. d.bresanutti had no such things in
mind. he only saw his work behind the
mixers in the studio and not on stage,
in front of all the hysteric visitors.
in these times another guy joined the
band. his name was RICHARD23. he pushed
luc temporally away as singer.with lots
of action, richard23 was the main attrac
tion of all the concerts. one thing no-
ticed by the tv and critics was the
stage equippment: army hide-nets, cuts
from military- and war videos. for these
things they were called as an extreme
radical band. in all the years the band
gave no statement to this reproach. they
let their misic and the time work for
them.
the commercialsuccess went on. with
records 'NO COMMENT' and 'OFFICIAL VER-
SION' the international honour came.
success opens doors for big tours throu
the usa and canada. 1988, after their
last record 'FRONT BY FRONT' and after
a wide european tour their official work
ended. the founders of e.b.m. go home to
their home, belgium and work on other
projects. they produced albums for THE
WEATHERMEN, or helped in BIGOD 20. after
long two years they are back with the
brand new record TYRANNY FOR YOU. in my
opinion is this one of the best.
all in all you can say that front 242
is going more and more away from being
only a e.b.m.-band. for example: have
you ever heard the track 'GRIPPED BY
FEAR', the clubmix version ? get it and
you'll know what i mean. so that's it
for the story.
here is a short view on their releases:
ALBUMS: SINGLES,MAXIS:
1981: principles
1982:geography u-men
1983: endless riddance
two in one
1985:no comment politics of pressure
1986: interception
1987:back catalogue masterhit
official ver.
1988:front by front headhunter
1989: never stop
1990: tragedy for you
tragedy for you ii
1991:tyranny for you
i hope you had a little fun reading this
SHORT (red.: ?????) article and that it
was interesting for you.
yours CREEP
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CONCERT REPORTS...
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das ich-concert/23/2/91
first to mention a few things 'das ich'
is a well-known wave band in germany,whi
ch e.g the song 'GOTT IST TOD' play! the
gig took place in some strange dance pa-
lace and i first had sum problems gettin
there,i only met some little kids and th
ought 'AAARGH!,that will be a shit....'
at the entrance i met my pal zwerg ! we
went in and 'oooh!' no shitty kid place
like i thought 1st,the dj's played ex-
cellent ebm music and i met a few cool
people there! i caught sum beer and the
fun could start...zwerg got drunk from
1/5 bottle of wine...hehe! after a while
DAS ICH started to play not too bad wave
but those fools played their best song
at 2nd place! hahaha! some shit songs fo
llowed! they only played a few good sonx
at the start but then only shit came
after a little time zwerg got SICK and
felt asleep! i amused a little bit with
vroni in the meantime,then i asked her
if her sister could drive us home coz zw
ergie felt so sick! at 1.30 am the siste
r decided to be so nice to drive us home
(thank you,BITCH!),better later than nev
er! in the meantime we had to wait outsi
de where i caught a nice little 'flu and
i was uncool for the next two dayz(snif)
anyway i can only tell you...ONE NICE SO
NG,THE OTHERS AVERAGE OR BULL! the place
was good,the band average,the conditions
shit (cold,tooth hurting,zwerg got sick)
anyway,that's it...rough!
ALIEN SEX FIEND reeeee pooort! /28/2
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yes,yes,yesterday the cult band of all
real ebm pals opened their doors in MUNI
CH and guess who was there? roughie of
cuz! for a exception zwerg,my PARTYPAL,
didnt come along this time because he's
OUT OF MONEY! so i went with a guy calle
d ANDY and nice girl from FRANCE there!
after a fuckin' long journey with da tra
in! anyway we had lotsa fun there and th
is french girl was really delicious !!!
the only pity was that andy already had
her in his hands(grmpx!) anyway who carz
anyway we went there,OVERCROWDED,MASSES
of WAVERS,GRUFTS,TECHNO PALS and COOLIES
we squeezed through the crowd to find a
place to stay! no fore band was there,so
they started at the rite time 20.30 pm!
AND YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH...fantastic !
they had a bombastic light show,ofcourse
with fog mashine too! the singer looked
like always a little bit strange,white f
ace,dark eyes,naked upper body,who the
HELLBASTARD CARES? andy and me had a lot
sa fun,only the french didnt like it too
much,she said the sound is awful and muc
h too loud,the only thing she liked were
the EXCELLENT gitarre riffs! she told me
that she prefers u2,the cure and other
softer thinx! well,everybody may have th
e TASTE he wants to have! meanwhile some
freax started to POGUE and groove! i ask
ed andy if we should try too but he re-
fused coz he had to bring his girl to th
e train,he said he would return in just
half an hour...well,so i danced a little
bit unexcited alone! the music was fanta
stic,but if your alone it's not the 100%
fun! but when they played the brilliant
tune 'SAMPLE MY SAUSAGE' i couldnt hold
myself! i danced around like hell and ba
nged with my head to the computer drums!
aaaaaah.... I LOVE THE FUCKIN' DELIGHT!
for this song the band took some biiiig
chiquita banana-balloons....and threw it
into the masses...haha! yeah! the music
was so F A N T A S T I Q U E ? in a litt
le break,the band went away and a guy,
with an ice hockey mask went on the stag
e covered with fog and spoke into the
MIC with an echoed voice...a nice EFFECT
but a little bit too stupid brought!
that surely was a good impression for al
l this STUPID DRUG ADDICTED LITTLE KIDS!
a fuckin' arse even asked me if i have
some hash to smoke for him! i could have
kicked him my marteenz into his face but
that only would have caused TROUBLE! so
i hold back! anyway 3/4 hour passed and
that fuckin' andy didnt return yet and
so i got pretty angry about him! (was he
fuckin' the girl on the train station or
where the heck has he been?) anyway at
12 o'clock i met (FOR MY LUCK) some otha
friends from my town and they took me wi
th their car...i was really pissed that
i couldnt have stayed longer,but i had
to go with them,coz i missed the last TR
AIN! anyway at home i felt into my bed &
dreamed a nice girl would suck my dick!
bull! that's nomore the report...so i en
d it here...with the sentence...CHECK TH
ESE GUYS OUT IF THEY ARE IN TOWN!
Top Cracks
BEST VERSIONS...
this is a new special chapter! it'll be
released next time probably in vinews
but i didnt get it ready in time so i
decided to release it in CONDOM...
rules...
i only took games from which i had at
least 5 versions!
no previews!
countsystem...
i'll try to explain it on a an example :
cracks(this is an example)
hitmen +3 112bl
x-ray +4 140bl
[p] +5 130bl
trainers
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1.[p] +5 3points < the points depend
2 x-r +4 2p. on the amount of
3.hit +3 1p. available versions!
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LENGHT
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1.hitmen 112bl 3p. < the points depend
2.[p] 130bl 2p. on the same!
3.x-ray 140bl 1p.
then the points are added and result in
the rankings...
1.paramount 130bl +5 5points
2.hitmen 112bl +3 4points
3.x-ray 140bl +4 3points
if there is something very special to sa
y about then read the COMMENTS!
special thanks to the magazines gamer's
guide,anyone better and brutal recall 4
some additional informations!
if there's something wrong we are sorry
but everybody can make mistakes!
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BREATHALYZER
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1.LIGHT 47 +4
2.omega 51 +2
3.brutal 64 +7
4.chromance 59 +2
5.dunex 62 +2
6.the freaks 52 -
7.stash 80 +7
8.ruthless 54 -
9.noise 55 -
10.the ancient temple 66 +2
11.hysteric 72 +2
12.warriors of wasteland 60 -
13.x-ray+transcom 89 +4
14.chromance 63 -
15.akrak 87 -
2 versions again by chromance! even tat
cracked this game...!?
noise seem to be back in buziness!
CREATURES
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1.IKARI+TALENT 549 +7
2.illusion 552 +6
3.action 581 +10
4.extasy 546 +2
5.f4cg 570 +6
6.manowar 561 +3
7.censor design 617 +3
8.culture 597 +2
9.science 451 792 -
lotsa cool versions of this marvellous
game,except this crap from science 451 !
he,what's up,guys?!
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if someone feels attacked by that crap
then do not write sum shit in intros,
mags or on the boards ,but write us a
letter and tell us what is wrong! and if
it's true that you made such a lame ver-
sion then shut up and feel ashamed...
CHIP'S CHALLENGE
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1.TRIAD 329/2F +3
2.HITMEN 329/3F +3
3.light 333 +4
4.genesis project 337 +3
5.action 369 +3
6.f4cg 348 -
7.babygang 418 +2
two brilliant versions by triad+hitmen!
great iffl work! light also did a great
job! triad,hitmen+light used short intro
s,but they would have been best anyway!
also genesis did a cool job! action clai
med that their version is so great...
well,judge for yourself!
f4cg wrote that they will always rule
the 64 to chip's challenge!
you see how they rule...no trainers!
CAVEMANIA
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1.TRIAD 76 +4
2.brutal 93 +6
3.pulsar 82 +3
4.x-ray+transcom 108 +4
5.bonzai 97 +2
6.depredators 98 +2
7.dominators 134 +3
8.silicon 123 -
dominators' version of this shitgame is
probably an import version,isn't it?!
silicon deserve their position,again!
what,pulsar is back again???!!!
DERICOLOURS
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1.FAIRLIGHT 58 +4
2.silicon 63 +5
3.triad 53 +3
4.bonzai 57 +2
5.brutal 67 +3
6.chromance 65 +2
7.x-ray+transcom 85 +4
8.hitmen 76 +3
9.pandora 69 -
10.acc 70 -
11.depredators 126 +2
12.noise 104 -
what a surprise! a great version by the
anarchist of silicon! x+t version had a
double cheat,but the intro was marvellou
s! only 1 block difference between acc+
pandora??? i think i know why they stop-
ped pandora... depredators maybe forgot
to crunch it for real...
SUPERCARS
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1.LIGHT 118 +8
2.triad 124 +8
3.dominators 139 +7
4.brutal 147 +8
5.bonzai 129 +6
6.the ruling company 132 +5
7.x-ray+transcom 151 +7
8.illusion 141 +4
9.f4cg 148 +5
10.legend 154 +7
11.warriors of wasteland 146 +1
12.acc 143 -
13.ikari+talent 179 +5
14.death 150 +3
15.chromance 148 -
16.silicon 153 -
light,again?! so vote for them...
trc alone again even on #6!
who is death? or do they mean death
sector ???
TURRICAN II
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1.IKARI+TALENT 958 +7
2.genesis project 969 +7
3.brutal 1294dox +8
i also got x-rated's version but it bugs
didnt they crack it right or my c128???
HUNT FOR THE RED OCTOBER-THE MOVIE
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1.TRIAD 332 +9
2.censor design/nei 386 +6
3.action 379 +0h
action's version is a laugh worth!
censor did a good quality job!!!!!
DIPLOMACY
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1.LIGHT 145 -
2.hitmen 182 -
3.warriors of wasteland 186 -
4.legend/nei 199 -
37 blocks...light-hitmen! this cant be
only the intro...???!!!
TOUGH GUYS
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1.BONZAI 198 +6
2.chromance 230 +7
3.depredators 209 +4
4.light 193 +2
5.brutal 311 +7
6.triad 217 +2
7.dynamix 252 +3
8.chromance 297 +5
9.paramount 283 +3
10.ruthless 224 +1
11.action/nei 246 +1
12.x-ray+transcom 326 +2
13.weird 326 -
14.sabian 395 -
and again...2 chromance versions! it's
action's own fault if they only release
an import version! depredators on #3!
they seem to back in quality!
ROBOCOP II
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1.LEGEND 475 +6
2.extasy 441 +2
3.ikari+talent 478 +2
4.hotline 506 +4
not too many versions of that game,but
legend proved their quality...they'd
better look for some real swappers...?!
that's it for this time!
next time these informations will be rea
leased in vinews....so look out next
venlo
rough...
from about 170 GAMES of the past 6months
these groups had the most best versions:
name gold silver bronze
x-ray 19 9 2
light 13 4 2
triad 12 8 4
paramount 12 6 3
genesis 12 4 4
brutal 11 5 6
ikari+talent 5 6 2
bonzai 5 2 7
nec 5 - -
hitmen 4 3 2
illusion 4 2 3
holocaust(?) 4 2 1
dominators 4 - 2
legend 4 - 1
transcom 4 - -
fairlight 3 5 2
chromance 3 3 1
f4cg 3 3 -
cross 3 2 -
vision 3 - 1
silicon 2 4 1
censor 2 2 1
Bullshit
THIS IS THE BULLSHIT CORNER... well,here we tell stories,jokes & crap : i just came back from munich where i bought a NITZA EBB-lp! awesome tunes! you'll see a review in the next edition. some 'funny' jokes...in german! warum gibts in aethiopien kein sniggers? weils dort keinen kleinen hunger zwische ndurch gibt..hahahahhahahahhhahhahahah! SPRUCH... siehst du einen popper liegen blass ihn auf und lass ihn fliegen... huahuhuhuahahahahahh was ist der unterschied zwischem einem hooligan und einem eimer scheisse? DER EIMER!!!!! hehehehe! wann gehen alle oesterreichischen u-boot e unter??? AM TAG DER OFFENEN TUER! hahahahaha! gehen 17 oesterreicher ins kino,steht dort ab 18,gehen sie wieder....hehehehe! hocken drei schwule auf ner bank! laesst der erste'n furz...fuuuuuurzz laesst der zweite'n furz...fuuuuuurzz laesst der dritte'n furz...ffff... sagt der erste zum zweiten : DU,DER IST NOCH JUNGFRAU! hihihi! liegen drei schwule im bett und pennen. der linke und der rechte sind total ab- gewichst! wacht der in der mitte auf und sagt 'he,wisst ihr was ich heute getraeu mt hab,das ich skifahr'!' gehen zwei auf der strasse hat der andre auch ne mark...(?)! kommen zwei kumpels in'n wirtshaus,hockt dort'n pferd am tisch! die beiden setzen sich zum gegenueberliegenden tisch! sagt der eine zum anderen "wetten um 100 dm das ich das pferd zum lachen bring!" sagt der andere "nie...die 100 dm biste los" geht er zum pferd spricht kurz mit ihm und der gaul lacht voll los....! geht er wieder zurueck und kriegt seine 100dm und sagt "jetzt geb ich dir die ch ance die 100dm wieder zurueckzugewinnen: wetten das ich das pferd zum weinen brin ge" der andere stimmt zu,um seinen hunde rter wiederzukriegen! er geht wieder zu dem pferd spricht kurz mit ihm und die beiden gehen raus,als sie wieder zurueck kommen heult das pferd total und der typ bekommt wieder seinen hunderter!sagt der andere 'ja,jetzt moecht ich wenigstens wissen wie's des gmacht hast' 'ja,ganz einfach! zuerst bin ich hingangen und hab gesagt das meiner laenger ist als seiner und dann sind wir rausgegangen und haben abgemessen...'HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ist ein mann auf nem hochhaus und muss unbedingt mal PISSEN! er findet keine toilette und denkt sich 'ist ja egal! piss ich einfach runter'! er stellt sich an den abgrund,packt aus und pisst runter! unten geht gerade ne ALTE OMA vorbei und bekommt das ganze voll draufgepisst,schreift hinauf 'zefix hundskrueppel,so a sauerei' und lauft sofort zur naechsten POLIZEIstation! dort sagt sie 'ja,mir hat da einer auf den kopf gspuckt!' sagt der wachtmeister 'ja,wie hat er den ausgschaut?' 'LANGE NASE,VOLLBART' hahahahahahahhhah ACHTUNG...ACHTUNG...RASSISTISCHER WITZ! dass is nur ein witz leute! wir alle von der redaktion sind alle links oder zu- mindest neutral eingestellt.... geht ein weisser mann auf der strasse und trifft'nen neger! der schwarze schla egt den weissen voll zusammen... geht der weisse weiter und trifft zwei neger! die schlagen ihn auch voll zu- sammen! geht er wieder weiter und trifft ne ganze horde neger! er kann sich grad noch hinter'nem busch verstecken,doch einer entdeckt ihn und sie verpruegeln ihn ALLE! daraufhin geht der mann in den naechsten supermarkt und kauft sich ne packung negerkuesse,wirft sie auf den boden und stampft wie ein wilder drauf herum! kommt ein wachtmeister vorbei und fragt 'ja,was machen sie denn da?' sagt der weisse die muss man toeten,bevors ausschluepfen hahahheheh..........funny! £that's it for this time..SORRY FREAKS I KNOW A LOT MORE JOKES BUT I DONT HAVE ANY TIME .... gotta leave
