Paranews 004

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be very WELCOMED to the NEW STYLED issue
                                        
        paranews #004 - january         
                                        
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CREDITS for this ISSUE go to:           
                                        
SCRATCHER of PARAMOUNT for all CODING   
                                        
MACMAGIC of TRC for the wonderful MUZAK 
                                        
SCRATCHER of PARAMOUNT for all GRAFIX   
                                        
SCRATCHER of PARAMOUNT for 1x1 CHARSET  
                                        
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ok another ISSUE, another awesome FACTS!
                                        
this time we START with the fire on some
LAMERS!!!                               
                                        
we heard that some groups whose name we 
didn't know yet, have RECRACKED some of 
our CRACKS, bah how lame !!!            
if we find out the PISSERS and ya can be
sure we get em, then they better should 
HANG UP themselfes ... otherwise .. !   
nother fact is that STING DIDN'T stopped
but he had a short BREAK! well, if some 
mags think they can write what they like
we must tell to this guys:              
INFORM you first before writing BULLSHIT
about us and other dudes...             
for example a mag wrote that DR.DEATH   
was past BREAKER! we don't know why some
ASSHOLES write such a crap...so stop    
writing about guys who renamed/STOPPED  
coz of the fucking COPS...              
so, we noticed that some groups started 
to BUILD UP a MAG like ours!!!          
that's nice and we hope that MANY will  
also start to release such mags, that   
means,that they only WRITE NEWS about   
THEMSELVES so it is only 100% CORRECT !!
                                        
we also must tell you that we HATE all  
the LAMERS who try to make a NEWS-MAG   
only because some groups got famous with
it !! that's UPFUCKING lame ... !!      
ahhhh, we don't know why EVERYONE is    
making a MAG like SEX'N CRIME for xample
what get you for it,outta you have much 
WORK to do!! making mags is GROWING up  
like an AIDS-VIRUS ..!                  
                                        
there are too many mags in this world ..
too many bad crap always talked !!!     
                                        
please do NO more NEWS-MAGS do a mag abo
ut YOURSELF to ENTERTAIN the OTHERS ... 
       PARAMOUNT STATUS 01/1990:        
scratcher       : code.swap.grafix.crack
sting           : crack.swap.modem.code 
dr.death        : code.swap             
phantom         : modem.trade.crack     
witcher         : swap.modem.code       
joe cool        : mega swap             
stainless steel : swap.modem.code       
t.c.            : music.grafix.code     
m.c.            : swap.modem.crack.code 
paramount design: grafix.swap           
do you need a COOL and FAMOUS contact   
then try one of the following ADDRESSES:
                                        
SCRATCHER/[p]:                          
XXX XXXXXX X-XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX-XXX
DR.DEATH/[p]:                           
XXX XXXXXX X-XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX-XXX
STING/[p]:                              
XXX XXXXXX X-XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX-XXX
PARAMOUNT DESIGN/[p]:                   
XXX XXXXXX X-XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXX-XXX
if ya need a HOT and SHORT INTRO then   
contact DR.DEATH! an intro costs normaly
THIRTY DEUTSCHMARKS (porto included!)   
send please your IDEAS how the intro    
should looks like or just let it be a   
SURPRISE...                             
                                        
to order ya own logo contact our master 
grafican PARAMOUNT DESIGN! a logo costs 
TEN DEUTSCHMARKS...send ya ideas,too!!  
all prices could be traded into DISCS...
and AGAIN we tell you that we DIDN'T    
trade ANY ORIGINALS !! sorry, but the   
chance to get a RECRACKED game is       
nowadays TOO HIGH...just check the other
PARANEWS...                             
so DON'T ask us any LONGER for that kind
of trading,ok !!                        
we are always VERY disappointed when we 
see that some lamer groups RECRACKS     
games .... KILL all RECRACKERS and      
RIPPERS... .. .                         
to the knowledge RIPPING we want to tell
you something:                          
some weeks ago we got a disc from some  
SUCKERS called 'THE ELITE CREW 1988'!   
they RIPPED WHOLE parts from other well-
known demos by COMMANDO FRONTIER (watch 
it!) , GENESIS*PROJECT (bat cave one) 'n
MR.CURSOR (babylon  )! so HELP us to    
clean the computer scene from all the   
RIPPERS and SUCKERS...ripping is the    
lamest thing ya CAN do...               
now it's GREETINGS TIME! they are NOT in
ranked and alphabetic order!            
                                        
science451-light-quality-fairlight-wot- 
transcom-the force-tetragon-hoaxers-tgt-
the zero boys-nato-triad-censor-coolex- 
dominators-century-genesis project-orion
crazy+lotus-royalty-softex(usa)-legend- 
reaction-zone45-sharks-megastyle-shades-
raw deal-cheyens-unicess-atg-flash inc.-
the ruling company-pride-impulse-upfront
shadows-the depredators-lazer-shape-tera
radwar-sky high-browbeat-contex-f4cg-711
falcon-ikari+talent-illusion-rough trade
x-rated-fantasy-sphinx-blackmail-fbi-afl
crest-damage-level99-logic-wwe-act501-  
ahead-babygang-manowar-opal-titan-zoom- 
yankees-success (WARNING: why do you    
talk shit about us  .. wanna BE BEST !  
oh my DICK, let me lough!!)             
SORRY if we forgot someone but you know 
not EVERYONE has a 64k GREETINGS-MEMORY!
you now again have reached THE END of   
the new PARANEWS!!!                     
                                        
REMEMBER: this mag is only ENTERTAINMENT
          and consists of only TRUTH    
          facts ...                     
                                        
                                        
    bye, the PARAMOUNT HQ WEST-GERMANY  
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