Internal 10 - Record Breaker
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*RECORD BREAKER*
again a new chapter comes to your very
own room.... a chapter which is again
an invention of the internal prodigy
but we OWE all these facts and figures
to only 1 book namely: THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF RECORDS!....
we've mainly print some INTERESTING and
/or AMUSING records!... sometimes we'll
even link it to the SCENE in order to
make this all a bit more enjoyable!...
if any of you is offended by this then
i strongly advice you to go and complain
then get in contact with one of the 2
internal hq's!... we'll notifie your
complaint and we'll make sure it won't
happen again!...
so let's get this SHOW on the ROAD....
1) HUMAN PERFORMANCES:
a lot of people eat but these record-
breakers have a special habit...
WHO ATE THE MOST OF (in x-amount of
time!):
patatoe chips: 30 sacks of 56,6 gram
in 24 MIN. AND 33,6 SEC. (p.g.tully)
(ed. or was it 33,5 sec?)
strawberries:
1,13 kg in 27,19 sec. by p.dowdeswell
bananas:
17 pieces of each 128 gr. in 2 min. by
dr.ronald l.alkana
(ed. now you all know from what all
doctors/professor are NUTS and are going
BANANAS!)
beer:
1 lit. in 1,3 sec. by s.petrosino
(ed. we didn't know ARROGANCE'S real
name is steven petrosino....)
tree:
3,35 metres with a thickness of 12 cm.
in 89 hours by j.gwaltney
egs: (hard-boiled)
14 in 58 sec. by p.dowdeswell
(ed. he loves eggs!...)
eggs: (soft-boiled)
32 in 78 sec. by p.dowdeswell
egss: (from the birth to the mouth)
13 in 2,2 sec. by GUESS WHO....
p.dowdeswell!
hamburgers:
20+3/4 (100 gr.each in total 2,07 kg.
of meat) with SANDWICHES in 30 min.
by alan peterson
cheese:
453 gr. (1lb) in 1 min.13 sec. by our
old time favourite egglover:
p.dowdeswell!
and another one by p.d. himself:
milk:
1,135 lit. in 3,2 sec.
(ed. i bet i can do this faster!)
you never believe it but it's not all
... here is a list of several other
records done by p.d.:
pan-cakes: (round=15,2 cm,buttered+jamme
d)
62 in 6 min. and 58,5 sec.
ravioli:
2,25 kg. (170 pieces) in 5 min and 34 se
c.
sandwiches:
40 in 17 min. and 53,9 sec.
(ed. he has about 4 other records on his
name but i'll spare them for you!....)
cream-ice:
1,53 kg. in 50,04 sec. by tony dowdes-
well.
(ed. can you believe it!... also his
brother eats like a snale... what a
family is this?... i bet their mother
had problems to make food every day!..)
greatest omnivore:
m.lotito, known as monsieur mangetout,
eats since 1959 metal and glass. in-
ternists can't find any traces in his
stomach. he has eaten since 1966:
7 bikes, 1 supermarket-car (in 4,5 days)
, 7 television sets and 1 cessna (one
little airplane!)...
greatest harem:
de biggest harem in the world is the
winter harem of the great serai in the
topkapi-palaces-complex in istanbul,
turkeije, built in 1589 with 400 rooms.
(ed. now we all know why all turks are
so fertile!)
most eager cafe-visiter:
stanley house from totterdown, bristol,
england, has visited till 1 may 1982,
3298 pubs with different names in great-
brittain. he used the public transport
for it.
(ed. this beats the belgian 'DE LIJN'
promotion!)
rollercoast:
fastest: american eagle in marriotts'
great america in gurnee had on a
horizontal piece a speed of: 106,73 km/
hour.
longest: the beast on kings' island in
cincinnati, in ohio, vs. with a speed
of 104,23 km/hour. this ride of 2,25
km has 243,8 metres of tunnels and a
rising of (all together) of 540 degrees.
(ed. let's kick it!)
highest alimentation:
2 261 000 dollar, payed by g.storer sr.,
74 years old, to his 73 years old wife
dorothy, in miami, florida, on 29 oc-
tobre.
highest alimentation-claim!:
sjeika dena alfassi (born in the
land of the beers: BELGIUM), 23 years
young, asked an alimentation-claim of
3 milliard dollar. her husband sjeik
mohammed al-fassi, belonging to the
royal saodi-arabian family had to pay
only 81 million dollar.
(ed. all women are the same)
highest claim:
mr. i waltom bader (ed.from the walton
family?) asked a claim of 675 BILLION
DOLLAR towards general motors for
spoiling the environment in 50 american
states!
biggest ambulances:
the alligator jumbulance mark vi,vii and
viii are 18 netres long and made by
van hool in BELGIUM! they cost 176000
pounds and they can transport 44 patient
s and doctors.
longest living cancer-patient:
mrs. winona mildred melick born douglass
(on 22.oct.1876) from long beach,
california. she's been operated 4 times
for cancer. she died after a serious
cold(amonia?), 67 days after her 105th
birhtday! (1981)
longest 'WORKING' ghosts:
ghosts are NOT immortal and seem,
so says the gazetteer of british ghosts,
after 400 years that their activity is
going backwards. the most remarkable
exception should be the ghosts of roman
soldiers, who are after 19 centuries
still wandering around in the cellars of
treasurers'house,york minster.
(ed. beats the game centurion,he?)
andrew m.green claims to have the only
existing letter of a POLTERGEIST.
primates:
the biggest primate is the mountain-
gorilla , it is 1,75m. high and weighs
195 kg.
the heaviest gorilla was a mountain-
gorilla, which weigh in 1943, 310 KG.
and when he died he weigh 288 KG. and
his brest was 198 cm. wide!
fastest cars:
km/hours - name of car
1019,4 thrust 2
1001,473 blue flame
690,909 bluebird
673,516 goldenrod
575,149 herda-knapp-milod.
1190,377 budweiser rocket
these cars have each a different thrust
or rocket-boost that's why the speeds
are so different... but all of them
are NUMBER 1 in their categorie.
baby's:
heaviest: 10,2 kg. (normal birth)
10,2 kg. (through the stomach)
this last one was born in 1982 and did
weigh in 1983 already 24 kg. with a
length of 56,5 cn.
there's 1 case known of a baby who lived
13 months and weigh 50,8 KG., 101 CM.
LONG AND BREST OF 99CM.
* 9-year young boy weigh 154 KG. at his
death.
lightest:
the lowest official birth-weight of a
baby which stayed alive is: 238 GR.
biggest funerals:
the funeral of c.n.annadurai, 1st
minister of madras was visited by
15 million people!
worst diseasters:
pandemie (1347-1351)
-- black death: the pest
amount of people: 75 000 000
genocide (1311-1340)
-- taking out of the chineses peasants
by the mongoles
amount of people: 35 000 000
influenza (1918)
-- the whole world
amount of people: 21 640 000
famine (1969-1971)
-- north-china
amount of people: CA.20 000 000
tornado (1970)
-- islands of ganges-delta,bangladesh
amount of people: 1 000 000
(ed. i didn't know f4cg had a hitman
like that)
then the figures go down and down to
the figure of 3, but most of them are
caused by one 1 thing:
HUMAN SOCIETY!....
this is a proof that ALL stupid
politicians have caused all this mess
and trouble and the little people
(the poor,the disabled,the working
class) have to live with it! they suffer
under the political stress and have to
deal with ALL actions the politicians
take. i say BAN all those atomic rockets
and waste-dump and LONG LIVE GREENPEACE!
economics:
lowest taxes:
in bahrein,brunei,kuwait and qatar there
hasn't to be payed tax! and also not
on the britisch channel isles sark/
tristan da cunha!
(ed. tax-free havens!)
highest taxes:
BELGIUM!....(haha)
no, in norway the people had to pay 80
procent but now ca.2000 inhabitants
are paying more then 100 procent of
their taxable incomes.
(ed. i don't get it, do you?)
national wealth:
united arabian emirates! each in-
habitant should have 30 070 DOLLAR
based on the amount of inhabitants!
and in bhutan they have about 80 DOLLAR
based on the amount of inhabitants.
armies:
biggest:
the ussr has 5,05 million soldiers.
the chinese republic has 3,988 mil.sol.
the usa has 2,1365 million soldiers.
belgium has 4000 soldiers?
biggest marine-corps:
us-navy with 569 000 soldiers and
194 600 marines amd a fleet of:
14 airplane-ships, 26 battleships,
90 submarines, 28 cruisers, 68 destroyer
s, 90 fregats and 65 amfibie-battleships
....
(ed. row,row a boat)
beers:
in australia (northern territory) they
have calculated the alcohol-use at:
236 lt. per person in 1 year.
(ed. so australia is more then just the
land of the notewriters!)
most sorts of beer:
in BELGIUM: b.pieper imports ca.1200
different marks and from those there
are about 1000 of them in current use!
credit-card collection:
the greatest credit-card coll. existed
on 8 may 1984 of 1167 different exampl.
put together by w.cavanagh from santa
clara, california, usa! he keeps it
in his wallet which is the biggest with
a lenght of 76,2m. long, a weight of
15,87 kg. and a value of over 1,25
million dollar of credits!
(ed. i bet EVERY MODEMFREAK loves to
get his hands on this wallet!)
jeans:
most expensive one:
de 'GEM JEANS' is the most expensive
jeans in the world. the nails and the
little mark on the back-pocket are of
18-karat gold and have a 0,10 karat
natural coloured yellow diamant.
the button is also a yellow diamant
of 3,52 karat.
this jeans is made by:
design: tony bloemen (blues'n jeans)
(wrangler)
staf demarelle'n daughters
(gold)
rainbow gem.int. (diamants)
the jeans is worth: 216 086,25 dollar!
size: 31!
(ed. the perfect present for your girl-
friend,he???)
well, this concludes our first series of
WORLD RECORDS!...
if there is anyone who claims or can
can proof he can improve this record
then try to tape it or write a letter
to our usual address!....
we hope you've enjoyed this fairly
interesting shit and we'll hope you'll
tell us how you think about this chapter
and the few other ones!....
joy RIGHT
*FILM REVIEW*
howdy country-boys'n'girls!...
this time we have again a variety of
choices... for everyone there's some-
thing!... and if there's something you
want to see in here then get off your
lazy ass and take pen'n'paper or load
one of those (aussie?) notewriters and
begin typing/writing!....
this time we begin with only 1 review
of a film...
ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES...
(with kevin kostner, sean connery,
ernest bourigine,...)
this is a good remake of the old version
... but has lost some of its charm!...
still the makers have chosen for a NON-
NAKED SCENE... no running maked woman
in here!... but we have to picture this
in the middle ages!...
the film has a quit amazing begin and
a not so amazing end, although the end
sequence is so mighty exaggerated it
becomes almost a CONNECTION and it is as
the film contains some little funny
things and does help you coming trough
the time!... this film takes over 2
hours and is NO real waste of time!....
i think it's not woth to get off your
lazy ass and go and see him in the
CINEMA but it wouldn't be a waste of
money to rent him!...
this film has a bit of everything
(action, adventure, romance,...) but so
had the 1st version. so this movie isn't
really a CORKER, but a quit normal film.
RATING: 55/100
look out for TERMINATOR 2!
the film will come out end september/
begin october...
mighty cool soundtracks are made by
GUNS'N'ROSES and are choosen by the
warrior himself: ARNOLD SHWARZENEGGER;
the anti-hroof this film!
FIRE please
