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* again a new chapter for the cool internal!.... this time it's chief ed.2 whose writing this shit!... forgive me all when i sound a bit dis- orientated but i'm feeling a tiny bit drunk. i only had 5 HOEGAARDEM and 1 WHITE trapist and some dirty red wine!.. . shit i feel terrible!... still i've got to write this shit as it's so fucking important that the masses get their monthly sex stories!... i don't know if this chapter will stay the same and we'll always print those (dirty) stories... i guess not because they're just made on a lonely hot summer day (night) and even worse by some perverts... i guess life's hard.... anyway, nobody says you have to read this shit.... there are enough chapters which can forfill your appetit!.... well, i guess i and brezjnev will now try to fill your filthy brains with some self made stories!... i have to say i'd more of these but i lost some of them! (3) so only 1 story from me myself and i ... i hope you nevertheless will try to enjoy it a bit or will just switch over to the culturel detachement!.... the stories which will be printed are: HOME ALONE (by y.e.) for all those perverts outthere.... fuck off!.... anyway, i guess this chapter will never be published so.... shit, i'm quite drunk.... but i enjoyed the liquid!... i know this chapter could be again a dirty rip off but it ain't as we published these kind of stories back in the old days with ATROG ... if you don't believe it then order a copy of it!... well, as it looks now i still have to fill 6 pages before starting with my one and only story.... here are some usefull addresses for ordering the latest .... BREZJNEV/WOW: (for the latest issue xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx of BIG BOOBS!) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (+64 swap!) xxxxxxx EINSTEIN/WOW: (for splendid ideas xxxxxxxxxxxxxx for internal!....) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (+64 swap!) xxxxxxx sorry for all these commercial breaks... * some porno films tips: -joytoys -these buns are for hire -i want a buttlight -sea of love -charlie angels -all YAB YUM films -all VIDEORAMA films -most of the SUNSEX films -etc.... and now a software sexstory 7 july 1987, it all happened on a hot summer day!... a couple had a lot of domestic problems... he was a hard working bussiness man and she was a rich 'housewife'... she wanted more of her life then just playing the lovely wife... the man didn't care less about his wife and like every bussiness man he had an affaire with his secretary. when his wife got to hear this she was planning to get even!.... she hired herself a black gardner, a butler, and some girls to dress her, wash her,...etc... when her man left the house to go on a bussiness trip, she was thinking about relaxing.... it all begin in the morning, after a long hot night, she was bading in the sweat. her thin body was wet and while she undressed she became a bit horny. then her 2 servants came. the 2 young girls saw their mistress naked with firm , well-formed brests standing under the shower. after she came out, they had to rub her in and make her even more beautiful then she already was!.... lana was a girl of 22 years of age, she weigh about 50 kilos,had brests like maria whittaker and was about 1.60 of height,black hair.petra,was 19 about 1.80, 67 kilos and had brests like kim basinger and had blonde hair. the mistress was an woman of 30 with a body like madonna... she was already worn out a bit but still ready for action!.... the 2 girls rubbed her in and touched her brests gently... they also rubbed in her intimate place. while doing this the mistress demanded to be fucked. the 2 girls were very surprised but the mistress said, look down in the drawner. the 2 girls found huge fake-plastic-cocks... and a little cord with 5 little balls .... she said, play with it and let lana put it in petra's pussy.... at first the 2 girls didn't like the idea but after saying they'd be given a big raise they'd do everything. lana took the little cord with 5 plastic balls and shoved them 1 by 1 into petra's cunt... she pushed down her love-lips aside so she could see the red clit and underground... she licked her vagina-juice and her clit!... then she pulled the little balls gently out of her pussy!.... in the meanwhile the mistress had taken a fake dick with 2 ends.... after petra and lana were ready she demanded petra to stick one end into her ass while she sticked the other half into hers!.... lana looked down at them and was licking her mistress'nippels!.... they were so hard and rose ... she almost bit them off!.... then she took 2 dildos and shoved them into the vagina of her mistress and petra... petra groaned and came... her mistress didn't but said they could go and do their normal jobs!... she dressed herself only with 1 dress. she was naked under it... she went outside and found the gardner ... joe was his name... he was in the greenhouse... she walked near him and when she walked over the air-warming-system, he could see her lovely body clearly... joe, a man of 24 had already a stiff one... she had noticed it and had demanded him to lay down on the ground. he obeyed and she pulled his pants down ... also his slip and a big (27 cm) dick came out!... she was fucking horny and sat herself on him!... she felt awesome when the big cock came inside of her!... when he came, she waited some seconds and gave him a blowjob... after that he licked her vagina and her ass.... he shoved one of his tools into her tight ass and shoved his cock again into her pussy... she didn't came but that would come when the buttler joined them!... he had come with a telephone call from her husband!... she took it in the greenhouse... (the call and the buttler). while the black gardner was fucking her in her ass the buttler was fucking her in her pussy!.... while she was talking with her husband ... he couldn't hear a thing as they had put on some music... she came when they both pushed their dicks as far as they could into her body!.... 'oh....ohohohoho....yeah,dear husband .... fine you're coming ba....aaaaaagg ghhhhhhhh!.... what a nice feeling.... ...' the man answered: 'what did you say, darling'... she said: 'fuck off buster, you're finished...' 'i have my servants to please me now' .... he said: 'what the hell are you talking about'... she answered: ' come home and found out'.... he said: 'bye,bye darling till soon honny pon...,i'll be seeing you' Y.E FIRST AID WITH UNDRESSING. -------------------------- suppose that a (horny)eatable lady whispers in yer ear:"COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME UNDRESSING ?????".what are ya gonna do ???easy. ya begin to work on yer checklist.... THE BRA.the locking could be a problem. for the lamers and fegs :it's mostly on da back but it could also be on da side, or even in front.... with hookies or with da 'KNAK'-system: the only thing the redaction can say 'bout that :PRACTICE ....in a lingerie- shop(ed:this word exists !!!DUDES:we ain't interested in its existance!!) on an unsunny afternoon . after the bra THE PANTIE(S).hey ,we skipped the sockings???OFCOURS,lamo... (ed.and you who are such experienced sexmaniacs...aahhhaahh,what a shame!!) the sockings are stuck to the suspender- belt and the suspenderbelt stays were it is..that 's why she put it on,stupid. don't think like the most people,that the pantie only can be removed when the whole mess of sockings and suspenderbelt is dismantled... DA PANTIE(S).those one goes out.but very slowly,by wich she stretches her legs. (ed.legs or SEX??) use two of your fingers and let the rest glide over her leg. AT LAST:try to find a place in the bed- room(ed.hey,and what if ya do it in da kitchen or da toilet??)were ya can put the lingerie...beside the bed or on the nightlocker. it happens that da clothing has to be searched in a hurry... searching costs time....and sometimes... A PAIR OF NEW TEETH...HAHAHA!!!!! and now for da lame farmboys: take the front of her blouse plus her shirt under it.....with a rough strike ya pull da whole thing down...(ed.what about da bra???*pessengirls don't wear a bra(i mean real ones)) and ya see da giant BIG BOOBS jumping out...be a bit carefull with da... DEFLORATION......BOTH OF YA...HAHAHAAH!! (ed.yeah...and give da poor girl five bucks for da clothes ya have thorn up) this is also recommanded for quickers!! - have a nice shearching in ya diction- nary..... OLD BREZNJEV ooooh yeee .....am i tired ......been working too much i think.... if ya have any sexproblems: CALL 32/(0)xx/xxxxxxxx and ask for YVES my addy has already appeared.... LITTLE UNUSUAL SEXSTORY. ------------------------ the rain was pooring down when i was washing my car(ed.hey,LAMO-who WASH- ES his CAR when its RAINING????). yep,that was yesterday...lots of things happened then ...!! as i was going for the soap(ed.-BAR??) - da wash-leather... suddenly this horny pussy was stand- ing in front of me....she had these long shaved legs and a wetshirt wich made her tits look like giant MEATLOOFBALLZ(ed. what da heck is dad???)with two refresh- ing onions on top of 'em ...(ed.what are we eating today ,mum???meatballz with onions????)...while she was likin' her finger(ed.yours or hers???),she said: "WANNA TRY ME????" she twisted her lips(ed.she did what??) and moved one leg over another..... "what could it hurt to take her for my own pleasure(ed.fucking EGOIST ....)",i thought to myself. my hand slipped into her blouse.... i took her melon in my hand and used it as a toy .... my other hand flooted into her tight short dress....her pussy was already wet...i opened da buttons one by one ....she was doing the same thing ... only i wasn't wet.... ones she got hold of my WILLY,he became as hard as steel and she made him glide slowly into her cunt(ed.whats a cunt???) well,at least that was what she thought ...but i just stamped him in as hard and as deep as i could ... it was just like her eyes would fall out and as if she couldn't bread anymore..... i took her in my arms and kept stamping in her pussy wich was having a hard time right now....hehehe(ed.is he a pessen or what? YEP,he is WHAT.) i almost reeped her,but didn't ...she came ...at last...but i didn't(ed.heyho, mister fatneck)i pulled my trigger out and put it into her mouth wich was wide open ....finally it came .it seemed like there were liters of it streaming into her mouth...WILLY hadn't dun this since decades .....she wasn't fast enough to swallow the whole lot ...it was flooting from her cheeks .... after a while it had stopped...i put him back on his normal place(ed.whoes him??).. she looked totally DISORDERD .. i wanted to give her a kiss for the suffer she had to resist but her mouth smeeled like a three-day-rotten-egg. so i said..:"BEAT IT LADY" she went and ....never returned (ed.aaaaghh what a sad end..hehe!!) NEW : ----- our vmb is at number:32/xxx/xx.xx.xx tell all ugly english words you know....and all folks who speak dutch tell all dutch ugly words... the vmb calls itself: "OTTENMANIA,THE REAL ONE" well,get ready for another of those DILDOO SEXSTORIES.... it was already 8 o'clock....and she still hadn't arrived....what kept her so long??? at the end of the street stood a blond with a white furcoat...her tits made an outrages impression ....i couldn't be wrong ..this had to be her. i walked towards her and asked:"miss brown???"."YES",she answered with a broad smile.... well,the boss surely knows how and wich lady to pick for a secretary.."would you please follow me ...",i said.we went to da chevi the boss hired for da occasion. boy,did he slag on me 4 what would hap- pen to me if i had an accident... i walked around the car to open - opened the door ,while showing my best sides - charmes...... i started the car and drove off. we had been driving for 'bout ten minutes i think, when she suddenly pointed a gun at my ballz.she said: "I'M HUNGRY."."hey lady,we can stop right here and go to a restaurant ,if that is what you want...",i said fright- ened."I SEE THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME ... OPEN YER PANTS AND KEEP DRIVIN'",she said ....she took one ball in her hand - turned it softly..well,that was enough for me to get an erection... she began to suck my dick like it hadn't been sucked in decades .....and i think that this chevi had never drivin' diz fast ....not to mention what my boss would do if he saw me doing this... after i had come ....i looked at her face ... the spermpieces hung on her cheeks...."SAY...YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A HANKY,WOULD YOU???",she asked ..... "yeah sure.over there in the locker.",i said ....she took two of 'em ...one to clean her face...and one for the mess i had made on my pents.... i said to the lady:"..i think i'm gonna like you..."."LET'S GO TO MY PLACE.",she replied. she had a big flat in one of the most expensive hotels in town.so i said to her:"so tell me,why you really came to the appointment ????"... she said:"ONE...I AIN'T MISS BROWN..- TWO...TO ANSWER YER QUESTION...I WAS LOOKIN' FOR A LITTLE ADVENTURE" so i replied:"well,that is the least of my problems....i got a bigger one..." she:"YEAH .... WHAT ???" me:"YOU!!!" i laid my arms on her ass and began to kiss her in the neck...she turned and we kissed...i took her up and asked mum- blinging:"wweeerezz da bedroom".... she stopped kissin' and said:"I PREFER TO DO IT ON THE KITCHENTABLE...." well,i can tell ya one thing ..that sure was the biggest kitchentable i have ever seen...we undressed eachother ..i played with her clitto as she wasn't finished with undressing me(ed.yeah ,i also have such difficult buttons)....mmmmmm... i liked her pussy ....she became as horney as the wild thing....that was the sign me to fuck her ...with one tit in my mouth we both came ...aaagggghhh.... after we had rested a while,she turned herself and showed me her pink flesh.... i stamped my dick in it...but what did she do!!!!she began to shit on my dick!! hey ,no bother to me..she was the one who had to clean it up...she took my in her hand and swallowed the shit and sperm all trough....bbbaaahh.....then she laid me on the table and came sit- ting on my face with her pussy... she had put in a banana!!!and above all she began to pie!!!!on my face!!!! wwgwgggh!!!teeeccc!!!bbooom!!knots-bang! mmmm....my right one was still the best. i had knocked the whore K.O(ed.O.K.??) i took my cloths and went lookin' for da real miss brown.... THE END!!!! hereby ,another chapter is ended... probably a carreview next time... editors of this chapter: ------------------------ YOUNG EINSTEIN..OLD BREZNJEV...ED.FISHER (GO FISH IN YOUR POOL ,ED.) FIRE AWAY BOYZ!!!