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Contents

Charts

 CHARTS...

 here are some special charts from us...

 MOST FUNNY SONG...

  1 BLUE KILLA    HEI,HEI,WICKIE!
  2 THE FIRM      STAR TREKKIN'
  3 WALTER ELF    PETER IST EIN ARSCHL.
  4 anthrax       friggin in the riggin
  5 hans soellner alle samma wichser!
  6 tote hosen    azzurro
  7 toy dolls     nelly the elephant
  8 no fx         new boobs
  9 anthrax       i'm the man
 10 ?             little dinosaur

  we could display a lot of more,but i
  think this are the quite funniest
  (which came to our minds!)





 SHITTIEST GROUP...

  1 new kids on the block
  2 vanilla ice
  3 blue system/modern talking
  4 jason donavan
  5 bros
  6 sandra
  7 david hasselhoff
  8 kylie minogue
  9 liza minelli
 10 michael jackson

  yeah,buy this and live a happy life !










£
 that's it for today...i already apolo-
 gized in the editiorial for bad issue.

News

 NEWS (dont expect too much!)
 ----

 here's a little list of these brad,who
 will soon release a new record...

 faith no more!
 red hot chili peppers!
 bad religon!
 hard ons!

 and many more!

 JUST RELEASED BUT TO LATE TO TEST...

 tankard/fat,ugly+live!
 panthera/cowboys from hell
 new model army/raw melody man
 inspiral carpets/the beast inside(#1!)
 gun's n roses (illusion 1+2!)-2 nu lp's
 arts and decay/razor-blade
 manfred mann/plain's music
 mano negra/king of bongo(cool sound!)

£
 neutron 9000/walrus (good techno band!)
 hans soellner/bayerman vibration
 (yeah,hans soellner,live!)
 alice cooper/they stoopid!
 cathy dennis/move to this

 this is it for today,we are pysching
 off klingonz (go johnny,go,go,go!)

 that's x-tremely funny sound for hot
 days...

Tests

 CORDREVIEWRECORDREVIEWRECORDREVIEWRECOR

 this time we didn't get that many re-
 cords as last month,but be sure that
 we tried our best...

 NO FX/RIBBED...
 the 1st time i saw this record in the
 wellknown recordstore WOM,because it
 has a funny cover,like the package of
 a CONDOM!!! in big size of coz! i of-
 course had to listen to it and from da
 1st minutes...BRILLIANT! they play a
 kind of melidious hardcore. a little
 bit softer than BAD RELIGION,but MORE
 in the funnier side of live! songs li-
 ke THE MORON BROTHERS,NEW BOOBS or WHE-
 RE'S MY SLICE? make you feel happy on
 a raining day...that's pure funcore!
 the voice sounds like a queeky little
 boy and is so cooool...EVERYBODY likes
 this record,even my sister,who normally
 likes to hear puke like mc hammer or
 klf... BUY IT(you wont regret)!  95%


 PRIMUS/SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE
 you maybe know their first album,which
 brought them the cool reputation of be
 ing a hardcore jazz mad one band,to be
 honest i dont know the first album and
 i only know this one and buid it with
 a lot expectations,but except some str
 ange effects which make you smile there
 is no good on the vinyl! only strange
 sounds with stupid but funny voice! i
 wouldnt buy it again... rating 43%

 KLINGONZ/BLURB
 if you are a psychobilly you sure know
 this band and you must admit that they
 are FUCKIN' great! this album is not
 that good as their others,but you can
 buy it nevertheless. sonx like TOO DRU-
 NK TO FUCK or MADNESS IS A STATE OF MI
 ND make you feel groovy. a really nice
 one...               rating 74%




 KLINGONZ/FLANGE

 yeah,this record is so absolutely ass
 kickin' awesome! it's for sure THE best
 klingonz album there is.the best ones
 are the ruling ones like DANGEROUS HAIR
 CUT and TORMENTED+GONE BAD and the co-
 ver sonx GREAT BALLS OF FIRE and JOHN-
 NY B.GOOD E ... get this lp!
                      rating... 90%

over to some ska articles by SKANARCHIST

the first one for today is an ep by the
local ska group BLUE KILLA,which he had
already 2-3 reports in this magazine ab-
out.it's title is COWBOY and features
the songs SKASHIP ENTERPRISE,COWBOY
BEAT GENERATION and the best of'em 4...
WORKER'S DREAM...
                 RATING... 87%




 for the second and last for today there
 is the band SKAOS also from bavaria
 with their lp CATCH THIS BEAT! there r
 people,who think that skaos is shitska
 but that's not my opinion,they are for
 sure not the best skaster band,but dey
 have some funny sonx like oh sally or
 jungle beat! the best of'em is the cool
 song BETTER BEWARE...skavaria!
                  rating...73%















 here is ROUGH again to bring up some
 dancefloor tests also sponsored by our
 grateful MR.WAX...

 YBU/KEEP IT UP!
 you hear the start the first and you
 think...UNBELIEVABLE! the intro of this
 song is so cool. so great! but after
 da first seconds the great bass effect
 goes partly away and a boring female
 voice comes up...could have been better
 guys!            rating...66%

 CYBERSONIK/TECHNARCHY
 nice title of this song and that's how
 it sounds.pure technorhythm from the
 fine side! little popperpigs wont like
 it,but in my opinion it's a fine one!
                  rating...76%






 2 BROTHERS ON THE 4TH FLOOR/
 I CANT HELP MYSELF

 this is a chartlike song like every-
 thing else aroun nowadays. i dont wanna
 loose words about this record. hear it
 by yourself! if you are still stupid
 enough you still will like it...me not!
                    rating...34%

 MC FIXX IT/ROCK THE DISKOTEX
 another chartbreaker,isn't it? sounds
 like everything else nowadays! a little
 bit better than the average dance floor
 tunes...check it out!
                    rating...55%

 TRAGIC ERROR/UMBADA
 if you hear this first you think"SNAP?"
 but it's a little bit different than
 them,even more african effects in the
 song than snap,but nearly same rap voic
 e and female singer's voice...funny!
                    rating...62%



 some more techno + hiphop tunes tested
 by chief dj ROUGH supplied by MR.WAX!

 CLUBLAND...PUMP THE SOUND
 this song is one of the nowadays very
 popular dancefloor songs with rapvoice
 it wouldnt surprise me if this song
 gets a hit,it has a nice rhythm and a
 good rapper voice.the female singsang
 is also not bad...    rate...69%

 JIVE HOUSE...YO BABY YO!
 hm,strange tune,cool effects all over
 the dancetrack,but it doesnt convince
 perfect,the whole song you get effects
 blown up like a rap voice,a strange
 (ofcoz female) lyric and somemore
 things...a clubtrack,not for public
 made,but also nothing special
                       rate...64%


 TKA...CRASH

 hm,this song convinces me more,it's
 rhythm is veery danceable,with some
 ripped effects from different pop sonx
 very poppy chorus,sounds laaaaameee!
 hm,somehow my tape must have fucked up
 it sounds so strange,shit! hope i can
 repair it...fixxed it! it was the head
 of the stereo tower...ah,the rating of
 CRRRAAASH is still missing... 72%

 MOZ-ART+MASTER FREEZ...LET THE MUSIC
                        MOVE ME
 i'm back with new track,yo,the name of
 the project sounds very shitty,but the
 song is not bad,but dont x-pect much!
 it's again...male rapper voice,female
 chorus and mixed-in f-fects (e.g. some
 strange moaning?!) slowly this pisses
 me off,all these song sound nice but
 NONE like is that good...snorch!
                      rate...58%



 808 STATE...IN YER FACE

 yeah,new tune,new brilliance! it's ab-
 solutely assskickin'...! cool intro,
 xtra cool bassline+effects! they show
 the little pseudos how it goes...hehe!
 you simply cant hold your feet while
 this track is ranning...in yer face is
 a damned cool tune,people who like dis
 kinda direction,go and buy the LP!
                     ratez...86%

 BOMB THE BASS...LOVE SO TRUE
 oops,strange,didnt i hear that bomb
 the bass renamed? or is this song may-
 be an old one? anyway this is ofcourse
 a song styled in the way of the new
 bomb the bass,slow rhythm,good female
 voice,no shitrapper,it's not that bad
 but i prefer the legends BEAT DIS and
 SAY A LITTLE PRAYER from these guys!
 'you've gimmen love...' dudeldudel!
                     ratez...68%


 at last a few single tests by ROUGH!

 DIE KRUPPS/machinery of joy

 as far as i know they were a ndw band
 in their beginning,but they went on be
 coming a nice modern technodance crew!
 it's nice to dance to but no shocker
 at all             rating...75%

 RAIN/a taste of rain

 this is typical indierock came first to
 my mind when i heard this tune and that
 is what it is,peopl like this more soft
 er side of independant music will like
 for me it's not more than average
                    rating...60%







 SWANS/love will tear us apart

 a nice cover song from the swans,very
 melidious,slow and with a good deep
 male voice! i think the original is fr
 om ultravox or joy division! i can't
 remember anymore...it's a nice one!
                    rating...76%
 BLUR/there's no other way

 by listening the first time to this so
 ng you think 'baeh! another pseudorave
 band!' but...listen it more often and
 you will the own effects of this song!
 it's has a great refrain and some real
 good instrumental effect
                    rating...81%

 RORSCHACH/killer's nose dive
 this is some strange mixture of rave
 indierock and skatemusic! first to say
 you MUST hear this song more often! if
 you only listen it 2-3 times,you wont


 hear all these little effects,but you
 will like at once,it's the excellent
 guitarre solo at the end of the song!
 it sounds sooo great!
                  rating...73%

 SISTERS OF MERCY/lucretia
 this one is an old song from their lp
 floodland and i must say 'shame on sis
 ters!' no black feeling,no groove,no
 beat! simply crap! where are these good
 songs like MORE or the classic THIS
 CORROSION! only the name sisters holds
 this song back from getting a worse
 rating...41%

 BILLY BRAGG/sexuality
 if you only listen to the musical qual
 ity of this song,you wont like it! but
 the singer is very funny and the text
 is a little bit stupid,but if you think
 about also very intelligent! a song for
 funny natures...    rating...62%


 INSPIRAL CARPETS/please be cruel

 after their absolutely asskickin' 1st
 album they are back with their 2nd one
 called 'the beast inside'! i awaited a
 lot from these brilliant ravers,but th-
 is first single from the album doesnt
 seem to be that kickin'! to be honest
 it's very boring...no melodious love
 or cry effects...no dancesound! boring!
                 rating...57%

 ALICE DONUT/rise to the skin

 a hardcore band from new york this is
 sounds a little bit like dead kennedys
 but only a little! some cool speed but
 nothing special! listen first to it b4
 buying...       rating...62%






 SMASHING PUMPKINS/siva

 yo,this is a cool song! a strange mix-
 ture of indie,techno and hardcore elem
 ent make a really cool sound of it! i
 maybe get the lp for the next edition!
 and then we'll know about them by then!
 a good hint for people who already ev-
 erything(hi jake!)
                  rating...73%

 THE MOCK TURTLES/and then she smiles
 oops! sounds like ninja turtles,but is
 even more shit! that should be indie
 sound? it's crap! pure popcrap! forget
 this at once,help!
                  rating...31%







£
 LES THUGS/i love you so
 you know these guys?? nooooo???? noo??
 then you should know! they play a cool
 style you can describe as speed indie!
 very coooool! the song is always fast
 and but also rhythmnlike,kick it in
 your tower for good pogueing crowds...
                rating...81%

 CHRISTIAN DEATH/zero sex
 hm,this kind of music even surprises
 me! the effects and drumrhythm are very
 good,but the voice and texts of the si
 nger sound like biiig shit! maybe it's
 his own special style and sure there r
 guys,who love this(hi sodom!),but it's
 not my favourite
                rating...72%


 that must it be for today!

Reports

 you entered the concert report chapter


 EL BOSSO and THE PING PONGS (SKA!)
 16.6.91 munich -babalu-

 do ya know EL BOSSO? -no- but ya should
 know him and his PING PONGS.they play
 a mixture between ska,reggea and rock-
 steady.it's the right thing for ya fee
 ts.at june,the 16th,my friends(cane,
 reithi and lars) and me(zwerg) went to
 da BABALU,where el bosso got a gig.
 at 21 o'clock we were let in and we wo
 ndered why there wasn't any control.
 we had to pay 15dm and one of the ping
 pongs,his name was PROF.RICHIE,said he-
 llo to us and we talked a bit. inside
 the babalu we began to fell ill,not cau
 sed by bad music,by the high prices of
 beer.after an hour the band went on the
 stage and began playin' very high qual-
 ity SKA.they are one of da only ska-


 bands which sing GERMAN text.they are
 very political because they sing AGAIN-
 ST FASCISM and for SKANARCHY(ed.yeah!).
 but back to da concert we had been.they
 played all their best songs like 'immer
 nur ska','katherin','wo ist diese sta-
 dt?' and 'touri' first we didnt dance
 too much because there weren't so many
 SKASTERS at that concert.i think there
 had could be much more fun if it had
 been crowdy.but we danced a lot and we
 did the SKATRAIN(ed.rules!) to 'mafia
 tanz'. el bosso kidded MC HAMMER'S
 'feeling' (the pepsi-ad!). all in all
 he and prof.richie did a lot of funny
 joke between the songs.so it was a VE
 RY great evening and after we bought
 some faszines we went home by train at
 0.00 o'clock.






 address...c/o EL BOSSO
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 report by ZWERG...

 ARTS AND DECAY in magrathea/munich...

 SKANARCHIST/DEPREDATORS,me(rough) and
 some girls went to this shit,when we
 entered there were a lot of cool guys
 (indies,psychos,HARDCORISTS,skasters)
 and they played great music,so i ex-
 pected a lot of FUN.but...the fun was
 gone when the band started! it was mega
 shit indie crap,no speed nor good melo
 dy...bwark! i dont wanna loose more wor
 ds coz this was 4 sure the worst conc-
 ert i've ever been on.also skanarchist
 was pissed off.the whole crowd shouted
 'stop! stop!' and when they did all cr
 ied 'yeaaaaaaah!' cool or what?! /rough

 BAD RELIGION,THEATERFABRIK
 on the 23/06/91

 yeah,the day after i'm sitting here to
 report about this asskickin' concert!
 but let's start from the beginning...
 me(ROUGH!),my girl-friend christina,
 zwerg,imbecil,3 other boys'n 1 girl
 went very early to the place because
 the entrycards were only sold that eve
 ning (no VVK?!).the sqare in front of
 the hall was overcrowded of punk,hard-
 corists,metallers and all the other ru
 ling posses...QUITE GREAT FEELING!!!!
 the foregroup was a DEATHMETAL band cal
 lled NO TWIST...comment shitsound! but
 the last song another singer entered da
 staged and did sum cool hardcore job to
 fire the crowd! a little crowd was al-
 ready pogueing,but we had to hold back
 our power,hehe! in a little break we
 fetched some posters from the wall (eg
 a MEGAKEWL gwar poster,huahua!)


 then the band entered the stage and...
 then the SINGER...the crowd shouted...
 YEEEEEEEAAAAAH and the 1st song they
 played was 'MODERN MAN'! from their la
 test studio album AGAINST THE GRAIN!
 phew...i pogued the first 4-5 songs th
 rough the big hall and was sweat and
 dead after that,yeah! imbecil couldnt
 pogue coz he had an injured foot(hehe,
 schadenfreude!). later on ZWERG came
 down and we both pogued down the hall!
 so extremely cooool... they played sma
 sher after smasher and the folx pogued
 and stage dived like hell,between the
 songs the singer sometimes INTERVIEWED
 a stagediver and kidded him a little
 bit.he asked if he wants to hear HOLI
 DAY IN KAMBODIA and all cried 'yeeaah!'
 the first tacts of the song were play-
 ed and then he said 'stop! i even dont
 know this song...hahaha' fooled ya!
 then we TRIED to stagedive,even my girl
 friend christina did.but some guards we

 re trying to hold us back,so we climbed
 under stage to the other side.a certain
 guy called REITI climbed the stage and
 jumped in the crowd,i went up wanted to
 dive,but some assfuckin' guard kicked
 me back in the crowd...oops! we tried
 over and over to enter the stage but im
 possible...some hard guys managed it an
 yway and one of'em kicked me while stag
 e diving with his boot in my face...
 ooergs,damaged feeling! so we turned of
 f to pogue and mosh! they player around
 1 1/2 hours all of their great sonx th
 rough although some of'em like UNACCEPT
 ABLE and QUALITY'N QUANTITY was left
 out...fuck'em! but dey brought a song,i
 think it was called TOMORROW,from their
 SOOOON COMING NEW ALBUM BEING RELEASED
 in SEPTEMBER(!!!!!). get it,folks! now
 it's 11.15 am monday and i should sit
 in skool now but i dont give a fuck!
 i hope i brought you a good feeling ab
 out the greatness of this concert...all
 in all...THE FUCKIN' BEST OF EM ALL!

£
 result...2 through sweated shirts,a big
 thirst,an injured arm(ouch!),hurting bo
 dy,dirty highlanders but A DAMNA LOTSA
 FUN! /that's it,folks!

Addies

 ADDRESSES...

 for trading
 ebm,hardcore,punk,thrash-,doommetal
 tapes take a pen and fulfill a tape wi
 th your best stuff and send the shit 2:

         ROUGH/CHROMANCE
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100 per cent answer if u send with tape!

 wanna trade hardcore/crossover tapes?!

         JAKE+SCATTER/PULSAR
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£
 HI SKASTERS!
 LOOKING FOR A COOL FRIEND and some SKA
 TAPES to trade???
 i have BUSTERS,BLUE KILLA,skaos,bad man
 nners,madness,mark foggo,el bosso and
 100s more!

 send today...SKANARCHIST/DEPREDATORS
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Antifa

 the upcoming text is in german and an
 proclamation AGAINST NAZIS!
 (c) antifa,munich!

     HESSLICHE ZEITEN BRECHEN AN !?!
           schaut nicht weg!
              wehrt euch!
              greift ein!

     verhindern wir          NAZIS
  den fascho-aufmarsch       RAUS!
 in wunsiedel am 17.8.91

 fuer eine kaempferische-phantasievolle
 entschlossene ueberregionale demo!!!!!

 wir sind nicht nur fuer die dinge ver-
 antwortlich,die wir tun,sondern auch fu
 er die,die wir widerstandlos hinnehmen.

 KEIN FUSSBREIT DEN FASCHISTEN !!!




 deshalb:RAUS AUF DIE STRASSE UND AUF
         NACH WUNSIEDEL !!!

 wunsiedel-seit vier jahren ist dort ru
 dolf hess(hitlers stellvertreter) ent-
 sorgt-hunderte von alten und neuen na
 zis(LETZTED JAHR WAREN ES CA.1200) pil
 gern am 17.8,dem todestag von rudolf
 hess nach wunsiedel-sie zeigen ihre
 menschenverachtende fratze,bekennen si
 ch zum dritten reich und zur faschist-
 ischen idelologie und versuchen es off-
 en auf der strasse zu vermittlen-welche
 dimensionen wunsiedel hat,drueckt sich
 vor allem an dem stellenwert,die es fu-
 er die faschos hat,aus und an der "ver-
 aenderten" situation/realitaet,die uns
 tagtaeglich konfrontiert und dort einen
 "symbolischen" hoehepunkt moeglicher-
 weise erlangen wird!





 es reicht nicht aus sich in kneipen od-
 er sonstwo ueber die scheiss-faschos
 aufzuregen und es dann dabei zu belas-
 sen.jede(r) weiss in etwa,was sich in
 deutschland,vor allem in der ehemaligen
 ddr abspielt.mensch kann es ja tagtaeg-
 lich sogar in der zeitung lesen.
 ES WIRD ZUR KENNTNIS GENOMMEN,dass immi
 grant(innen) bedroht,zusammengeschlagen
 und ermordet werden.dass schwule,lesben
 frauen,punx,linke...und alle die 'un-
 doitsch' aussehen regelmaessigen ueber-
 faellen ausgeliefertt sind.ES WIRD ZUR
 KENNTNIS GENOMMEN,dass rassismus legal-
 isiert(sondergesetze gegen auslaender)
 wird.dass revanchisten,rassisten und
 "lebensschuetzer" salonfaehig werden.
 ES WIRD ZUR KENNTNIS GENOMMEN,dass fa-
 schos sich organisieren,sich formieren
 und immer oefters oeffentlich in ersch
 einung treten.ES WIRD ZUR KENNTNIS GE-
 NOMMEN,dass...


£
 so,genug gejammert!!-wir sind'ne ganze
 menge,die was gegen deutschtuemelei,
 gegen die faschisten,gegen die situat-
 ion hier in deutschland haben.wir mues-
 sen nur unsren arsch hochbekommen und
 GEMEINSAM was entgegensetzen.ueber-
 lassen wir den faschisten nicht die
 strasse!!!
 die ueblichen parolen entfallen! wir be
 lassen es bei SLIME!

"ES IST NICHT MEHR WEIT,BIS ZUM 4.REICH"
                   +
DEUTSCHLAND MUSS STERBEN,DAMIT WIR LEBEN
                KOENNEN

 ANMERKUNG VON ROUGH/CHROMANCE...
 hallo leute! lasst euch dass mal durch
 den kopf gehen! man braucht nicht anar
 chistisch oder links eingestellt zu se-
 in um etwas gegen nazis zu machen.die
 "tolle" csu/cdu predigt nur immer gegen
 etwaige gefahren,aber sie macht NICHTS!

Bullshit

 well,for the bullshit corner there's
 nothing ! we wrote down some jokes,but
 somehow they got lost!

 after 8 days of sunshine,it's raining
 today,so it's good time to sit behind
 the computer.

 anyway it could be that this is the
 LAST edition ever because we are bored
 of making this magazine,but probably we
 go on in september,when we have again
 enough power to fulfill our mission...

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