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and welcome to crap talk this time we starts with a little poem from dch in german: das gewisse etwas! er und sie spuerten das gewisse etwas. ihr fragt was fuer ein gewisse etwas? hmmm, das gewisse etwas das man spuert wenn man sich verliebt,man spuert es im herzen, das gewisse etwas was einen in so vielen einsamen stunden fehlte.das gewisse etwas was man in dieser grauen & kalten welt manchmal braucht.das gewisse was uns hoffen laesst das die menschen aus ihren fehlern lernen und mit der natur in harmonie leben statt die natur zu zerstoeren. nun fragt ihr euch was die moral der ge- schichte ist. tja, das gewisse etwas eben... gez. doc holliday/trance top five singles of the month 1 i'm nothing- bulldog/spirit 2. super trooper- x-raffi/x-rated 3. what's up - swansong/demonix 4. two princes- lexi&count zero 5. two beer or not.../oliver klee c: well the number one this month is bulldog, who sang a song about his life! on the second position is x-raffi,he sang about his dream on the 3rd place is swansong of demonix with his most used words what's up(ed. new kidz rulez hehe) well thats all, now comes the did you knows -did you know that the new spin doctors cd is dammed cool. -did you know that DEMONIX is one of the OLDEST us-groups after the alliance.... -did you know that goblin/LIGHT was the son of jerry/TRIAD...... -did you kno that the magazine SHOCK is maybe dead the mageditor(skater) is to lazy to make another issue of shock so i think that last issue of shock will be the last... -did you know that OFFENCE&CREST will make a coop-demo in the near future for further informations read the interview with yup/OFFENCE. -did you know that EVS/200C sold call- ingcards..... -did you know that you can copy with your amiga or pc SNES-GAMES(starwing too but only with a copy-machine who had the super fx chip) -did you know that RSI stands for RedSkins Inside(hehe ed.) -did you know that EPIC is a cracker group..... -did you know that bulldog/SPIRIT thinks about to change his name into BULLSHIT and he will join the group SPRITZIG.... (auge um auge zahn um..) -did you know that the best girlfriend is a virgin,(underdog know what i mean ) -did you know that mr.mister move his arse to the army(ohh what a pain for the german army furzzzz) -did you know that cola has nothing to do with niko (someone in trance knows what i mean) ---------------------------------------- TRUE STORY a not so young businessman was on the flight from london to new yourk. at the best of times, he was not a very good traveller, and this journey was a bad one. the wind was strong and the plane went up and down for hours. after a time the businessmen felt so ill that he had to get up from his seat, and stagger down to the toilet at the back of the plane. while he was being sick into the toilet his false teeth fell out of his mounth and into the metal bowl of the aircraft toilet. for a moment he did not notice, and he pressed the button of the toilet, to flush it. at it flushed he saw his false teeth. the water carried them away, out of sight behind the metal trap in the toilet. the passenger was desperate to get his teeth back. he plunged his arm into the bowl and pushed his hand be- hind the metal trap, tying to reach the false teeth. he wasn't able to reach them. the trouble started when he tried to take his arm out of the toilet again. the metal trap held his arm fast - the design of the trap stopped the backward movement of things into the bowl. in despair, the passenger pressed the button for the steward, and soon a ste- ward and a stewardess were at the door. they opened the door, and found a man with his arm up to shoulder in the toilet. they tried their best to pull the man's arm out the toilet, but they too were unable to do so. so the plane went on its way, and landed at jf kennedy air- port in new york, with a passanger knee- ling at the back of the aircraft with his arm in a toilet. an hour or two after the arrival of the plane, eng- ineers were able to cut his arm out last ---------------------------------------- after this short trip to the land of news we are back with the did you know did you know that sometimes ago there were TWO ARROGANCE in the scene. TORSTEN and THOMAS TORSTEN drops the scene 2 years ago.. and i think its a question of time when THOMAS/ARROGANCE will drop the scene. did you know that some demogroups are working on a anti-demo agains racial hatred. did you know that BULLFROG shit i mean BULLDOG was a good friend of MORAC. did you know that a:lfj:fdkj:fkj:jf:djkj :fkjkf:skj:lsfk:D i have a little system crash shitDajs.......m.f. did you know that mci is a telphone company in the states(??) did you know that hmm shit i have forgoten this did you know. did you know that what time is it??? did you know that CADGERS are dead. did you know that indian tonic water helps you agains malaria.(chinin) did you know that the enclosed disk- ettes will be free from defects in material and manufacturing workmanship. to claim a remendy which is exlusively limited to diskette replacement, contact your place of purchase........ did you know that many magazine cant write success,they write succes --- with one s at the end.hope that all the mageditors who write success wrong write it now correct. did you know that analsex is the finest sexpositon,when you feel the shit in her ashole and she began to cry more more yeahh thats life... did you know that evs/20CC speaks german very well (ed. kaesebroetchen mit schi- nken) did you know that hunter never was in legend.. coz in legend nobody know hunte r, its a fake i think that hunter is an invention of some guys who thinks thats its funny to slag around. did you know that our euro-hq ice- cream castle is a nice board so make the right choice. did you know that doc holliday change his handle in ramirez(yo) here comes the magreview this thime nitro from excess: editorial:credits,the names of the mageditors, all the guys who filled a votesheet and so on blablabla news: well, luka told us that chrysagon was again in talent. fact is that chrysagon was never before in talent (enigma,xray...) but the rest were ok. charts: like in all the other mags megacharts: cool idea interview 1: interviews with some guys interview 2: keiner hier keiner da interview : alle sind in kanada foreign words: ragman,leech,vitamine x take a trip to the world of alcoholics (my home is my castle/bottle) cool idea maybe we will make in the next issue of ahead a trip to the world of codoms.. gamereviews: greetings go to gamers guide. gamereviews: yo men magreviews the name says all, chapter done by cat/excess. about btx: sgt. pepper made a hardeware review this time a btx decoder who cares? trip to bremen: cat told as a story of his trip,together wit light, to our megaswapper bizarre. about scene:nice chapter the same like last words in ahead addys 1 : a little suprise addys 2 : another suprise addys 3 : bingo memberstatus: here you found..... (claudia schiffers tele phone-number) coders word: how to code a vectors(hehe) mixed: some reactions, and some bbs- numbers last words: the editors say goodbye c: ok the graphix of alien prophet was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every chapter has his own sound but the guys excess must work more on the qualtity of text! i gave them 5,3 points of 10 did ya know that frank of lore of arts became a telephon call from a typical lamer called pigeon (ex x-rated......... alpha flight 1970.) to join da loa tribe as a good coder better than crossbow!.. did ya know that count zero/rsi can only fuck mutants coz he self a mutant boy! did ya know that i (jamiroquai) sit here with ramirez at our little meeting at my homy and that i'm da only one who can drunk da hard alcohol drugs!! and that ramirez sid beside me and read a asm and here radio! all with no alc...! did ya know that i'll f... my girlfriend if she comes home! did ya know that i had no moral to do more did ya knows for this issue and that we wanna call up da home of our mighty bizzare!!!!!! load next chapter!