Hollowman at 09:02, 25 July 2008

2008-07-25T09:02:17Z

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==editorial==
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hello and welcome to the first edition
of the new and cool magazine called:
'VANDALISM NEWS'
this mag will hopefully kick ! and get
famous, if it doesn't then we will have
to keep trying ! anyway if ya wanna get
yer addy in this mag write to me,
(VENGEANCE/MYSTIC) and send sum news
votes, reactions etc, heres the addy:

VANDALISM NEWS
X XXXXXX XXXXXX
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XXXXXXXXX XXXX

in this issue, we have interviewed:
REMIX/BRONX and BEN/GUARDIAN ANGELS,
but before i dribble anymore shit i
better thanx the groups that helped out
for this edition of VANDALISM NEWS,

THANX GO TO:

bronx, wow, extreme, chrome, ikon visual
warriors of time,the mob,guardian angels
x large, role, abyss conection/exotic,
unicum, dimension, tdu, castle, vivid,
and all the others that i didn't mention

ok psycho wishes to give the credits and
shit now so i will hand over to him
until my chapters, ok later dudes...

yeeeeaaaahhhh ! boyes, here is PSYCHO
also in this first edition of our cool
mag... anyhow, before i dribble too
much shit, i thinks i should give out
the credits for:
========================================
all coding.................psycho/mystic
logos......................insane/mystic
4x4 char-set...............insane/mystic
menu music..........drax/vibrants/bonzai
main editor.............vengeance/mystic
========================================

sorry to any dude, that was forgotten in
those very rushed credits...
well, if you or your group want anything
at all coded, then don't hesitate to
contact me under:

PSYCHO/MYSTIC
XX XXXXX XXXXX
XXX XXXXX
XXXXXXXX (yeah!)
XXXXXXXXX XXXX

well dudes, as there is still heaps of
stuff, like compacting and text editing,
cause the temporary text editor i rigged
up, kind of stuffed up, and decided to
randomly place the text anywhere in
memory, i had better go...

life's a beach...
and then you drown !

bye. PSYCHO+VENGEANCE of MYSTIC 1991!

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==news'n'rumours==
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hello, hi and welcome to the news and
rumours section, of VANDALISM NEWS,
thanx to all the dudez that sent in news
etc, we really needed, i know there is
a lack of news in this issue but hope-
fully next issue more than this will
be in here, o if you like this mag, then
sned to:

VANDALISM
X XXXXXX XXXXXX
XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXX XXXX

ok vip's lets kick it...

MYSTIC-got 2 new divisons, they are
the DENMARK and HOLLAND divisons, that
know gives us 4 divisons cooool!

ROTOR/ex-(rapid/oxygen)/ex-dimension/-
ex high pressure, joins MYSTIC

SWEET TOOTH/MYSTIC house gets robbed,
they took everything except his c-64
either this is true or hes playing
the biggest practical joke ever !

PSYCHO of MYSTIC thinks that janelle
is very sexy (go for it dude)

VENGEANCE of MYSTIC is at war with 2
guyz:- CANNIBAL and GHOSTBUSTER/THE MOB
these cunts are so fuck'n lame fuck the
cunts ! they ripp !

a TNT party will be held in july-august
in dublin ireland, people from NATO,
G*P and SPARX will be going also some
amiga dudez will be going !

MADMIX/TNT is set to join ROLE

CHAOS/TNT joined SPARX and changed his
name to AZTEC, but he is still looking
for an elite group to join !

MPD is dead, DEATH STRALKER, and the
BEACH TIGER joined WOW and JOY joined
MYW 25OGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO©

TRANS X is dead, STAR KILLER joined
X-LARGE, and he also joined ROLE

THE REAPER/ex-EXTREME joined TAT, as
a mega swapper !

X-RATED got sum new members:
INFINITY/ex-MANOWAR
OZYMANDICES/ex-MANOWAR
RANGER/ex-IKARI
JAKE/ex-TRISTAR

COWABUNGA is now a X-RATED mag, but
issue#3 will be the last issue !

in VENLO/APRIL there'll be a new mag
by X-RATED !

TAT release a new mag called"EMANUELLE"

PURE is dead, TERMINATOR X and GRUMP
joined TDU then TERMINATOR X went to
amiga for good !

WITTY,RATFINK,and JADE TIGER/ex-OXYGEN
joined BRONX !

WCA/TDU changed his name to PRC

HAWKEYE/BATTERY, got busted for stamps,
so did DEB, and MAXELL/MYSTIC !

TDU got a new coder, he is rumoured to
be the best coder in TDU, his name is
DEAD BATTERY !

PSYCHO has just said he thinks he is
excellent, he is a LAIR

ok like i said there is a lack of news
in this issue but i better go, more
chapters to write later dudez, and send
yer news NOW !

VENGEANCE/MYSTIC

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==interviews==
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welcome to the interviews for this issue
this interview has been done with remix
of bronx after a hell of lot swapping
between me and remix, ok V-us R-remix
this interview conducted by vengeance of
mystic....

V-hi and introduce yourself !
R- yoo! i'm remix/bronx with the real
name can yalcin (infact i have 2 other
names, it comes out kaya haken can
yalcin) i'm 19 years old i've got brown
eyes and hair, i live in the capital
city of turkey i'm most known with being
a crazy fan of maddona, everybody knows
that !
V-how long have you been on the scene?
R-i've been on the scene for exactly 1
year and 2 months (ED-now probably more)
i brought my 64 back in 85' and played
games on it for 4 years (lame or what?)
and finally in december 89' i started
swapping now i play no games at all,
except SYSTEM 3 games !
V-in which group were you before BRONX?
R-my first group was the echo crew in
fact i was the only member of this group
becoz all the other members were so lazy
after about 10 months, we merged with
the other 2 famous turkish groups:
zombie boys and pet shop boys and then
cyclotron was born ! then cyclotron
changed our name to bronx and i'm
currently in this group !
V-what is your job in bronx?
R-my main job is swapping, but i also
edit the bronx mag "cemetery news" i
have an ability of drawing, but i'm to
much bored with drawing,so i don't
draw (ED-same with me dude, its boring
,not that i can draw !)i used to draw
lots of logos when i was in echo crew,
but now the painting-side of my brain
is lazy!! i'm trying to learn sum coding
but i think i'm not intelligent enough
to learn it, heh he....
V-what are your activites of bronx?
R-well, bronx is a large group with
members from turkey,australia,germany
and denmark.we once were in need of
graphixers,but now we've got lots of
cool graphixers, so i can easily say
nothing can stop us now ! (ED-not even
a nuclear war??) the bronx-germany
is working on a anti-saddam hussein demo
also bronx turkey will release the real
mega demo 'black magic'. in the 4th or
5th issuse of cemetery new will have an
new outfit, also bronx oz is working
hard, lots of cool guys over there (ED-
thanx i think oz is getting fuck'n cool)
so as a result:wait for bronx warez !
V-which group would you like to be in if
not in bronx?
R-i belive that the main aim in being a
group is getting the taste of group
working, if i weren't in bronx, or in
genesis project lets say,then i wouldn't
get the taste and pleasure,becoz i would
be the only member of genesis project
in turkey! bronx is my favorite group,
and i'm really proud of it !
V-are you at war with anyone??
R-oh no ! wars are really silly, peace
rulz ! (ED-yeah fuck of saddamm hussein)
V-which group is the best in the world
according to you?
R-well, lots of great groups are in the
scene but i think genesis project should
be the most successful one, they crack
great, make mega demos, they have good
painters and musicians, so they have
more than what a group needs !
V-who are your best contax????? (me?)
R-i'm in good relations with all my
contax, but of course there are sum
special ones like: morris of cross,whos
my best and coolest contact, then moron
of paradize is a real mega swapper and
one of my best friends, also mace/secure
darwin/prestige and waca of light are
my best contax (ED-not me ?? sinf sinf..
boooo hooooooooo!)
also all bronx members, in 3 continets
are great friends !
what are your favorite: composers,singer
movie,song,food and tv shows?
R-COMPOSER-guy schvitt/scs and drax of
vibrants,
SINGER-do i have to say it? everybody
knows its madonna ! but i also like
mariah carey,jimmy somerville,pet shop
boys,george micheal,snap(ED-YEAAAH!)etc
MOVIE-nowdays:ghost,gremlins 2, and all
starwars seris (ED-great taste dude!)
SONG-all madonna and jimmy somerville
(communards)songs,every thing except:
ACID and METAL !!
FOOD-cheese burger and milkshake (ED-
cool food,yum yum !)
TV SHOW-the twilight zone (ED-kick ass!)
V-& lastly did you enjoy this interview?
R-oh yes of course i did ! you aussies
are really cool, come on and gain more
euros contax and spread your warez
better ! thanx for everything !!
V-thats ok dude, nice talking to ya !
we aussies do try to spread our stuff
better but lots a euros consider oz lame
and don't give us a chance so any euros
out there reading this, take me advice
australia is cool, and don't forget it !

so we come to the second interview in
this edition of VANDALISM this one is
with ben/guardian angels, V is us and
B is ben/g.a., this interview was
conducted by vengeance/mystic ! and
don't you forget it boyeeeeee!
lets start:

V-hi and introduce yer self ?
B-gidday, i'm ben of the guardian angels
and i'm 18 years old !
V-how long have you been on the scene?
B-well, my fist time on the scene was in
1989 when i did hamlet, no, just kiddin'
i brought my c=64 in 1985, but i haven't
been in the scene for more than 2 years
time, i think?
V-which groups were you in before the
guardian angels?
B-i've only been in one group before
the guardian angels, called 'absence of
mind', since absence of mind was only a
2 member group (mark and i) thing in
aom didn't work out, so now i'm the
guardian angels !
V-what are your jobs in guardian angels?
B-ok lets put it this way, when i do
something in the guardian angels, i
mostly draw, so i guess you can call me
a grafician.
V-which group would you like to be in
if not in the guardian angels?
B-a life without the guardian angels is
not a life at all,so i guess i'll stay
in the guardian angels eh?
V-are you at war with anyone?
B-to be serious, no i'm not in war with
anyone,but but i can assure you that
saddam hussein is number 1 on my
personal "dead poll" list !
V-which group do you think are the best
in the world?
B-hard question, really, since i've been
kinda, unactive for a while, there are
a great deal of good groups, but i'm,
not to judge em'
V-who do you think are the lamest in
the world?
B-since i'm in no war with anyone, and
do not want to either,i have no comments
as far as this matter in concerned.
V-who are your best contax?
B-well,lets see, the voice, vengeance of
mystic, druid of creation,and some other
dudes !
V-what are you favorite: composers,
singer, movie, song, food, and tv show?
B-lets take em' in c-t order:
-COMPOSER:my all time favorite is reyn
ouwehand! but persons like 20cc, jeroen
tel, and hithouse are good composers
too.
-FOOD:homemade meatballs with onion !
-MOVIE:dances with the wolves was good,
so was pretty woman, die hard 2 sucks!
-SINGER:ever heard of julee cruise?
she sings like an angel!(ED-a guardian
angel?he he)(she also the singer on the
twin peaks album)
-SONG:the entire album from the tv serie
the twin peaks !
-TV SHOW(ED-do i have to ask?)twin peaks
no doubt ! (ps.:if any of you guys out
there in the scene haven't yet seen the
twin peaks, then you life is worth
nothing. its the best tv-serie ever made
david lynch & mark frost rulez!)
V-do you have a girlfriend?
B-pia ! shes the very best !!
V-how did ya like the interview?
B-yeah,great! but it still misses one
thing:my favorite doings, so here it
comes: bustin' iraqian arses,wacthing
the twin"peaks, skipping school and
last but not least, doing all kinda
imagineable things to pia(ED-i like this
guy ! he he) no more,no less!
ps.:agent cooper curvs coffee !
V-thanx and later dude !
B-bbfn vengeance !
V-by the way for those who don't know
bbfn stands for bye bye for now !
ok dudez, thats the interviews chapter
for issue one of vandalism news, shit
i feel proud to have completed issue 1
wait for issue 2 it will have, even more
cool interviews, news, etc and probably
sum new and cool chapters !

ok chill out dudez....

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==charts==
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hi and welcome, VENGEANCE here becoz
we only had 11 people vote this month
there can only be a maxuim of 110
points for the winner, but becoz sum
people only vote for a few things you
must UNDERSTAND that sum groups and
people lost votes they could of had,
ok i'll start the charts now, but
send all yer votes to:

VANDALISM NEWS
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ok dudez wiggle the dickstick !

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==contax==
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the CONTAX section, this issue only
people who gave me (VENGEANCE) news,
rumours, or voted ! plus all the addys
of the MYSTIC members, that i know !
ok for getting your addy in here send:
news+rumours, or votes to :

VANDALISM NEWS
X XXXXXX XXXXXX
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XXXXXXXXX XXXX

ok now we better start to kick along,
so dudez hit it....

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==anything goes==
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chapter i think? its called:
ANYTHING GOES! and its cooooooool !
in this chapter many things will go on
and it will NEVER have the same type
of thing in it UNLESS it is very very
important, this time to kick it off
in the first issue i (VENGEANCE) have
done sum group status on MYSTIC, maybe
next issue i will review sum groups
but soon time will tell, ok lets start
with what the future holds for MYSTIC
ok MYSTIC are going to change the
outfit of this mag, in the 5th issue
it should be bigger and better, it
just depends on all the responce we
get from the readers, and if they vote
for this mag, soon maybe we will enter

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==coding help==
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which is called: CODING HELP, of
course this issue nobody asked for
help, but if you want to have a
question answered about code then
send in to ROTOR and ask him for the
answer it will be answered in the next
issue by either him, or PSYCHO anyway
herez the addy:

ROTOR/MYSTIC PSYCHO/MYSTIC
X.X. or XX XXXXX XXXXX
XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXXX
XXXX XXX XXXXXXXXX XXXX
XXXXXXXXX

later: VENGEANCE/MYSTIC!

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==our opinion==
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fuck-yeah, home-boys! mad-boy INSANE OF
MYSTIC here to intro this chapter which
features our opinions on:

FUCKING ANYTHING!

so let's kick this shit off with my
opinion on the AUSTRALIAN SCENE!

FUCK'N KICKS!

ok, i think i'll let VENGEANCE talk now
bye!

yooooo! VENGEANCE here, yes heres my
fuck'n opinion on THE MOB, on a scale
of 1-10 they don't make it ! ther're to
lame, i think they should quit the scene
before they even release anything coz
they just fucking shit pig shit...

go PSYCHO:-

well, cause its so fuck'n close to
midnight, i've only got one oppions at
the mo... and that is sleep ! but oh
no, we have to watch videos now, so i
think i'll just grab a quick bit of
sleep and dream about janelle...
... no such luck, insane has just
returned wit the video... so my opinion
is fuck em ! i still gotta finish
packing the mag, and then we gotta wire
up 3 drive, and do some serious copying!
so i'm out'a here...

bye from PSYCHO+VENGEANCE+INSANE...

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==payback time==
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yeeeeaaaaahhh ! and welcome to this
cool new chapter called PAYBACK TIME !
this is the chapter, where you the
pubic (!) can really abuse the shit
out'a other crews and guys....
we thought we would keep this stuff in
its own chapter, cause otherwise some
guys would complain about how sexist we
are... so now if you don't like this
kind of abuse, then you don't have to
load the chapter - do you ???

anyhow, on with the show...

first up we in mystic would like to
abuse the shit out of THE MOB !
you lame mother fuckerz ! hey man,
what's the fuck'n idea of trying to take
over the ruling of tassy !?!?
tassy's ours for the keeping, and if
you wanna dominate, then you are gonna
have to war for it... we don't take
lightly to people trying to steal our
home turf !
hey CANNIBAL and GHOSTBUSTER, whats the
idea of abusing my friend VENGEANCE ???
you guys had better watch it, next time
you are walking through the mall... you
might just be one of the next to get
mugged !

now on to a very delicate matter, that
has been the talking point of a few
anonymous mags, like BAD NEWS...
AUSTRALIA IS NOT LAME !
i can only think of one person in oz,
that would agree with you... and that is
TRISONIC/BRONX (he he nathan !)
australia is one of the coolest places
in the world, and most people know it !
australia is really starting to pick up
in the world of computer piracy, and
this mag is only more proof...
anyhow, australia is forming an alliance
to kill any crew that thinks australia
is lame, so if you wish to join write to

VENGEANCE/MYSTIC
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XXXXXXXX XXXX
XXXXXXXXX !

now for someone else that needs to be
put in their place... DEBRA STRONG !
you stupid spud... hey isn't it funny
how you come in a powdered form...
deb instant mash potato...
ha ha !

sorry for that lame shit above guys, but
it was just a lame personal joke...
ha ha - you suck jill !

oh well, cause none of the other guys
in the room wanna have a say, i will
wrap the text... press space and read
another chapter of this cool mag...

PSYCHO/MYSTIC

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==backpage==
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the last chapter of this ass kick'n
magazine well heres 2 of the 3 addys
i promissed, but i still can't find
boerans ! but here are THE CURE and
MAXELLS addresses:
++++++++++++++++++
THE CURE/MYSTIC +MAXELL/MYSTIC +
XXXXX XXX XXX XXXXX+XX XXXXX XXXXXX +
XX XXX XXX +XXXXXXXXX XXX +
XXXXX X.X. +XXXXXXXXX XXXX +
XXXXXXXXX XXXX ++++++++++++++++++

there you have it ! ok next issue
there will be 2 more interviews
at this stage probably with :
CHAOS/TNT+SHARKS and HENRY/FACES!

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Vandalism News 1 - Revision history

Hollowman at 09:02, 25 July 2008