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the best medicine

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a pretty cool dude was chatting to his
girlfriend when he thought of a joke he
had heard that day.

'' i've got a joke that will make your
tits fall off'' he said.

the bloke then looked at his girlfriends
chest and said, ''shit your obvouusly
heard it!!!

SCOOBY/TSR

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why did the condom go flying across the
room ?

it got pissed off!!

what 2 things do you never lend your
mate ?

your lawn mover and your girlfriend,
they both always come back fucked !!

THE BRIGHT LIGHT/GEM

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ROGUES REVENGE
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whats long green, slimy and smells of
pork.

KERMIT'S FINGER

for a while everyone thought INCUBUS/TSR
has d a son call HUMPHRY, because every
night around tea time he would stand out
in the street and call HUMP FREE!! HUMP
FREE!!

whats the different between a truck load
of babies and a truck load of sand.

you can't get sand out with a pitch fork

INCUBUS/TSR is like a TV...

a 3 year old can turn him on!

whats big, ugly, smells, has a runny
nose and is terminally retarded ?

INCUBUS/TSR !!!!!

FROM THE ROGUE
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what do you call a KIWI with a SHEEP
under one arm and a GOAT under the
other ?

A BISEXUAL

RUSTLER/TSR

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why are pubic hairs curly.

so they dont poke your eyes out !!

there was a young man from nucket
whose disk was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he was wipping his chin
if my ear was acunt i could fuck it!

OMEN/TSR

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why does ALPHA/TSR write left handed ?

because his right hand is always going
up and down his dick !!

what goes up a staircase backwards ?

a CORGI with an ERECTION !!!

OMEN/TSR

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LETTER FROM AN IRISH MOTHER

dear son,

just a few lines to let you know i
an still alive. iam am writing this
letter slowly because i know you can't
read fast. you won't know the house
when you get home because we have
moved.

about you father, he has a lovely
new job, has 500 men under him. he cuts
grass in the cementry.

there was a washing machine at the
new house when we moved in, but it
hasn't been working too well. last week
i put 14 shirts in and pulled the chain,
and haven' seen them since. your sister
mary had a baby this morning, but i
haven't found out if its a boy or a girl
so i don't know if your an aunty or an
uncle.

your uncle dick drowned last week
in a vat of whiskey at the dublin
brewery. some of the workers tried to
save him, but he fought them off
bravely. they cremated the body and it
took three days to put out the flames.

i went o the doctors on thursday
and you father went with me. the doctor
put a small tube in my mouth and told me
not to talk for ten minutes. your father
offered to but it from him.

it only rained twice this week,
first for three days and then for four.
monday was so windy, one of the chickens
laid the same egg four times.

we had a letter from the undertaker
he said if the last payment of your
grandmothers plot was'nt paid in seven
days, up she comes.

your loving mother

p.s. i was going to send you ten dollars
but i sealed the envelope.

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mr keating, the australian prime
minister went to kings cross and met
three 'pay as you lay' girls.

he said, i am keating, how much do you
require to have intercourse?

the blond said $115, and the brunette
said $120, but the red head said.

'if you can raise my skirt as high as
the taxes, take down my pants as low as
the wages, make your old fellow as hard
as it takes to make a living, and fuck
me like you fucked the country, then it
won't cost you a bloody cent'!!!

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25 GOOD REASONS why BEER is better than
WOMEN.

1. you can enjoy a beer all month long.

2. beer stains wash out.

3. your beer will always wait patently
for you in the car while you play
football.

4. you don't have to wine and dine beer.

5. when you beer goes flat you toss it.

6. beer is never late.

7. beer doesn't get jealous when you
grab another beer.

8. hangovers go away.

9. beer lables come off without a fight.

10.when you go to a pub, you can always
pick up a beer.

11.beer never has a headache.

12.after you have had a beer the bottle
is still usefull.

13.a beer won't get upset if you come
home with another beer.

14.if you pour a beer, it will always
give you good head.

15.a beer always goes down easy.

16.you can have more than one beer a
night and not feel guilty.

17.you can share a beer with your mates.

18.you always know if your the first one
to pop a beer.

19.beer is always wet.

20.beer doesn't demand equality.

21.you can have a beer in public.

22.a beer doesnt care when you come.

23.a frigid beer is a good one.

24.you don't have to wash a beer before
it tastes good.

25.if you change beers you don't have
to pay alimony.

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