http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Link_04_HumourThe Link 04 Humour - Revision history2026-06-20T09:24:05ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.19.0http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?title=The_Link_04_Humour&diff=6220&oldid=prevJazzcat: Created page with "<pre> ;""""""; #HUMOUR# ;""""""; joystick port 2 slow scan up/down fast scan left/right ..."2013-01-07T19:55:05Z<p>Created page with "<pre> ;""""""; #HUMOUR# ;""""""; joystick port 2 slow scan up/down fast scan left/right ..."</p>
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what do you do if you come across a<br />
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wipe it off and say SORRY !!!<br />
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my REFRIDGERATOR died yesterday! WHY ?<br />
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because AIRWOLF/GP visited me !<br />
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whats big, white and can't climb trees ?<br />
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whats big, white and sits in the corner?<br />
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a NAUGHTY FRIDGE !<br />
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why did the girl fall off the swing ?<br />
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she had no arms !<br />
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why do BLONDS, drive cars with sunroofs?<br />
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more LEG room !!<br />
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how do you break ALPHA/TSR'S finger ?<br />
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PUNCH him in the NOSE !!!<br />
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why did INCUBUS/TSR cross the road ?<br />
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because his DICK was stuck in the<br />
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INCUBUS/TSR, the last of the great egg<br />
stealers !!!<br />
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i am going to be a builder when i grow<br />
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little martin is four years old .<br />
one day while he was pestering his<br />
mother she said, '' why don't you go<br />
across the street and watch the builders<br />
work, maybe you will learn something ''.<br />
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martin was gone for two hours .<br />
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when he came home his mother asked him<br />
what had he learnt.<br />
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martin replied:<br />
well first you put the god dam door up<br />
then the son of a bitch doesnt fit so<br />
you take the cock sucker down. then you<br />
have to shave a cunt hair off both sides<br />
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martins mother said, '' you wait till<br />
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when martins father got home his mother<br />
told him to tell his father what he had<br />
learnt today.<br />
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when martins father heard the whole<br />
story he said '' martin go outside and<br />
get me a switch.''<br />
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martin replied '' get fucked, thats<br />
the electrictians job ''.<br />
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how does a KIWI count his SHEEP ?<br />
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1..2..3..'' hello mabel ''..4..5 ''your<br />
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one less drunk..!!<br />
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