http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Link_02_HumourThe Link 02 Humour - Revision history2026-06-17T20:56:52ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.19.0http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?title=The_Link_02_Humour&diff=6202&oldid=prevJazzcat: Created page with "<pre> HUMOUR JOYSTICK PORT 2 SCAN LEFT/RIGHT SPACE to return to main menu there was a girl who wanted to go to a PARTY ..."2013-01-07T10:42:57Z<p>Created page with "<pre> HUMOUR JOYSTICK PORT 2 SCAN LEFT/RIGHT SPACE to return to main menu there was a girl who wanted to go to a PARTY ..."</p>
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HUMOUR<br />
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JOYSTICK PORT 2<br />
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SCAN LEFT/RIGHT<br />
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SPACE to return to main menu<br />
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there was a girl who wanted to go to a<br />
PARTY desperately one night,so she<br />
asked her FATHER and he said "ok" but<br />
first you have to SUCK my DICK and she<br />
moaned and complained but finally she<br />
got down on her knees and he FLOPPED<br />
out he's pole,the girl looked and said<br />
"DAD" theres shit all over your dick<br />
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and her dad said yeah your BROTHER<br />
wanted to borrow the car last NIGHT!!.<br />
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<br />
sent in by THE ROGUE/WRATH N.Z<br />
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i did'nt think you were old enough to<br />
borrow the car SIMON???.<br />
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<br />
a policeman who lived at st kilda.<br />
lost he's SEXUAL function.<br />
for the rest of he's life.<br />
he deceived his WIFE.<br />
with the skilful use of his TRUNCHEON.<br />
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<br />
when a man is in BED with a sexy woman<br />
what comes out of his PENIS.<br />
WRINKLES!!. (EXCLUDING TBH)<br />
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note to MASTER<br />
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penis ERECTUS non compos mentis.<br />
translation:<br />
a STIFF PRICK has no conscience!!!<br />
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whos been eating the TOFFEES in the<br />
URINALS???.<br />
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<br />
why is a passionate kiss like a spiders<br />
web ?<br />
<br />
because it can lead to the undoing of<br />
the FLY!!!.<br />
<br />
grobble grobble bite your BUM.<br />
<br />
just a note for you know WHO??<br />
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<br />
<br />
why does the federal government exempt<br />
the PENIS from paying TAX?<br />
<br />
first,because,for 90 percent of the<br />
time,it's not WORKING.<br />
second because it has two dependents<br />
and there BOTH NUTS....<br />
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<br />
yo STIGS!!<br />
<br />
how do you know when your OLD.<br />
<br />
when it takes all NIGHT to do what you<br />
used to do all NIGHT???.<br />
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this includes MASTERBATION old MAN..<br />
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p.s HAVE you been eating the TOFFEES?<br />
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<br />
whats the difference between a LIGHT<br />
GLOBE and a PREGNANT woman?<br />
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you can UNSCREW a light globe!!<br />
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whats the difference between LIGHT and<br />
HARD?<br />
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you can go to sleep with the LIGHT on!<br />
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<br />
why did'nt the CANARY sing?<br />
<br />
because its head was CRUSHED under<br />
the FRIDGE!<br />
<br />
why did'nt the CAT drink its MILK?<br />
<br />
because its TONGUE was NAILED to the<br />
FLOOR!<br />
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<br />
why don't women's guts fall out of<br />
their CUNTS?<br />
because their heads a VACUUM!!!<br />
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whats pink and goes up and down in a<br />
babys pram?<br />
<br />
INCUBUS/TSR's bum!!!<br />
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<br />
whats INVISIBLE and SMELLS like dog<br />
food?<br />
PENSIONER'S FARTS!!<br />
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what do women put behind their ears<br />
to make themselves look better?<br />
THEIR KNEES!!!<br />
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how did ST PETER know that the farmer<br />
was from NEW ZEALAND!!<br />
there was WOOL in his ZIPPER!!<br />
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whats 3 foot long and FUCKS CHICKENS?<br />
<br />
AN AXE!!!<br />
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