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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;pre&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> ----------------------------------<br /> european something.....by mr.brain<br /> ----------------------------------<br /> welcome to dis exciting part where r<br /> i intend to give you some info you<br /> surely did not know before.<br /> <br /> let me begin by saying turkiye is<br /> about to join the europe union,ye! ing<br /> erm,the copyright will then be up-<br /> held with more intensity for sure,<br /> which(unfortunately)also mean that<br /> i'll have to stop selling games to<br /> the compy-shops(baeh!)<br /> <br /> despite this fact,traveling to the<br /> foreign countries is likely to get<br /> a hell lot easier.and we'll have a<br /> better chance to visit the parties<br /> held in europe.<br /> <br /> anyway,here goes the report...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> POPULATION<br /> <br /> throughout a majority of da worlds<br /> population (more in the poor ones)<br /> there is a fast increase in number<br /> but in europe there is a decrease.<br /> b'coz europeans are older in age..<br /> <br /> the ratio of young people decrease<br /> while the old agers are increasing<br /> the total of 15 e.u. countries is<br /> 370,000,000 and in year 2030,it is<br /> astimated to decrease down to 365<br /> million. nigeria alone is to reach<br /> the total of e.u. in population.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> LIFE CONDITIONS<br /> <br /> europeans live about 20 years more<br /> than the homo-sapiens in the other<br /> countries.ermm,average age for the<br /> death of women seem to be 79 , and<br /> 74 for men.<br /> <br /> the explanation behind their loong<br /> living is obviously da standard of<br /> life.euros are lucky to have about<br /> a million doctors,and that is more<br /> than they need.<br /> en is<br /> there are 80000 unemployed doctors<br /> in italy and 30000 in spain.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> RELIGION<br /> <br /> there is a considerable amount of<br /> non-believers in europe.france has<br /> a ratio of 19% ,and the dutch have<br /> more than fifty percent.<br /> <br /> the christian dominate europe with<br /> a smashing 54% and 22% of that lot<br /> are protestants leaving orthodox a<br /> five percent.greece is the one and<br /> only orthodox country in europe !?<br /> there are also muslims boiling in<br /> in the soup with 6,000,000 and jew<br /> with 2,000,000.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> LANGUAGE<br /> <br /> one european out'o three can speak<br /> english. luxemburg is leading the<br /> race, with each citizen being able<br /> to speak english,german,french,and<br /> luxemburgish(or whatever!?)<br /> <br /> about 50% of da dutch can speak at<br /> least two languages.also da danish<br /> are the same,strangely enough,only<br /> one english out of three can speak<br /> more than one language.<br /> <br /> erm,around the globe:<br /> <br /> 440,000,000 ......... use english,<br /> 340,000,000 ......... use spanish,<br /> 170,000,000 ...... use portuguese,,<br /> 120,000,000 .......... use french.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> now check this out...<br /> <br /> ^ 63% of the french and 67% of the<br /> italians could not spot japan on<br /> the map(how interesting!)<br /> <br /> ^ 12% of europeans think the sun frenc<br /> rotates around world,haha.puke!<br /> <br /> ^ 50% of the young people does not<br /> know the number of countries in<br /> the united nations.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> MARRIAGE<br /> <br /> most of the europeans avoid gettin<br /> married.in the recent 20 years,the<br /> ratio of divorcing is 3 times more<br /> while marriage decreased to 20%...<br /> <br /> according to the report,couples in<br /> europe prefer living together in-<br /> stead of getting married.<br /> <br /> the average number of children per<br /> family is 1.5(yeah,half kid rules)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> some international words about the<br /> marriage crap...<br /> <br /> germans : marriage starts with<br /> fire,ends with ice.<br /> <br /> italians : marriage and spaghetti<br /> is nice when it is hot.<br /> <br /> french : love is a selfishness<br /> between 2 people.(ha?)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> PETS<br /> <br /> there are 66,000,000 cats and dogs<br /> in europe.some 40% of the families<br /> in ireland own at least one dog.it<br /> is 9% in greece.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> DRINKS<br /> <br /> water is rarely popular.beer,wine,<br /> coffee,and tea seem to rule !!each<br /> german boozer drink 144 liters of<br /> beer,while the danish drink 126.<br /> <br /> southern europe prefers wine.each<br /> french drink 75 liters of wine in<br /> a year.the irish consume 2 liters<br /> of water and 200 liters of tea in<br /> a year.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> FOOD<br /> <br /> the italians eat 117 kg macaroni'n<br /> pizza.the irish eat 105 kg potato,<br /> and greeks eat 195 kg vegetables.<br /> most cheese-lovers are in france..<br /> with 20 kilos for each dude.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> FREE TIMES 5 kg<br /> <br /> euro dudes watch tv in their spare<br /> time.they also read newspapers and<br /> books.sports,going to the movies'n<br /> the theatres are popular,too.<br /> <br /> half of the british read newspaper<br /> aswell as every 1 greek out of 10.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SMOKING<br /> <br /> disasterously,33% of the europeans<br /> smoke,and greece takes the number<br /> one spot with 43%.portugal is the<br /> lowest with 18%.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> and then all europeans get togetha<br /> and go fishing,hehe..(funny-me!)<br /> <br /> yep,this was all.hope you enjoyed<br /> the hell out of this.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> the good<br /> <br /> the bad<br /> <br /> the brain!<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;</div>

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