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ARGHHHHHHHHH...

Drop dead lamer, MAJESTY back in the
house, live and touchable here in
PROPAGANDA's 11th edition to aduct
you yet again into the colorful world
of facts, rumours and gossip, the
invisible link between letters and
words, bringing up sentences mankind
might not believe nor even care
about (not that I care about YOU tho)
simply journalism at it's best. As
usual all text performed by the one
they call MAJESTY whom you may leave
your bombs, threats and angry comments
about what might appear about you on
the following pages by sending me

mail on either america's numero uno
board, DOWN BY LAW (XXXXXXXXXXXX) or
DIVINE ULTIMATUM (ain't worse either,
THOUGH it's Propaganda Hq, hahehahehe)
at XXXXXXXXXXXX.What do we have in
here this month, infact nothing
special except the usual ragging on
guys who simply DESERVE a nasty
comment every now and then plus some
other stuff to make YOUR day (I can't
be bothered doing something else with
YOU, pigs!).(Eventhough according to
last months voting booth on DBL you
people prefer me as a sex partner
among others right ? Right !)
Never mind me, I'm all Marens...

Okay, and there we go.. Enjoy!

Q I
QUICK INTERVIEWS..

MAJESTY: What is LEGENDS current aim
in the scene ?

PWP: To see more people smoking CAMEL
cigarettes to fullfill my advertisment
contract with Phillip Morris..

MAJESTY: Ermmmmm...

PWP: Smoke Camel!

MAJESTY: Okay, what ar...

PWP: SMOKE CAMEL!

MAJESTY: Okay, but...

SMOKE CAAAAAAAAAMEL
PWP: SMOKE CAAAAAAAAAMEL..

Click..

(Ed: Sorry readers, after his last
shout Powerplant collapsed..)

Rumours say Legends slogan changed to
'The will of Phillip Morris' and they
are said to show up on upcoming copy
parties, all wearing Camel Shirts and
giving Camel Test Packages to the
people..
My oh my.. Go on..

MAJESTY: What is your comment about
all the phonesex rumours Darren ?

BOD: Ahhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh, mhhhhh..

MAJESTY: Darren ?

BOD: Mhhhhhhhh, sheeeesh, ahhhhh..

MAJESTY: Hello ?

BOD: Yes ? Yes ? YESSSSSSSSSSS !!!

MAJESTY: An answer please ?

BOD: Ahhhh I'm done, bill this to my
credit card as usual okay.. Click..

(Ed. Well ?)

T T M Y G M
THINGS THAT MAKES YOU GO MHHHHHH...

..when YOUR girlfriend screams the
name of your BEST friend while
you skrew her..

..or if your BEST friend knows about
those lil' brown moles at YOUR
girlfriends pussy and/or tits!

..when you see your BACK WHEEL next
to your car WHILE you drive with
like 16O m/ph on some highway!

..if even PARSON refuses to let
you join any of his groups!

..when you call BOD/Talent's line
and some recording requires a
Credit Card number to join (Quote)
'The Penthouse Stroking Session'

..when you see someone with a biiiiig
wart on his nose wearing a LEGEND
sticker or T-Shirt!

..when you see Jucke, Westbam, Fletch
and Airwolf NOT eating ANYTHING
for more than THIRTY minutes!

..a card being used by MAJESTY that
lasts longer than 2 days!

..a regulary released SHOCK!
(now thats unbeliveable!)

..a board with less than 1O RSI
members calling it!

..when your local beer brewery has
to quit producing meanwhile you're
on vocation!

..if the barkeeper of your favourite
club finances his yearly 4 weeks
luxus vocation in Miami Beach ONLY
with the money YOU spend drinking!

..

| four not filled lines! Ermmm..

S T P
STOP THE PRESS...

CHAMELEON is said to have married
D-LITE (Kassandra), Gazer's daughter
just to be as close as possible to
the board.. Marcel's quote about
this: 'Me, an addict ?'

Westbam, Jucke, Airwolf and Fletch
recently build a Wrestling Tag Team
named 'Heavy Four' for the WWF..
SCAT of RSI is said to be their PR
manager.. (Scary!)

GAZER turned 59, happy birthday Terry!

..while CAVRON turned 13!

NEWSCOPY had a little 'intimate'
desase over the past 1 1/2 months.
Not that we actually care, but
before you join any of the upcoming
GENESIS gang bang sex parties you
better make sure he cured it out
else YOU will have the opportunity
to spread it WIDELY..

Now that Divine Ultimatum went down
out of the sudden, whole G*P and
Success commited suicide. Well....

Soon coming, Ultimate+Tengelman
cooperation demo. Awesome.

Tyree returned, quit, returned, quit,
returned, quit, returned, quit, re..

ONE ALMOST EMPTY PAGE
ONE ALMOST EMPTY PAGE

T M T D R
TALENT MEETING, THE DESASTER REPORT.

Like you might have noticed, Talent
invited you to the summer meeting 1993
which was due to certain, lemme call
it, missunderstandings a sort of
failure.. Except for certain Comic
Pirates dudes on day number one and
Lexi/FLT and LA.STYLE/G*P no one
showed up, actually we expected a
bunch of RSI members who couldn't be
bothered taking the weather into
considering, aswell as certain SCS,
AFL and SUNRISE members.. To be
honest, neither I showed up on day
two (Saturday) since Maren and I
decided to stay in the bed till

Sunday evening (what we actually did,
and it wasn't that bad tho, haha)

FRIDAY:
I and a local arrived in Welver at
like 8:OO pm already awaited by XTRO
(Talent), Curly Sue (TRC, Peter's
sister) plus two COMIC PIRATES chaps
(Leech and ???, sorry !). Since we
had to wait for the other expected
dudes we stayed at the main place
for quite some hours unless LYNX
(X Hitmen) plus a PC dude arrived
with whom I picked up MAREN later in
the eve.. (Thanks again ole' mate)
As it already was a lil' over midnight
we decided to walk to the camping
place (funny, except for X-Tro's

annoying Tekkno Orgy, arhg!). We
arrived, had yet some more beers and
that awesome CP wine (How was it
called Leech?) and build our tents.
Maren and I took care of some wood
for the campfire (and took care of
some other business while we were
away from the noisy bunch, hahahaha)
Being back after one hour X-TRO and
that local mate (Marcel) lightened
the fire while Maren and I were gone
for some sleep (sort of, shhhhhhsh)
(what Peter obviously enjoyed since
he has been sitting next to OUR tent
spying that we were doing, moan moan)
Later in the night (or early morning
if you prefer, LEECH puked into his
tent, blergh) and Maren and I were

still 'busy'.. At 11:OO am we went
back home, on the way to the train
station we met an old friend of Maren
who brought us to her and Marcel back
to his place.. I am not quite sure
what exactly happened to the rest,
and that was it about the meeting...

SATURDAY:
6:OO pm, Maren tried to get ahold
of someone to drive us back to Welver
where that Disco Party took place,
no one was available so we stayed home
and in bed till Sunday evening, only
getting up for the toilet, to eat
sthg (Maren cooks awesome, might look
weird, but hey delicious, haha) to
shower or get new beer.. On sunday

Peter called us telling that LA STYLE
and LEXI were present on Saturday
afternoon (sorry I haven't been there
Mario and Gerrit) and that we missed
a helluva party.. Not that we really
cared, I guess our party was quite
more satisfying, tralalala)..

CONCLUSION:
Nothing much, but attention NOW, I
will give it another try and set up
a REAL copy party later this year,
ofcourse also no alcohol prohibition
(eventhough it'll be in some hall)
and fun guaranteed.. Hope there are
actually some people coming to this
one eh eh ?

Since this issue has to be ready in
a couple of days and I'm, to be
honest, out of inspiration I will
end up here and say sorry for this
months weak chapter.

Make sure you either meet me on
the Ects or in Venlo later this
month. Again sorry for this quite
lame chapter but hey, next months
gonna be better I promise.

LATER MARCO MAREN
LATER, MARCO & MAREN...

and for something completely different.
Newscopy takes over.

________________________________________

THE EVENT OF 1993

THE TRADITIONAL
DANISH CHRISTMAS PARTY
DANISH CHRISTMAS PARTY

BRINGING YOU ALL THE INFO YOU NEED,
AND WHY YOU SHOULD BE THERE. THIS IS THE
EVENT OF THE YEAR, THE EVENT OF THE
SCENE.

________________________________________

ORGANIZERS!
O__________
SILENTS
SILENTS
LEMON
LEMON
SPACEBALLS
SPACEBALLS
CAMELOT
CAMELOT

________________________________________
WHERE Messecenter Herning, the biggest
W____ exhibitioncentre in Scandinavia
boasting 3OOO people capaicity
with room, tables and chairs for
everybody. Herning is in the mid
Jutland, Denmark.

OFFERS - Room for 3OOO people
O_____ Including tables etc
- Sleeping room, seperated
from all the noise
- Huge parkinglot. If so,
bring caravan or tent
- Good washing/toilet
facilities.
- 24 hrs electrician
- 6OO*4OO cm big screen
for compos, movies etc.
- Wonderful hi-fi.
- 2 Cafeterias, one hotdog
stand and one kiosk
- PartyChannel showing movies,
events at the part. Bring
your telly along!

- Laserdisc room, with 5OO
people capacity, showing the
latest movies on CD. Big
screen as well.
- New KYD/BALLE show on stage!

________________________________________
WHEN MONDAY 27TH, DECEMBER/1000 CET
W___ WEDNESDAY 29TH DECEMBER/1500 CET

________________________________________
HOW The train or bus stops at Herning
H__ station. From there, public bus
4C, or the nonstop Partybus will
be taking you to the event of the
year. This takes only 12 minutes.

________________________________________

SWEDES The Swedes are lucky ones. SPIROU
S_____ and BAPPALANDER are organizing
buses from Sweden for everybody
who is interested. This is
FAIRLIGHT at work!

Bus from Stockholm
costs 5OO SEK. Money placed at
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Questions, call XXXXXXXXXXXX (Creeper)

Buses also depart from Gothenburg
for the low 375 SEK.
Call XXXXXXXXXXXX (Bappalander)

ONLY FAIRLIGHT MAKES IT POSSIBLE
ONLY FAIRLIGHT MAKES IT POSSIBLE

WHY
W__

This is history in the making. Somebody
told me RADWAR was having some sort of
an event in Germany at the same time.
Never mind that, Germans! This is the
event to be. The event to take part of.
A million familiar faces will be there.
A lot for thing itself, but to meet up
with friends made through all the years.
This is something I would never miss
out on. Meeting up with you all will
be one thing I'll never forget. And as
we do, I know we will laugh.

Meet you there,
Newscopy/G*P
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Ymgve at 19:18, 18 June 2007