Ymgve at 23:48, 2 February 2008

2008-02-02T23:48:05Z

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<pre> *Addy-Corner 1

Welcome Home,Renegade !
Again the 'Tavern of Seagods' welcomes
you at its first Bar.. Sitting here,
you'll surely find some Guys,to talk
to.Tonights' program features ( like
promised in Issue #2 ) a great Strip,
done by the Stripmaster himself:
Governor Barilla of Tortuga.. also
called "the Tortured". You remember
us capturing his Fast-Galleon in
the near waters of 'La Vega' ?? Also
the promised "Governors' wife raping-
competition" will be held right after
the Striptease.. ut now Something
total different: This time,as an
additional Show,we're showing Duke
Lacarte and Torturemaster Croon
trying to break the marathon-torture-
record of 42 hours held by Cpt.Lamorta
on Duke Lacarte !! Some wary bets
go on Croon breaking the record with
a 59-hours nonstop-torture.. if Duke
Lacarte survives.. P.S.:Using F1 you
can look at some general informations.
Another thing,on this addys:
I recieved over 120 Sheets with Addys,
and You see,I can't put all Addys here
because I have too less space left..
I Try to be as fair,as I can and will
introduce you well- AND badknown dudes
to give everyone a chance,so please
don't be too angry , because everyone
deserves to show up here,o.k. ?
Well,next to you,you see.. -->

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..To get NETWORK , please only
contact our swappers !
PJ-Dynamix,me (Brix) and Flim-Flam may
be Contacted for Letters, Reactions ,
Protests and the other things about
NETWORK . WE ( the Editors ) won't
spread this mag (maybe some exeptions
for special dudes..) because our
spappers do , so contact us for
NETWORK-internal things , O.K. ?
Well then Pirate , more wild Maniacs
are sitting at the bar - like...

(Addresses removed)

Hey,VICKY ! I saw your english being
Soooo Bad,that I'll now give you a
little beginners-lesson for better
english..
Your sentence should be:
"Vicky is independent,but only AT THE
moment." (Got it? "AT THE moment !")
Furthermore you have to say:
"Vicky maybe joined FANTASIA" and not
"..joined to Fantasia". By the way:
FANTASIA IS DEAD.. sorry,pal ! Send me
a sheet with the correct sentences
written 100 times.. or our Torture-
master will send you a mail-torture-
machine (Something like a mailbomb ,
it only takes longer till you get
weak..) THIS IS NO JOKE,PAL !!!

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..I'm afraid,at this bar you won't
find any free chair,but why don't you
try your luck at the other Bar of this
Tavern ? Just look:It's over there:
Yes,right behind the Fireeater you can
see Croon kicking a Troublemaker out
of the Tavern.. Did you see it ?
O.k. now look left,just where the
bunch of people is sitting.. Yes !
You got it.. hey ! ..and don't drink
too much ! See you !
-Brix</pre>

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Ymgve at 23:48, 2 February 2008