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NEWS

to begin this newschapter on a bit
strange manner we'll hit off with some
more of the so-called D Y K (did you
know) ...

well, let's get this show on the road
and see what this month has brought us.
DID YOU KNOW:
that there was a fault in the last
internal?....

that the fault was to release the mag
(haha)

did you know that:
the so-called bell-louder of notre-dame
isn't correct... it's the HUNCHBACK OF
NOTRE-DAME and his name is: QUASIMODO

that QUASIMODO alias CRUEL/WOW bought
the l'amiga of EINSTEIN 'the oversized
basketball'/WOW ....???

that BREZJNEV /WOW switched over to
grandpa sex and is calling himself
FATHER DAMIEN.

that A-MAN /ACTION is a cool guy!

that RONIN /DUNEX is the coolest in the
west and has a son called: john cleese
jr.

that DIVINE+CRUEL /WOW will do a pro-
fessional paper magazine.

that THE STARTREK CREW was born...
(ed. beam me up scotty) and is planning
to defeat the A(IDS)-TEAM?

that the COLLECTOR /EX-IKV and HEX /EX-
TERA both quit the marvelous 64 scene.

that BREZJNEV /WOW tried to get an old
scumsucker of 55 years into the scene,
just to beat DERBYSHIRE RAM /DOM with
his 52 years of youth....

that IMAGE /X-DYNAMIX joined W.O.W.

that W.O.W. is the REAL number two in
belgium

that this is beginning to sound like the
latest issue of PROPAGANDA

that WINGS (a game on amiga) is the only
game worth to play...

that THE 64 SCENE is still ruling above
all other scenes but is dropping points
because too much guys think the scene is
getting lamer every day.

that brezjnev /wow looks like BOB
SAGET (the host of america funniest
home videos)

that all QUIZ-MASTERS in belgium are
GAYS and SOME FEMALE PRESENTATORS are
x-MISSES (ed. because they are all
married and some of them have won the
MISS BELGIUM award!)
let's get on with the real news now:

martin+christian/AFL'70 are in WAR with
dense/HYSTERIC
exulans/ATRIX left to join CONIC
dagger/ATRIX left to join LCP
zensonic is now the only member of
ATRIX
sharky+violence pretend to be in
CONIC but they aren't as till now
all conic members are DANISH
bah eisntein! how could you orden that
news soooo bad!
let's go further my way, the best way
(hehee...)

as i'm not in the mood, i'll do the same
like you, dear einstein, orden the news
as bad as i can.(i like to change my
mind fast...)
i know you're almost falling in sleep
right now so let's start with some
shocking news that just reached me...
IKARI
well, just at the moment that IKARI and
TALENT were almost one and the same
group, IKARI died in the name of satan!
(no joke! gee, another elite group that
may rest in peace...) so after PARAMOUNT
, DYNAMIX, ILLUSION and more elite
groups died, IKARI followed their exam-
ple. fletch, rcs, excell and doc decide
to join belgium's #1; LEGEND. we don't
know what bod his plans are with TALENT,
maybe he'll stay, or he'll quit, we all
don't know, the future shall decide...
was IKARI another group that couldn't
pass the limit of existing five years?
anyway, i don't care, but what i do care
is that WOW is going the right way to
pass the limit of five entire years!
next year, 7 july we'll exist...? right
people, five years...

after this little shocking news and af-
ter this so bad ordened news, i'll try
to order it better so that it can be
worth reading it...

WARRIORS OF THE WASTELAND
bah, there didn't happen that much in
WOW lately.
* einstein did get a call from two mega
fucking lamers, claiming that they
were goldfish and powerplant/LEGEND.
the two mighty megalamers amused they-
reself with slagging on WOW and on IN-
TERNAL. they also thought they were
quite funny with saying that power-
plant and goldfish are two fucking
gays! anyway, those two cowards-yeah,
they were cowards, they even didn't
dear to say their name!-will get a vi-
sit from the WOW crew if we'll find
out who those two lameheads. be sure
if we know who you are, lamers, we'll
beat the shit outta you! don't worry,
be happy, 'cause your miserable lifes
has comed to an end...
* the WOW t-shirt is fiinaaaly finished!
waw! be sure if there are pardey's
you'll see the whole crew in those
t-shirts! anyway, the're pretty cool,
and they were designed by shogun/X-RAY
don't hesitate to write him if you
want some marvellous graphics for
putting on a t-shirt, they're just
mighty!(his graphics, dummy!)
look in the address-corner for his
address.
* did you know that nothing more hapened
in WOW this month?

ITALIAN RE(?)CRACKING SERVICE
* wildcat/ics recracked the preview of
LUPO ALBERTO done by ARM. press the re
set after the intro and write this
program...
$1000 lda#$36
sta$01
jsr$bf30
lda#$37
sta$01
sys 4096 and enjoy the recrack...

LOST SOULS DESIGN
* doz/MAFIA BOYS joined lost souls de-
sign
* isuzu/ENERGY joined lost souls desin.
* powerdrome left lost souls and joined
CLIQUE, al bundy/lsd did the same...
* rumours say that lds will soon die.
* riddler/lost souls want to join
another group as he's one of the only
members in lsd.

ACRISE
* bomb/ex X-RATED joined acrise
* jive was kicked out of acrise
* bordeaux from OVERKILL also joined
acrise.
* storyteller/acrise didn't gave the
address of raze/X-RAY to the cops,
it's a lie.
* poet was kicked out of acrise. he's
now only a x-rated member.

well, everybody must know now that col-
lecting news is a weird job, i really
can't wait 'till all votepapers are on
the redaction, that's why i'll go over
to place the news where i want, i mean,
i'll try to sort'em, but i can't
promise anything...

* x-raffi/x-rated joined left'em and
joined BRAINBOMBS.

* after decay was kicked out of DYNAX,
he joined TRIUMWYRAT and changed his
handle in amoke, one wekk later he
left them and joined STELLA.
* syllinor left FACES and joined
CHROMANCE as a cracker

* sparky/BLASTERS INC. and wuiti/TAT
joined MASSIVE. call their euro-hq
'commando frontier' ++46-031982576
(1200/2400 bps!)

* razor left CHROME and joined THE FORCE
THE FORCE are doing a co-op demo with
CHAOS hopefully.
TRAITORS
* numskull(the interviewed guy in diz
issue), parson, talent, fat rat, neme-
sis, chaos, iron dragon(dragon world
sysop) and topic left nato and built
up TRAITORS. more duded will join
soon...

X-FACTOR
* jeff/ex-DANIAX, sculpture/ex-DANIAX,
atrox/ex-DANIAX, mason/ex-JOY DIVISION
and hungry hero/ex JOY DIVISION
joined X-FACTOR.

OREGON
* satcom left oregon and joined PANDORA
as a modemtrader.
* ratfink, an australian coder joined
oregon. he will use in the future the
same handle as witty, so witty/oregon
are two persons from now on.
* the next oregon-demo will be released
in october to celebrate their 1 year
birthday.

BRAINBOMBS
* the brainbombs are back, x-raffi/x-
rated and aslive/security joined them.
* the still unknown memberstatus 'till
now will be given out soon.

AKRAK
* icarus left akrak and joined cocoon.
* shonen left akrak and also left the
scene.
* sodom is the new leader of akrak.
* call their board SATELLITE:
+31-(0)-xxxx-xxxxx.

joy RIGHT
yep, we're already out of news now, and
damn you all 'cause that's all your
fault, fucking readers! i received this
month again tons of votepapers with
votes, but damn, almost nobody included
some news!
but we found out a new thing: the news-
sheet. well, as you're all too lazy to
include some news, we also spread our
news-sheet. please don't hesitate to use
it, so that there next time is more
news in INTERNAL, got it?
well, ithink the news-sheet is a very
good idea, ofcourse like always there'll
be many rippers who'll also spread
an own news-sheet! oh, but who cares
anyway?
well, that'z it for this month...
press FIRE and enjoy reading the rest of
this magazines!

matt(1)

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