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<p></p> <table class='diff diff-contentalign-left'> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr valign='top'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black;">←Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black;">Revision as of 22:59, 17 January 2011</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=de&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;sl=de&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php%3Ftitle%3DDT_87_62&amp;prev=_t&#160; English Translation]</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">&lt;pre&gt;</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Hier ein Politiker-Witz zur Europa-Wahl:</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;"></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background: #eee; color:black; font-size: smaller;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Treffen sich der Pfarrer und der B&amp;uuml;rger-</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">meister des Nachbarortes. 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color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Dirk</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; _</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div><del style="color: red; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">&lt;/pre&gt;</del></div></td><td colspan="2">&#160;</td></tr> </table>

Nyquist http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php?title=DT_87_62&diff=5252&oldid=prev 2010-04-17T18:52:45Z

<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>[http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=de&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;sl=de&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http://c64mags.untergrund.net/wiki/index.php%3Ftitle%3DDT_87_62&amp;prev=_t English Translation]<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Hier ein Politiker-Witz zur Europa-Wahl:<br /> <br /> Treffen sich der Pfarrer und der B&amp;uuml;rger-<br /> meister des Nachbarortes. Fragt der B&amp;uuml;r-<br /> germeister den Pfarrer: &quot;Na, wie haben<br /> die W&amp;auml;hler denn bei euch gew&amp;auml;hlt???&quot;<br /> <br /> Der Pfarrer: &quot;Blendend, hundert Prozent<br /> christliche W&amp;auml;hler.&quot;<br /> <br /> Der B&amp;uuml;rgermeister: &quot;Was denn, hundert<br /> Prozent? Das gibt's doch gar nicht!!!&quot;<br /> <br /> Der Pfarrer: &quot;Doch, alles christliche<br /> W&amp;auml;hler. Alle W&amp;auml;hler haben ein christli-<br /> ches Kreuz auf dem Stimmzettel gemacht.&quot;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> &quot;Und wie haben die W&amp;auml;hler bei euch ge-<br /> w&amp;auml;hlt???&quot;<br /> <br /> Der B&amp;uuml;rgermeister: &quot;Blendend, alles so-<br /> zialistische W&amp;auml;hler.&quot;<br /> <br /> Der Pfarrer: &quot;Was, alle? Das gibt's doch<br /> gar nicht!!!&quot;<br /> <br /> Der B&amp;uuml;rgermeister: &quot;Doch, alle W&amp;auml;hler<br /> haben das Kreuz auf dem Stimmzettel ge-<br /> macht... Und alle Analphabeten sind bei<br /> uns Sozial-F&amp;auml;lle.&quot;<br /> -----<br /> Naja, ich glaube mal, da&amp;szlig; nicht jeder<br /> &amp;uuml;ber diesen Witz lachen kann.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Prinzipiell wei&amp;szlig; man aber leider nie, ob<br /> die Stimmausz&amp;auml;hlung korrekt durchgef&amp;uuml;hrt<br /> wurde.<br /> <br /> Daneben besteht nat&amp;uuml;rlich noch die M&amp;ouml;g-<br /> lichkeit, die Urne oder die Stimmzettel<br /> auszutauschen. Man denke hier nur einmal<br /> an Zauberveranstaltungen, bei denen gan-<br /> ze Personen verschwinden oder ausge-<br /> tauscht werden.<br /> <br /> Grunds&amp;auml;tzlich sind auch geheime Wahlen<br /> eine undurchsichtige Sache. Mal davon<br /> abgesehen, da&amp;szlig; die wenigsten Leute &amp;uuml;ber-<br /> haupt das Wahlprogramm kennen. Aush&amp;auml;ngen<br /> tut sowas bei einer Wahl ja auch nicht.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Naja, wie sagt man so sch&amp;ouml;n: die Politi-<br /> ker tragen das Mandat und die B&amp;uuml;rger die<br /> Verantwortung oder die Kollektivschuld.<br /> Und m&amp;uuml;ssen dann f&amp;uuml;r die Schulden und<br /> Steuern aufkommen.<br /> <br /> Bliebe da noch die Frage, wen soll man<br /> w&amp;auml;hlen???<br /> <br /> Die Partei mit dem C, die Partei mit dem<br /> S, die Partei mit dem G oder F, oder mit<br /> dem N oder dem L.<br /> <br /> Also: Fragt ein Mann eine Oma mit einer<br /> dicken Brille: &quot;Na Oma, wen hast du denn<br /> gew&amp;auml;hlt???&quot;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Sagt die Oma: &quot;Ich w&amp;auml;hle immer die ka-<br /> tholische Partei Deutschlands.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Oh&quot;, sagt der Mann, &quot;die kenne ich ja<br /> gar nicht!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Wieso&quot;, fragt die Oma, &quot;kennst du nicht<br /> die Katholische Partei Deutschlands, die<br /> KPD?&quot;<br /> <br /> Holadi Ho Ho Ho.<br /> <br /> Na dann bis demn&amp;auml;chst.<br /> <br /> Dirk<br /> _<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;</div>

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