Ymgve at 21:50, 5 July 2007

2007-07-05T21:50:58Z

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<pre>hello, and welcome to this new =
rubric called: MISHMASH
it contains all sort of things =
like:jokes,recipes,stories,etc.=
but first of all we start with =
the recipe of this month:
TUNAFISH SALAD SUBMARINE =
=
you need: =
2 CANS OF TUNA =
MAYONAISE (creme fraiche)
A CITRON =
PEPPER
LITTLE AUGURKS
SILVERUNIONS
and A FRENCH BREAD (such a long=
one..) =
=
mix TUNA and SQWEEZED CITRON,
PEPPER,CUTTED AUGURKS and the
UNIONS through eachother with
enough MAYONAISE or the CREME
to get one MESS,put some BUTTER=
on the FRENCH BREAD and put
some TUNAFISH SALADE on it!
EAT WELL!
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a joke... =
=
three HOOKERS are sitting at a =
table,when the one says to the
others: SHALL WE DO A
COMPETITION IN HAVING THE
BIGGEST PUSSY?-OKE,and they all
put out their skirt!-the first
one could put i ONE TENNISBALL,
the second could put in TWO
TENNISBALLS,when the third says
-YOU CAN COME OUT NOW,JOHN!
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now a true story,and it's about
the HOLIDAY of BBJ/ATG,WHIZZ/
DEMIX,FOOL/DEMIX,and BOON the
DRIVER OF THE CAR...
it was juli and the four guys
were planning a vacation to the
sunny FRENCH-BEACH! the date of
leaving mum & daddy was the
monday after the venlo-meeting!
it was MONDAY,9'o'clock,when
the bell rang!,it was boon who
had to put NEW TIRES on his car
we were at KWIK-FIT an 1/2 hour
later,we got back and took our
stuff,when it was 3'o'clock
we first drove to maastricht
,luik/liege,luxembourg (where
we made a pitstop at MC DONALDS
,nancy,dijon (where we tried to
sleep,but couldn't),lyon,
grenoble (where we took the
way into the MOUNTAINS,instead
of a highway directly to NICE!)
and at last we landed at NICE
where we saw the beach in a
HURRY,coz we discovered that
our camping was settled in
MANDELIEU,and not in NICE!
so we drove to cannes,where
mandelieu was built up too!
we arrived at the camping
TEUSDAY at 6'o'clock,we went
to sleep,and the next day we
took a bad in the -ACID SEA- of
mandelieu,although it was fun!
we were BURNED LIKE HELL,and
did not go to the beach the
next day (exept for petro(fool/
demix),who wanted to swim)
we walked to cannes,and
discovered a HUGH CIRCUS,that
was open the whole summer!
it had a big ARCADE FREAK HALL w
with games as:GALAXY FORCE II
WINNING RUN,CYBER TANK,NINJA-
TURTLES,BEAST-BUSTERS,TURBO-
OUTRUN,NORMAL OUTRUN,ESWATT,
and lots of MORE good arcades!
that night we went to it and
discovered another thing...
TURBO-STOCK-SKELTERS
(little cars,where you can
cross with for about 3 minutes)
it cost us lot of money!
that's what we did all day...
swimming,sleeping,going to the
circus,and eating!
we one day went to MONACO and
MONTE CARLO!and another day
to JUAN LES PINS!
we had one tent,and bbj and
whizz had to sleep IN THE CAR
for most of the time!
what did we eat and drink!
EAT:french bread with pate on
it,mc donalds hamburger,chips,
deserts,and spirali (a sort of
macaroni)...
DRINK:sirop d'orange,fraise,
tropican,granadine,etc.
beer,and cola...
all at all it was fun and we
ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH,but phuwww
it's very hot out there!
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now some RECORDS IN EATING
different things like...

CHIPS...30 sacks a 56,6 gram
in about 33,6 seconds

PATATOES...1,36 kg in 1 min and
22 sec.

AUGURKS...453 g.in 43,6 sec.

BANANAS...17 (about 128 g.each)
in 2 minutes

BEER...1 liter in 1,3 seconds
(shit,i thought spc was
fast...)

BEANS..2380 (boiled but cold)
in 30 minutes

CHAMPAGNE...1000 bottles in 1
year...

CITRONS...3 (with shell) in
15,3 seconds...

EGGS...(hard boiled) 14 in 58
seconds...

HAMBURGERS...20 3/4 (1oo g
each and with bread) in
30 minutes...

CHEESE...453 g. in 1 min.and 53
seconds...

MILK...1.13 liter in 3,2 second

DONUTS...37 in 7 min.& 5 sec.

PANCAKES...(15.2 cm.) 62 in 6
min. and 58,5 sec.

PINDA'S...100(with shell) in 46
seconds.

ICECREAM...1.53 kg. in 90 sec.

RAVIOLI...250 in 66 min.

SANDWICHES...40 in 17 min.53 s.

SPAGHETTI...100 yard (=91.44m)
in 28.73 seconds...

SAUSAGE...96 sausages(each 28g)
in 6 minutes...

UNIONS...91 (total 850 g.) in
1 min and 8 seconds...
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ofcourse all these records were
taken from the GUINNES BOOK OF
RECORDS - translated by BBJ/ATG
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another joke...

why don't nerds have ice-cubes?
-he has FORGOTTEN THE RECIPES..
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and again a joke...

a guy is entering a cafe with a
pitbull when the owner of the
cafe says:-NO WAY,THAT DOG IS
NOT COMING IN!the owner of the
dog explains:IT'S A VERY NICE
DOG!-oke,says the owner of the
cafe,but first you have to
PROOF IT! the owner of the dog
takes HIS HAND and PUT IT IN
THE DOGS MOUTH,he KICKS the dog
and NOTHING HAPPENS!
YES,says the owner of the cafe,
but i still don't believe you..
oke,and the men PUT HIS DICK IN
THE MOUTH OF THE DOG,and KICKS
HIM HARDER THEN THE 1ST TIME!
NOTHING HAPPENS!
YES,says the owner of the cafe,
but you're the owner,what
hapens when someone from OUT-
SIDE does HIT THE DOG???
OKE,says the owner of the dog
and he asks in the cafe who
would DO THE SAME AS HE JUST
DID?NOTHING HAPPENS!
when suddenly an old woman
says,alright i will do it,but
PLEASE DON'T KICK ME SO HARD!
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this was i
the new rubric MISHMASH, hope
you enjoyed it very much...
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