Ymgve at 21:36, 5 July 2007

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<pre>so...you have chosen the rubrici
called REPORTS.we decided to
write not only reports about
the scene,but also about
general things.in this issue we
start with a report about the
ATG PARTY, written by spc/atg,
and a report about the OPEN-AIR
festival, done by jack daniels
of atg.
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the report about the ATG party:

well, spc/ATG and yog/ATG both
finished their school, and they
were born on the 12th and 13th
june, so they had a party. at
seven o'clock the first people
came. it was ofcourse one of
the PROFIS (people who always r
try to get profit out of every-
thing). it was whizz/DEMIX. at
9 o'clock the second profi
came. it was boon. and then all
started. after some minutes
was murdock/HOTLINE inside, and
then came traktor, de kin and
bbj/ATG and also arjan, ein-
stein/ATG and jack/ATG insert.
we started to drink, and to eat
and also watching the game on
the wc-soccer, tsjechoslovakya
against costa-rica. the first
bottles beer were empty after
half a minute. we got totally
for the whole evening 5 crates
of beer, 1 bottle rum, 3
bottles martini, 1 bottle gin,
and 3 bottles wine. besides we
got also 120 minced-meat balls,
better say 'frikandellen', and
also 10 bags of chips. after
2.5 hours drinking there was
the first incident. whizz/DEMIX
got sick, and he had to go for
1 hour to the toilet because he
had to belch. it was because he
had drunk half a bottle of rum.
we were all very angry because
we needed to piddle, and he was
on the toilet. spc and yog
brought him home, because he
wasn't able to walk anymore, so
sick. everyone exept einstein
who doesn't drink alcohol
wasn't 100% anymore. the minced
meat ball which we didn't eat,
we gave to the plants in the
room, and the beer which was
too warm was thrown out over
the floor, and also given to
the plants. murdock and jack
bought a cassette from REYN
OUWEHAND with his own compposed
synthesizer music on it on
venlo. when that music was
playing, bbj and boon went on
dancing together. de kin and
traktor were going to hand-
pushing. traktor won. de kin
would also do the fight against
spc. spc won, and pushed de
kin's hand into the mayo.
spc and traktor went also on
strike, and spc won again easy.
and traktors hand was full of
mayo. we also played famer harm
and dady jacob on arjans e
oral-organ. the instrument was
full of kots and rotte adem
soon. at twelve o'clock ware
all full procents alcohol e
bottles empty. there was only
beer left. at 2 o'clock bbj was
the only who kept everyone
awake with his jokes and funny
things, because we were all
(the most) tired and some half
drunk. at half past 2 everyone
left, and spc and yog cleaned p
up for a little hour. spc went
home and met boon and murdock
who were talking some hundred
meters dawn the road. all
talked still for a moment. boon
finished his few meters to his
home and murdock and spc
started to finish their last
12 kilometres. murdock on his
mopped to hegelsom, and spc on
his bike to swolgen.

result: it was real big fun!!!
rating: 80/100
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now about the OPEN-AIR festival

the concert took place on the
9th of june in the large
stadium of gelsenkirchen.the
star of the show should be the
well known german rock-singer
MARIUS MUELLER-WESTERNHAGEN.
we arrived in gelsenkirchen at
1.00 pm and already a hell lot
of people were there.the
opening act was the jamaican
rap band SLY & ROBBIE.nearly
nobody liked their shitty music
(is music here the right word?)
and it was a wonder that they
have not been killed by the
spectators.after half an hour
of nerving us they left the
stage.they made no breaks be-
tween their songs so that they
could not hear the public cry.
the next gig was the cologne
formation CRAZY SEX IDIOTS but
i can't tell you something
about them because while they
were playing i went to the
toilet (hard job...the toilets
were outside the stadium).so
they had already finished to
play,as i returned.after a long
period of waiting the band THE
CROSS appeared on the stage.
(their singer is roger taylor
of queen).in my eyes this band
was the culmination of the
whole concert.they played all
their hits like 'the power to
love'.the visitors were very
happy to hear (the first time
in this afternoon) good music
and that was the reason for a
very good mood while cross was
playing.
after the cross stopped,the
most terrible incident happened
in this afternoon.....it began
to rain.about one hour it was
raining cats and dogs.but never
theless the athmosphere was
still great !
as it stopped to rain FISH
jumped onto the stage and began
to play songs from his new
record and also some old
MARILLION songs like 'kayleigh'
or 'lavender'.between his songs
he was telling stories from his
first time in germany,but he
spoke german !!!
he also told us that he loves
beer and i am sure that he was
not the only one in the stadium

at 9.00 pm MARIUS MUELLER-
WESTERNHAGEN (mmw) began to
sing.in the meantime they had
changed the outfit of the stage

his first song was 'fertig' and
everybody in the arena was
pushing and poging around to
get a better to place to see
their idol.i've to say that it
was very hard...i have been on
very much heavy-metal concerts,
but none was as hard as this
festival.

mmw played nearly all his old
songs and all titles of his new
record 'halleluja'.in the mean-
time were about 90.000 people
in the stadium.

after three hours of playing
marius sung his old song
'mit 18' and the festival ended
with a large fireworks.

what i didn't like was the crap
mmw was talking about between
his songs.it seemed like as he
wanted to train his voice !!!

RESULT : the festival was not
bad,but it was too
long and too hard.you
can imagine that it's
very hard to stand for
about 10 hours.

RATING : 52/100

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if you have any report for this
magazine about parties, or
other things, then send them to
the adress in the editorial
page.
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Ymgve at 21:36, 5 July 2007