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<p><b>New page</b></p><div><pre>opinion poll<br />
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hello gays!tch is back with the final<br />
poll of brutal recall! last issues we<br />
did some polls and quizes,and here are<br />
the answers!<br />
<br />
firstly,we do the poll...252 sceners<br />
and one dog answered,thanks to all!!!!<br />
<br />
1.do you like 'paul de leeuw'?<br />
<br />
a.yes...................50 sceners<br />
b.no....................2 sceners<br />
c.who's that?...........101 sceners<br />
d.sometimes.............5 sceners<br />
e.only when i'm horny...88 sceners<br />
f.maybe after death.....36 sceners and<br />
one dog.<br />
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comment:what a surprise!i really thought<br />
everyone in the scene loves gays<br />
but it seems the opposite way...<br />
<br />
2.have you ever thought of fucking<br />
cindy crawford?<br />
<br />
a.yes...................200 sceners<br />
b.no....................nobody<br />
c.who's that?...........2 sceners<br />
d.only when i'm horny...one dog<br />
e.maybe after death.....50 sceners<br />
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comment:jach! naughty,naughty boyz!<br />
how can you think of even fuck-<br />
ing her??? i only think of that<br />
when i'm horny (then u must be<br />
a dog/ed)<br />
<br />
3.have you ever killed a postman,because<br />
he caught you for cheating?<br />
<br />
a.yes.........................one dog<br />
b.no..........................244 scener<br />
c.what's a postman?...........1 scener<br />
d.after being horny...........5 sceners<br />
e.after i was killed by him...2 sceners<br />
<br />
comment:i hate criminals!!!!!!!!!!<br />
4.what would you do when you have the<br />
choice between:joining crest as<br />
swapper or eating a dozen hamburgers?<br />
<br />
a.i don't know.......67 sceners<br />
b.eating hamburgers..140 sceners+1 dog<br />
c.joining crest......0 sceners<br />
d.both...............8 sceners<br />
e.quit the scene.....21 (ex)sceners<br />
<br />
comment:what would crest think of this?<br />
i think they will have a big<br />
negative comment on these result<br />
in their next megademo appearing<br />
over some months!<br />
<br />
5.do you really sleep or do you just<br />
pretend to,because everybody else does<br />
it?<br />
<br />
a.i pretend to...............60 sceners<br />
b.i really sleep.............134 sceners<br />
c.what's sleep?............20 sceners<br />
d.in sweden we don't sleep!..30 sceners<br />
e.i chase cats instead!......one dog<br />
comment:right now i'm chasing cats,so i<br />
don't have any comment!<br />
<br />
6.what would you like to do after readin<br />
this whole magazine?<br />
<br />
a.commit suicide............one dog<br />
b.chase cats................120 sceners<br />
c.spread it to anybody......3 sceners<br />
d.format the disk...........1 scener<br />
e.become a member of brutal.67 sceners<br />
f.scratch all boards........7 sceners<br />
<br />
comment:we just got 67 members,check<br />
out the memberstatus on our<br />
board! oh shit...i just heard<br />
our complete bbs is scratched!<br />
<br />
7.why did you join the scene?<br />
<br />
a.because my parents told me so..one dog<br />
b.because i wanted to............2 scene<br />
c.because i am a girl............200 sce<br />
d.because i like wasting money...10 scen<br />
e.because i like opinion polls...30 sce<br />
8.why did you rob the local bank?<br />
<br />
a.i didn't do it!.............5 sceners<br />
b.i needed the money..........30 sceners<br />
c.i am also a prof.robber.....200 scener<br />
d.i like screaming 'hands up'.one dog<br />
e.i hate people in banks......19 sceners<br />
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comment:well,i guess that dog is very<br />
special,it can even shout 'hands<br />
up!' which seems to be very<br />
special for dogs,most dogs can't<br />
get further than 'hands...'<br />
<br />
9.can you read decently?<br />
<br />
a.i can't read the question..10 sceners<br />
b.yes........................one dog<br />
c.nope.......................200 sceners<br />
d.wafwafwafwafwaf!...........nobody<br />
e.i just got blind...........20 sceners<br />
f.i never read questions.....22 sceners<br />
<br />
comment:are dogs really smarter than<br />
sceners? joy!!<br />
10.how many times have you listened to<br />
'take that' on mtv?<br />
<br />
a.i never watch mtv.......one dog<br />
b.every hour of the week..80 sceners<br />
c.take this,suckers!......7 sceners<br />
d.i sing in 'take that'...170 sceners<br />
<br />
comment:i didn't know that 'take that'<br />
was such a big band,already<br />
170 people actually sing in it,<br />
what does saddam hussain think<br />
of this fact?<br />
<br />
11.are you voting on the labour party?<br />
<br />
a.yesssssssss.......128 sceners<br />
b.nooooooooooo......68 sceners<br />
c.i live in china...105 sceners+one dog<br />
d.i can't vote yet..10 sceners<br />
e.i hate major......1 scener(s)<br />
f.party on dudes!...14 sceners<br />
<br />
comment:lingchu hai pang,babi pang hang<br />
rabbi elai shishuso sushi!!!<br />
12.is this the last question???<br />
<br />
a.yes...........................200 scen<br />
b.no............................13 scene<br />
c.is this a question?...........one dog<br />
d.everything what i say might be used<br />
against me!!..................39 scene<br />
<br />
comment:okay,to do you a favour,i won't<br />
continue with this poll!!!<br />
<br />
now here are the answers of the quiz we<br />
held last issue!!<br />
get ready for this!<br />
<br />
but first i got to go to the toilet...<br />
yep,i'm back again,let's kick some ass!<br />
<br />
we asked you to vote for the best charts<br />
for a mag to have,check out the next<br />
page for the answers!<br />
<br />
we also asked more,so read on...<br />
<br />
joy!!<br />
worst crackinggroups.....40% useful<br />
best recrackers..........80% useful<br />
silliest demogroup.......606% useful<br />
bullshit writing mags....-0.8% useful<br />
worst koala-painter......unknown<br />
best basic-composer......10000% useful<br />
fucking scenecountries...always useful<br />
coolest ripper/coder.....00.08% useful<br />
fastest paperartist......1x45% useful<br />
worst demos..............???% useful<br />
laziest mageditor........never useful<br />
fattest scener...........airwolf-useful<br />
best stampcheater........calypso-useful<br />
most handsome scener.....not useful!<br />
best graficlabel.........707+7680-999%<br />
worst musiclabel.........only 1 label..<br />
abnormal gamecompanies...800% useful<br />
most sucking game........70% useful<br />
most caught cardhacker...who cares?<br />
shittiest modem..........0 baud-useful<br />
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comment:we took the first 11 ones in our<br />
charts,check them out now! i<br />
simply love charts...so does my<br />
dog! joy!!<br />
that was the quiz...<br />
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i hope you enjoyed reading this shit,<br />
or then just get stoned and read it<br />
again (if you don't get an overdose!)<br />
you'll probably like it afterwards!<br />
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if you've got any idea how to fill again<br />
a chapter with very,very,very interestin<br />
questions (like the opinion poll!!!/ed)<br />
grab a disk and send it to:<br />
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'brutal recall'<br />
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and send it also to:<br />
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because i (tch) might loose your cool<br />
sending in the mess here!!! menu!!<br />
</pre></div>Ymgve