Ymgve at 01:26, 19 June 2007

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welcome to this cool chapter,we did all
interviews on the boards,becoz that's
muuuuuuuuch cooler than paperinterviews!
yeah,i know we are original! no,no,no
applause,thank you!!

just read this whole chapter,we inter-
viewed a lot of special people who
really meant something for the scene!!!

and the first one,who actually is the
master of talking most shit in his mag,
meant very much to the c64...it's
nastiness ltd/antrophy!!

!:hello barry,please introduce yourself
to the sceners,i guess nobody yet
ever heard of you and your group!

?:yes,i'm nerdy barry (a variation on
dirty harry) and i'm the editor of the
oldest still living magazine called..
the rip-unit! we only rip stupid
ideas or make silly chapters ourselves
like the ones about sport,arcade-halls
and about my dead girlfriend,who
recently died because of a bungy jump
accident.she (the nasty blonde/ed.)
jumped from the 58.9 metres high
bridge but forgot to plug herself
in the bungy-cable...then she got hit
by the car and died...but i don't have
any fear,the mist-mess is experienced
in sado-masochism so i still can have
some painful pleasures!
i joined the scene way back in 1983
when i still was a lamer,and now i
try to get myself known by the anti-
nazi campaign i myself organized!

!:yes,i know,this mag is not nazi-free
as adolf/5th reich-board just voted
for the charts,but anyway:what's about
the antrophy-party in rotterdam?

?:yeah! first i told everybody it was
cancelled,but it's not!!! yes,no!!!
the party will go on! read the next
rip-unit (issue 46/ed.) for info!

!:sure glad it will continue,i was even
planning to come!

?:how nice man! maybe i can cheat
especially for you the charts,so you
win with your gfx-collection-demo!

!:that would be coool man! but now i
wanna ask you:what's the most special
thing about your mag,the rip-unit?

?:well,the most special thing is that it
has so cool graphix in the menu...and
they are ripped of course! our famous
attitude-chapter 'nasty and mean' is
very original,because we rip off
every cool dude in the scene! yes,only
lamers are allowed to be in our mag,
cool eh?

!:oh no,we are a elite-mag! i must stop
speaking to you!! joy!!
?:why,my handsome guy?

!:because you're a liar,a liar! i turn
you into me,i mess you up and lie to
you (euhhhhhhhhh?/ed.) no,you're lame!

?:oh,sorry,i thought i was cool...

...we got into a fight,so i quit this
very cool interview...

now on with the next person...that's the
famous kbs/regina!!

!:hi brutalfan,tell us:what's regina
actually?

?:well,regina is a little group who only
produces an elite-mag,that's all,but
to tell you the truth:it's the same as
nerds,only nerds recracked some games
last year,so we renamed into regina!
the pulse is ripped from mtv!!!
how cool are we,how cool!!!
joy!!
!:hmmmm,brutal recall is at least ripped
from a cool movie,not the lame fashion
show on mtv! hahah! why do you think
the pulse is so special?

?:well,we fix our mag at&t,so you can
call at&t and ask for our mag,they
will send you it then! cool! and we
have the most perfect charts and of
course the first releases chart! i
don't see any use in fixing a game,but
the americans asked me to do so,so i
do it! i always do what people tell
me,i'm kbs!

!:hmmm...commit suicide!

?:wait a minute,are you an us-native?

!:yea!

?:okay...bang! (long silence.../ed.)

...this was the interview,onto the next
one with president clinton/empire!!!!
!:hi bill clinton,since when did you
join empire?

?:hi rudi...well,since i am the emperor
of the usa,i was thinking of joining
a c64-group,and empire is the perfect
one! i fix all fullprice firsties,incl
usive fake-firsties like lemmings from
sucksex+trc! i also like to show other
atractive women my dick and shake it
all over! but my wife doesn't like it,
so i recently quitted it...

!:what a shame! i should continue!!!
yes,you really meant something to the
scene,you even released a better card-
hacker system for at&t,why did you do
this?

?:well,i have complete access 2 all at&t
activities because i'm the president,
remember? since i also am a fixer,i
need cards often to call europe,so...

joy to the right!!!!
!:what are you doing now?

?:i'm watching how hillary is undressing
herself...oh here she takes off here
underwear,oh yes,she looks great! like
a women of twentythree,her brests up
like mount everest and her legs wide
open...she crawls over to me,undresses
me and takes my dick into her warm,
hot mouth...oh man,that feels like
paradise! oh yes...suck baby! suck!!!
ahhhhhh...hhhhhah! i cooooommmmmeeeee!
shit,she takes it out of her mouth...
now i move down under,between her hips
i lick her pussy,my tongue moves into
her cunt,it smells horny!! she moans
aloud,harder,harder! she screams:deep
deeper,bill! i move faster with my
tongue over her clitoris,she gets her
orgasm wildly,like a wild horse! now
i get overheated,i jump to her back
and put my dick into her anus...ohhhhh
that feels great,she moves like she
has never done before,i have five
orgasms at one time and she dies....
!:she dies?

?:no,just joking,but i don't continue
the story,or else you wanna fuck my
wife too!

!:no way man,i'm a gay!

?:a gay? i hate gays,do you know they
always act so strange when you talk
about fucking a woman?

!:oh yeah? i never act strange,euhsjdf
fjbfhfh red elephants! aaarghhhhhhhhhh
hhueheidhd....

...since rudi is under therapy now,i
shall continue with the interviews,this
one is with...micheal jackson/the rape
company!!!

!:hello micheal,why does frontpage alway
s have movie-news?

?:i like movienews a lot,interesting!!
!:i heard something about batman 3,can
you tell us some info about it?

?:yes i can! i play robin,the knight of
batman,becoz i am so strong! maybe you
have heard that will smith will do
it,but he just bit on his tongue,while
rapping a song,so i was asked to play
his role! cool eh???????

!:yes,very cool! do you realise you
meant something to the scene?

?:yes,of course i do! we in trc don't
do anything,that's why i asked norbert
(nsd/sucksex that is/ed.) if we could
get into a cooperation,so that trc
will get votes again!!

!:ahaha! i knew it! anyway,do you ever
think of frontpage being a bigger mag?
like shitro?

?:like shitro? oh no,not that big! but
i maybe will code an intro,and after
the intro you press space and the
mag will be loaded,that's a bigger
mag eh?????????

!:yes,sure it is! but isn't that ripped
from slyhigh/coma light 58?????????

?:no way man! it's just an old trick
to fill the disk more,that's all!!!

...the line got so bad here,that we had
to log off, sorry about that!!

but have no fear,here's an interview
with bosskid/coma light 58!!!!!!!!!

!:hi dänüsh pal,why's slyhigh so delayed
is raz/camels again so lazy not to
code something for your mag?

?:yep,he's a little lazy,but i myself
didn't have much time to write so
much silly chapters again,like last
issue,so that's why rrr will take it
over!!! he will release it soon!!!
!:oh,that's good,i begun to miss the
fucking mag!

?:oh,really? great! since that new out-
fit the votes got really high (sly-
high?/ed.) but i loved the old outfit
much better!

!:well i don't...anyway,what's up with
your anti-nazi-demo? will it ever get
released?

?:yes,it will! it should be soon,but i
think we release it with christmas'94,
because it's the right time to do such
a thing,people start thinking very
kind then,and since my father is a
nazi,i have to do it then,he also
thinks more kind then...

!:yes,i see...but i thought you really
was a tough guy,with tatoes etc.

?:well i'm,but sometimes i get emotional
and then i write slyhigh...
!:how emotional...stop,i'm crying!!!
aargh!

...since tch is crying now,rcs will
continue with the following interviews,
here they are...

this one is with spectacles/alf/exnon!

!:hi pieter,why are you acting like a
cool dude,but in fact you're a lamer?

?:well,i wanna be a cool dude,so i visit
all parties around,and talk only to
real top-elite guys (like us/ed.) and
piss off the other ones,and due to
this i joined alf'40-'45!!!

!:yes,how elite! you are famous because
you also gabber a lot on c64-parties,
are you in a trance then?

?:a trance? no,i just get horny when i
hear gabberhouse,and i start acting
strange then (where did i heard that
before?/ed.)

!:hmmmm,you also like savvy's logos a
lot,since you always vote for him in
the charts,why do you like them?

?:well,i always liked three colored
logos,they are so....pure and simple!

!:i hope you like this logo in the menu
too!

?:yes i do! i think you are one of the
best painters existing nowadays!

!:thank you,thank you...you know,i real-
ly like you!

?:i'm flattered! i hope you will vote
for me in the crackercharts!

!:i will!! bye!

?:bye!
wiggle it!!!!!!!!!
...on with the next one,this one is
done with gorefest/proxyon (i forgot
the fakename/ed.) at that moment he
was at the toilet,so don't blame him
for making strange noises!

!:goodday jasper,why do you like death-
metal,isn't it dnagerous to listen to?
maybe you commit suicide while liste-
ning to gorefest or pestilence???

?:pssssssssss (backgroundnoise/ed.)
no,it's not dangerous,i always liked
songs about suicide,death and hell,so
that's no problem...the problem is
that my voice gets so low,because i
one heard a wise egyptian woman saying
your voice becomes the same as the
music you listen to,so i start getting
really those low voices like gorefest
and nippeltura (a belgium variation on
sepultura/ed.) pssssssssss....

!:ahah...huh,what's that noise i hear
now man? joy!!!
?:aaaahhhh.i'm drowning in the toilet,
i pissed too much and now i'm drowning
help meeee...blublbulublblublbuublub..

!:shit,again an interview what ended
quite abrubtly,can't even interview
normally!

here's the next one with the alltime
favourite...airwolf/revelation project!

!:hi fat guy,how much do you weigh?

?:hmmm,ich,euh sorry,i weigh 169 kilo,
that's not much for a man with a
big brain,is it?

!:no it isn't that much,i heard you
were planning to join nature as the
editor of popcorn,but nature asked
you first to lose 50 kg weight,what
do you do?

?:i join the snes-scene and start my
own nature there! i must eat now,bye!
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Brutal Recall 13 ch05 - Revision history

Ymgve at 01:26, 19 June 2007