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*RECORD BREAKER* <br />
<br />
again a new chapter comes to your very <br />
own room.... a chapter which is again <br />
an invention of the internal prodigy <br />
but we OWE all these facts and figures <br />
to only 1 book namely: THE GUINNESS BOOK<br />
OF RECORDS!.... <br />
<br />
we've mainly print some INTERESTING and <br />
/or AMUSING records!... sometimes we'll <br />
even link it to the SCENE in order to <br />
make this all a bit more enjoyable!... <br />
if any of you is offended by this then <br />
i strongly advice you to go and complain<br />
then get in contact with one of the 2 <br />
internal hq's!... we'll notifie your <br />
complaint and we'll make sure it won't <br />
happen again!... <br />
<br />
so let's get this SHOW on the ROAD.... <br />
<br />
1) HUMAN PERFORMANCES: <br />
<br />
a lot of people eat but these record- <br />
breakers have a special habit... <br />
<br />
WHO ATE THE MOST OF (in x-amount of <br />
time!): <br />
<br />
patatoe chips: 30 sacks of 56,6 gram <br />
in 24 MIN. AND 33,6 SEC. (p.g.tully) <br />
(ed. or was it 33,5 sec?) <br />
strawberries: <br />
1,13 kg in 27,19 sec. by p.dowdeswell <br />
<br />
bananas: <br />
17 pieces of each 128 gr. in 2 min. by <br />
dr.ronald l.alkana <br />
(ed. now you all know from what all <br />
doctors/professor are NUTS and are going<br />
BANANAS!) <br />
<br />
beer: <br />
1 lit. in 1,3 sec. by s.petrosino <br />
(ed. we didn't know ARROGANCE'S real <br />
name is steven petrosino....) <br />
<br />
tree: <br />
3,35 metres with a thickness of 12 cm. <br />
in 89 hours by j.gwaltney <br />
<br />
egs: (hard-boiled) <br />
14 in 58 sec. by p.dowdeswell <br />
(ed. he loves eggs!...) <br />
eggs: (soft-boiled) <br />
32 in 78 sec. by p.dowdeswell <br />
<br />
egss: (from the birth to the mouth) <br />
13 in 2,2 sec. by GUESS WHO.... <br />
p.dowdeswell! <br />
<br />
hamburgers: <br />
20+3/4 (100 gr.each in total 2,07 kg. <br />
of meat) with SANDWICHES in 30 min. <br />
by alan peterson <br />
cheese: <br />
453 gr. (1lb) in 1 min.13 sec. by our <br />
old time favourite egglover: <br />
p.dowdeswell! <br />
<br />
and another one by p.d. himself: <br />
milk: <br />
1,135 lit. in 3,2 sec. <br />
(ed. i bet i can do this faster!) <br />
<br />
you never believe it but it's not all <br />
... here is a list of several other <br />
records done by p.d.: <br />
pan-cakes: (round=15,2 cm,buttered+jamme<br />
d) <br />
62 in 6 min. and 58,5 sec. <br />
<br />
ravioli: <br />
2,25 kg. (170 pieces) in 5 min and 34 se<br />
c. <br />
<br />
sandwiches: <br />
40 in 17 min. and 53,9 sec. <br />
(ed. he has about 4 other records on his<br />
name but i'll spare them for you!....) <br />
<br />
cream-ice: <br />
1,53 kg. in 50,04 sec. by tony dowdes- <br />
well. <br />
(ed. can you believe it!... also his <br />
brother eats like a snale... what a <br />
family is this?... i bet their mother <br />
had problems to make food every day!..) <br />
greatest omnivore: <br />
m.lotito, known as monsieur mangetout, <br />
eats since 1959 metal and glass. in- <br />
ternists can't find any traces in his <br />
stomach. he has eaten since 1966: <br />
7 bikes, 1 supermarket-car (in 4,5 days)<br />
, 7 television sets and 1 cessna (one <br />
little airplane!)... <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
greatest harem: <br />
de biggest harem in the world is the <br />
winter harem of the great serai in the <br />
topkapi-palaces-complex in istanbul, <br />
turkeije, built in 1589 with 400 rooms. <br />
(ed. now we all know why all turks are <br />
so fertile!) <br />
<br />
most eager cafe-visiter: <br />
stanley house from totterdown, bristol, <br />
england, has visited till 1 may 1982, <br />
3298 pubs with different names in great-<br />
brittain. he used the public transport <br />
for it. <br />
(ed. this beats the belgian 'DE LIJN' <br />
promotion!) <br />
<br />
rollercoast: <br />
fastest: american eagle in marriotts' <br />
great america in gurnee had on a <br />
horizontal piece a speed of: 106,73 km/ <br />
hour. <br />
longest: the beast on kings' island in <br />
cincinnati, in ohio, vs. with a speed <br />
of 104,23 km/hour. this ride of 2,25 <br />
km has 243,8 metres of tunnels and a <br />
rising of (all together) of 540 degrees.<br />
(ed. let's kick it!) <br />
<br />
highest alimentation: <br />
2 261 000 dollar, payed by g.storer sr.,<br />
74 years old, to his 73 years old wife <br />
dorothy, in miami, florida, on 29 oc- <br />
tobre. <br />
<br />
highest alimentation-claim!: <br />
sjeika dena alfassi (born in the <br />
land of the beers: BELGIUM), 23 years <br />
young, asked an alimentation-claim of <br />
3 milliard dollar. her husband sjeik <br />
mohammed al-fassi, belonging to the <br />
royal saodi-arabian family had to pay <br />
only 81 million dollar. <br />
(ed. all women are the same) <br />
highest claim: <br />
mr. i waltom bader (ed.from the walton <br />
family?) asked a claim of 675 BILLION <br />
DOLLAR towards general motors for <br />
spoiling the environment in 50 american <br />
states! <br />
<br />
biggest ambulances: <br />
the alligator jumbulance mark vi,vii and<br />
viii are 18 netres long and made by <br />
van hool in BELGIUM! they cost 176000 <br />
pounds and they can transport 44 patient<br />
s and doctors. <br />
<br />
longest living cancer-patient: <br />
mrs. winona mildred melick born douglass<br />
(on 22.oct.1876) from long beach, <br />
california. she's been operated 4 times <br />
for cancer. she died after a serious <br />
cold(amonia?), 67 days after her 105th <br />
birhtday! (1981) <br />
<br />
longest 'WORKING' ghosts: <br />
ghosts are NOT immortal and seem, <br />
so says the gazetteer of british ghosts,<br />
after 400 years that their activity is <br />
going backwards. the most remarkable <br />
exception should be the ghosts of roman <br />
soldiers, who are after 19 centuries <br />
still wandering around in the cellars of<br />
treasurers'house,york minster. <br />
(ed. beats the game centurion,he?) <br />
andrew m.green claims to have the only <br />
existing letter of a POLTERGEIST. <br />
<br />
primates: <br />
the biggest primate is the mountain- <br />
gorilla , it is 1,75m. high and weighs <br />
195 kg. <br />
the heaviest gorilla was a mountain- <br />
gorilla, which weigh in 1943, 310 KG. <br />
and when he died he weigh 288 KG. and <br />
his brest was 198 cm. wide! <br />
<br />
fastest cars: <br />
<br />
km/hours - name of car <br />
<br />
1019,4 thrust 2 <br />
1001,473 blue flame <br />
690,909 bluebird <br />
673,516 goldenrod <br />
575,149 herda-knapp-milod.<br />
1190,377 budweiser rocket <br />
<br />
these cars have each a different thrust <br />
or rocket-boost that's why the speeds <br />
are so different... but all of them <br />
are NUMBER 1 in their categorie. <br />
<br />
baby's: <br />
heaviest: 10,2 kg. (normal birth) <br />
10,2 kg. (through the stomach)<br />
this last one was born in 1982 and did <br />
weigh in 1983 already 24 kg. with a <br />
length of 56,5 cn. <br />
there's 1 case known of a baby who lived<br />
13 months and weigh 50,8 KG., 101 CM. <br />
LONG AND BREST OF 99CM. <br />
<br />
* 9-year young boy weigh 154 KG. at his <br />
death. <br />
<br />
lightest: <br />
the lowest official birth-weight of a <br />
baby which stayed alive is: 238 GR. <br />
<br />
biggest funerals: <br />
the funeral of c.n.annadurai, 1st <br />
minister of madras was visited by <br />
15 million people! <br />
<br />
worst diseasters: <br />
pandemie (1347-1351) <br />
-- black death: the pest <br />
amount of people: 75 000 000 <br />
<br />
genocide (1311-1340) <br />
-- taking out of the chineses peasants <br />
by the mongoles <br />
amount of people: 35 000 000 <br />
<br />
influenza (1918) <br />
-- the whole world <br />
amount of people: 21 640 000 <br />
<br />
famine (1969-1971) <br />
-- north-china <br />
amount of people: CA.20 000 000 <br />
tornado (1970) <br />
-- islands of ganges-delta,bangladesh <br />
amount of people: 1 000 000 <br />
(ed. i didn't know f4cg had a hitman <br />
like that) <br />
<br />
then the figures go down and down to <br />
the figure of 3, but most of them are <br />
caused by one 1 thing: <br />
<br />
HUMAN SOCIETY!.... <br />
this is a proof that ALL stupid <br />
politicians have caused all this mess <br />
and trouble and the little people <br />
(the poor,the disabled,the working <br />
class) have to live with it! they suffer<br />
under the political stress and have to <br />
deal with ALL actions the politicians <br />
take. i say BAN all those atomic rockets<br />
and waste-dump and LONG LIVE GREENPEACE!<br />
<br />
<br />
economics: <br />
lowest taxes: <br />
in bahrein,brunei,kuwait and qatar there<br />
hasn't to be payed tax! and also not <br />
on the britisch channel isles sark/ <br />
tristan da cunha! <br />
(ed. tax-free havens!) <br />
<br />
highest taxes: <br />
BELGIUM!....(haha) <br />
no, in norway the people had to pay 80 <br />
procent but now ca.2000 inhabitants <br />
are paying more then 100 procent of <br />
their taxable incomes. <br />
(ed. i don't get it, do you?) <br />
<br />
national wealth: <br />
united arabian emirates! each in- <br />
habitant should have 30 070 DOLLAR <br />
based on the amount of inhabitants! <br />
and in bhutan they have about 80 DOLLAR <br />
based on the amount of inhabitants. <br />
armies: <br />
biggest: <br />
the ussr has 5,05 million soldiers. <br />
the chinese republic has 3,988 mil.sol. <br />
the usa has 2,1365 million soldiers. <br />
belgium has 4000 soldiers? <br />
<br />
biggest marine-corps: <br />
us-navy with 569 000 soldiers and <br />
194 600 marines amd a fleet of: <br />
14 airplane-ships, 26 battleships, <br />
90 submarines, 28 cruisers, 68 destroyer<br />
s, 90 fregats and 65 amfibie-battleships<br />
.... <br />
(ed. row,row a boat) <br />
<br />
beers: <br />
in australia (northern territory) they <br />
have calculated the alcohol-use at: <br />
236 lt. per person in 1 year. <br />
(ed. so australia is more then just the <br />
land of the notewriters!) <br />
most sorts of beer: <br />
in BELGIUM: b.pieper imports ca.1200 <br />
different marks and from those there <br />
are about 1000 of them in current use! <br />
<br />
credit-card collection: <br />
the greatest credit-card coll. existed <br />
on 8 may 1984 of 1167 different exampl. <br />
put together by w.cavanagh from santa <br />
clara, california, usa! he keeps it <br />
in his wallet which is the biggest with <br />
a lenght of 76,2m. long, a weight of <br />
15,87 kg. and a value of over 1,25 <br />
million dollar of credits! <br />
(ed. i bet EVERY MODEMFREAK loves to <br />
get his hands on this wallet!) <br />
<br />
jeans: <br />
most expensive one: <br />
de 'GEM JEANS' is the most expensive <br />
jeans in the world. the nails and the <br />
little mark on the back-pocket are of <br />
18-karat gold and have a 0,10 karat <br />
natural coloured yellow diamant. <br />
the button is also a yellow diamant <br />
of 3,52 karat. <br />
this jeans is made by: <br />
design: tony bloemen (blues'n jeans) <br />
(wrangler) <br />
staf demarelle'n daughters <br />
(gold) <br />
rainbow gem.int. (diamants) <br />
the jeans is worth: 216 086,25 dollar! <br />
size: 31! <br />
(ed. the perfect present for your girl- <br />
friend,he???) <br />
<br />
well, this concludes our first series of<br />
WORLD RECORDS!... <br />
<br />
if there is anyone who claims or can <br />
can proof he can improve this record <br />
then try to tape it or write a letter <br />
to our usual address!.... <br />
we hope you've enjoyed this fairly <br />
interesting shit and we'll hope you'll <br />
tell us how you think about this chapter<br />
and the few other ones!.... <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
joy RIGHT<br />
*FILM REVIEW* <br />
<br />
howdy country-boys'n'girls!... <br />
<br />
this time we have again a variety of <br />
choices... for everyone there's some- <br />
thing!... and if there's something you <br />
want to see in here then get off your <br />
lazy ass and take pen'n'paper or load <br />
one of those (aussie?) notewriters and <br />
begin typing/writing!.... <br />
this time we begin with only 1 review <br />
of a film... <br />
<br />
ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES... <br />
<br />
(with kevin kostner, sean connery, <br />
ernest bourigine,...) <br />
<br />
this is a good remake of the old version<br />
... but has lost some of its charm!... <br />
still the makers have chosen for a NON- <br />
NAKED SCENE... no running maked woman <br />
in here!... but we have to picture this <br />
in the middle ages!... <br />
the film has a quit amazing begin and <br />
a not so amazing end, although the end <br />
sequence is so mighty exaggerated it <br />
becomes almost a CONNECTION and it is as<br />
the film contains some little funny <br />
things and does help you coming trough <br />
the time!... this film takes over 2 <br />
hours and is NO real waste of time!.... <br />
i think it's not woth to get off your <br />
lazy ass and go and see him in the <br />
CINEMA but it wouldn't be a waste of <br />
money to rent him!... <br />
this film has a bit of everything <br />
(action, adventure, romance,...) but so <br />
had the 1st version. so this movie isn't<br />
really a CORKER, but a quit normal film.<br />
<br />
RATING: 55/100 <br />
<br />
look out for TERMINATOR 2! <br />
<br />
the film will come out end september/ <br />
begin october... <br />
mighty cool soundtracks are made by <br />
GUNS'N'ROSES and are choosen by the <br />
warrior himself: ARNOLD SHWARZENEGGER; <br />
the anti-hroof this film! <br />
<br />
<br />
FIRE please<br />
<br />
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